[Copypasta] VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man πŸ‘³ fueled by the banned πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ salt in the spam πŸ’―
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Emoji Pasta

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Hello Kripp, Cattarian here

twitchquotes: CoolCat Hello Kripp, Cattarian here. Since I'm dead, my new family bought me sunglasses and propped me up like in that movie Weekend At Bernie's. How you doing in Canadaland? Playing Grindstone? Been lucky? Not dead like me? Say hello to Rania from me. CoolCat
twitch chat
July 2015
Kripp

i will cry on reddit and type a 10 page essay about how you guys are filthy degenerates

twitchquotes: Filthy degenerates throwing money at filthy degenerates behaviour. what filthy casuals you are throwing money and subbing at bad behaviour now i will cry on reddit and type a 10 page essay about how you guys are filthy degenerates because you support these stupid fistings and casual behaviour ε‡Έ β—‰_β—”ΰΌ½ε‡Έ
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

This is our Chat mods

twitchquotes: (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡ THIS IS OUR CHAT MODS (ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡ (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡ Κα΄‡α΄€Κœ ʙᴇᴀᴛ Ιͺα΄›! (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

XL Super Sized Monster

twitchquotes: "Oh my God," gasped Raina. That thing is HUGE, its going to make me so wet!. Kripp smirked, "Yup." He began pumping furiously as the pressure built up and his Vegan strength began to dwindle. "Are you ready?" Kripp said cheekily. "I don't know about this, I think we should..." but it was too late. Kripp blasted her point blank, gentlely bruising her skin with a pressure rating well above 2. "Next time you can do me," said Kripp as he put away his XL Super Sized Monster.
twitch chat
March 2018
Kripp

Trump gave Katie Kripp's MITHRIL ARMOR

twitchquotes: Hello "Kripp" ...or should I say COCKTAVIAN. Guess who? YEAH. It's KATIE. From HIGH SCHOOL. Ever since you left me to play this stupid game, me and Trump have decided to continue playing Runescape WITHOUT YOU. And guess what? He gave me your MITHRIL ARMOR. Have fun playing this stupid card game, JERK!.
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp
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