ððMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESðð!! Now that itâs finally DICKmas ð ðŠSantaâs about to slide ð ðŸð down your hot ð¥ hot ð¥chimney tonight. So lick ðŠðthose juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogðŒ, itâs about to get wet down at Santaâs workshopðð! Donât forgot to slide down that XXXtra ð ðŸð ðŸ big North Pole, and make sure your ðª cookie ðªis yummy enough for Santa to eatð! ð But are you bad enough to handle Santaâs giant juicy 8=candyððŒCOCK=DðŠ?? Send this to ð of your baddest bitch elvesððŒððŸ If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearððŠ! If you get ð back you better be ready for Santaâs hot âšïžCUMlateâïžðŠð If you get 2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back youâve got the most bitchin ð¬peppermint ð¬pussy in the North Pole! âïžâ Hope you get to blow ð¬ lots of XXXmas ðdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ðCUMMIES ðð HAVE A SLUTTY ðŠðð DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ð ðŸð ð¿ð ðœð ðŒ
ððMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESðð!! Now that itâs finally DICKmas ð ðŠSantaâs about to slide ð ðŸð down your hot ð¥ hot ð¥chimney tonight. So lick ðŠðthose juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogðŒ, itâs about to get wet down at Santaâs workshopðð! Donât forgot to slide down that XXXtra ð ðŸð ðŸ big North Pole, and make sure your ðª cookie ðªis yummy enough for Santa to eatð! ð But are you bad enough to handle Santaâs giant juicy 8=candyððŒCOCK=DðŠ?? Send this to ð of your baddest bitch elvesððŒððŸ If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearððŠ! If you get ð back you better be ready for Santaâs hot âšïžCUMlateâïžðŠð If you get 2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back youâve got the most bitchin ð¬peppermint ð¬pussy in the North Pole! âïžâ Hope you get to blow ð¬ lots of XXXmas ðdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ðCUMMIES ðð HAVE A SLUTTY ðŠðð DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ð ðŸð ð¿ð ðœð ðŒ
And youâve been, GNOMED
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It's EXAM WEEK
twitchquotes:It's EXAM WEEK ð€ð€ and it's TIME â±â± to WHIP OUT ð¯ð¯ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ðððð and FUCK THESE FINALS ð€£ð€£ðð. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ðð your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ðð and HIT ðð the BOOKS ðððtill your BRAIN ð§ ð§ is RUBBED RAW ð«ð« and your PEN ððis DRY ðµðµ. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ðŠðŠ and do this THING ðð. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ð€€ð€€ SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ð±ð±
It's EXAM WEEK ð€ð€ and it's TIME â±â± to WHIP OUT ð¯ð¯ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ðððð and FUCK THESE FINALS ð€£ð€£ðð. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ðð your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ðð and HIT ðð the BOOKS ðððtill your BRAIN ð§ ð§ is RUBBED RAW ð«ð« and your PEN ððis DRY ðµðµ. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ðŠðŠ and do this THING ðð. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ð€€ð€€ SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ð±ð±