[Copypasta] i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning

twitchquotes: If my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜ and my fidget spinners ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ are both drowning๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ฆ and I could only save one๐Ÿ˜„โ˜๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Š
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May 2017

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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ go up ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ, my dick goes too ๐Ÿ†โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Bullish ๐Ÿ‚ market ๐Ÿฌ makes me hard ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ฆ. All the countries ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ try to recover ๐Ÿ”„ from corona ๐Ÿฆ  so the money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ flows ๐ŸŒฌ into my pocket ๐Ÿ’ณ. Soon ๐Ÿ”œ there will be a crash ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜– and the bears ๐Ÿป will crawl ๐Ÿšผ out of their holes ๐Ÿ•ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉธ if I donโ€™t โŒ eat โ€™em out ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐Ÿ‚โžก๏ธ๐Ÿป and make ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ more money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ and eat some honey ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฏ. When Iโ€™m done โœ… Iโ€™ll throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ and eat your ass ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘.
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ˜„๏ธโ˜„๏ธโ›ฐ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ„๏ธโ„๏ธ๐ŸŒฌwinters๐ŸŒฌโ„๏ธโ„๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ’‘โ“โ“โ“be the monica Lewinsky ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปto my bill clinton๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†โ™‹๏ธsexual relationsโ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธโœ๐Ÿปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿšจโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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Boomer anthem

twitchquotes: Please๐Ÿ˜ณ rise ๐Ÿ˜Ž for the ๐Ÿคจ national ๐Ÿ anthem ๐ŸŽถ of boomers ๐Ÿคช ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ Video Games ๐ŸŽฎ cause violence ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ, Phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž, book ๐Ÿ“š good ๐Ÿ‘ I hate ๐Ÿ˜’ my wife ๐Ÿ‘ฐ Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐Ÿฅ‡ please ๐Ÿ˜ค Funny ๐Ÿคฃ Facebook ๐Ÿ˜œ minion ๐Ÿคญ memes ๐Ÿคช
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November 2019

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๐ŸŽ‰HAPPY๐ŸฅณPRESIDICKS๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซDAY๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’ฆ2๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ years โฑago ๐Ÿ—“our ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘fav๐Ÿ˜pounding๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜˜ father ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆand๐Ÿ˜Œmain๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’ฏbitch๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸคญWHOREge๐Ÿ˜ŽWashingSLUT๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพcame๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆinto๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œthis๐ŸŒŽWORLD๐ŸŒto โœŒ๏ธbecum๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿคซthe๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ1ST๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธpresiDICK๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคžof๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅณthe๐Ÿ’…United๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธSluts๐Ÿ‘™Of๐ŸคญAmerica๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆsend๐Ÿ“ง๐Ÿ“ฒthisโžก๏ธto ๐Ÿ”Ÿof๐Ÿ˜‰the๐Ÿ˜ฉsluttiest๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆpatriots๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธyou๐Ÿ‘‡know๐Ÿค—if you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜youโ€™re๐Ÿ‘invited to the โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ“constitutional ๐Ÿ“โœ๏ธCOCKus๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ youโ€™re a Mt. Rushmore ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸฆณWHORE๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ’ฆif you ๐Ÿ‘คget 0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜นno ๐Ÿšซ presidick๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ for ๐Ÿคญyou ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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