[Copypasta] Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks 📊📝 go up 📈💞, my dick goes too 🍆⬆😳. Bullish 🐂 market 🏬 makes me hard 🊎💊. All the countries 🏳🏎🏎‍☠🏁🚩🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🇺🇳 try to recover 🔄 from corona 🊠 so the money 💰💵💞 flows 🌬 into my pocket 💳. Soon 🔜 there will be a crash 📉😭🥺😖 and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚌 out of their holes 🕳. Then they cut off my greedy dick ✂🍆🩞 if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out 👅😞. I must turn into a bear 🐂➡🐻 and make 🀌🏌 more money 💰💵💞 and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done ✅ I’ll throw a party 🎉🍷🍟 and eat your ass 👅🍑.
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OURcraft?!?!?

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