Today ð
is 4ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£..... but I will NOTð
ð»ââïž get high ðð. The only thing that will be high â¬ïž is my grades ðð¯ because Iâm a good, good child ðð»ââïž
ððð YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ðð Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ð
ð
ð
!!! Make sure a BLUNTð³ð³ð³ isn't the only BIG BROWN ðµ thing you wrap your TENDER LIPSðð
around tonight!ð. Get HIGH ðšðšðštoday and get your mans D**Kðððð even HIGHERðâ¬ïžðŠ. Make sure you SWALLOW ð®ð®that edible to practice â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïžSWALLOWINGð»ððœ a monster COCK! ðŠðŠð
ð
Remember: the only way to make 4ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ even GREATER >> is by adding 6ïžâ£9ïžâ£! ð§ðŒð±ð± Send â this to ð of your favorite ð STONERS with BONERS ððð. If you get NONE back, ð¢ you get stoned to deathðµâ°ïž! If you get 5 back, youâre a HOT lil nugð³ð. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
ð
ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
Iâll throw a party ðð·ðŸ and eat your ass ð
ð.
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VEGAN MAN
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VEGAN MAN ð ð Take me by the hand â lead me to the spam that you understand ð ð VEGAN MAN ð ð The voyage ð² to the top of the ðdeck is a real trip ð ð VEGAN MAN ð ð The crust of a Romanian man ð³ fueled by the banned ð Soaking up the ðŠ salt in the spam ð¯
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
eatenð
like ðªcookiesðªand ð
ðŠslurpedðŠð
like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ
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