twitchquotes:Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธ g'not ๐ โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธg'not๐ โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐ ๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐ ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธ g'not ๐ โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐ โโ๏ธg'not๐ โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐ ๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐ ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
It's COCKtober ๐๐ u know what that means ๐๐ Dick sucking awareness month ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐ send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐ญ๐ that love that dick ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ THOT-O-WEEN ๐is upon us !! If you get this message โ๏ธ you are queen ๐ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โฃ of the ๐ThOtTiEsT๐ thots ๐that you know will get some ๐๐ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐for 6โฃ9โฃ days of bad luck โ ๏ธ ๐ โผ๏ธATTENTION โผ๏ธ๐๐ปALL HALLOWEEN ๐๐ธHOES ๐๐ ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY โ ๏ธYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐GET ๐FISTED๐ BY A ๐SKELETON ๐SHOVE โ๐ญCANDY ๐ฝ๐ฝCORN๐ฌIN YOUR ๐PUSSY ๐ฝAND ๐ DONT ๐ โโ๏ธFORGET ๐ฉ๐TO SUCK SOME ๐DRACULA ๐DICK ๐๐ฆ SO PUT ๐ YOUR ๐๐ COSTUMES AND GO ๐ชDOOR TO DOOR๐ช๐๐ ๐ฆBEGGING FOR THAT ๐GOOD GOOD๐ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃโ ๏ธSPOOKY ๐ป๐SLUTS๐ฎ TO ๐SHOW ๐๐ผTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ซCHOCOLATE๐ซ COVERED๐DICK๐ฝ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐๐๐ ITS COCKTOBER ๐๐๐๐๐ AND IF YOU๐๐ฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐๐ฝ๐ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐ป๐๐ป๐ป๐ ๐ป๐๐ป HOE๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐๐๐ comes to life๐๐ป๐ป๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ฝ coming to harvest ๐๐๐ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐๐ป๐ป ๐ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐๐ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐๐โจ๐ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
It's EXAM WEEK
twitchquotes:It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐ ๐พPUTAS ๐ ๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐ ๐พPUTAS ๐ ๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!