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ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!! Now that itβs finally DICKmas π
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πΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πͺ cookie πͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπ! π But are you bad enough to handle Santaβs giant juicy 8=candyππΌCOCK=Dπ¦?? Send this to π of your baddest bitch elvesππΌππΎ If you get 5οΈβ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearππ¦! If you get π back you better be ready for Santaβs hot β¨οΈCUMlateβοΈπ¦π If you get 2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back youβve got the most bitchin π¬peppermint π¬pussy in the North Pole! βοΈβ Hope you get to blow π¬ lots of XXXmas πdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πCUMMIES ππ HAVE A SLUTTY π¦ππ
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