[Copypasta] It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜Guys๐Ÿ˜, Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ˜ฒshaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. Iโ€™m fucking๐Ÿ˜ฒ shaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. I never wanted to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘breed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œwith anyone more than I want to with ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ปHalloween ๐Ÿ‘ปโœ๏ธMercy.โœ๏ธ๐ŸŽƒ๏ธ That ๐Ÿ’ฏperfect,๐Ÿ’ฏ โณcurvy โณ๐Ÿ˜body.๐Ÿ˜ Those ๐Ÿ˜bountiful๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿˆbreasts๐Ÿˆ. The ๐Ÿ‘ชchild ๐Ÿ‘ชbearing๐Ÿ˜ hips๐Ÿ˜ of a ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’literal goddess๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ. It honestly fucking ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณhurts๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ knowing that Iโ€™ll neverโค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹mate โค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹with her, โฌ†passโฌ† my ๐Ÿ‘–genes๐Ÿ‘– through her, and have her ๐Ÿ‘‘birth๐Ÿ‘‘ a set of ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ’ฏperfect offspring.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ช Iโ€™d do fucking๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ ANYTHING ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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