[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

Hey👋 there you 👈🀡 STAR⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜! Know🀔 what day 🌞 it is🀭🧐🀔🀔🀔? You 👈🍑 guessed 🀔 it😆😆, its may 🗓 the girth🌭🌭 be with you 👈 day 📆. These are definitely 💯 the voids⚫🍩I'm looking👀👁 to fill 💊🀰. Stop✋✋ doing the hand🍆✊✊ 💊solo and darth 💀 maul👄 this p***y😺😹😜. Time 🕐🕠🕣 to get 🉐🔛 princess👞👞👞 leia-d💏. Daddy 🍆👚🐎 😉💖💊vader better 👍 force 🖐 choke🀞🀞💪👐 me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣baby👶🍌 yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage 🗑 chute🗑🍑🍑, flyboy🊞‍♂🚀. Cant 🚫 rule👑 the galaxy💫 so I'll 📝 just settle 👍 for Uranus🪐. Send⬆ this to all 💯 your 👉 other STAR 🌟✚🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORES💃😩😜!!!! If you 👉🀖 get 🉐 5⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are a dirty😛😫😘 wookie 🐶. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉 are granted 🐩🙏🏟 a seat💺 on 🔛 🔛🔛the seNUT💊💊. If you 👉 get 🉐 1⃣5⃣ back⬅⬅ you 👈🏌 are a padaHUN😘💋. If you 👉😭 get 🉐 2⃣0⃣ back 🔙 you 👉🏌👀❀ are a real 😍 Jedi 🗡👎 mastwhore💯💘😩🙈🙆‍♂
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