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Hey๐Ÿ‘‹ there you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคก STARโญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ! Know๐Ÿค” what day ๐ŸŒž it is๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿง๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‘ guessed ๐Ÿค” it๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†, its may ๐Ÿ—“ the girth๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ be with you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ day ๐Ÿ“†. These are definitely ๐Ÿ’ฏ the voidsโšซ๐ŸฉI'm looking๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ to fill ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿคฐ. Stopโœ‹โœ‹ doing the hand๐Ÿ†โœŠโœŠ ๐Ÿ’ฆsolo and darth ๐Ÿ’€ maul๐Ÿ‘„ this p***y๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฝ. Time ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•ฃ to get ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”› princess๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ leia-d๐Ÿ’. Daddy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฆvader better ๐Ÿ‘ force ๐Ÿ– choke๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ me. Don't ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿšซwant no ๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃbaby๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ yoda๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿคฐ so into the garbage ๐Ÿ—‘ chute๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘, flyboy๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿš€. Cant ๐Ÿšซ rule๐Ÿ‘‘ the galaxy๐Ÿ’ซ so I'll ๐Ÿ“ just settle ๐Ÿ‘ for Uranus๐Ÿช. Sendโฌ†๏ธ this to all ๐Ÿ’ฏ your ๐Ÿ‘‰ other STAR ๐ŸŒŸโœจ๐ŸŒ  โญโญ WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ!!!! If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿค– get ๐Ÿ‰ 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are a dirty๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜˜ wookie ๐Ÿถ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ are granted ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ a seat๐Ÿ’บ on ๐Ÿ”› ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”›the seNUT๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰ get ๐Ÿ‰ 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ backโฌ…๏ธโฌ…๏ธ you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ are a padaHUN๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹. If you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ญ get ๐Ÿ‰ 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘คโค are a real ๐Ÿ˜ Jedi ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ‘Ž mastwhore๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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If Harambe and my girl both drowning

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๐ŸŽ‰HAPPY๐ŸฅณPRESIDICKS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซDAY๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฆ2๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ years โฑago ๐Ÿ—“our ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘fav๐Ÿ˜pounding๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜˜ father ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆand๐Ÿ˜Œmain๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’ฏbitch๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸคญWHOREge๐Ÿ˜ŽWashingSLUT๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพcame๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆinto๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œthis๐ŸŒŽWORLD๐ŸŒto โœŒ๏ธbecum๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿคซthe๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ1ST๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธpresiDICK๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคžof๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณthe๐Ÿ’…United๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธSluts๐Ÿ‘™Of๐ŸคญAmerica๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆsend๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ“ฒthisโžก๏ธto ๐Ÿ”Ÿof๐Ÿ˜‰the๐Ÿ˜ฉsluttiest๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆpatriots๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธyou๐Ÿ‘‡know๐Ÿค—if you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜youโ€™re๐Ÿ‘invited to the โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“constitutional ๐Ÿ“โœ๏ธCOCKus๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ youโ€™re a Mt. Rushmore ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸฆณWHORE๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ’ฆif you ๐Ÿ‘คget 0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜นno ๐Ÿšซ presidick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ for ๐Ÿคญyou ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Gulugulu in your stomach

twitchquotes: Doโœ‹ not ๐Ÿ˜ฐ eat ๐Ÿ‘Œ fish ๐ŸŸ after ๐Ÿ˜ถ u ๐Ÿ˜ฏ drink water ๐Ÿบ bc ๐Ÿ˜ฐ it can ๐Ÿ‘ป swim in ๐ŸŠ ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜ฎ and u will ๐Ÿ˜ฒ feel ๐Ÿ˜• gulugulu in ur stomach ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ผ
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธโ›ฐ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ„๏ธโ„๏ธ๐ŸŒฌwinters๐ŸŒฌโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ’‘โ“โ“โ“be the monica Lewinsky ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปto my bill clinton๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†โ™‹๏ธsexual relationsโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธโœ๐Ÿปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšจโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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