[Copypasta] It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK 😀😀 and it's TIME ⏱⏱ to WHIP OUT 😯😯 your EDUCATION ERECTIONS πŸŽ’πŸ“šπŸ†πŸ† and FUCK THESE FINALS πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL πŸ‘πŸ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES 😏😏 and HIT πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š the BOOKS πŸ“˜πŸ“—πŸ“™till your BRAIN 🧠🧠 is RUBBED RAW 😫😫 and your PEN πŸ–ŠπŸ–Šis DRY 😡😡. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ and do this THING πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST 🀀🀀 SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! 😱😱
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December 2019

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HERE COMES DAT BOI

twitchquotes: βœ‹πŸΈβœ‹πŸΈβœ‹πŸΈβœ‹πŸΈ o *** waddup πŸ‘‹ here 🚲 come dat bΰ¬ i🚲🚲 right🚲🚲th 🐸 ereβœ‹βœ‹βœ‹ dat 🐸 boi βœ”πŸΈ βœ”if dat boi 🐸 Ζ½ai so πŸ’― i sai so πŸ’― thats what im talking about right there 🚲 o *** (chorus: ΰ¬  sΚ°αΆ¦α΅—) mMMMMαŽ·ΠœπŸ’― βœ‹βœ‹O0ОଠＯOOοΌ―OОଠଠOoooα΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’βœ‹ βœ‹ βœ‹ βœ‹ πŸ’― 🐸🐸🐸 πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ waddup
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June 2016

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Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta

HEY πŸ‘‹πŸ˜© there comrade πŸ’¦πŸ’ͺcummy! the πŸ‘Ή supreme πŸ† cockπŸ› has πŸ—³voted to strike πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈβŒ›οΈdown the 🌈 sexy 🀧🀰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🀀🦢🏻to a opinion πŸ–ŠwrittenβœοΈπŸ’Έ by daddy πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ™ˆ sammy πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸ™…πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ aLITo. πŸ·πŸ’¨ the opinion is a πŸ’¦πŸŒ FULL THROATED πŸ“²β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯GIRTHY πŸ† contraDICKtion πŸš«πŸ‘ of the 1973 πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ždecision that πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ‘Œ guaranteed federal 😀 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection πŸ‘…πŸ’„of abortion rights!!! ❀️‍πŸ”₯🫑everyone who πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’¦ woke remember πŸ™‹βœŠπŸ»πŸ€” to fund πŸ’ΈπŸ₯΅ planned parenthood and πŸŒͺπŸ‘Ό donate to πŸ§‘πŸΌβ€πŸΌπŸ€‘abortion funds! get yo πŸ“Έuturuses πŸ’‹πŸ‘ turnt you πŸ’ƒwhore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍼that everyone πŸ”œshould have πŸ‘©β€βš•οΈπŸ₯access to safe πŸ™ 🌎abortions ❀️😘 if they choose πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘€ to have one. πŸ‘‘πŸ‘Ήsend to ten πŸ˜¬πŸ™of your closest πŸš±πŸ…ΎοΈWHORES to secure abortion πŸ“«πŸ€rights in ameriCUM πŸ€€πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έif you get five βœ‹ back abortion πŸ˜˜πŸ’‹rights will be codified πŸ‘©β€βš–οΈπŸ€€in law πŸ“ΈπŸ‘ 
May 2022

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Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys πŸ† I πŸ† Was πŸ† On πŸ† Pornhub πŸ† And πŸ† I πŸ† Clicked πŸ† On πŸ† A πŸ† Link πŸ† That πŸ† Said πŸ† Local πŸ† Milfs πŸ† In πŸ† My πŸ† Area πŸ† And πŸ† Now πŸ† Eggplants πŸ† Appear πŸ† After πŸ† Every πŸ† Word πŸ† . πŸ† What πŸ† Do πŸ† I πŸ† Do πŸ†? πŸ†
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August 2019

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This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek

twitchquotes: This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek. πŸπŸπŸ’°πŸ’° Upsnek β¬†β¬†πŸ”œπŸ”œ in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you βœ‹βœ‹ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies πŸ’°πŸ’° again Beware!! βœ‹βœ‹βŒβŒYou😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!πŸ•›πŸ•§πŸ•πŸ•œπŸ•‘πŸ•πŸ• You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸπŸ’°πŸ’° again!!
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April 2019

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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye πŸ˜‚ Yuh πŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ‘€ Uh πŸ˜”πŸ˜€ Skrrrt πŸ’¨πŸ€” I πŸ‘ hate 😑 people πŸ‘« who have a different 😑 skin πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘‘ color 🎨 from me (x32) instrumental 🎺 break πŸ’” I πŸ‘πŸ‘€ hate 😑🌚 people πŸ‘« who have a different πŸ‘€β“β‰ skin πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘‘ color πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ from me (x32)
June 2021

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