[Copypasta] It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

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Here ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMS ๐Ÿ’ฆ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ right down ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝslutty girl lane!๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐ŸšซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐Ÿšซ Is your ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป not giving you enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies?!๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Hold up,๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ ho! It's ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธSEASON!โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธ Pushโœ‹๐Ÿฝโœ‹๐Ÿฝ that ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸฝNEW๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ father in ๐ŸกYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐Ÿก ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘KING๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ That's right,๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ he's been making ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝlittle๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ squishy for 6๏ธโƒฃ CENTURIES. Don't โŽโŽ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆNAUGHTIEST๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆgirls โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐Ÿ˜ผnastiest๐Ÿ˜ผ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ you know and shareโ—๏ธThoseโ—๏ธCummiesโ—๏ธGet 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're a basic ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘coal-slinging bitch.๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you get ๐Ÿ‘…eaten๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿชcookies๐Ÿชand ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆslurped๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿผmilk!๐Ÿผ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta's๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ big ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†COCK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† will growโซโซ 3๏ธโƒฃ sizes inside of you!๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ†yummy ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿญ๐Ÿผnummy ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธsquishy๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’งcummies๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง until next โฉ๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒChristmas!๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒ
December 2021

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The default dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปdefault dance๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป is truly a ๐Ÿ–Šmasterpiece. NeverโŒin all of history๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ•šhas such an artistic masterpiece๐Ÿ–Š ever been created. The choreography๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป is possibly the most beautiful๐Ÿ˜ sight๐Ÿ‘€ ever beheld by the human๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ eye๐Ÿ‘. The sharp ๐Ÿ”ชsound of the SLAP๐Ÿ‘ when the playerโ€™s hands๐Ÿ‘ collide perfectly ๐Ÿ’ฏ with the beat of the song ๐ŸŽต sends a bone chillingโ˜ ๏ธ shiver down my spine, every single time ๐Ÿ•˜I hear it๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป. I find my self watching ๐Ÿ‘€my in-game ๐ŸŽฎavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปfor hours๐Ÿ•ง on end.
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November 2018

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Boomer anthem

twitchquotes: Please๐Ÿ˜ณ rise ๐Ÿ˜Ž for the ๐Ÿคจ national ๐Ÿ anthem ๐ŸŽถ of boomers ๐Ÿคช ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ Video Games ๐ŸŽฎ cause violence ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ, Phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž, book ๐Ÿ“š good ๐Ÿ‘ I hate ๐Ÿ˜’ my wife ๐Ÿ‘ฐ Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐Ÿฅ‡ please ๐Ÿ˜ค Funny ๐Ÿคฃ Facebook ๐Ÿ˜œ minion ๐Ÿคญ memes ๐Ÿคช
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November 2019

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We didn't start the fire (emoji pasta)

๐Ÿ‘ซWE ๐Ÿ˜กDIDNโ€™T๐ŸคชSTARTโŒTHE๐Ÿ˜พ FIRE ๐Ÿ”ฅ IT ๐ŸคจWAS ๐ŸคฌALWAYS๐ŸคฉBURNING๐Ÿฅต SINCE ๐Ÿ˜งTHEโœจWORLDS๐ŸŒ BEEN๐Ÿ˜ปTURNING
June 2021

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heart been broke

heart ๐Ÿ’” been broke ๐Ÿ“‰ so many times โฐ i donโ€™t know ๐Ÿค” what to believe ๐Ÿ’ฏ mama ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ said ๐Ÿ—ฃ itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿ˜ข itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐Ÿ’ช i think itโ€™s best ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ŸงŠ
July 2020

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