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đ Raise that ASS đ to đŠđŠ Abraham LinCUM đŠđŠ, đČ WOODrow Wilson đđČđ, Bill CLIT-on đđ, and the CUMmander in chief, đŠđđBarCOCK Obama đŠđđ Donât forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE đđ© DICKlared war đ«đŁ on those CUMMIES đŠđđ Share in âïž SUCKonds or you wonât be pounding đšthat presidential PUSSY đđ Get 5ïžâŁ back and ur a White House HOE đ Get đ back and ur the SUCKretary of state đđđșđž Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan đ©đ©đŠđŠđŠđŠđŠ HAPPY JIZZIDENTâS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS đđđ
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