HEY ðð© there comrade ðŠðªcummy! the ð¹ supreme ð cockð has ð³voted to strike ð©ââïžâïždown the ð sexy ð€§ð€°ð»roe v. wade decision ðaccording ð€€ðŠ¶ð»to a opinion ðwrittenâïžðž by daddy ð
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ð»ââïž aLITo. ð·ðš the opinion is a ðŠð FULL THROATED ð²â€ïžâð¥GIRTHY ð contraDICKtion ð«ð of the 1973 ð¿ðdecision that ðð»ââïžð guaranteed federal ð€ cocks-titutuinal ð³ protection ð
ðof abortion rights!!! â€ïžâð¥ð«¡everyone who ð³ïžâððŠ woke remember ðâð»ð€ to fund ðžð¥µ planned parenthood and ðªðŒ donate to ð§ðŒâðŒð€abortion funds! get yo ðžuturuses ðð turnt you ðwhore! ðevery whore knows ð§ ðŒthat everyone ðshould have ð©ââïžð¥access to safe ð ðabortions â€ïžð if they choose ð
ð»ð to have one. ðð¹send to ten ð¬ðof your closest ð±ð
ŸïžWHORES to secure abortion ð«ð€rights in ameriCUM ð€€ðºðžif you get five â back abortion ððrights will be codified ð©ââïžð€€in law ðžð
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