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It's EXAM WEEK
twitchquotes:It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
VEGAN MAN
twitchquotes:VEGAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the spam that you understand ๐ ๐ VEGAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the top of the ๐deck is a real trip ๐ ๐ VEGAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a Romanian man ๐ณ fueled by the banned ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ salt in the spam ๐ฏ
VEGAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the spam that you understand ๐ ๐ VEGAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the top of the ๐deck is a real trip ๐ ๐ VEGAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a Romanian man ๐ณ fueled by the banned ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ salt in the spam ๐ฏ
Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta
HEY ๐๐ฉ there comrade ๐ฆ๐ชcummy! the ๐น supreme ๐ cock๐ has ๐ณvoted to strike ๐ฉโโ๏ธโ๏ธdown the ๐ sexy ๐คง๐คฐ๐ปroe v. wade decision ๐according ๐คค๐ฆถ๐ปto a opinion ๐writtenโ๏ธ๐ธ by daddy ๐ ๐ป๐ sammy ๐ถ๐ป๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ aLITo. ๐ท๐จ the opinion is a ๐ฆ๐ FULL THROATED ๐ฒโค๏ธโ๐ฅGIRTHY ๐ contraDICKtion ๐ซ๐ of the 1973 ๐ฟ๐decision that ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ guaranteed federal ๐ค cocks-titutuinal ๐ณ protection ๐ ๐of abortion rights!!! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ซกeveryone who ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ woke remember ๐โ๐ป๐ค to fund ๐ธ๐ฅต planned parenthood and ๐ช๐ผ donate to ๐ง๐ผโ๐ผ๐คabortion funds! get yo ๐ธuturuses ๐๐ turnt you ๐whore! ๐ญevery whore knows ๐ง ๐ผthat everyone ๐should have ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฅaccess to safe ๐ ๐abortions โค๏ธ๐ if they choose ๐ ๐ป๐ to have one. ๐๐นsend to ten ๐ฌ๐of your closest ๐ฑ๐ พ๏ธWHORES to secure abortion ๐ซ๐คrights in ameriCUM ๐คค๐บ๐ธif you get five โ back abortion ๐๐rights will be codified ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐คคin law ๐ธ๐
HEY ๐๐ฉ there comrade ๐ฆ๐ชcummy! the ๐น supreme ๐ cock๐ has ๐ณvoted to strike ๐ฉโโ๏ธโ๏ธdown the ๐ sexy ๐คง๐คฐ๐ปroe v. wade decision ๐according ๐คค๐ฆถ๐ปto a opinion ๐writtenโ๏ธ๐ธ by daddy ๐ ๐ป๐ sammy ๐ถ๐ป๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ aLITo. ๐ท๐จ the opinion is a ๐ฆ๐ FULL THROATED ๐ฒโค๏ธโ๐ฅGIRTHY ๐ contraDICKtion ๐ซ๐ of the 1973 ๐ฟ๐decision that ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ guaranteed federal ๐ค cocks-titutuinal ๐ณ protection ๐ ๐of abortion rights!!! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ซกeveryone who ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ woke remember ๐โ๐ป๐ค to fund ๐ธ๐ฅต planned parenthood and ๐ช๐ผ donate to ๐ง๐ผโ๐ผ๐คabortion funds! get yo ๐ธuturuses ๐๐ turnt you ๐whore! ๐ญevery whore knows ๐ง ๐ผthat everyone ๐should have ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฅaccess to safe ๐ ๐abortions โค๏ธ๐ if they choose ๐ ๐ป๐ to have one. ๐๐นsend to ten ๐ฌ๐of your closest ๐ฑ๐ พ๏ธWHORES to secure abortion ๐ซ๐คrights in ameriCUM ๐คค๐บ๐ธif you get five โ back abortion ๐๐rights will be codified ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐คคin law ๐ธ๐
Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v2
It's Cinco de mayo... ๐๐ฎ๐ but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco DICKS ๐ฏ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ with a huge stick ๐ณ๐ but โ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ you'd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
It's Cinco de mayo... ๐๐ฎ๐ but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco DICKS ๐ฏ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ with a huge stick ๐ณ๐ but โ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ you'd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea
My ๐คธโโ๏ธBODY๐๏ธโโ๏ธ is a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ that turns ๐๐น๐ถ๐พ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐น๐๐ธ๐๐๐ฅ into โก ๐ฅโโ โพโธโ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐๐พ๐๐๐พ๐น๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ป๐๐ธโโโ๐ผ๐ธ๐ช๐ช
My ๐คธโโ๏ธBODY๐๏ธโโ๏ธ is a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ that turns ๐๐น๐ถ๐พ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐น๐๐ธ๐๐๐ฅ into โก ๐ฅโโ โพโธโ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐๐พ๐๐๐พ๐น๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ป๐๐ธโโโ๐ผ๐ธ๐ช๐ช