[Copypasta] i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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HERE COMES DAT BOI

twitchquotes: โœ‹๐Ÿธโœ‹๐Ÿธโœ‹๐Ÿธโœ‹๐Ÿธ o *** waddup ๐Ÿ‘‹ here ๐Ÿšฒ come dat bเฌ i๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšฒ right๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿšฒth ๐Ÿธ ereโœ‹โœ‹โœ‹ dat ๐Ÿธ boi โœ”๐Ÿธ โœ”if dat boi ๐Ÿธ ฦฝai so ๐Ÿ’ฏ i sai so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there ๐Ÿšฒ o *** (chorus: เฌ  sสฐแถฆแต—) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ โœ‹โœ‹O0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’โœ‹ โœ‹ โœ‹ โœ‹ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹ waddup
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘ฆ SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’ž AMONG ๐Ÿ’ฐ US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ AMONG ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ US ๐Ÿ‘จ IS THE BEST ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ FUCKING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘€ GAME ๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ RED ๐Ÿ”ด IS SO SUSSSSS ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ๐ŸŸฅ COME ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ๐Ÿ‘€ ME SCAN ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ WHY ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿค” IS NO โš ๐Ÿšซ ONE 1๏ธโƒฃ FIXING ๐Ÿ‘พ O2 ๐Ÿ…พ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก OH ๐Ÿ™€ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘‰ CREWMATE? NAME ๐Ÿ“› EVERY ๐Ÿ’ฏ TASK ๐Ÿ“‹ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜  Where Any sus!โ“ โ“ Where!โ“ โ“ Where! Any sus!โ“ Where! โ“ Any sus!โ“ โ“ Any sus ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ! โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Where!โ“ Where! โ“ Where!Any susโ“ โ“ Any sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ! โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ Where! โ“ Where! โ“ Any sus!โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ Any sus ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ! โ“ โ“ Where!โ“ Any sus ๐Ÿ’ฆ! โ“ โ“ Where!โ“ โ“ Where! โ“ Where!Where! โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ Any sus!โ“ โ“ โ“ Any sus!โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ Where! โ“ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ โ“ I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ think ๐Ÿค” it was purple!๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€It wasnt me I ๐Ÿ‘ was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐ŸงปCorona๐Ÿคง is CUMMING๐Ÿ’ฆ for us and youโ€™ve just tested ๐Ÿ˜ฑpositive๐Ÿฆ  for being ๐Ÿ’‹NAUGHTY๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธSocial distancing is in effect๐Ÿšซ and I want to spend my ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธquarenTEEN๐Ÿ”ž with YOU ๐Ÿ˜ So grab your ๐Ÿงดisopropyl-lubricant ๐Ÿ’ฆ and CUM๐Ÿ‘… over so I can administer๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ your treatment๐Ÿ˜‰ and inject๐Ÿ’‰ you with the vaccine๐Ÿ† Weโ€™ll spend the ๐Ÿ—lockdown๐Ÿ”’ flattening the curve๐Ÿ“‰ and FATTENING DEMโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ CURVES ๐Ÿ‘ Get ready for 14 days of ๐Ÿ’ฏTHICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS๐Ÿ˜ญ and sitting on my facemask๐Ÿ˜ท Send this โœ‰๏ธ to covid-19 of your sloppiest ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆSYMPTOMATIC๐Ÿค’ SLUTS๐Ÿคซ If you get 5 back, youโ€™re a Wuhan bat๐Ÿฆ‡ bitch ๐Ÿ‘Ž If you get 10 back, youโ€™re a ๐Ÿ˜‰horny๐Ÿ’„healthy๐Ÿ’ชhoe๐Ÿ˜˜ If you get all 19 back๐Ÿ‘ your ass๐Ÿ‘ is the ANTIDOTE๐Ÿ’Š and itโ€™s in high demand ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฟ
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joe biden said he was the impostor

I ๐Ÿ‘ met joe biden at ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 3 ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ•‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ he said ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ–• he was the ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿค› impostor guys โ™‚ should ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ซ i ๐Ÿ‘† believe ๐Ÿป him ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ im ๐Ÿผ soo scared โŒ i dont ๐Ÿ˜ก know ๐Ÿค”โ“ what to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšถ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ help ๐Ÿ’ me ๐Ÿ’‹ out. ๐Ÿค”
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