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Rick Astley paradox
I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend we're holding hands
twitchquotes:
(ββΏββΏ) sometimes... when i have a bad day.... I put my cursor over Kripp's and pretend that we're holding hands (ββΏββΏ)
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Kripp
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Bring on the PLEBOLUTION
twitchquotes:
Dear subs, I may be a pleb but I am a human being. Please stop taking out your BDSM fantasies of caging us to satisfy your sexual frustration. Bring on the PLEBOLUTION α(Ψ¨_Ψ¨)α
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Trump
plebs vs subs
Being a hentai actress must be so weird
Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: youβre in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000Β₯ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
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Born to be a Twitch channel mod
twitchquotes:
You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. I catch a glimpse of copypasta, the adrenaline starts pumping. A whiff of drama, I snap into duty. My streamer calls for a chat ban, I erase that motherfucker from the history books of this channel. There is no !command I wonβt code, no timeout I wonβt give, no Twitch laws I wonβt overlook, and no order I wonβt obey to make my streamer happy. And if you become his problem, well, Iβm sorry to say that Iβll become yours.
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MODS
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Nacho cheese torpedo
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Fortnite
Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time
twitchquotes:
they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers
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Flanders Diddly Spamly Doodly
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Response to Pokimane saying she's disgusted by cum tributes
Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their cocks and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.
Pokimane
AngelThump
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Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police
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π’ ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
π’ ATTENTION, OCTAVIAN MOROSAN! This is Captain Cucumber of the Vegan Police! You have been accused of violating the Supreme Vegan Charter by drafting beast cards in your arena decks and forcing them to fight for you! This is a blatant act of animal exploitation and is punishable by death! Surrender peacefully and we will make it a quick and painless one! This is your only warning!
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Kripp
Classic
The largest object in the solar system
twitchquotes:
Hey reynad, I'm working on a science project and I need to find the largest object in the solar system. What's the measurements of your forehead? 
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Reynad
Harambe I'm coming
twitchquotes:
π« HARAMBE I'M COMING π«
π« HARAMBE I'M COMING π«
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Classic
Harambe
Born perfectly to explore dank memes
twitchquotes:
Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the universe, born perfectly to explore dank memes β Ν Κ Ν‘ Ν‘β
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Classic
Troll Face 2
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Hey chat, take it easy please
twitchquotes:
Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you.
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