[Copypasta] i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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A fine capitalist girl

twitchquotes: I may beโœŠ a communist ๐Ÿšฉโš’โญ๏ธ but if i see๐Ÿ‘€ a fine ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ capitalist ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ girl ๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ you bet๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™Œ imma be tryna seize ๐Ÿ‘ the means of dat booty ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฏ
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April 2019

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Here ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMS ๐Ÿ’ฆ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ right down ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝslutty girl lane!๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐ŸšซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐Ÿšซ Is your ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป not giving you enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies?!๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Hold up,๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ ho! It's ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธSEASON!โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธ Pushโœ‹๐Ÿฝโœ‹๐Ÿฝ that ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸฝNEW๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ father in ๐ŸกYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐Ÿก ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘KING๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ That's right,๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ he's been making ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝlittle๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ squishy for 6๏ธโƒฃ CENTURIES. Don't โŽโŽ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆNAUGHTIEST๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆgirls โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐Ÿ˜ผnastiest๐Ÿ˜ผ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ you know and shareโ—๏ธThoseโ—๏ธCummiesโ—๏ธGet 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're a basic ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘coal-slinging bitch.๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you get ๐Ÿ‘…eaten๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿชcookies๐Ÿชand ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆslurped๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿผmilk!๐Ÿผ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta's๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ big ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†COCK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† will growโซโซ 3๏ธโƒฃ sizes inside of you!๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ†yummy ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿญ๐Ÿผnummy ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธsquishy๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’งcummies๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง until next โฉ๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒChristmas!๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒ
December 2021

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹ โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete..... ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ back: Daddy
August 2021

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Itโ€™s CincHOE๐ŸŽ‰ de mayHOE๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜but all I want ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป is cinco๐Ÿ–๏ธ5๏ธโƒฃ DICKS ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ in my May-OUTH ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ beat the French ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐Ÿ”ซโ˜  and now youโ€™re gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Time to sink this Mexican๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ dick๐Ÿ† into that dirty๐Ÿ˜ณ chihuahua pussy๐Ÿถ butโ—๏ธONLYโ—๏ธ if you send ๐Ÿ“ฒ this to 5๏ธโƒฃ amigos ๐Ÿ‘ฌ youโ€™d cross borders โžก๏ธ for ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฏ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ”™ and youโ€™ll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜
May 2022

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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

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