Happy PresiDICKâS ðððœ DAYâŒïž Time â°â° to honor the DADDIES ð¬ð¬ of our nation ðºðžðºðž George SLUTsington ð¯ð¯, Benjamin SPANKlinðð, John HanCOCK ððœðŠðŠðŠ These POUNDING ðšâ fathers ERECTED â¬ïžâ¬ïž their ð»ðCUNTstitutional dongs ððfor LADY LIBERTY ðœð
ð Raise that ASS ð to ðŠðŠ Abraham LinCUM ðŠðŠ, ð² WOODrow Wilson ðð²ð, Bill CLIT-on ðð, and the CUMmander in chief, ðŠððBarCOCK Obama ðŠðð Donât forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ðð© DICKlared war ð«ð£ on those CUMMIES ðŠðð Share in âïž SUCKonds or you wonât be pounding ðšthat presidential PUSSY ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and ur a White House HOE ð Get ð back and ur the SUCKretary of state ðððºðž Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ð©ð©ðŠðŠðŠðŠðŠ HAPPY JIZZIDENTâS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ððð
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A ð whole ðŠ town ðª of ðŠ beings, ð confined to ðŠ feeling ð one ð€ emotion their ð entire ð life. ð€ That ð could ð honestly ð be ð the ð focus of ðŠ an ð¹ entire ð movie, ð¥ but ð in ð the ð emoji ð movie ð¥ that's ðŠ just ð the ð world ð they ð¥ live ð
in, ð and ð yet ð these ð beings ð don't ð« question ð© it ð¯ and ð carry ð on ð their ð lives ðŽ as ð normal... ð the ð emoji ð movie ð¥ takes ð a ð far ð more ð subtle ð approach ð meaning critics probably ð» didn't ð« notice the ð strong ðª existential themes present ð² in ð the ð film upon ðŠ first ð viewing.
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
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ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
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ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
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ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
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like ðªcookiesðªand ð
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like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ
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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!
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WHEN I SAT DOWN â¬ïž TO PEE ðŠ THERE WAS A BUG ð IN THE TOILET ðœ BUT I THOUGHT ð IT WAS DROWNED ðð» ââââ N WHEN I GOT UP â¬ïž IT WASN'T â THERE 
IM SOBBING ð IS IT IN MY FUCKING ð BUTTHOLE ðâ WHERE IS ITâïžâïžâïž
IM SOBBING ð IS IT IN MY FUCKING ð BUTTHOLE ðâ WHERE IS ITâïžâïžâïž
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK ð€ð€ and it's TIME â±â± to WHIP OUT ð¯ð¯ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ðððð and FUCK THESE FINALS ð€£ð€£ðð. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ðð your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ðð and HIT ðð the BOOKS ðððtill your BRAIN ð§ ð§ is RUBBED RAW ð«ð« and your PEN ððis DRY ðµðµ. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ðŠðŠ and do this THING ðð. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ð€€ð€€ SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ð±ð±
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