[Copypasta] Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta

HEY đŸ‘‹đŸ˜© there comrade 💩đŸ’Șcummy! the đŸ‘č supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike đŸ‘©â€âš–ïžâŒ›ïždown the 🌈 sexy đŸ€§đŸ€°đŸ»roe v. wade decision 😏according đŸ€€đŸŠ¶đŸ»to a opinion 🖊writtenâœïžđŸ’ž by daddy đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ™ˆ sammy đŸ‘¶đŸ»đŸ™…đŸ»â€â™‚ïž aLITo. đŸ·đŸ’š the opinion is a 💩🍌 FULL THROATED đŸ“Čâ€ïžâ€đŸ”„GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion đŸš«đŸ‘ of the 1973 👿👎decision that đŸ’đŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ‘Œ guaranteed federal đŸ˜€ cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! â€ïžâ€đŸ”„đŸ«Ąeveryone who đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸ’Š woke remember đŸ™‹âœŠđŸ»đŸ€” to fund đŸ’žđŸ„” planned parenthood and đŸŒȘđŸ‘Œ donate to đŸ§‘đŸŒâ€đŸŒđŸ€‘abortion funds! get yo 📾uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows đŸ§ đŸŒthat everyone 🔜should have đŸ‘©â€âš•ïžđŸ„access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions â€ïžđŸ˜˜ if they choose đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ‘€ to have one. 👑đŸ‘čsend to ten 😬🙏of your closest đŸš±đŸ…ŸïžWHORES to secure abortion đŸ“«đŸ€rights in ameriCUM đŸ€€đŸ‡ș🇾if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified đŸ‘©â€âš–ïžđŸ€€in law 📾👠
May 2022

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July 2021

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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky

😂😂OMG 😂 you’re so FUNNY đŸ€Ł đŸ€Ł so quirky 👉👈 đŸ€Ș so different đŸ€©absolute crackhead energy đŸ€ȘđŸ€Ș comedic genius🧠 😂 I literally can’t ❌ breathe 😭 i’m crying dude 😭😭 that was so hilarious 😆 u really got the whole squad laughing đŸ‘šâ€đŸ‘©â€đŸ‘§â€đŸ‘ŠđŸ˜‚đŸ‘©â€đŸ‘©â€đŸ‘Šâ€đŸ‘ŠđŸ˜‚đŸ‘šâ€đŸ‘šâ€đŸ‘§â€đŸ‘Š high IQ comedy 🧠🧠 how’d you come up with that 🧐😂 really original work 😂 never seen 🙈 or heard 🙉 anything like that before 😂 😂 😂 great 👍 job 👍👍 keep up the funnies đŸ‘‘đŸ€ŁđŸ‘‘ i love you 💕 😘 you’re my inspiration đŸ€©đŸ€©đŸ€© if only i were as funny 😄 or smart đŸ€“ or cool 😎 as you 😔 but its whatever I’ll continue to watch 👁👄👁 your content đŸŽ„đŸ€ł because it ❌NEVER EVER❌ fails to make me laugh 😂😂 thank you 🙏 for existing 😇 and doing what you do ❀❀
April 2022

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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My đŸ€žâ€â™‚ïžBODYđŸ‹ïžâ€â™€ïž is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄đ’čđ’¶đ’Ÿđ“‡đ“Ž 𝓅𝓇𝑜đ’čđ“Šđ’žđ“‰đ“ˆđŸ„› into ➡ đŸ”„â“ˆâ“…â’Ÿâ’žâ“ŽđŸ”„ đŸłđ“đ’Ÿđ“†đ“Šđ’Ÿđ’č💩 đŸ’©đŸ’©đ”»đ•€đ”žâ„â„â„đ”Œđ”žđŸ’ȘđŸ’Ș
March 2021

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March 2022

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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

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March 2021

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