BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURLððð ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER ððððð AND IF YOUððœ ARE GETTING THISððœð IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ð»ð HOEðð©ð
ðŠ every year in Cocktober the jack o slutð comes to lifeðð»ððœððððœ coming to harvest ððð his hoes for THOT-O-WEENððð¥ð¥ððð send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKðð»ð» ð IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREATð IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCHððâšð® BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCKððŠâ°ððð¯ð If you donât send this to 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£other thotsðð©ð you will get NO D**K ð this COCKTOBERð
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âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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Itâs CincHOEð de mayHOEððbut all I want ðð» is cincoðïž5ïžâ£ DICKS ð¯ððŠ in my May-OUTH ð©ð
ðŠ Today the SEXicans ðð²ðœ beat the French ðð«ð· at the Battle of Puebla ð«â and now youâre gonna get your piñata beat ðð© Time to sink this Mexicanð²ðœ dickð into that dirtyð³ chihuahua pussyð¶ butâïžONLYâïž if you send ð² this to 5ïžâ£ amigos ð¬ youâd cross borders â¡ïž for ðð»ð¯ Get 5ïžâ£ back ð and youâll find the Juan for you tonight â€ïžâºïžð
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ðŠð ð§»Coronað€§ is CUMMINGðŠ for us and youâve just tested ð±positiveðŠ for being ðNAUGHTYð ð
ââïžSocial distancing is in effectð« and I want to spend my ð€·ââïžquarenTEENð with YOU ð So grab your ð§Žisopropyl-lubricant ðŠ and CUMð
over so I can administerð©ââïž your treatmentð and injectð you with the vaccineð Weâll spend the ðlockdownð flattening the curveð and FATTENING DEMâ ðð¿ CURVES ð Get ready for 14 days of ð¯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICSð and sitting on my facemaskð· Send this âïž to covid-19 of your sloppiest ðŠðŠSYMPTOMATICð€ SLUTSð€« If you get 5 back, youâre a Wuhan batðŠ bitch ð If you get 10 back, youâre a ðhornyðhealthyðªhoeð If you get all 19 backð your assð is the ANTIDOTEð and itâs in high demand ð¬ð¿
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myðœ brother ð± is the bestð¥cook ð§âð³because ð£with 2ïžâ£ eggsð¥ð¥1ïžâ£sausageðand a cupð¥of milkðŒheð±can fillâ¬ïžmyð©tummyð€°for9ïžâ£ð£monthsð
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