[Copypasta] Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta

HEY 👋😩 there comrade 💊💪cummy! the 👹 supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike 👩‍⚖⌛down the 🌈 sexy 🀧🀰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🀀🊶🏻to a opinion 🖊written✍💞 by daddy 💅🏻🙈 sammy 👶🏻🙅🏻‍♂ aLITo. 🐷💚 the opinion is a 💊🍌 FULL THROATED 📲❀‍🔥GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion 🚫🍑 of the 1973 👿👎decision that 💁🏻‍♀👌 guaranteed federal 😀 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! ❀‍🔥🫡everyone who 🏳‍🌈💊 woke remember 🙋✊🏻🀔 to fund 💞🥵 planned parenthood and 🌪👌 donate to 🧑🏌‍🍌🀑abortion funds! get yo 📞uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍌that everyone 🔜should have 👩‍⚕🏥access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions ❀😘 if they choose 💅🏻👀 to have one. 👑👹send to ten 😬🙏of your closest 🚱🅟WHORES to secure abortion 📫🀝rights in ameriCUM 🀀🇺🇞if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified 👩‍⚖🀀in law 📞👠
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