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ððð YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ðð Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ð
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!!! Make sure a BLUNTð³ð³ð³ isn't the only BIG BROWN ðµ thing you wrap your TENDER LIPSðð
around tonight!ð. Get HIGH ðšðšðštoday and get your mans D**Kðððð even HIGHERðâ¬ïžðŠ. Make sure you SWALLOW ð®ð®that edible to practice â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžSWALLOWINGð»ððœ a monster COCK! ðŠðŠð
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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HEY ðð© there comrade ðŠðªcummy! the ð¹ supreme ð cockð has ð³voted to strike ð©ââïžâïždown the ð sexy ð€§ð€°ð»roe v. wade decision ðaccording ð€€ðŠ¶ð»to a opinion ðwrittenâïžðž by daddy ð
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ð»ââïž aLITo. ð·ðš the opinion is a ðŠð FULL THROATED ð²â€ïžâð¥GIRTHY ð contraDICKtion ð«ð of the 1973 ð¿ðdecision that ðð»ââïžð guaranteed federal ð€ cocks-titutuinal ð³ protection ð
ðof abortion rights!!! â€ïžâð¥ð«¡everyone who ð³ïžâððŠ woke remember ðâð»ð€ to fund ðžð¥µ planned parenthood and ðªðŒ donate to ð§ðŒâðŒð€abortion funds! get yo ðžuturuses ðð turnt you ðwhore! ðevery whore knows ð§ ðŒthat everyone ðshould have ð©ââïžð¥access to safe ð ðabortions â€ïžð if they choose ð
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