Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐
๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!!
๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐
๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐
๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐ผ, itโs about to get wet down at Santaโs workshop๐๐! Donโt forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐
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๐พ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐! ๐ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candy๐๐ผCOCK=D๐ฆ?? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐๐ผ๐๐พ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot โจ๏ธCUMlateโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ญ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ Hope you get to blow ๐ฌ lots of XXXmas ๐dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐CUMMIES ๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY ๐ฆ๐๐
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐
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