[Copypasta] VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man πŸ‘³ fueled by the banned πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ salt in the spam πŸ’―
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September 2016
Kripp

Emoji Pasta

(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Disgrace to all Morosans

twitchquotes: οΌ―ο½ƒο½”ο½ο½–ο½‰ο½ο½Ž οΌ­ο½ο½’ο½ο½“ο½ο½ŽοΌŒ ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｉｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｇｒｅａｔ ｇｒｅａｔ ο½‡ο½’ο½ο½Žο½„ο½ο½ο½’ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½ŽοΌŒ οΌ© ａｍ ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½”ο½ο½ƒο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ｙｏｕ ｆｒｏｍ ο½‚ο½…ο½™ο½ο½Žο½„ ο½”ο½ˆο½… ｇｒａｖｅ ｔｏ ο½”ο½…ο½Œο½Œ ｙｏｕ ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½” ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ ａ ｄｉｓｇｒａｃｅ ｔｏ ａｌｌ οΌ­ο½ο½’ο½ο½“ο½ο½Žο½“ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ ｏｆ ｙｏｕｒ ο½’ο½…ο½ƒο½…ο½Žο½” ο½“ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ƒο½ˆ ｔｏ ο½‚ο½…ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ａ ο½ƒο½ο½“ο½•ο½ο½ŒοΌŽ οΌ°ο½Œο½“ ｎｏ Ｍａｓｅｒａｔｉ
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March 2014
Kripp

learn instead of crying

twitchquotes: This is a game of pure skill and you lost because you were completely outplayed and outmaneuvered. It's better to learn from your mistakes instead of crying because you believe your opponents are luckier than you are. One day, when you can actually admit to your mistakes, you might actually be better at the game. :)
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November 2019
Kripp

Why does Kripp have the personality of an unflushed toilet?

twitchquotes: I don't get why Kripp has to have the personality of an unflushed toilet when he streams. At least when he's in mumble we can love to hate Cybrix. And a mumblebro or two spices things up. It gets old watching Kripp eat Greek food, mute his mic to kiss the succubus, and bitch about RNG.
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August 2014
Kripp

The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed

twitchquotes: The year is 2025. Kripp lies on his deathbed, the countless years of veganism finally having taken their toll. He struggles to adjust his eyes to the glare of his computer screen, yearning to view his beloved twitch chat one more time. All he sees is degenerate weeb spam. His eyes brim with tears. He begins gasping his final breath, and in his final moments he tells Rania "K"
twitch chat
June 2017
Kripp

This guy's veganism is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ This guy's veganism is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy vegetables can't win against fruits like that” β˜‘ "He needed PRECISELY those two cucumbers to win" β˜‘ β€œHe bought the only tomato that could beat me” β˜‘ "He had the perfect eggplants β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could cook” β˜‘ β€œI ate that perfectly”
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May 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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