Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐
๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?
Youโve ๐ก๐จ seen ๐๐ค๐
๐ป Miku on ๐ stage, 4๏ธโฃ๐ but ๐ what ๐๐ผ about ๐ฅด your 
wrist? โ๐ฏ Wrist โ๐ฏ World ๐ is an AR game ๐ฏ using ๐ wristbands, now ๐ซ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even โ save ๐ฆ the world! ๐ Do ๐ You ๐๐ฆ Wrist โ๐ฏ World? ๐ wrist โ๐ฏ world ๐๐๐
wrist? โ๐ฏ Wrist โ๐ฏ World ๐ is an AR game ๐ฏ using ๐ wristbands, now ๐ซ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even โ save ๐ฆ the world! ๐ Do ๐ You ๐๐ฆ Wrist โ๐ฏ World? ๐ wrist โ๐ฏ world ๐๐๐
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RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta
Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ
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Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
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Boomer anthem
twitchquotes:
Please๐ณ rise ๐ for the ๐คจ national ๐ anthem ๐ถ of boomers ๐คช
๐บ๐บ๐บ
Video Games ๐ฎ cause violence ๐ก๐๐ผ,
Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐
I hate ๐ my wife ๐ฐ
Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐ฅ please ๐ค
Funny ๐คฃ Facebook ๐ minion ๐คญ memes ๐คช
twitch chat
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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Time is tickling
Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐
๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and ur a ๐๐๐ Horny Xmas Ham ๐๐ท๐คช๐ชต๐ฅ๐๐ but if u get 0๏ธโฃ back ๐ต u got a ๐ฅ DRY C๐
พ๏ธAL CUNT ๐ง๐ต๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅฒ๐