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your streams lately have really helped me

twitchquotes: hey [streamer], your streams lately have really helped me with my depression, bleakness, dejection, distress, sorrow, my car trouble, my 401k, my grades, my slimp dick, my underperforming AMD driver, the armenian genocide, the galloping campaign, the war in the vietnamese, oh god they are in the trees, the battle of antietam, the housing crisis of 2008, the bankruptcy of greece in 2015, the explosion of chernobyl, my late grandma denise
twitch chat
December 2020

I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ณ what's this? my heart is beating so fast ๐Ÿ’“ I feel dizzy ๐Ÿคช what is this tension in my lower body? ๐Ÿค” I am sweating so much ๐Ÿฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐Ÿ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’
twitch chat
April 2021

FunPlus Pheonix logo

twitchquotes: โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโ €โ €โ €โ €โขคโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃพโกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฟโฃทโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโ Ÿโขกโฃฟโฃงโฃดโกถโ ถโฃฆโฃ„โฃ€โฃผโฃฟโกŒโ ปโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฟโ โ €โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃ„โ ‰โ €โ ‰โข‹โฃฝโฃฟโฃ‡โ €โ นโฃฟโฃงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโฃฟโกŸโฃฟโ €โ €โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก†โ €โ €โขพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ €โ €โฃฟโขปโฃฟโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โฃฟโฃฟโ โ นโฃ‡โ €โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโ ‡โ €โฃธโ โข˜โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ € โ €โ €โขธโฃ‡โ ˜โ งโ €โ  โกถโ คโ ฝโกฟโขฟโกฟโฃงโขคโฃคโขผโกฟโ ฟโขคโฃถโกคโ คโ พโฃงโฃพโก‡โ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ฐโขถโก‡โขธโก‡โฃฟโข€โ ปโขธโฃฟโก„โ ˆโขฟโ ƒโข€โฃพโฃฃโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃถโฃ„โฃ€โฃ‡โฃธโฃฟโฃ‡โฃ˜โฃโฃฟโฃธโฃ†โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โข€โฃพโกฟโ ›โ โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโกโฃฉโ ‰โกโฃฟโฃฟโ ‰โฃฟโขนโ ‹โฃญโฃนโฃฟโฃฟโ ƒโ €โ ˆโขงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โฃคโฃดโก‡โ ฟโขฟโ €โ ฟโขธโ —โ ฆโขธโฃฟโ ƒโข€โฃพโก„โ ˆโขงโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ “โ ›โ ›โฃณโกถโขžโกทโข’โกžโขณโ ’โขพโ ณโขถโฃžโ ›โ “โ ’โ ’โ ›โ ‚โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โฃพโฃ‹โฃฐโกโ €โฃผโ €โ ˜โฃ‡โ €โขณโฃ„โฃนโฃทโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โ ปโขถโฃดโฃฟโ €โ €โฃฟโฃคโกพโ Ÿโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ทโ žโ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
twitch chat
November 2019
Riot Games

League of Legends

NFT's are racist

Well, believe me, it's crystal clear: NFT's are racist. You don't believe this, huh? Well, I'm going to explain it to you. First off, the name. The The Bored Ape Yacht Club wants you to believe that "NFT" stands for Non-fungible token. This name might be an accurate name for the images of apes that are sold, but it also stands for "n****r(s) for trade". This is absolutely not okay. NFT's have been fully covered on national news and they usual tell you that images of apes are being traded. What they don't tell you, is that those apes usually have big lips, golden chains and rings and contains an awful lot of stereotypes. NFT's use apes as a methaphor for the stereotypical black communty. This can be explained: NFT's were invented on 4chan. 4chan is the breedplace of 99% of evil on the internet. The /pol/ communty, already infamous for it's racism and anti-semitism. created NFT's because they want to insult black people. Using complex trading methods on specific websites on the internet and needing a fast connection to the world wide web they try to exclude as many black people (mainly the African continent). It even goes beyond that. Neo-Nazi artists, like Ben Garisson and StoneToss have recently used this way of trading to sell their art full of hate. They can do this because NFT's are completely anonymous. Republicans and right-wingers say they screenshot NFT's. This is not an harmless joke, they try to demonstrate how 'worthless' NFT's (abbreviation for: N****r(s) for Trade) are. Stop NFT's. Make a hashtag and cancel 'em. Cut off people that trade NFT's. Stop racism.
January 2022

NFTs

Cryptocurrency

SpongeBob is asexual (spoilers)

SpongeBob is asexual No this isnโ€™t some lgbtq+ stuff Heโ€™s a fucking sea sponge They reproduce asexually
June 2021

YEP COCK is modern expression of bacchic spirit

twitchquotes: Those plebs simply dont get it, all those who oppose YEP COCK are nothing more than a band of simpletons. YEP COCK is modern expression of bacchic spirit. YEP COCKER entering a chat is like priest of Dionysus Enorches, wielding a thyris and bearing wreath of grapevine. As the elder priest leading cultists in state of bacchic haze to sacred Eleusis YEP COCKER announces the unbridled joy of YEP COCKERY by the simple sign of YEP COCK which lets everyone forget of their quotidian struggles.
twitch chat
June 2020

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO DALLAS FUEL? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head IT'S THE POINT ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME
twitch chat
March 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Kripp saved my marriage

twitchquotes: I was going through a rough time in my marriage where nothing seemed to arouse me anymore. Things had gone stale between me and my wife in bed and divorce seemed inevitable. But then I discovered Kripp's stream and everything changed. There's just something about that vegan bald head that does something to me, and before I knew it my libido was back. I now go at it with my wife at the sounds of "Fuck!" and "Topdeck Flamestrike!" to boost my vigor. Thank you Kripp for saving my marriage.
twitch chat
November 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE FeelsGoodMan BOTH ULTIMATE AND MELEE ARE HYPE
twitch chat
February 2019

Super Smash Bros

horses are grass engines

twitchquotes: the dopest thing about horses is that they're basically grass engines like, grass goes in, fast comes out most things that produce fast (like cheetahs and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil an yet here horses are, producing the Fast with only the gras
twitch chat
September 2019

you can't spell "advertisements"

you can't spell "advertisements" without semen between tits
March 2021

A game? You think getting the juice is a game?

twitchquotes: A game? You think getting the juice is a game? The juice is a lifestlye. A way of being. The juice encapsulates all you are and consumes. Taking one look at you I can tell you have never come near the juice. Maybe think about what you say before you try talking to me again, pussy. LUL
twitch chat
May 2021

Master Yi is broken

Not likely. I bet you probably go 0/6 against him and come to Reddit afterwards to complain about him so you can feel better about losing. I'm 100% convinced that the same people who like to joke about a Master Yi's "thought process" are the same people who whine about Aatrox and Katarina because they haven't got a clue what grievous wounds is. Every champion has a counter, if you don't understand Master Yi's counter (jungle invading, timing abilities, proper itemization), then why do you bother to circlejerk the "Master Yi is broken" stereotype?
March 2021

League of Legends

Trick2g, my son keeps saying lata and the gates

twitchquotes: Hello, is this "@Trick2g "? My son just got back from elementary school and keeps saying "lata" this and "the gates" that. He even told me how he wants to be a professional gate opener to all the asian hunnies. Please no Kapparino pastarino
twitch chat
September 2014
Trick2g

a tesla drives down the street in 2021

the year is 2021 A tesla drives down the street unknowing of the danger behind it a beast of American metal and lightning The driver realizes he is in danger in his commie-fornia shoebox He presses the pussy pedal as hard as he can It cannot save him, he can hear the music already "THIS IS GAWWWWWD'S COUNTRRRRRYYYYYYY" He realizes he is already dead In an instant he becomes like a fly in the grill of a truck In the grill of the Ford F-150 EV It stops for no one
December 2020

WallStreetBets

I own a musket for base defense (Palworld)

I own a musket for base defense, since that's what the developers intended. Four Syndicate dunderheads breach my front gate. "What the Ignis?" As I grab my cold resistant metal armor and musket. Blow a pal sphere sized hole through the first thug, he's dead on the spot. Draw my make-shift pistol on the second thug, miss him entirely because it's crafted from spare parts and nails the neighbor's Rayhound. I have to resort to my Lamball and the mounted rocket fortification at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho lads" the shrapnel shreds two thugs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the neighbors alarm bells. Ready my metal spear and charge at the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since thirty-seven stab wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the developers intended.
January 2024

Palworld

Why am I always being put in the friend zone

twitchquotes: Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I'm a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m'lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I'm sick of being considered 'beta' or whatever you call it.
twitch chat
November 2018

IM JUST WIDIN IN TWITCH CHAT

twitchquotes: widepeepoHappy NA THIS widepeepoHappy EU THAT widepeepoHappy IM JUST WIDIN widepeepoHappy IN TWITCH CHAT widepeepoHappy
twitch chat
March 2020

Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank

twitchquotes: Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
twitch chat
June 2021
WARDELL

Valorant

I'm leaving this community, jerma can't keep getting away with this

I'm leaving this community, jerma can't keep getting away with this After jerma's recent apology video, it seemed like the only thing he cared about before going live was his looks. He came onto stream and honestly seemed slightly drunk. He proceeded to spend time talking about how fun it was to 'woohoo' death. He used another term, but due to me actually caring about the people here, I decided it's better to censor myself. He did briefly apologize for the Amelia situation, but that twitlonger she wrote really exposed the absolute horror of being stood up and finding your date in bed with the reaper of souls himself. I think the worst part of the apology was how he kept saying "that isn't who I am" but proceeded to fall asleep once again at the end. Also I'm fairly certain he was still on the toilet. I heard a few weird noises. I really hope this psycho gets banned. p.s. I'm starting to think the 'jerma speared and killed a man' conspiracy theory may have had been real.
March 2022
Jerma985
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