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π HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS π
π―hey SlutS! π―π
Now that we got our yearly π FUCK ππΌfrom good ole Saint DICK π
πΎ itβs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!ππΎπ
2οΈβ£0οΈβ£2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ was a LONGG ππ and HARD πβπ»π« year.... we laughedππππΌ We cried π’ππ We coughed π¦π€π€§ we fucked GOODππ» dickπ and π΅π΅BAD π dick, π« BUTT π now letβs ππCelebrate ππ and watch that π¦πBIG π
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π»π color π³οΈβπ from me (x32)
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ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!!
ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!! Now that itβs finally DICKmas π
π¦Santaβs about to slide π
πΎπ down your hot π₯ hot π₯chimney tonight. So lick π¦πthose juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogπΌ, itβs about to get wet down at Santaβs workshopππ! Donβt forgot to slide down that XXXtra π
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πΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πͺ cookie πͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπ! π But are you bad enough to handle Santaβs giant juicy 8=candyππΌCOCK=Dπ¦?? Send this to π of your baddest bitch elvesππΌππΎ If you get 5οΈβ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearππ¦! If you get π back you better be ready for Santaβs hot β¨οΈCUMlateβοΈπ¦π If you get 2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back youβve got the most bitchin π¬peppermint π¬pussy in the North Pole! βοΈβ Hope you get to blow π¬ lots of XXXmas πdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πCUMMIES ππ HAVE A SLUTTY π¦ππ
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! π
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Happy PresiDICKβS πππ½ DAYβΌοΈ Time β°β° to honor the DADDIES π¬π¬ of our nation πΊπΈπΊπΈ George SLUTsington π―π―, Benjamin SPANKlinππ, John HanCOCK ππ½π¦π¦π¦ These POUNDING π¨β fathers ERECTED β¬οΈβ¬οΈ their π»πCUNTstitutional dongs ππfor LADY LIBERTY π½π
π Raise that ASS π to π¦π¦ Abraham LinCUM π¦π¦, π² WOODrow Wilson ππ²π, Bill CLIT-on ππ, and the CUMmander in chief, π¦ππBarCOCK Obama π¦ππ Donβt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ππ© DICKlared war π«π£ on those CUMMIES π¦ππ Share in βοΈ SUCKonds or you wonβt be pounding π¨that presidential PUSSY ππ Get 5οΈβ£ back and ur a White House HOE π Get π back and ur the SUCKretary of state πππΊπΈ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan π©π©π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ HAPPY JIZZIDENTβS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS πππ