Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐
๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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Would you like to get rich by running your own business
Hey๐ ladies๐โโ๏ธ ๐ท Would ๐ you ๐ like ๐ to 2๏ธโฃ get ๐ฎ rich ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ by running ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ your ๐ own business ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐ผ from home ๐ก with just 
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
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Eggplants appear after every word
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Guys ๐ I ๐ Was ๐ On ๐ Pornhub ๐ And ๐ I ๐ Clicked ๐ On ๐ A ๐ Link ๐ That ๐ Said ๐ Local ๐ Milfs ๐ In ๐ My ๐ Area ๐ And ๐ Now ๐ Eggplants ๐ Appear ๐ After ๐ Every ๐ Word ๐ . ๐ What ๐ Do ๐ I ๐ Do ๐? ๐
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?
ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ๐ฆ๐ ๐งปCorona๐คง is CUMMING๐ฆ for us and youโve just tested ๐ฑpositive๐ฆ for being ๐NAUGHTY๐ ๐
โโ๏ธSocial distancing is in effect๐ซ and I want to spend my ๐คทโโ๏ธquarenTEEN๐ with YOU ๐ So grab your ๐งดisopropyl-lubricant ๐ฆ and CUM๐
over so I can administer๐ฉโโ๏ธ your treatment๐ and inject๐ you with the vaccine๐ Weโll spend the ๐lockdown๐ flattening the curve๐ and FATTENING DEMโ ๐๐ฟ CURVES ๐ Get ready for 14 days of ๐ฏTHICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS๐ญ and sitting on my facemask๐ท Send this โ๏ธ to covid-19 of your sloppiest ๐ฆ๐ฆSYMPTOMATIC๐ค SLUTS๐คซ If you get 5 back, youโre a Wuhan bat๐ฆ bitch ๐ If you get 10 back, youโre a ๐horny๐healthy๐ชhoe๐ If you get all 19 back๐ your ass๐ is the ANTIDOTE๐ and itโs in high demand ๐ฌ๐ฟ
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME
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๐๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐จ๐จ๐THIS IS A ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธALERT. INCOMING ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEME๐ธ ๐๐HEADING STRAIGHT ๐๐YOUR WAY. ๐๐๐๐PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐ง๐ง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธ ๐๐๐ .BUCKLE UPโฟโฟโฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐ฎ๐ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐ต๐ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐
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