[Copypasta] Just got told i was gay becouse i smell nice???

Bruh? Like sorry i don't smell like a mix of piss sweat and axe body spray Troy. I will gladly shower every night AND morning and use fruit and coconut smelled soap and deodorant. My good hygeine doesn't have anything to do with my professional competitive cock sucking
February 2022
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The year is 2030. The AOC is now the Supreme Emperor of the United States and the Americas

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I hope Zoe wins but in Spanish

twitchquotes: Espero que gane Zoe xD. Soy main de Zoe y es tan tan divertida!! Me encanta trolear con su burbuja, y sus diรกlogos son tan monos como cuando canta sobre tarta de chocolate LOL! Es super random pero tambiรฉn mas lista de lo que parece, justo como yo xD
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

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๐Ÿ“ž HELLO CHIPS? ๐Ÿ“ž THE SPAWN HERE

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head HELLO CHIPS? ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head THE SPAWN HERE ๐Ÿ“ž 4Head YOU HAVEN'T DIED IN 10 SECONDS....YOU'RE OVERDUE
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