[Copypasta] Would you like to get rich by running your own business

Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ ladies๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ท Would ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ like ๐Ÿ‘ to 2๏ธโƒฃ get ๐Ÿ˜ฎ rich ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ by running ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ your ๐Ÿ‘ˆ own business ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ผ from home ๐Ÿก with just โ˜ your phone? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคณ Well ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ you can't. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘ real ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ‘ stupid ๐Ÿ‘ cunt
March 2021

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The default dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปdefault dance๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป is truly a ๐Ÿ–Šmasterpiece. NeverโŒin all of history๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ•šhas such an artistic masterpiece๐Ÿ–Š ever been created. The choreography๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป is possibly the most beautiful๐Ÿ˜ sight๐Ÿ‘€ ever beheld by the human๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ eye๐Ÿ‘. The sharp ๐Ÿ”ชsound of the SLAP๐Ÿ‘ when the playerโ€™s hands๐Ÿ‘ collide perfectly ๐Ÿ’ฏ with the beat of the song ๐ŸŽต sends a bone chillingโ˜ ๏ธ shiver down my spine, every single time ๐Ÿ•˜I hear it๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป. I find my self watching ๐Ÿ‘€my in-game ๐ŸŽฎavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปfor hours๐Ÿ•ง on end.
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November 2018

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if my girl and fidget spinner both dying

twitchquotes: if my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜and fidget spinner฿ท both dying๐Ÿ˜ฑand I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌcatch me at her funeral ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒนspinning ฿ท through ฿ท the ฿ท pain ฿ท ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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HOLA๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป all you dirty little TACO๐ŸŒฎSLUTS๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคฃdo you know what day it is?!๐Ÿค” I smell immigrants๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฎโค๏ธ๐ŸŒฏ Hide your KIDS๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ŸŒฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐Ÿ˜ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ชis coming to deport us all๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿพ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ŸŒฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐Ÿธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธis to PARTYYY๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐Ÿ˜ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โŒget any back you get NO ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸšซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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August 2019

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