It's 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ today ๐ณ๐ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ฟ๐๐ด๐๐ฌ I'm smoking ๐จ๐ the Bible ๐๐๐๐ because heaven โฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ is the highest you can get ๐๐ค
It's 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ today ๐ณ๐ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ฟ๐๐ด๐๐ฌ I'm smoking ๐จ๐ the Bible ๐๐๐๐ because heaven โฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ is the highest you can get ๐๐ค
Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐ ๐พPUTAS ๐ ๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐ ๐พPUTAS ๐ ๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v4
Itโs CincHOE๐ de mayHOE๐๐but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco๐๏ธ5๏ธโฃ DICKS ๐ฏ๐๐ฆ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now youโre gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ Time to sink this Mexican๐ฒ๐ฝ dick๐ into that dirty๐ณ chihuahua pussy๐ถ butโ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ youโd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and youโll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
Itโs CincHOE๐ de mayHOE๐๐but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco๐๏ธ5๏ธโฃ DICKS ๐ฏ๐๐ฆ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now youโre gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ Time to sink this Mexican๐ฒ๐ฝ dick๐ into that dirty๐ณ chihuahua pussy๐ถ butโ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ youโd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and youโll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐