π«WE π‘DIDNβTπ€ͺSTARTβTHEπΎ FIRE π₯ IT π€¨WAS π€¬ALWAYSπ€©BURNINGπ₯΅ SINCE π§THEβ¨WORLDSπ BEENπ»TURNING
What happened to this ad? :(
More Emoji Pasta Copypastas
If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
twitchquotes:
If my girlπ§π and my fidget spinners π―π₯ are both drowningππ¦ and I could only save oneπβοΈοΈ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralπ
π»π Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ππ
twitch chat
Emoji Pasta
Fidget Spinner
have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ππΏ ever π had a dreams π΄π- thats β- that you ππ»π€ uhm π€ you π had you π- you π could- you π do what you 
want π- you π could do- so you ππ¦- you π do- you π could do you π€π- you πΈπ wan π- you πΈπ want π him π΄ to do so much π₯ that you could do anything π°?
want π- you π could do- so you ππ¦- you π do- you π could do you π€π- you πΈπ wan π- you πΈπ want π him π΄ to do so much π₯ that you could do anything π°?
Emoji Pasta
New banger (from r/conservativerap)
Aye π
Yuh ππΎπ
Uh ππ€
Skrrrt π¨π€
I π hate π‘ people π« who have a different π‘ skin π
π»π color π¨ from me (x32)
instrumental πΊ break π
I ππ hate π‘π people π« who have a different πββ skin π
π»π color π³οΈβπ from me (x32)
Emoji Pasta
Roe v. Wade Emoji Pasta
HEY ππ© there comrade π¦πͺcummy! the πΉ supreme π cockπ has π³voted to strike π©ββοΈβοΈdown the π sexy π€§π€°π»roe v. wade decision πaccording π€€π¦Άπ»to a opinion πwrittenβοΈπΈ by daddy π
π»π sammy πΆπ»π
π»ββοΈ aLITo. π·π¨ the opinion is a π¦π FULL THROATED π²β€οΈβπ₯GIRTHY π contraDICKtion π«π of the 1973 πΏπdecision that ππ»ββοΈπ guaranteed federal π€ cocks-titutuinal π³ protection π
πof abortion rights!!! β€οΈβπ₯π«‘everyone who π³οΈβππ¦ woke remember πβπ»π€ to fund πΈπ₯΅ planned parenthood and πͺπΌ donate to π§πΌβπΌπ€abortion funds! get yo πΈuturuses ππ turnt you πwhore! πevery whore knows π§ πΌthat everyone πshould have π©ββοΈπ₯access to safe π πabortions β€οΈπ if they choose π
π»π to have one. ππΉsend to ten π¬πof your closest π±π
ΎοΈWHORES to secure abortion π«π€rights in ameriCUM π€€πΊπΈif you get five β back abortion ππrights will be codified π©ββοΈπ€€in law πΈπ
Emoji Pasta
Politics
Happy Thanksgiving emoji
Happy π¦ Thanksgiving π¦! Guess what π―βitβs that time β° of year π to gobble π¦ gobble π¦ gobble π¦ up β¬οΈ those dicks π chicks π₯ and bicks π€¨ (big dicks) ππ«π«π«π« I bet π youβre all π€π€π€ HORNY-copia π½ π₯π₯πΆπβοΈπππ for SKANKS-giving π€ͺππ€€π€€πππ youβll be saying π¬ thanks π for giving me all π« this π« COCK π₯³π₯³π₯³π₯³ send this to π of your thiccest sluts with those hot π₯΅ hot π₯ tasty π€€π peach pies π₯§ π ππ if you know 
what I mean βΊοΈππ if you get 1οΈβ£ back ππ€¬π‘ then you and that slut π€€π€€π€€π«π«π« have to appropriate Native American culture together ππͺΆπ if you get 3οΈβ£ back ππ€ youβre going to get your turkey π¦ eaten πππππ tomorrow night π±π±π±π± if you get 5οΈβ£ back ππ you will be eating your cousinβs πΆπ» peach π pie π₯§ just like youβve always π―π―π―wanted ππ€€π₯΅ if you get 7οΈβ£ back πΆ youβll become π²π² a pilgrim π©π and be the villain π¦ΉββοΈ of American πΊπΈ history πππ πππ if you get all 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back π€―π±π€―π±π€―π±π€― youβll be feasting π€€π this thanksgiving ππ in more ways than one π«πππΌπ okay you sexy π sexy π gobbling turkey poos π¦π¦π¦ itβs time β° for me to go β‘οΈ atone π€£for the sins βοΈ πof my ancestorsππππ©πΌββ€οΈβπβπ¨πΌπ€°πΌπ€±πΌπ©βπ§π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
what I mean βΊοΈππ if you get 1οΈβ£ back ππ€¬π‘ then you and that slut π€€π€€π€€π«π«π« have to appropriate Native American culture together ππͺΆπ if you get 3οΈβ£ back ππ€ youβre going to get your turkey π¦ eaten πππππ tomorrow night π±π±π±π± if you get 5οΈβ£ back ππ you will be eating your cousinβs πΆπ» peach π pie π₯§ just like youβve always π―π―π―wanted ππ€€π₯΅ if you get 7οΈβ£ back πΆ youβll become π²π² a pilgrim π©π and be the villain π¦ΉββοΈ of American πΊπΈ history πππ πππ if you get all 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back π€―π±π€―π±π€―π±π€― youβll be feasting π€€π this thanksgiving ππ in more ways than one π«πππΌπ okay you sexy π sexy π gobbling turkey poos π¦π¦π¦ itβs time β° for me to go β‘οΈ atone π€£for the sins βοΈ πof my ancestorsππππ©πΌββ€οΈβπβπ¨πΌπ€°πΌπ€±πΌπ©βπ§π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ