[Copypasta] i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i🙋‍♂didn’t 🚫 fuck 🍆💊my cat😟. i didnt 🚫cum 🍆💊on my cat😌 . i didnt❌ put 👉 my Dick 🍆 anywhere 🌎near my cat🙀 . Ive never ❌🙅‍♀done anything weird ❓❓❓with my 💁‍♂😻cats. I promised🀝 myself 🀞i wasnt going to make 💢💢apology 😿 videos📹 after last years📅 thing so im just trying to be as short and honest 👍 with this 👅😌as possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💊😉 🧻Corona🀧 is CUMMING💊 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🊠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🀷‍♂quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧎isopropyl-lubricant 💊 and CUM👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💊💊SYMPTOMATIC🀒 SLUTS🀫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🊇 bitch 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿
March 2020

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Aye 😂 Yuh 👌🏟👀 Uh 😔😀 Skrrrt 💚🀔 I 👁 hate 😡 people 👫 who have a different 😡 skin 💅🏻👑 color 🎚 from me (x32) instrumental 🎺 break 💔 I 👁👀 hate 😡🌚 people 👫 who have a different 👀❓⁉ skin 💅🏻👑 color 🏳‍🌈 from me (x32)
June 2021

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🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💊

‌ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‌On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍜 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀👯👯‍♂ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏌 to all 🥰 that’s important ❀ to us: Family 👚‍👩‍👧‍👊, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇞, and DICK! 🍆🌜👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🀲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌜🌜 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀, just like your 🊃 THOTSgiving 🊃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🀞🏌‍♀in the air 🀞🏌‍♀and prepare to get ➡ STUFFED 🙀! After dinner,🍎it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👚🏜‍🊳 how 🙏🏌 thankful 🙏🏌 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🊎 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💊 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📀 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀you are thankful 🙏🏌 for! If you get 0⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🀮 If you get 5⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌜 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💊YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
August 2021

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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS

‌‌HOLY FUCKING 🖕👊 SHIT‌‌‌‌ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG 💰 US 🇺🇞 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👚‍❀‍👚👩‍❀‍👩 US 👚 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💊🍆👀 GAME 🎮 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔎 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME 💊🏃🏃‍♀ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🀔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1⃣ FIXING 👟 O2 🅟 🀬😡🀬😡🀬😡🀬🀬😡🀬🀬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈 Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I 👥 think 🀔 it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🀣😂🀣😂🀣😂😂😂🀣🀣🀣😂😂😂
March 2021

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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

twitchquotes: Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you’re😃 so😄 warm🀒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone’s happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🀚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you’re😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🀚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn’t stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💊💊
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April 2019

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