Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐ ๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐ ๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
President's Day Emoji Pasta
๐HAPPY๐ฅณPRESIDICKS๐๐ซDAY๐๐ฆ2๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ years โฑago ๐our ๐๐fav๐pounding๐ง๐๐ป๐ father ๐ด๐ป๐๐ฆand๐main๐ฅบ๐ฏbitch๐โโ๏ธ๐คญWHOREge๐WashingSLUT๐ฅณ๐ ๐พcame๐ฆ๐ฆinto๐๐this๐WORLD๐to โ๏ธbecum๐ฆ ๐คซthe๐บ๐ธ1ST๐บ๐ธpresiDICK๐ข๐๐คof๐๐ฅณthe๐ United๐บ๐ธSluts๐Of๐คญAmerica๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐send๐ง๐ฒthisโก๏ธto ๐of๐the๐ฉsluttiest๐๐ฆ๐ฆpatriots๐๐๐บ๐ธyou๐know๐คif you get ๐ back๐๐youโre๐invited to the โ๏ธ๐constitutional ๐โ๏ธCOCKus๐๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐คญ๐คฃ๐โโ๏ธ youโre a Mt. Rushmore ๐ป๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณWHORE๐๐๐๐ฆif you ๐คget 0๏ธโฃ back ๐๐นno ๐ซ presidick๐๐ฆ for ๐คญyou ๐ญ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
๐HAPPY๐ฅณPRESIDICKS๐๐ซDAY๐๐ฆ2๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ years โฑago ๐our ๐๐fav๐pounding๐ง๐๐ป๐ father ๐ด๐ป๐๐ฆand๐main๐ฅบ๐ฏbitch๐โโ๏ธ๐คญWHOREge๐WashingSLUT๐ฅณ๐ ๐พcame๐ฆ๐ฆinto๐๐this๐WORLD๐to โ๏ธbecum๐ฆ ๐คซthe๐บ๐ธ1ST๐บ๐ธpresiDICK๐ข๐๐คof๐๐ฅณthe๐ United๐บ๐ธSluts๐Of๐คญAmerica๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐send๐ง๐ฒthisโก๏ธto ๐of๐the๐ฉsluttiest๐๐ฆ๐ฆpatriots๐๐๐บ๐ธyou๐know๐คif you get ๐ back๐๐youโre๐invited to the โ๏ธ๐constitutional ๐โ๏ธCOCKus๐๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐คญ๐คฃ๐โโ๏ธ youโre a Mt. Rushmore ๐ป๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณWHORE๐๐๐๐ฆif you ๐คget 0๏ธโฃ back ๐๐นno ๐ซ presidick๐๐ฆ for ๐คญyou ๐ญ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
๐ค ๐ GIDDY UP ๐ด๐๐ JINGLE WHORE!!! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐ โ๏ธ๐๐น๐ SEXMAS ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ท๐๐โค๏ธ is here ๐คฉ and Uโve sure been N A U G T H Yโฆ!! ๐๐คญ๐คค๐๐๐ All year ๐ Santa ๐ ๐ has been watching ๐๏ธ u FAP ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ and tonite ๐โจ heโs cumming ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ท to give u his ๐ณ๐ BIG PACKAGE!!!! ๐๐๐คค To get gingerBRED ๐ช๐๐ just ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ POP๐ฅ๐คธ that Peppermint Pussy ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ n wait under the mistleHOE ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐ฑ with a nice cup of hot COCKolate โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ Jolly Old ๐ Saint DICK ๐๐๐ will shove ๐ his ๐๐ฆ๐ข Jingle Balls ๐ด๐๐คค๐ฆ right down โฌ๏ธโฌ๐ฝ ur ๐ฃ TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! ๐๐ซ๐คค๐ U better watch outโฆ ๐๐ hes ๐ gonna make u cry ๐ฑ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
Today ๐ is 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ..... but I will NOT๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ get high ๐๐. The only thing that will be high โฌ๏ธ is my grades ๐๐ฏ because Iโm a good, good child ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ๐๐ Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ๐ ๐ ๐ !!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isn't the only BIG BROWN ๐ต thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐ around tonight!๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans DICK๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ a monster COCK! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ ๐ Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even GREATER >> is by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! ๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฑ Send โญ this to ๐ of your favorite ๐ STONERS with BONERS ๐๐๐. If you get NONE back, ๐ข you get stoned to death๐ตโฐ๏ธ! If you get 5 back, youโre a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Boomer anthem
twitchquotes:Please๐ณ rise ๐ for the ๐คจ national ๐ anthem ๐ถ of boomers ๐คช
๐บ๐บ๐บ
Video Games ๐ฎ cause violence ๐ก๐๐ผ,
Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐
I hate ๐ my wife ๐ฐ
Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐ฅ please ๐ค
Funny ๐คฃ Facebook ๐ minion ๐คญ memes ๐คช
Please๐ณ rise ๐ for the ๐คจ national ๐ anthem ๐ถ of boomers ๐คช
๐บ๐บ๐บ
Video Games ๐ฎ cause violence ๐ก๐๐ผ,
Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐
I hate ๐ my wife ๐ฐ
Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐ฅ please ๐ค
Funny ๐คฃ Facebook ๐ minion ๐คญ memes ๐คช