HEY ๐๐ฉ there comrade ๐ฆ๐ชcummy! the ๐น supreme ๐ cock๐ has ๐ณvoted to strike ๐ฉโโ๏ธโ๏ธdown the ๐ sexy ๐คง๐คฐ๐ปroe v. wade decision ๐according ๐คค๐ฆถ๐ปto a opinion ๐writtenโ๏ธ๐ธ by daddy ๐
๐ป๐ sammy ๐ถ๐ป๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ aLITo. ๐ท๐จ the opinion is a ๐ฆ๐ FULL THROATED ๐ฒโค๏ธโ๐ฅGIRTHY ๐ contraDICKtion ๐ซ๐ of the 1973 ๐ฟ๐decision that ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ guaranteed federal ๐ค cocks-titutuinal ๐ณ protection ๐
๐of abortion rights!!! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ซกeveryone who ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ woke remember ๐โ๐ป๐ค to fund ๐ธ๐ฅต planned parenthood and ๐ช๐ผ donate to ๐ง๐ผโ๐ผ๐คabortion funds! get yo ๐ธuturuses ๐๐ turnt you ๐whore! ๐ญevery whore knows ๐ง ๐ผthat everyone ๐should have ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฅaccess to safe ๐ ๐abortions โค๏ธ๐ if they choose ๐
๐ป๐ to have one. ๐๐นsend to ten ๐ฌ๐of your closest ๐ฑ๐
พ๏ธWHORES to secure abortion ๐ซ๐คrights in ameriCUM ๐คค๐บ๐ธif you get five โ back abortion ๐๐rights will be codified ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐คคin law ๐ธ๐
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And youโve been, GNOMED
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Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธ g'not ๐
โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธg'not๐
โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐
๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐
๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
๐๐OMG ๐ youโre so FUNNY ๐คฃ ๐คฃ so quirky ๐๐ ๐คช so different ๐คฉabsolute crackhead energy ๐คช๐คช comedic genius๐ง ๐ I literally canโt โ breathe ๐ญ iโm crying dude ๐ญ๐ญ that was so hilarious ๐ u really got the whole squad laughing ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ๐๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ๐๐จโ๐จโ๐งโ๐ฆ high IQ comedy ๐ง ๐ง howโd you come up with that ๐ง๐ really original work ๐ never seen ๐ or heard ๐ anything like that before ๐ ๐ ๐ great ๐ job ๐๐ keep up the funnies ๐๐คฃ๐ i love you ๐ ๐ youโre my inspiration ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ if only i were as funny ๐ or smart ๐ค or cool ๐ as you ๐ but its whatever Iโll continue to watch ๐๐๐ your content ๐ฅ๐คณ because it โNEVER EVERโ fails to make me laugh ๐๐ thank you ๐ for existing ๐ and doing what you do โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Halloween Mercy
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๐Guys๐, Iโm ๐ฒshaking๐ฒ. Iโm fucking๐ฒ shaking๐ฒ. I never wanted to ๐๐๐๐breed ๐๐๐๐with anyone more than I want to with ๐๐ปHalloween ๐ปโ๏ธMercy.โ๏ธ๐๏ธ That ๐ฏperfect,๐ฏ โณcurvy โณ๐body.๐ Those ๐bountiful๐ ๐breasts๐. The ๐ชchild ๐ชbearing๐ hips๐ of a ๐ผ๏ธ๐literal goddess๐๐ผ๏ธ. It honestly fucking ๐ณ๐ณhurts๐ณ๐ณ knowing that Iโll neverโค๐
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๐with her, โฌpassโฌ my ๐genes๐ through her, and have her ๐birth๐ a set of ๐ช๐ฏperfect offspring.๐ฏ๐ช Iโd do fucking๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ ANYTHING ๐ฐ๐ฐ
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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heart been broke
heart ๐ been broke ๐ so many times โฐ i donโt know 
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง