[Copypasta] Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta

HEY 👋😩 there comrade 💦💪cummy! the 👹 supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike 👩‍⚖️⌛️down the 🌈 sexy 🤧🤰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🤤🦶🏻to a opinion 🖊written✍️💸 by daddy 💅🏻🙈 sammy 👶🏻🙅🏻‍♂️ aLITo. 🐷💨 the opinion is a 💦🍌 FULL THROATED 📲❤️‍🔥GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion 🚫🍑 of the 1973 👿👎decision that 💁🏻‍♀️👌 guaranteed federal 😤 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! ❤️‍🔥🫡everyone who 🏳️‍🌈💦 woke remember 🙋✊🏻🤔 to fund 💸🥵 planned parenthood and 🌪👼 donate to 🧑🏼‍🍼🤑abortion funds! get yo 📸uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍼that everyone 🔜should have 👩‍⚕️🏥access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions ❤️😘 if they choose 💅🏻👀 to have one. 👑👹send to ten 😬🙏of your closest 🚱🅾️WHORES to secure abortion 📫🤝rights in ameriCUM 🤤🇺🇸if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified 👩‍⚖️🤤in law 📸👠
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twitchquotes: I got the horses🐴 in the back🔙 😌 Horse🐴 tack is attached👌 Hat 🤠is matte black👨🏿 Got the boots👢 that’s black👶🏿 to match🤝 Ridin’ on a horse🐴, ha🤣 You👨🏿🌾 can whip 😜👊your Porsche🚗 I been in the ⛰️valley⛰️👉👌 You ain’t 🙅♂️been up👆 off the porch🏠😴, now Can’t nobody tell🗣️ me🤠 nothin’❌
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚨🚨🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸time to hop onto that founding father dick🍆🍆🍆👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻or should i say founding DADDIES!!!😩😩😩🙌🙌👅👅💦💦 out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMORE☄️☄️⛰🏔🏔george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh ❄️❄️🌬winters🌬❄️❄️ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets🌪💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky 🙋🏻to my bill clinton🙋‍♂️ baby and i wont deny i had 🍆🍆♋️sexual relations♋️🍆🍆 with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs💸💸🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️✍🏻send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES👸🏼🇺🇸🇺🇸👸🏼who will throw the nastiest neck🍆🍆😩😩🙌🙌🌬💦 on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY😊😊💙🚨❤️ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight🐱🐱💦💦🙌😩😩😩😩😩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💦😉 🧻Corona🤧 is CUMMING💦 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🦠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀️Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🤷‍♂️quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧴isopropyl-lubricant 💦 and CUM👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕️ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉️ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💦💦SYMPTOMATIC🤒 SLUTS🤫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🦇 bitch 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿
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Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta

HEY 👋😩 there comrade 💦💪cummy! the 👹 supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike 👩‍⚖️⌛️down the 🌈 sexy 🤧🤰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🤤🦶🏻to a opinion 🖊written✍️💸 by daddy 💅🏻🙈 sammy 👶🏻🙅🏻‍♂️ aLITo. 🐷💨 the opinion is a 💦🍌 FULL THROATED 📲❤️‍🔥GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion 🚫🍑 of the 1973 👿👎decision that 💁🏻‍♀️👌 guaranteed federal 😤 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! ❤️‍🔥🫡everyone who 🏳️‍🌈💦 woke remember 🙋✊🏻🤔 to fund 💸🥵 planned parenthood and 🌪👼 donate to 🧑🏼‍🍼🤑abortion funds! get yo 📸uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍼that everyone 🔜should have 👩‍⚕️🏥access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions ❤️😘 if they choose 💅🏻👀 to have one. 👑👹send to ten 😬🙏of your closest 🚱🅾️WHORES to secure abortion 📫🤝rights in ameriCUM 🤤🇺🇸if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified 👩‍⚖️🤤in law 📸👠
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