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joe biden said he was the impostor

I 👁 met joe biden at 👾💩 3 🎆🕑 am 👏 he said 💬🖕 he was the đŸ„đŸ€› impostor guys ♂ should đŸ‘ŒđŸ‘« i 👆 believe đŸ» him đŸ‘šđŸ˜© im đŸŒ soo scared ❌ i dont 😡 know đŸ€”â“ what to đŸ‘đŸš¶ do 👌 help 💁 me 💋 out. đŸ€”

World War 2 in emojis

đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸŠđŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘€đŸ‘€ đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžâžĄïžđŸ˜€đŸ˜€đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡č đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‘‰đŸ‘‰đŸ‡šđŸ‡żđŸ˜š đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ™„đŸ‘đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ™„đŸ‘ đŸ‡šđŸ‡żđŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡·đŸ‡ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‘‰đŸ‘‰đŸ™đŸ‡”đŸ‡± đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ™…â€â™‚ïžđŸ™…â€â™‚ïž đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžâš”âžĄïžâš”đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ˜Ż đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ˜ŻđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ˜Ż đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ˜ĄđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒâš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡·đŸ‡ș đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒđŸšą đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜âžĄïžđŸ˜łđŸ˜łâ™żđŸ‡ș🇾 đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜‘đŸ›«đŸ›«đŸ’ŁđŸ’ŁâžĄïžđŸ‡ș🇾♿😯😯😭😭 đŸ‡șđŸ‡žâ™żđŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒâš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜‘đŸ‡źđŸ‡č👹‍đŸŠČ đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»âš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ŻđŸ˜ŻđŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜âžĄïžđŸ‡ș🇾😳🇬🇧😳 đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡šđŸ‡ŠđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ˜Ž đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‡ș🇾😎☱💣 đŸ‡ș🇳
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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye 😂 Yuh đŸ‘ŒđŸŸđŸ‘€ Uh đŸ˜”đŸ˜€ Skrrrt đŸ’šđŸ€” I 👁 hate 😡 people đŸ‘« who have a different 😡 skin đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ‘‘ color 🎹 from me (x32) instrumental đŸŽș break 💔 I 👁👀 hate 😡🌚 people đŸ‘« who have a different 👀❓⁉ skin đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ‘‘ color đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ from me (x32)

Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)

AMONG 😳 US đŸ…±ïž IN đŸ˜± REAL đŸ˜” LIFE đŸ’© SUS 📼 SUS AMONG 😳 US đŸ…±ïž IN đŸ˜± REAL đŸ˜” LIFE đŸ’© SUS 📼 SUS PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN đŸ€— REAL đŸ€  LIFE SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH đŸ‘Ÿ MY 👅 CREW GOTTA đŸ„·đŸż SPLIT 😚 UP đŸ€Ą SPREAD ⁉ OUT 📼CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS đŸ‘» TO đŸ‘œ DO GOTTA 👿 FIND đŸ‘ș THE đŸ€§ IMPOSTER đŸ€« AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO đŸ›¶ SAđŸ…±ïžOTAGE WHO 📼CAN đŸ…±ïž WE đŸ‡«đŸ‡· TRUST 😂 IN đŸ€Ș THIS đŸ€Ż AMONG đŸ€­ US đŸ€Ł ENTOURAGE.

OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

‌‌OH MY GOD‌‌ IS THAT A đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆRđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆAđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆIđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆNđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆBđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆOđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆWđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ LOGO?!?!?!?!? 😍😍😍😍 OMG đŸ€ŻđŸ€ŻUR SO INCLUSIVEđŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆLGBT đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžTRANS đŸłïžâ€âš§ïžRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ UR SO PROGRESSIVE đŸ’đŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸœâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸŸâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸżâ€â™‚ïž I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! 👏👏👏đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW đŸ˜«đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ„°đŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

You’ve 📡👹 seen đŸ‘€đŸ‘€đŸŽ…đŸ» Miku on 🔛 stage, 4ïžâƒŁđŸ’– but 😠 what đŸ‘đŸŒ about đŸ„Ž your 👉 wrist? ⌚💯 Wrist ⌚💯 World 🌍 is an AR game 🎯 using 😏 wristbands, now đŸ«‚ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even ✋ save 🩎 the world! 🌍 Do 👀 You 👀👩 Wrist ⌚💯 World? 🌎 wrist ⌚💯 world 🌍🌎🌏

We didn't start the fire (emoji pasta)

đŸ‘«WE 😡DIDN’TđŸ€ȘSTART❌THEđŸ˜Ÿ FIRE đŸ”„ IT đŸ€šWAS đŸ€ŹALWAYSđŸ€©BURNINGđŸ„” SINCE 😧THE✹WORLDS🌍 BEENđŸ˜»TURNING

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4ïžâƒŁ2ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ today đŸ˜łđŸ˜±but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😮😏🚬 I'm smoking 💹😜 the Bible 😇😋🙏📕 because heaven âŹ†ïžđŸ˜đŸ‘đŸ˜‚ is the highest you can get đŸ™ŒđŸ˜€

have you ever had a dream like this?

have you 👉🏿 ever 😠 had a dreams 😮💭- thats ✔- that you đŸ‘‰đŸ»đŸ‘€ uhm đŸ˜€ you 👈 had you 👈- you 👈 could- you 👈 do what you 👉 want 😍- you 👈 could do- so you 👈👩- you 👈 do- you 👈 could do you đŸ€–đŸ‘ˆ- you 👾👉 wan 🔑- you 👾👉 want 😋 him 👮 to do so much đŸ”„ that you 👉 could do anything 💰?
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Easter emoji pasta

AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

‌‌HOLY FUCKING 🖕👩 SHIT‌‌‌‌ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING đŸ‘©đŸ’ž AMONG 💰 US đŸ‡ș🇾 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 đŸ˜±! đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± AMONG đŸ’‘đŸ‘šâ€â€ïžâ€đŸ‘šđŸ‘©â€â€ïžâ€đŸ‘© US 👹 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💩🍆👀 GAME 🎼 đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ’ŻđŸ’ŻđŸ’ŻđŸ’Ż RED 🔮 IS SO SUSSSSS đŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸŸ„đŸŸ„đŸŸ„đŸŸ„đŸŸ„ COME đŸ’ŠđŸƒđŸƒâ€â™€ïž TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„ đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„ WHY đŸ˜ĄđŸ€” IS NO âš đŸš« ONE 1ïžâƒŁ FIXING đŸ‘Ÿ O2 đŸ…Ÿ đŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ˜Ą OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜  Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💩! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💩! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I đŸ‘„ think đŸ€” it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚

My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My đŸ€žâ€â™‚ïžBODYđŸ‹ïžâ€â™€ïž is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄đ’čđ’¶đ’Ÿđ“‡đ“Ž 𝓅𝓇𝑜đ’čđ“Šđ’žđ“‰đ“ˆđŸ„› into ➡ đŸ”„â“ˆâ“…â’Ÿâ’žâ“ŽđŸ”„ đŸłđ“đ’Ÿđ“†đ“Šđ’Ÿđ’č💩 đŸ’©đŸ’©đ”»đ•€đ”žâ„â„â„đ”Œđ”žđŸ’ȘđŸ’Ș

Would you like to get rich by running your own business

Hey👋 ladiesđŸ’â€â™€ïž đŸ“· Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2ïžâƒŁ get 😼 rich 💰💰💰 by running đŸƒâ€â™€ïžđŸƒâ€â™€ïž your 👈 own business đŸ‘©â€đŸ’ŒđŸ’Œ from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? đŸ“±đŸ€ł Well đŸ€·â€â™€ïž you can't. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏 you 👏 stupid 👏 cunt

OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?😂😂 I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ąđŸ˜‚đŸ˜ąđŸ˜œ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? đŸ˜đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜†đŸ€źđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! 😁😁😁😁😁 Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€—đŸ˜…đŸ˜†đŸ˜‚đŸ€ąđŸ˜đŸ˜„đŸ˜«đŸ€ŻđŸ˜…đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSâ€ŒïžđŸ˜€đŸŒžSIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVERđŸ™…đŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸš«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF đŸƒđŸŒâ€â™€ïžBECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNđŸ‘ŒđŸ»đŸ™đŸ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHTđŸŒšâ€Œïž PREPARE đŸ€žđŸ»UR PUSSIES đŸ‘‰đŸ»đŸ‘‰đŸ»FOR A DRY SPELL ☀ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS đŸ˜€đŸ’ȘđŸŒTO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKđŸ™ŒđŸ»đŸ† SEND THIS TO 7ïžâƒŁ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESđŸ‘Żâ€â™€ïžTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBERđŸ‘đŸ»đŸ‘đŸ»
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heart been broke

heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don’t know đŸ€” what to believe 💯 mama đŸ‘©â€â€ïžâ€đŸ’‹â€đŸ‘© said 🗣 it’s my fault 😱 it’s my fault đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïži wear my heart ❀ on my sleeve đŸ’Ș i think it’s best đŸ‘đŸ» I put my heart ❀ on ice 🧊

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💩😉 đŸ§»CoronađŸ€§ is CUMMING💩 for us and you’ve just tested đŸ˜±positive🩠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 đŸ™…â€â™€ïžSocial distancing is in effectđŸš« and I want to spend my đŸ€·â€â™‚ïžquarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧮isopropyl-lubricant 💩 and CUM👅 over so I can administerđŸ‘©â€âš•ïž your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemaskđŸ˜· Send this ✉ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💩💩SYMPTOMATICđŸ€’ SLUTSđŸ€« If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🩇 bitch 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthyđŸ’Șhoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿

It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK đŸ˜€đŸ˜€ and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS 🎒📚🍆🍆 and FUCK THESE FINALS đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‰đŸ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL 🍑📞 your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT 👊👊 the BOOKS 📘📗📙till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW đŸ˜«đŸ˜« and your PEN 🖊🖊is DRY đŸ˜”đŸ˜”. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE 💩💩 and do this THING 🙌🙌. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST đŸ€€đŸ€€ SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! đŸ˜±đŸ˜±
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Boomer anthem

twitchquotes: Please😳 rise 😎 for the đŸ€š national 🏁 anthem đŸŽ¶ of boomers đŸ€Ș đŸŽșđŸŽșđŸŽș Video Games 🎼 cause violence đŸ˜ĄđŸ‘ŠđŸŒ, Phone đŸ“± bad 👎, book 📚 good 👍 I hate 😒 my wife 👰 Pause ⏞ the Fortnite đŸ„‡ please đŸ˜€ Funny đŸ€Ł Facebook 😜 minion đŸ€­ memes đŸ€Ș
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