[Copypasta] Would you like to get rich by running your own business

Hey👋 ladies💁‍♀ 📷 Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀🏃‍♀ your 👈 own business 👩‍💌💌 from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? 📱🀳 Well 🀷‍♀ you can't. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏 you 👏 stupid 👏 cunt
March 2021

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Here 💊 CUMS 💊 SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 right down 👩🏜👞🏜slutty girl lane!👩🏜👞🏜 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 not giving you enough 💊💊💊cummies?!💊💊💊 Hold up,🙅🏜🙅🏜🙅🏜 ho! It's 💊💊cummy💊💊 ❄💊❄SEASON!❄💊❄ Push✋🏜✋🏜 that 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏜NEW👌🏜 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💊cummies!💊 That's right,👍🏌 he's been making 👧🏜little👧🏜 👧🏜girls👧🏜 squishy for 6⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💊😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💊girls ☁squishy☁! So send this to all the 😌nastiest😌 👧🏜girls👧🏜 you know and share❗Those❗Cummies❗Get 0⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💊slurped💊👅 like 🍌milk!🍌 Get 1⃣0⃣ back and 🎅🏜Santa's🎅🏜 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1⃣5⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍌nummy 🍌💊☁squishy🍌💊☁ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌚☃Christmas!🌚☃
December 2021

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Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4⃣2⃣0⃣ today 😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😎😏🚬 I'm smoking 💚😜 the Bible 😇😋🙏📕 because heaven ⬆😍👐😂 is the highest you can get 🙌😀
April 2021

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my brother is the best cook

twitchquotes: my😜 brother 👱 is the best🥇cook 🧑‍🍳because 🗣with 2⃣ eggs🥚🥚1⃣sausage🌭and a cup🥛of milk🍌he👱can fill⬆my👩tummy🀰for9⃣🗣months📅🥰🀩
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November 2019

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World War 2 in emojis

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July 2021

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The default dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The 🕺🏻default dance🕺🏻 is truly a 🖊masterpiece. Never❌in all of history🕖🕗🕘🕙🕚has such an artistic masterpiece🖊 ever been created. The choreography💃🏻 is possibly the most beautiful😍 sight👀 ever beheld by the human💁🏻‍♂ eye👁. The sharp 🔪sound of the SLAP👏 when the player’s hands👐 collide perfectly 💯 with the beat of the song 🎵 sends a bone chilling☠ shiver down my spine, every single time 🕘I hear it👂🏻. I find my self watching 👀my in-game 🎮avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual 💃🏻for hours🕧 on end.
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November 2018

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