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COCKtober emojipasta v4

October 2021

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Halloween

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COCKtober emojipasta v3

October 2021

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Halloween

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I used to be a real ad

COCKtober emojipasta v2

October 2021

Emoji Pasta

NSFW

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Halloween

COCKtober emojipasta

October 2021

Emoji Pasta

NSFW

Special Occasion Pastas

Halloween

ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!

ACHOOâ€ŒïžđŸ€§đŸ€§What was thatâ‰ïžâ‰ïžđŸ˜đŸ˜Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know đŸ‡șđŸ‡žâ‰ïžđŸ€ąđŸ€•đŸ€’đŸ€€ the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT đŸ‘ŠđŸŒđŸ‘ŠđŸŒ strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy đŸ˜©đŸ˜© đŸ§“đŸŒ until you wash đŸ§œđŸ§œyour dirty đŸŸnasty đŸ€ą little đŸ€žđŸŒfingers âœ‹đŸ»đŸ€šđŸ»âœ‹đŸ»đŸ€šđŸ»for 6ïžâƒŁ9ïžâƒŁ seconds with sHOEp đŸ§Œ and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count đŸ€ĄđŸ€ĄđŸ€Ą Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs đŸ€źđŸ„ŽđŸ€’and start spreading 😧your legsđŸ€€đŸŠ¶đŸœđŸŠ”đŸ»because everyone đŸ‘©â€đŸŠ°đŸ‘šâ€đŸ«đŸŠčđŸŸâ€â™‚ïžđŸ§œđŸŒâ€â™‚ïžhas to keep TWERKING 😈😈from home! 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ other coronavirus cucks đŸ‘‰đŸŸđŸ‘ŒđŸ»otherwise Fuckboy Fauci 🙀🙀 is cumming for you 🍆🍑🍆
August 2021

Emoji Pasta

Coronavirus

COVID

I used to be a real ad

🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💩

‌ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‌On this day 🗓 many years ago 😼 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS đŸŽ© sailed ⛔ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES đŸ‘č, they gathered đŸ‘« around the dinner table đŸœ and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1ïžâƒŁst GANG BANG! đŸ‘Żâ€â™€ïžđŸ‘ŻđŸ‘Żâ€â™‚ïž We honor đŸ™ŒđŸ» their ORGY 😼 every year 📆 by giving THANKS đŸ™đŸŒ to all đŸ„° that’s important ❀ to us: Family đŸ‘šâ€đŸ‘©â€đŸ‘§â€đŸ‘Š, Friends 👬, Freedom đŸ‡ș🇾, and DICK! đŸ†đŸŒœđŸ‘… So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, đŸ—đŸ”„đŸ€Č and shove a cornaCOPIOUS đŸŒœđŸŒœ amount of DICK 🍆 đŸ˜© into that hungry 😼 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies đŸ‘Żâ€â™€ïž, just like your 🩃 THOTSgiving 🩃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs đŸ€žđŸŒâ€â™€ïžin the air đŸ€žđŸŒâ€â™€ïžand prepare to get âžĄïž STUFFED 🙀! After dinner,🍮it’s time 😼 for CUMPKIN PIE!! đŸ„§ Show Daddy đŸ‘šđŸœâ€đŸŠł how đŸ™đŸŒ thankful đŸ™đŸŒ you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🩮 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💩 his HOMEADE GRAVY đŸ„Ł! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK âŹ›ïž FRIDAY 🛍 so send đŸ“€ this to 🔟 THOTS đŸ’đŸ»â€â™€ïžyou are thankful đŸ™đŸŒ for! If you get 0ïžâƒŁ back, sail 🔙 to England đŸ–•đŸ»đŸ€ź If you get 5ïžâƒŁ back, you’ll be getting your corn đŸŒœ CREAMED đŸ˜‹đŸ„°. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK đŸ˜± is CUMMING 💩YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
August 2021

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Special Occasion Pastas

Thanksgiving

NSFW

👅HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS 🍆

👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK đŸ‘ŠđŸŒfrom good ole Saint DICK đŸŽ…đŸŸ it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!đŸ—“đŸŸđŸ‘… 2ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ2ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD đŸ˜‰âœŠđŸ»đŸ˜« year.... we laughedđŸ˜‚đŸ˜†đŸ‘ŒđŸŒ We cried 😱😖👎 We coughed đŸ’ŠđŸ€’đŸ€§ we fucked GOODđŸ‘đŸ» dick🍆 and đŸ˜”đŸ˜”BAD 😔 dick, đŸ˜« BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💩🍆BIG 👅 BALL đŸ˜ŽđŸ‘ŒđŸŒ Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread đŸ‘đŸœ those đŸ‘đŸœ legs đŸ‘đŸœ and count down âŹ‡ïž from 🔟 until your man đŸ’ȘđŸŸ pops 🎉 his CORK đŸŸđŸŸ into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! đŸ„°đŸ„° Send this to 2ïžâƒŁ1ïžâƒŁ COCK-BEGGING âœŠđŸ»đŸ† WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED đŸ‘đŸ˜± for the next 3ïžâƒŁ6ïžâƒŁ5ïžâƒŁ days 😍😍😍
August 2021

Emoji Pasta

NSFW

Special Occasion Pastas

New Years

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... đŸš«ERROR!đŸš« 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other đŸ‘ȘDaddiesđŸ‘Ș who give you 💩cummies💩 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you đŸš«đŸš«đŸ‘ż 3 back: you're squishyâ˜ïžđŸ’Š 5 back: you're daddy's kittenđŸ˜œđŸ‘ŒđŸ’Š 10+ back: Daddy
August 2021

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joe biden said he was the impostor

I 👁 met joe biden at 👾💩 3 🎆🕑 am 👏 he said 💬🖕 he was the đŸ„đŸ€› impostor guys ♂ should đŸ‘ŒđŸ‘« i 👆 believe đŸ» him đŸ‘šđŸ˜© im đŸŒ soo scared ❌ i dont 😡 know đŸ€”â“ what to đŸ‘đŸš¶ do 👌 help 💁 me 💋 out. đŸ€”
July 2021

Emoji Pasta

World War 2 in emojis

đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸŠđŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘€đŸ‘€ đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžâžĄïžđŸ˜€đŸ˜€đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡č đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‘‰đŸ‘‰đŸ‡šđŸ‡żđŸ˜š đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ™„đŸ‘đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ™„đŸ‘ đŸ‡šđŸ‡żđŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡·đŸ‡ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‘‰đŸ‘‰đŸ™đŸ‡”đŸ‡± đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ™…â€â™‚ïžđŸ™…â€â™‚ïž đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžâš”âžĄïžâš”đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ˜Ż đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ˜ŻđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ˜Ż đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ˜ĄđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒâš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡·đŸ‡ș đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒđŸšą đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜âžĄïžđŸ˜łđŸ˜łâ™żđŸ‡ș🇾 đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜‘đŸ›«đŸ›«đŸ’ŁđŸ’ŁâžĄïžđŸ‡ș🇾♿😯😯😭😭 đŸ‡șđŸ‡žâ™żđŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒâš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜‘đŸ‡źđŸ‡č👹‍đŸŠČ đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»âš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ŻđŸ˜ŻđŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜âžĄïžđŸ‡ș🇾😳🇬🇧😳 đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡šđŸ‡ŠđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ˜Ž đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‡ș🇾😎☱💣 đŸ‡ș🇳
July 2021

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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye 😂 Yuh đŸ‘ŒđŸŸđŸ‘€ Uh đŸ˜”đŸ˜€ Skrrrt đŸ’šđŸ€” I 👁 hate 😡 people đŸ‘« who have a different 😡 skin đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ‘‘ color 🎹 from me (x32) instrumental đŸŽș break 💔 I 👁👀 hate 😡🌚 people đŸ‘« who have a different 👀❓⁉ skin đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ‘‘ color đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ from me (x32)
June 2021

Emoji Pasta

Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)

AMONG 😳 US đŸ…±ïž IN đŸ˜± REAL đŸ˜” LIFE đŸ’© SUS 📼 SUS AMONG 😳 US đŸ…±ïž IN đŸ˜± REAL đŸ˜” LIFE đŸ’© SUS 📼 SUS PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN đŸ€— REAL đŸ€  LIFE SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH đŸ‘Ÿ MY 👅 CREW GOTTA đŸ„·đŸż SPLIT 😚 UP đŸ€Ą SPREAD ⁉ OUT 📼CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS đŸ‘» TO đŸ‘œ DO GOTTA 👿 FIND đŸ‘ș THE đŸ€§ IMPOSTER đŸ€« AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO đŸ›¶ SAđŸ…±ïžOTAGE WHO 📼CAN đŸ…±ïž WE đŸ‡«đŸ‡· TRUST 😂 IN đŸ€Ș THIS đŸ€Ż AMONG đŸ€­ US đŸ€Ł ENTOURAGE.
June 2021

Emoji Pasta

Among Us / Amogus

OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

‌‌OH MY GOD‌‌ IS THAT A đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆRđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆAđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆIđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆNđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆBđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆOđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆWđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ LOGO?!?!?!?!? 😍😍😍😍 OMG đŸ€ŻđŸ€ŻUR SO INCLUSIVEđŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆLGBT đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžTRANS đŸłïžâ€âš§ïžRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ UR SO PROGRESSIVE đŸ’đŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸœâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸŸâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸżâ€â™‚ïž I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! 👏👏👏đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW đŸ˜«đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ„°đŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ
June 2021

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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

You’ve 📡👹 seen đŸ‘€đŸ‘€đŸŽ…đŸ» Miku on 🔛 stage, 4ïžâƒŁđŸ’– but 😠 what đŸ‘đŸŒ about đŸ„Ž your 👉 wrist? ⌚💯 Wrist ⌚💯 World 🌍 is an AR game 🎯 using 😏 wristbands, now đŸ«‚ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even ✋ save 🩎 the world! 🌍 Do 👀 You 👀👩 Wrist ⌚💯 World? 🌎 wrist ⌚💯 world 🌍🌎🌏
June 2021

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We didn't start the fire (emoji pasta)

đŸ‘«WE 😡DIDN’TđŸ€ȘSTART❌THEđŸ˜Ÿ FIRE đŸ”„ IT đŸ€šWAS đŸ€ŹALWAYSđŸ€©BURNINGđŸ„” SINCE 😧THE✹WORLDS🌍 BEENđŸ˜»TURNING
June 2021

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I used to be a real ad

Happy 420 emoji copypasta

April 2021

VapeNation

Emoji Pasta

Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4ïžâƒŁ2ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ today đŸ˜łđŸ˜±but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😮😏🚬 I'm smoking 💹😜 the Bible 😇😋🙏📕 because heaven âŹ†ïžđŸ˜đŸ‘đŸ˜‚ is the highest you can get đŸ™ŒđŸ˜€
April 2021

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VapeNation

have you ever had a dream like this?

have you 👉🏿 ever 😠 had a dreams 😮💭- thats ✔- that you đŸ‘‰đŸ»đŸ‘€ uhm đŸ˜€ you 👈 had you 👈- you 👈 could- you 👈 do what you 👉 want 😍- you 👈 could do- so you 👈👩- you 👈 do- you 👈 could do you đŸ€–đŸ‘ˆ- you 👾👉 wan 🔑- you 👾👉 want 😋 him 👮 to do so much đŸ”„ that you 👉 could do anything 💰?
April 2021

Emoji Pasta

Easter emoji pasta

April 2021

Emoji Pasta

I used to be a real ad

AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

‌‌HOLY FUCKING 🖕👩 SHIT‌‌‌‌ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING đŸ‘©đŸ’ž AMONG 💰 US đŸ‡ș🇾 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 đŸ˜±! đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± AMONG đŸ’‘đŸ‘šâ€â€ïžâ€đŸ‘šđŸ‘©â€â€ïžâ€đŸ‘© US 👹 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💩🍆👀 GAME 🎼 đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ’ŻđŸ’ŻđŸ’ŻđŸ’Ż RED 🔮 IS SO SUSSSSS đŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸ•”ïžđŸŸ„đŸŸ„đŸŸ„đŸŸ„đŸŸ„ COME đŸ’ŠđŸƒđŸƒâ€â™€ïž TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„ đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„đŸ„ WHY đŸ˜ĄđŸ€” IS NO âš đŸš« ONE 1ïžâƒŁ FIXING đŸ‘Ÿ O2 đŸ…Ÿ đŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ˜ĄđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ˜Ą OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜ đŸ”«đŸ˜  Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💩! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💩! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I đŸ‘„ think đŸ€” it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚
March 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Emoji Pasta

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