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Happy PresiDICK’S đŸ†đŸŒđŸŒœ DAY‌ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK đŸ†đŸŒœđŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ’Š These POUNDING 🔹⚒ fathers ERECTED âŹ†ïžâŹ†ïž their đŸ˜»đŸ“ƒCUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY đŸ—œđŸ‘…đŸ™€ Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💩💩 Abraham LinCUM 💩💩, đŸŒČ WOODrow Wilson 😏đŸŒČ😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👩🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👩🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE đŸ‘€đŸ˜© DICKlared war đŸ”«đŸ’Ł on those CUMMIES 💩💂💂 Share in ♋ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔹that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5ïžâƒŁ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙đŸ‡ș🇾 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ’Š HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑
February 2024

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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚹🚹đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾time to hop onto that founding father dickđŸ†đŸ†đŸ†đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒđŸ™ŒđŸ‘…đŸ‘…đŸ’ŠđŸ’Š out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâ˜„ïžâ˜„ïžâ›°đŸ”đŸ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh â„ïžâ„ïžđŸŒŹwintersđŸŒŹâ„ïžâ„ïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsđŸŒȘ💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky đŸ™‹đŸ»to my bill clintonđŸ™‹â€â™‚ïž baby and i wont deny i had đŸ†đŸ†â™‹ïžsexual relationsâ™‹ïžđŸ†đŸ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsđŸ’žđŸ’žđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžâœđŸ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESđŸ‘žđŸŒđŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ‘žđŸŒwho will throw the nastiest neckđŸ†đŸ†đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒđŸ™ŒđŸŒŹđŸ’Š on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYđŸ˜ŠđŸ˜ŠđŸ’™đŸššâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightđŸ±đŸ±đŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ™ŒđŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾
February 2024

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AMONG 😳 US đŸ…±ïž IN đŸ˜± REAL đŸ˜” LIFE đŸ’© SUS 📼 SUS AMONG 😳 US đŸ…±ïž IN đŸ˜± REAL đŸ˜” LIFE đŸ’© SUS 📼 SUS PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN đŸ€— REAL đŸ€  LIFE SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH đŸ‘Ÿ MY 👅 CREW GOTTA đŸ„·đŸż SPLIT 😚 UP đŸ€Ą SPREAD ⁉ OUT 📼CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS đŸ‘» TO đŸ‘œ DO GOTTA 👿 FIND đŸ‘ș THE đŸ€§ IMPOSTER đŸ€« AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO đŸ›¶ SAđŸ…±ïžOTAGE WHO 📼CAN đŸ…±ïž WE đŸ‡«đŸ‡· TRUST 😂 IN đŸ€Ș THIS đŸ€Ż AMONG đŸ€­ US đŸ€Ł ENTOURAGE.
June 2021

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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

‌‌OH MY GOD‌‌ IS THAT A đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆRđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆAđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆIđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆNđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆBđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆOđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆWđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ LOGO?!?!?!?!? 😍😍😍😍 OMG đŸ€ŻđŸ€ŻUR SO INCLUSIVEđŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆLGBT đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžTRANS đŸłïžâ€âš§ïžRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ UR SO PROGRESSIVE đŸ’đŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸœâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸŸâ€â™‚ïžđŸ’đŸżâ€â™‚ïž I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! 👏👏👏đŸ„șđŸ„șđŸ„ș I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW đŸ˜«đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ„°đŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸłïžâ€âš§ïžđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ
June 2021

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World War 2 in emojis

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July 2021

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Here 💩 CUMS 💩 SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here 💩CUMS💩 đŸŽ…đŸœSanta Claus,đŸŽ…đŸœ here 💩CUMS💩 đŸŽ…đŸœSanta Claus,đŸŽ…đŸœ right down đŸ‘©đŸœđŸ‘žđŸœslutty girl lane!đŸ‘©đŸœđŸ‘žđŸœ âŒđŸš«âŒđŸš«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âŒđŸš«âŒđŸš« Is your đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ»daddyđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ» not giving you enough 💩💩💩cummies?!💩💩💩 Hold up,đŸ™…đŸœđŸ™…đŸœđŸ™…đŸœ ho! It's 💩💩cummy💩💩 â„ïžđŸ’Šâ„ïžSEASON!â„ïžđŸ’Šâ„ïž Pushâœ‹đŸœâœ‹đŸœ that đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ»daddyđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ» to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a đŸ‘ŒđŸœNEWđŸ‘ŒđŸœ father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 đŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœFather CHRISTMAS,đŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœ the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💩cummies!💩 That's right,đŸ‘đŸŒ he's been making đŸ‘§đŸœlittleđŸ‘§đŸœ đŸ‘§đŸœgirlsđŸ‘§đŸœ squishy for 6ïžâƒŁ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the đŸ’ŠđŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜ˆNAUGHTIESTđŸ˜ˆđŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ’Šgirls ☁squishy☁! So send this to all the đŸ˜ŒnastiestđŸ˜Œ đŸ‘§đŸœgirlsđŸ‘§đŸœ you know and share❗Those❗Cummies❗Get 0ïžâƒŁ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5ïžâƒŁ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like đŸȘcookiesđŸȘand 👅💩slurped💩👅 like đŸŒmilk!đŸŒ Get 1ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ back and đŸŽ…đŸœSanta'sđŸŽ…đŸœ big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3ïžâƒŁ sizes inside of you!đŸ˜«đŸ˜© Get 1ïžâƒŁ5ïžâƒŁ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy đŸ’đŸ­đŸŒnummy đŸŒđŸ’Šâ˜ïžsquishyđŸŒđŸ’Šâ˜ïž 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next â©đŸŒšâ˜ƒChristmas!🌹☃
December 2021

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