Today ð
is 4ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£..... but I will NOTð
ð»ââïž get high ðð. The only thing that will be high â¬ïž is my grades ðð¯ because Iâm a good, good child ðð»ââïž
ððð YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ðð Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ð
ð
ð
!!! Make sure a BLUNTð³ð³ð³ isn't the only BIG BROWN ðµ thing you wrap your TENDER LIPSðð
around tonight!ð. Get HIGH ðšðšðštoday and get your mans D**Kðððð even HIGHERðâ¬ïžðŠ. Make sure you SWALLOW ð®ð®that edible to practice â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžSWALLOWINGð»ððœ a monster COCK! ðŠðŠð
ð
Remember: the only way to make 4ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ even GREATER >> is by adding 6ïžâ£9ïžâ£! ð§ðŒð±ð± Send â this to ð of your favorite ð STONERS with BONERS ððð. If you get NONE back, ð¢ you get stoned to deathðµâ°ïž! If you get 5 back, youâre a HOT lil nugð³ð. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss
In Japan ð¯ðµ , heart surgeon â€ïžðšââïž . Number one ðâïž . Steady handð³âïž. One day, Yakuza boss ðð»need ð heartð. I do operationðªâïž. But, mistakeð±! Yakuza boss dieðµðª! Yakuza very madð¿. I hideð in fishing boatðð£ð»ââïž, come to Americaðððºðž. No englishð€, no foodð©, no moneyðð«ð². Darryl ðšð¿give me jobððšð»âðŒ. Now I have houseð¡, American car ð , and new woman ðð±ð»ââïž. Darryl ðšð¿save lifeâ. My big secretð: I kill â ïžyakuza boss on purposeð. I good ðsurgeon. The bestðð¯!
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSâŒïžð€ðSIMP SUMMERðIS OVERð
ð»ââïžð«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ððŒââïžBECAUSE NO âSIMP âSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNðð»ðð» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ðð³ LOOKS LIKE THE ðTURKEYð ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ð§ TONIGHTðâŒïž PREPARE ð€ð»UR PUSSIES ðð»ðð»FOR A DRY SPELL âïž CAUSE ITS TIMEð FOR THE BOYS ð€ðªðŒTO FOCUS ð ON THEMSELVES ðYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKðð»ð SEND THIS TO 7ïžâ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESð¯ââïžTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYðFOR NO âSIMPâSEPTEMBERðð»ðð»
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I'm already Tracer
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â Maybe Iâll be Tracer ððšð°ïž â Iâm already Tracer ð³ïžâðð©ââ€ïžâðâð© â What about Widowmaker ðð·ïž â Iâm already Widowmaker ðžïž ðð¿ð¯Iâll be Bastion ð€ ð« NÍÍEÍÍ RÌ·ÍFÍ ÍÍ BASÍÌ¢Ţ͢IOÌ¢NÍÒÒ â°ïž ð€· Youâre right; so, Winston ðµðð¿ ð I wanna be Winston ðŠ ð¡ïž I guess Iâll be Genji ð±âð€ ð Iâm already Genji ð€ ð Then Iâll be McCree ð€ ð ð« I already chose McCree ðâ ïž â I have an idea ð â Whatâs your idea? 
ð You should beâ ððŠ¶ ð
Iâm not gonna be Mercy âŒïžâš
ð You should beâ ððŠ¶ ð
Iâm not gonna be Mercy âŒïžâš
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