BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURLððð ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER ððððð AND IF YOUððœ ARE GETTING THISððœð IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ð»ð HOEðð©ð
ðŠ every year in Cocktober the jack o slutð comes to lifeðð»ððœððððœ coming to harvest ððð his hoes for THOT-O-WEENððð¥ð¥ððð send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKðð»ð» ð IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREATð IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCHððâšð® BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCKððŠâ°ððð¯ð If you donât send this to 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£other thotsðð©ð you will get NO D**K ð this COCKTOBERð
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Happy PresiDICKâS ðððœ DAYâŒïž Time â°â° to honor the DADDIES ð¬ð¬ of our nation ðºðžðºðž George SLUTsington ð¯ð¯, Benjamin SPANKlinðð, John HanCOCK ððœðŠðŠðŠ These POUNDING ðšâ fathers ERECTED â¬ïžâ¬ïž their ð»ðCUNTstitutional dongs ððfor LADY LIBERTY ðœð
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like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
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