Today ๐
is 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ..... but I will NOT๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ get high ๐๐. The only thing that will be high โฌ๏ธ is my grades ๐๐ฏ because Iโm a good, good child ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐๐๐ YEAH RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! ๐๐ Happy 420 you Stoner SLUTS ๐
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!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isn't the only BIG BROWN ๐ต thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐
around tonight!๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans D**K๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ a monster COCK! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
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Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even GREATER >> is by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! ๐ง๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฑ Send โญ this to ๐ of your favorite ๐ STONERS with BONERS ๐๐๐. If you get NONE back, ๐ข you get stoned to death๐ตโฐ๏ธ! If you get 5 back, youโre a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back or more, you're the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
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So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve
๐I CAN'T ๐ถ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY ๐M๐L ๐K ๐ ๐ฃ EVE!! TONIGHT ๐ WE WILL GATHER ๐ช WITH OUR FAMILIESโค NOT ONLY TO PRAY๐ TO MLK ๐AND LET HIM KNOW๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ WHAT GIFTS๐ WE WOULD ๐LIKE ๐ TO RECEIVE๐ ON MLK DAY ๐ BUT TO REMEMBER ๐ THAT MLKโค IS THE REAL REASON ๐ถ FOR ๐ตTHE ๐ถ SEASONโ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS๐ฏ OR YOUR BROTHERS ๐ AND SISTERS๐ WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED ๐
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MLK Day
have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ๐๐ฟ ever ๐ had a dreams ๐ด๐ญ- thats โ- that you ๐๐ป๐ค uhm ๐ค you ๐ had you ๐- you ๐ could- you ๐ do what you 
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
want ๐- you ๐ could do- so you ๐๐ฆ- you ๐ do- you ๐ could do you ๐ค๐- you ๐ธ๐ wan ๐- you ๐ธ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด to do so much ๐ฅ that you could do anything ๐ฐ?
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!!
๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐
๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐
๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐ผ, itโs about to get wet down at Santaโs workshop๐๐! Donโt forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐
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๐พ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐! ๐ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candy๐๐ผCOCK=D๐ฆ?? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐๐ผ๐๐พ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot โจ๏ธCUMlateโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ญ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ Hope you get to blow ๐ฌ lots of XXXmas ๐dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐CUMMIES ๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY ๐ฆ๐๐
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐
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