[Copypasta] COCKtober emojipasta v2

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ AND IF YOU๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ HOE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐ŸŽƒ comes to life๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ coming to harvest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐Ÿ˜‹ IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฆโšฐ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽƒ If you donโ€™t send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃother thots๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘„ you will get NO D**K ๐Ÿ‘‹ this COCKTOBER๐ŸŽƒ
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธโ›ฐ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ„๏ธโ„๏ธ๐ŸŒฌwinters๐ŸŒฌโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ’‘โ“โ“โ“be the monica Lewinsky ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปto my bill clinton๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†โ™‹๏ธsexual relationsโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธโœ๐Ÿปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšจโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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heart been broke

heart ๐Ÿ’” been broke ๐Ÿ“‰ so many times โฐ i donโ€™t know ๐Ÿค” what to believe ๐Ÿ’ฏ mama ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ said ๐Ÿ—ฃ itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿ˜ข itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐Ÿ’ช i think itโ€™s best ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ŸงŠ
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