๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
thirsty ๐
hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days ๐๐๐
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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Heaven is the highest you can get
It's 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ today ๐ณ๐ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ฟ๐๐ด๐๐ฌ I'm smoking ๐จ๐ the Bible ๐๐๐๐ because heaven โฌ๏ธ๐๐๐ is the highest you can get ๐๐ค
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Boomer anthem
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Please๐ณ rise ๐ for the ๐คจ national ๐ anthem ๐ถ of boomers ๐คช
๐บ๐บ๐บ
Video Games ๐ฎ cause violence ๐ก๐๐ผ,
Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐
I hate ๐ my wife ๐ฐ
Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐ฅ please ๐ค
Funny ๐คฃ Facebook ๐ minion ๐คญ memes ๐คช
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!