[Copypasta] May the Fourth Emoji Pasta

HeyπŸ‘‹ there you πŸ‘ˆπŸ€‘ STAR⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ! KnowπŸ€” what day 🌞 it isπŸ€­πŸ§πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”? You πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘ guessed πŸ€” itπŸ˜†πŸ˜†, its may πŸ—“ the girth🌭🌭 be with you πŸ‘ˆ day πŸ“†. These are definitely πŸ’― the voids⚫🍩I'm lookingπŸ‘€πŸ‘οΈ to fill πŸ’¦πŸ€°. Stopβœ‹βœ‹ doing the handπŸ†βœŠβœŠ πŸ’¦solo and darth πŸ’€ maulπŸ‘„ this p***y😺😹😽. Time πŸ•πŸ• πŸ•£ to get πŸ‰πŸ”› princessπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘ΈπŸ‘Έ leia-dπŸ’. Daddy πŸ†πŸ‘¨πŸ΄ πŸ˜‰πŸ’–πŸ’¦vader better πŸ‘ force πŸ– choke🀞🀞πŸ’ͺπŸ‘ me. Don't 🚫 🚫want no 🚫 😣😣babyπŸ‘ΆπŸΌ yoda🀰🀰 so into the garbage πŸ—‘ chuteπŸ—‘οΈπŸ‘πŸ‘, flyboyπŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸš€. Cant 🚫 ruleπŸ‘‘ the galaxyπŸ’« so I'll πŸ“ just settle πŸ‘ for UranusπŸͺ. Send⬆️ this to all πŸ’― your πŸ‘‰ other STAR 🌟✨🌠 ⭐⭐ WHORESπŸ’ƒπŸ˜©πŸ˜œ!!!! If you πŸ‘‰πŸ€– get πŸ‰ 5️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are a dirtyπŸ˜›πŸ˜«πŸ˜˜ wookie 🐢. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰ are granted πŸ©πŸ™πŸΎ a seatπŸ’Ί on πŸ”› πŸ”›πŸ”›the seNUTπŸ’¦πŸ’¦. If you πŸ‘‰ get πŸ‰ 1️⃣5️⃣ back⬅️⬅️ you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ are a padaHUNπŸ˜˜πŸ’‹. If you πŸ‘‰πŸ˜­ get πŸ‰ 2️⃣0️⃣ back πŸ”™ you πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘€β€ are a real 😍 Jedi πŸ—‘πŸ‘Ž mastwhoreπŸ’―πŸ’˜πŸ˜©πŸ™ˆπŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ
May 2022

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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE πŸ’¦ THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT πŸ’­ IT WAS DROWNED πŸŒŠπŸ‘» ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE πŸ‘‰ IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING πŸ† BUTTHOLE πŸ‘β­• WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️
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joe biden said he was the impostor

I πŸ‘ met joe biden at πŸ‘ΈπŸ’¦ 3 πŸŽ†πŸ•‘ am πŸ‘ he said πŸ’¬πŸ–• he was the πŸ„πŸ€› impostor guys β™‚ should πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘« i πŸ‘† believe 🏻 him πŸ‘¨πŸ˜© im 🏼 soo scared ❌ i dont 😑 know πŸ€”β“ what to πŸ‘πŸšΆ do πŸ‘Œ help πŸ’ me πŸ’‹ out. πŸ€”
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This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek

twitchquotes: This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek. πŸπŸπŸ’°πŸ’° Upsnek β¬†β¬†πŸ”œπŸ”œ in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you βœ‹βœ‹ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies πŸ’°πŸ’° again Beware!! βœ‹βœ‹βŒβŒYou😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!πŸ•›πŸ•§πŸ•πŸ•œπŸ•‘πŸ•πŸ• You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸπŸ’°πŸ’° again!!
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve

πŸ’I CAN'T πŸ•Ά BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY πŸ’ƒMπŸ‘L πŸ‘K πŸ‘ πŸ—£ EVE!! TONIGHT πŸŒ› WE WILL GATHER πŸ‘ͺ WITH OUR FAMILIES❀ NOT ONLY TO PRAYπŸ™ TO MLK πŸ‘AND LET HIM KNOWπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ WHAT GIFTS🎁 WE WOULD 😚LIKE πŸ˜™ TO RECEIVEπŸ† ON MLK DAY 🌞 BUT TO REMEMBER πŸ˜‚ THAT MLK❀ IS THE REAL REASON 🎢 FOR 🎡THE 🎢 SEASONβœ” SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSπŸ’― OR YOUR BROTHERS πŸ™‹ AND SISTERSπŸ™† WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED πŸ˜”
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v4

It’s CincHOEπŸŽ‰ de mayHOE😈😘but all I want πŸ™πŸ» is cincoπŸ–οΈ5️⃣ DICKS πŸŒ―πŸ†πŸ’¦ in my May-OUTH πŸ˜©πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ Today the SEXicans πŸ˜πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ beat the French πŸ˜’πŸ‡«πŸ‡· at the Battle of Puebla πŸ”«β˜  and now you’re gonna get your piΓ±ata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this MexicanπŸ‡²πŸ‡½ dickπŸ† into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐢 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send πŸ“² this to 5️⃣ amigos πŸ‘¬ you’d cross borders ➑️ for πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ’― Get 5️⃣ back πŸ”™ and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❀️☺️😘
May 2022

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