Today ๐
is 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ..... but I will NOT๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ get high ๐๐. The only thing that will be high โฌ๏ธ is my grades ๐๐ฏ because Iโm a good, good child ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ๐๐ Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ๐
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!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isn't the only BIG BROWN ๐ต thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐
around tonight!๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans D**K๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ a monster COCK! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
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Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even GREATER >> is by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! ๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฑ Send โญ this to ๐ of your favorite ๐ STONERS with BONERS ๐๐๐. If you get NONE back, ๐ข you get stoned to death๐ตโฐ๏ธ! If you get 5 back, youโre a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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A ๐ whole ๐ฆ town ๐ช of ๐ฆ beings, ๐ confined to ๐ฆ feeling ๐ one ๐ค emotion their ๐ entire ๐ life. ๐ค That ๐ could ๐ honestly ๐ be ๐ the ๐ focus of ๐ฆ an ๐น entire ๐ movie, ๐ฅ but ๐ in ๐ the ๐ emoji ๐ movie ๐ฅ that's ๐ฆ just ๐ the ๐ world ๐ they ๐ฅ live ๐
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๐HAPPY SPANKSGIVING๐ฆ
โผ๏ธITS๐ SPANKSGIVING ๐ BITCHESโผ๏ธOn this day ๐ many years ago ๐ฎ the SLUTTY ๐ PILGRIMS ๐ฉ sailed โต๏ธ across the ASSlantic ๐ HOEcean in a quest ๐to find ๐ more ๐ COCKS ๐ to SUCK! ๐
Together with the ๐ NAUGHTY ๐ NATIVES ๐น, they gathered ๐ซ around the dinner table ๐ฝ and had ๐ our nationโs very 1๏ธโฃst GANG BANG! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏโโ๏ธ We honor ๐๐ป their ORGY ๐ฎ every year ๐ by giving THANKS ๐๐ผ to all ๐ฅฐ thatโs important โค๏ธ to us: Family ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, Friends ๐ฌ, Freedom ๐บ๐ธ, and DICK! ๐๐ฝ๐
So grab your BUNS, ๐โ๐๐squeeze those BREASTS, ๐๐ฅ๐คฒ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ๐ฝ๐ฝ amount of DICK ๐ ๐ฉ into that hungry ๐ฎ hungry HOLE! ๐ณ๐๐
Ladies ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, just like your ๐ฆ THOTSgiving ๐ฆ turkey, itโs time โฐ to throw your legs ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธin the air ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธand prepare to get โก๏ธ STUFFED ๐!
After dinner,๐ดitโs time ๐ฎ for CUMPKIN PIE!! ๐ฅง Show Daddy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆณ how ๐๐ผ thankful ๐๐ผ you are and LICKK ๐ his WishBONE ๐ฆด until he gets as HARD ๐as PlyMOUTH rock โฐ and shoots ๐ฆ his HOMEADE GRAVY ๐ฅฃ! ๐
Midnight ๐ starts ๐ BLACK โฌ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐ so send ๐ค this to ๐ THOTS ๐๐ปโโ๏ธyou are thankful ๐๐ผ for! If you get 0๏ธโฃ back, sail ๐ to England ๐๐ป๐คฎ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youโll be getting your corn ๐ฝ CREAMED ๐๐ฅฐ. Get ๐ back or more, and the ๐ BIGGEST, ๐ GIRTHIEST, BLACKโซ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐ COCK ๐ฑ is CUMMING ๐ฆYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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โATTENTIONโ ๏ธ9๏ธโฃYR OLDS๐ถ๐ป, WE NEED UR HELP๐ฃ! PEWDIEPIE๐ธ๐ช IS BEING HELD๐กCAPTIVE๐ BY โฟT-SERIES๐๏ธAND CAN ONLY BE RELEASED๐ IF U SMASH ๐จTHAT SUBSCRIBE ๐
ฑ๏ธUTTON๐๐ปAND๐๐ป TURN ON THE BELL๐! TIME๐ IS TICKING, LETSโณโ๏ธ ๐ค๐ปBRO FIST T-SERIES๐ค๐ป AND GET THE EPIC ๐ฅVICTORY ROYAL๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฐ
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