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Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐
๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐
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๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ๐๐ฟ ever ๐ had a dreams ๐ด๐ญ- thats โ- that you ๐๐ป๐ค uhm ๐ค you ๐ had you ๐- you ๐ could- you ๐ do what you 
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME
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๐๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐จ๐จ๐THIS IS A ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธALERT. INCOMING ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEME๐ธ ๐๐HEADING STRAIGHT ๐๐YOUR WAY. ๐๐๐๐PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐ง๐ง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธ ๐๐๐ .BUCKLE UPโฟโฟโฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐ฎ๐ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐ต๐ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐
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President's Day Emoji Pasta PresiDICK's Day
Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐
๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!
ACHOOโผ๏ธ๐คง๐คงWhat was thatโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐Uh-oh ๐ฏ looks like you just got ๐๐ the Delta variant! ๐๐๐ Donโt you know ๐บ๐ธโ๏ธ๐คข๐ค๐ค๐คค the world ๐ HOE Organization ๐๐
called it the most DOMINANT ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ strain since the start of the ๐ PANTIE-DEMIC ๐๐๐ No more touching daddy ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ง๐ผ until you wash ๐งฝ๐งฝyour dirty ๐พnasty ๐คข little ๐ค๐ผfingers โ๐ป๐ค๐ปโ๐ป๐ค๐ปfor 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ seconds with sHOEp ๐งผ and water ๐ง ๐
otherwise it doesnโt count ๐คก๐คก๐คก Time to stop ๐ spreading the germs ๐คฎ๐ฅด๐คand start spreading ๐งyour legs๐คค๐ฆถ๐ฝ๐ฆต๐ปbecause everyone ๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ซ๐ฆน๐พโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธhas to keep TWERKING ๐๐from home! ๐ก SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ other coronavirus cucks ๐๐พ๐๐ปotherwise Fuckboy Fauci ๐๐ is cumming for you ๐๐๐