Happy PresiDICKâS ðððœ DAYâŒïž Time â°â° to honor the DADDIES ð¬ð¬ of our nation ðºðžðºðž George SLUTsington ð¯ð¯, Benjamin SPANKlinðð, John HanCOCK ððœðŠðŠðŠ These POUNDING ðšâ fathers ERECTED â¬ïžâ¬ïž their ð»ðCUNTstitutional dongs ððfor LADY LIBERTY ðœð
ð Raise that ASS ð to ðŠðŠ Abraham LinCUM ðŠðŠ, ð² WOODrow Wilson ðð²ð, Bill CLIT-on ðð, and the CUMmander in chief, ðŠððBarCOCK Obama ðŠðð Donât forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ðð© DICKlared war ð«ð£ on those CUMMIES ðŠðð Share in âïž SUCKonds or you wonât be pounding ðšthat presidential PUSSY ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and ur a White House HOE ð Get ð back and ur the SUCKretary of state ðððºðž Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ð©ð©ðŠðŠðŠðŠðŠ HAPPY JIZZIDENTâS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ððð
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