When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
๐.
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HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐
๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve
๐I CAN'T ๐ถ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY ๐M๐L ๐K ๐ ๐ฃ EVE!! TONIGHT ๐ WE WILL GATHER ๐ช WITH OUR FAMILIESโค NOT ONLY TO PRAY๐ TO MLK ๐AND LET HIM KNOW๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ WHAT GIFTS๐ WE WOULD ๐LIKE ๐ TO RECEIVE๐ ON MLK DAY ๐ BUT TO REMEMBER ๐ THAT MLKโค IS THE REAL REASON ๐ถ FOR ๐ตTHE ๐ถ SEASONโ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS๐ฏ OR YOUR BROTHERS ๐ AND SISTERS๐ WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED ๐
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Happy ๐ฆ Thanksgiving ๐ฆ! Guess what ๐ฏโitโs that time โฐ of year ๐ to gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ up โฌ๏ธ those dicks ๐ chicks ๐ฅ and bicks ๐คจ (big dicks) ๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ I bet ๐ youโre all ๐ค๐ค๐ค HORNY-copia ๐ฝ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐๐๐ for SKANKS-giving ๐คช๐๐คค๐คค๐๐๐ youโll be saying ๐ฌ thanks ๐ for giving me all ๐ซ this ๐ซ COCK ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ send this to ๐ of your thiccest sluts with those hot ๐ฅต hot ๐ฅ tasty ๐คค๐ peach pies ๐ฅง ๐ ๐๐ if you know 
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
what I mean โบ๏ธ๐๐ if you get 1๏ธโฃ back ๐๐คฌ๐ก then you and that slut ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐๐ชถ๐ if you get 3๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ค youโre going to get your turkey ๐ฆ eaten ๐๐๐๐๐ tomorrow night ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐๐ you will be eating your cousinโs ๐ถ๐ป peach ๐ pie ๐ฅง just like youโve always ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏwanted ๐๐คค๐ฅต if you get 7๏ธโฃ back ๐ถ youโll become ๐ฒ๐ฒ a pilgrim ๐ฉ๐ and be the villain ๐ฆนโโ๏ธ of American ๐บ๐ธ history ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ if you get all 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ๐ฑ๐คฏ youโll be feasting ๐คค๐ this thanksgiving ๐๐ in more ways than one ๐ซ๐๐๐ผ๐ okay you sexy ๐ sexy ๐ gobbling turkey poos ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ itโs time โฐ for me to go โก๏ธ atone ๐คฃfor the sins โ๏ธ ๐of my ancestors๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ผโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ผ๐คฐ๐ผ๐คฑ๐ผ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช
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๐ HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐
๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
thirsty ๐
hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days ๐๐๐