IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐ โโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete..... ๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ 10+ back: Daddy
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yang gang for life
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If my girl ๐ฉ and yang ๐ค both drowning ๐ฑ and I can only save one ๐ข catch me with my 1000 extra a month ๐ค๐ค because it's yang gang for life ๐ค๐๐๐
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Eggplants appear after every word
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Guys ๐ I ๐ Was ๐ On ๐ Pornhub ๐ And ๐ I ๐ Clicked ๐ On ๐ A ๐ Link ๐ That ๐ Said ๐ Local ๐ Milfs ๐ In ๐ My ๐ Area ๐ And ๐ Now ๐ Eggplants ๐ Appear ๐ After ๐ Every ๐ Word ๐ . ๐ What ๐ Do ๐ I ๐ Do ๐? ๐
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
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And youโve been, GNOMED
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Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธ g'not ๐
โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธg'not๐
โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐
๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐
๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
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HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐
๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ