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Here ๐ฆ CUMS ๐ฆ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
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๐ฝSanta Claus,๐
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๐ฝSanta Claus,๐
๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐
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๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐
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๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐
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๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐
eaten๐
like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐
๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐
like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐
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๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
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Eggplants appear after every word
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Guys ๐ I ๐ Was ๐ On ๐ Pornhub ๐ And ๐ I ๐ Clicked ๐ On ๐ A ๐ Link ๐ That ๐ Said ๐ Local ๐ Milfs ๐ In ๐ My ๐ Area ๐ And ๐ Now ๐ Eggplants ๐ Appear ๐ After ๐ Every ๐ Word ๐ . ๐ What ๐ Do ๐ I ๐ Do ๐? ๐
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v2
It's Cinco de mayo... ๐๐ฎ๐ but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco DICKS ๐ฏ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐
๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ with a huge stick ๐ณ๐ but โ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ you'd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
Cinco de Mayo
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ๐are in and our gurl ๐๐ป sanders is out ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ๐ฆ๐ฆ to DOMINATE๐คผโโ๏ธ our HEAD of state ๐ and his bitch๐๐ปโโ๏ธ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ๐๐ด and is ready to touch ๐๐คซ๐ the hearts ๐of all Americans ๐บ๐ธ. Cum erection day ๐ณ y'all sluts better fill that hole ๐๐ป๐ next to biden and relaseโ America's aching ๐คคthrobbing ๐ฎ desire for green ๐ค๐คenergy, a ban ๐on those naughty big black guns๐ช๐พ, and more money to pay๐ต๐ฐ๐ธ those slutty nurses ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ to make us all feel better ๐๐ฅด. Cum ๐ฆ hoevember help the needy ๐
๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ by supporting big daddy Biden ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณand naughty Nancy๐โโ๏ธ๐ and give dirty Donald ๐ฉ, bitch McConnell ๐ข, and those filthy ๐ท๐ reSUBlicans๐ blue balls๐ต. Send to ๐ of your most deviant ๐democrats. If you get 5๏ธโฃback ur a Biden bitch ๐
๐ป๐ต. if u get ๐ u will spend a hot ๐ฅ Decemberโ๏ธnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ๐๐ college ๐.)
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That's some good shit right there
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐th ๐ ere๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
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