heyyy ๐ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ i have a dream ๐ด ๐ that you will be dicked ๐ down โฌ๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐โ๐ฟ so MARCH ๐ถโโ๏ธ on down โฌ๏ธ to his washington monument ๐บ๐ธ and have a SIT IN ๐งโโ๏ธ on that DICK ๐๐ Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐ tonight it doesnโt matter ๐
โโ๏ธ if his fountain ๐๐ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐ค we are all CUMRADES ๐ฆ๐ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐ฉฒ our TWERK is not over โผ๏ธ SEND this ๐ค to โ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐คฏ you know ๐ Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK to END racism โ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐๐ HARMONY โฎ๏ธ
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i didnt fuck my cat emojified
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i๐โโ๏ธdidnโt ๐ซ fuck ๐๐ฆmy cat๐พ. i didnt ๐ซcum ๐๐ฆon my cat๐ผ . i didntโ put 
my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐ with this ๐
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my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐ with this ๐
๐ผas possible. (1/?)
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HEY ๐๐ฉ there comrade ๐ฆ๐ชcummy! the ๐น supreme ๐ cock๐ has ๐ณvoted to strike ๐ฉโโ๏ธโ๏ธdown the ๐ sexy ๐คง๐คฐ๐ปroe v. wade decision ๐according ๐คค๐ฆถ๐ปto a opinion ๐writtenโ๏ธ๐ธ by daddy ๐
๐ป๐ sammy ๐ถ๐ป๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ aLITo. ๐ท๐จ the opinion is a ๐ฆ๐ FULL THROATED ๐ฒโค๏ธโ๐ฅGIRTHY ๐ contraDICKtion ๐ซ๐ of the 1973 ๐ฟ๐decision that ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ guaranteed federal ๐ค cocks-titutuinal ๐ณ protection ๐
๐of abortion rights!!! โค๏ธโ๐ฅ๐ซกeveryone who ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ฆ woke remember ๐โ๐ป๐ค to fund ๐ธ๐ฅต planned parenthood and ๐ช๐ผ donate to ๐ง๐ผโ๐ผ๐คabortion funds! get yo ๐ธuturuses ๐๐ turnt you ๐whore! ๐ญevery whore knows ๐ง ๐ผthat everyone ๐should have ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ฅaccess to safe ๐ ๐abortions โค๏ธ๐ if they choose ๐
๐ป๐ to have one. ๐๐นsend to ten ๐ฌ๐of your closest ๐ฑ๐
พ๏ธWHORES to secure abortion ๐ซ๐คrights in ameriCUM ๐คค๐บ๐ธif you get five โ back abortion ๐๐rights will be codified ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐คคin law ๐ธ๐
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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This ๐๐ is money snek
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This ๐๐ is money snek. ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฐ Upsnek โฌโฌ๐๐ in 7.123 7โฃ 1โฃ2โฃ3โฃ snekonds ๐๐ or you โโ will NEVER โโโโ get monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ again Beware!! โโโโYou๐๐ don't โโ have much time!!๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ You ๐๐ may never โโget monies ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ again!!
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Only three more COVID variants until Sigma
MASKS UP๐ท AND TITS OUT๐ฏ๐๐ONLY THREE MORE COVID๐ฆ VARIANTS๐คคUNTIL SIGMA ฮฃฮฃ๐ฉ You know what that means you ๐
ฑOOSTED๐SLUTS๐
๐ Itโs time to get on that COVID Grindsetโข before you get ๐คฏinfected๐๐๐by the SUPERIOR๐คvariantโผโผ The sixth 6๏ธโฃwave๐๐ is CUMMING๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐
ฑeta males at the bottom๐๐of the corona๐บsexual๐ฅต hierarchy ๐ should โ prepare to get FUCKED๐๐this timeโ by the extra๐large๐คชspike๐protein mutationโข๐คค๐ซ Send this to 1๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ of your most IMMUNOโCOMPROMISED๐ซ๐จ๐จ friends๐ฉotherwise๐ณthere will be๐ another VERY long๐๐LOCK๐DOWN๐โผโผ