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HeyπŸ‘‹ there you πŸ‘ˆπŸ€‘ STAR⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ! KnowπŸ€” what day 🌞 it isπŸ€­πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”? You πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ guessed πŸ€” itπŸ˜†πŸ˜†, its may πŸ—“ the girth🌭🌭 be with you πŸ‘ˆ day πŸ“†. These are definitely πŸ’― the voids⚫🍩I'm lookingπŸ‘€πŸ‘οΈ to fill πŸ’¦πŸ€°. Stopβœ‹βœ‹ doing the handπŸ†βœŠβœŠ πŸ’¦solo and darth πŸ’€ maulπŸ‘„ this p***y😺😹😽. Time πŸ•πŸ• πŸ•£ to get πŸ‰πŸ”› princessπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘Έ leia-dπŸ’. Daddy πŸ†πŸ‘¨πŸ΄ πŸ˜‰πŸ’–πŸ’¦vader better πŸ‘ force πŸ– choke🀞🀞πŸ’ͺπŸ‘ me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣babyπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage πŸ—‘ chuteπŸ—‘οΈπŸ‘πŸ‘, flyboyπŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸš€. Cant 🚫 ruleπŸ‘‘ the galaxyπŸ’« so I'll πŸ“ just settle πŸ‘ for UranusπŸͺ. Send⬆️ this to all πŸ’― your πŸ‘‰ other STAR 🌟✨🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ!!!! If you πŸ‘‰πŸ€– get πŸ‰ 5️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are a dirtyπŸ˜›πŸ˜«πŸ˜˜ wookie 🐢. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are granted πŸ©πŸ™πŸΎ a seatπŸ’Ί on πŸ”› πŸ”›πŸ”›the seNUTπŸ’¦πŸ’¦. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣5️⃣ back⬅️⬅️ you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ are a padaHUNπŸ˜˜πŸ’‹. If you πŸ‘‰πŸ˜­ get πŸ‰ 2️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘€β€ are a real 😍 Jedi πŸ—‘πŸ‘Ž mastwhoreπŸ’―πŸ’˜πŸ˜©πŸ™ˆπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ
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