heyyy ð Marthin Luther QUEENS ð¯ââïž i have a dream ðŽ ð that you will be dicked ð down â¬ïž tonight like DADDY ðšð¿âðŠ³ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ðâð¿ so MARCH ð¶ââïž on down â¬ïž to his washington monument ðºðž and have a SIT IN ð§ââïž on that DICK ðð Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ðœ like a TRUE PATRIOT ðœ segregate those cheeks ð tonight it doesnât matter ð
ââïž if his fountain ððŠ is BLACK or WHITE ð€ we are all CUMRADES ðŠðŠ in the fight against discrimination ð SOAK those PANTIFA 𩲠our TWERK is not over âŒïž SEND this ð€ to âïž every WOKE HOE ð€¯ you know ð Get 2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ BACK to END racism â and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ðð HARMONY â®ïž
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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ðGuysð, Iâm ð²shakingð². Iâm fuckingð² shakingð². I never wanted to ððððbreed ððððwith anyone more than I want to with ðð»Halloween ð»âïžMercy.âïžðïž That ð¯perfect,ð¯ â³curvy â³ðbody.ð Those ðbountifulð ðbreastsð. The ðªchild ðªbearingð hipsð of a ðŒïžðliteral goddessððŒïž. It honestly fucking ð³ð³hurtsð³ð³ knowing that Iâll neverâ€ð
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Rosa satð so I could walkð¶ðŸ MLK walkedð¶ðŸð¶ðŸ so I could runððŸObama ranðºðžððŸððŸððŸ so I could flyððœðŠ
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Now that we got our yearly ð FUCK ððŒfrom good ole Saint DICK ð
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2ïžâ£0ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ was a LONGG ðð and HARD ðâð»ð« year.... we laughedððððŒ We cried ð¢ðð We coughed ðŠð€ð€§ we fucked GOODðð» dickð and ðµðµBAD ð dick, ð« BUTT ð now letâs ððCelebrate ðð and watch that ðŠðBIG ð
BALL ðððŒ Drop ðð on us! ðð So spread ððœ those ððœ legs ððœ and count down â¬ïž from ð until your man ðªðŸ pops ð his CORK ðŸðŸ into that thirsty ð
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