[Copypasta] i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ go up ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ, my dick goes too ๐Ÿ†โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Bullish ๐Ÿ‚ market ๐Ÿฌ makes me hard ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ฆ. All the countries ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ try to recover ๐Ÿ”„ from corona ๐Ÿฆ  so the money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ flows ๐ŸŒฌ into my pocket ๐Ÿ’ณ. Soon ๐Ÿ”œ there will be a crash ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜– and the bears ๐Ÿป will crawl ๐Ÿšผ out of their holes ๐Ÿ•ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉธ if I donโ€™t โŒ eat โ€™em out ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐Ÿ‚โžก๏ธ๐Ÿป and make ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ more money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ and eat some honey ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฏ. When Iโ€™m done โœ… Iโ€™ll throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ and eat your ass ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘.
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Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ† Was ๐Ÿ† On ๐Ÿ† Pornhub ๐Ÿ† And ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ† Clicked ๐Ÿ† On ๐Ÿ† A ๐Ÿ† Link ๐Ÿ† That ๐Ÿ† Said ๐Ÿ† Local ๐Ÿ† Milfs ๐Ÿ† In ๐Ÿ† My ๐Ÿ† Area ๐Ÿ† And ๐Ÿ† Now ๐Ÿ† Eggplants ๐Ÿ† Appear ๐Ÿ† After ๐Ÿ† Every ๐Ÿ† Word ๐Ÿ† . ๐Ÿ† What ๐Ÿ† Do ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ† Do ๐Ÿ†? ๐Ÿ†
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August 2019

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I'm already Tracer

twitchquotes: โ“ Maybe Iโ€™ll be Tracer ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ โ— Iโ€™m already Tracer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ โ” What about Widowmaker ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ โ• Iโ€™m already Widowmaker ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฏIโ€™ll be Bastion ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿšซ Nอ˜อžEอžอ Rฬทอ˜FอŸ อžอ BASอžฬขTฬงอขIOฬขNอŸา‰า‰ โšฐ๏ธ ๐Ÿคท Youโ€™re right; so, Winston ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ ๐ŸŒ I wanna be Winston ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ I guess Iโ€™ll be Genji ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™m already Genji ๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ’€ Then Iโ€™ll be McCree ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ”ซ I already chose McCree ๐Ÿ•›โ˜ ๏ธ โœ‹ I have an idea ๐Ÿ™‹ โ“ Whatโ€™s your idea? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ™Œ You should beโ€” ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿฆถ ๐Ÿ™… Iโ€™m not gonna be Mercy โ€ผ๏ธโœจ
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธOH MY GODโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆR๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆA๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆI๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆN๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆB๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆO๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆW๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ OMG ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸคฏUR SO INCLUSIVE๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆLGBT ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธTRANS ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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