BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURLððð ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER ððððð AND IF YOUððœ ARE GETTING THISððœð IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ð»ð HOEðð©ð
ðŠ every year in Cocktober the jack o slutð comes to lifeðð»ððœððððœ coming to harvest ððð his hoes for THOT-O-WEENððð¥ð¥ððð send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKðð»ð» ð IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREATð IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCHððâšð® BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCKððŠâ°ððð¯ð If you donât send this to 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£other thotsðð©ð you will get NO D**K ð this COCKTOBERð
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â Maybe Iâll be Tracer ððšð°ïž â Iâm already Tracer ð³ïžâðð©ââ€ïžâðâð© â What about Widowmaker ðð·ïž â Iâm already Widowmaker ðžïž ðð¿ð¯Iâll be Bastion ð€ ð« NÍÍEÍÍ RÌ·ÍFÍ ÍÍ BASÍÌ¢Ţ͢IOÌ¢NÍÒÒ â°ïž ð€· Youâre right; so, Winston ðµðð¿ ð I wanna be Winston ðŠ ð¡ïž I guess Iâll be Genji ð±âð€ ð Iâm already Genji ð€ ð Then Iâll be McCree ð€ ð ð« I already chose McCree ðâ ïž â I have an idea ð â Whatâs your idea? 
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Iâm not gonna be Mercy âŒïžâš
ð You should beâ ððŠ¶ ð
Iâm not gonna be Mercy âŒïžâš
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
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ð€£ð€£ð€£ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
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ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
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ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
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ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
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like ðªcookiesðªand ð
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like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
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ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ