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Hey👋 there you đŸ‘ˆđŸ€Ą STAR⭐⭐ WHORESđŸ’ƒđŸ˜©đŸ˜œ! KnowđŸ€” what day 🌞 it isđŸ€­đŸ§đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”? You 👈🍑 guessed đŸ€” it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voidsâš«đŸ©I'm lookingđŸ‘€đŸ‘ïž to fill đŸ’ŠđŸ€°. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💩solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this p***yđŸ˜șđŸ˜čđŸ˜œ. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👾👾👾 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👹🐮 😉💖💩vader better 👍 force 🖐 chokeđŸ€žđŸ€žđŸ’Ș👐 me. Don't đŸš« đŸš«want no đŸš« 😣😣babyđŸ‘¶đŸŒ yodađŸ€°đŸ€° so into the garbage 🗑 chuteđŸ—‘ïžđŸ‘đŸ‘, flyboyđŸŠžâ€â™‚ïžđŸš€. Cant đŸš« rule👑 the galaxyđŸ’« so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for UranusđŸȘ. SendâŹ†ïž this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✹🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORESđŸ’ƒđŸ˜©đŸ˜œ!!!! If you đŸ‘‰đŸ€– get 🉐 5ïžâƒŁ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirtyđŸ˜›đŸ˜«đŸ˜˜ wookie đŸ¶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted đŸ©đŸ™đŸŸ a seatđŸ’ș on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💩💩. If you 👉 get 🉐 1ïžâƒŁ5ïžâƒŁ backâŹ…ïžâŹ…ïž you đŸ‘ˆđŸŒ are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ back 🔙 you đŸ‘‰đŸŒđŸ‘€â€ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhoređŸ’ŻđŸ’˜đŸ˜©đŸ™ˆđŸ™†â€â™‚ïž
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚹🚹đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾time to hop onto that founding father dickđŸ†đŸ†đŸ†đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»đŸ‘ŽđŸ»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒđŸ™ŒđŸ‘…đŸ‘…đŸ’ŠđŸ’Š out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâ˜„ïžâ˜„ïžâ›°đŸ”đŸ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh â„ïžâ„ïžđŸŒŹwintersđŸŒŹâ„ïžâ„ïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsđŸŒȘ💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky đŸ™‹đŸ»to my bill clintonđŸ™‹â€â™‚ïž baby and i wont deny i had đŸ†đŸ†â™‹ïžsexual relationsâ™‹ïžđŸ†đŸ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsđŸ’žđŸ’žđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžđŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïžâœđŸ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESđŸ‘žđŸŒđŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ‘žđŸŒwho will throw the nastiest neckđŸ†đŸ†đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒđŸ™ŒđŸŒŹđŸ’Š on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYđŸ˜ŠđŸ˜ŠđŸ’™đŸššâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightđŸ±đŸ±đŸ’ŠđŸ’ŠđŸ™ŒđŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾đŸ‡ș🇾
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