[Copypasta] ๐Ÿ‘…HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐Ÿ†

๐Ÿ‘ฏhey SlutS! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’… Now that we got our yearly ๐ŸŽ FUCK ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ itโ€™s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘… 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ was a LONGG ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and HARD ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ซ year.... we laughed๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ We cried ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Ž We coughed ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง we fucked GOOD๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป dick๐Ÿ† and ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตBAD ๐Ÿ˜” dick, ๐Ÿ˜ซ BUTT ๐Ÿ‘ now letโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Celebrate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ‰ and watch that ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†BIG ๐Ÿ‘… BALL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Drop ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ on us! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ So spread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ those ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ legs ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ and count down โฌ‡๏ธ from ๐Ÿ”Ÿ until your man ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ pops ๐ŸŽ‰ his CORK ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ into that thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…thirsty ๐Ÿ‘… hole! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ COCK-BEGGING โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ for the next 3๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ days ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
August 2021

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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yuh ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘€ Uh ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ค Skrrrt ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ˜ก skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐ŸŽจ from me (x32) instrumental ๐ŸŽบ break ๐Ÿ’” I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒš people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ‘€โ“โ‰ skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ from me (x32)
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Halloween Mercy

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜Guys๐Ÿ˜, Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ˜ฒshaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. Iโ€™m fucking๐Ÿ˜ฒ shaking๐Ÿ˜ฒ. I never wanted to ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘breed ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œwith anyone more than I want to with ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ปHalloween ๐Ÿ‘ปโœ๏ธMercy.โœ๏ธ๐ŸŽƒ๏ธ That ๐Ÿ’ฏperfect,๐Ÿ’ฏ โณcurvy โณ๐Ÿ˜body.๐Ÿ˜ Those ๐Ÿ˜bountiful๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿˆbreasts๐Ÿˆ. The ๐Ÿ‘ชchild ๐Ÿ‘ชbearing๐Ÿ˜ hips๐Ÿ˜ of a ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’literal goddess๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ. It honestly fucking ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณhurts๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ knowing that Iโ€™ll neverโค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹mate โค๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’‹with her, โฌ†passโฌ† my ๐Ÿ‘–genes๐Ÿ‘– through her, and have her ๐Ÿ‘‘birth๐Ÿ‘‘ a set of ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ’ฏperfect offspring.๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘ช Iโ€™d do fucking๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ ANYTHING ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Here ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMS ๐Ÿ’ฆ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ here ๐Ÿ’ฆCUMS๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta Claus,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ right down ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝslutty girl lane!๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿฝ โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐ŸšซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โŒ๐ŸšซโŒ๐Ÿšซ Is your ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป not giving you enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies?!๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Hold up,๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ ho! It's ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธSEASON!โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆโ„๏ธ Pushโœ‹๐Ÿฝโœ‹๐Ÿฝ that ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปdaddy๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸฝNEW๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ father in ๐ŸกYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐Ÿก ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ the ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘KING๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘ of ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ That's right,๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ he's been making ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝlittle๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ squishy for 6๏ธโƒฃ CENTURIES. Don't โŽโŽ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ˆNAUGHTIEST๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆgirls โ˜๏ธsquishyโ˜๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐Ÿ˜ผnastiest๐Ÿ˜ผ ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝgirls๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ you know and shareโ—๏ธThoseโ—๏ธCummiesโ—๏ธGet 0๏ธโƒฃ back and you're a basic ๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘coal-slinging bitch.๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ‘ Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you get ๐Ÿ‘…eaten๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿชcookies๐Ÿชand ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆslurped๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… like ๐Ÿผmilk!๐Ÿผ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back and ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸฝSanta's๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ big ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†COCK๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† will growโซโซ 3๏ธโƒฃ sizes inside of you!๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ†yummy ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿญ๐Ÿผnummy ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธsquishy๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฆโ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’งcummies๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’ง until next โฉ๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒChristmas!๐ŸŒจโ˜ƒ
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HEY ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฉ there comrade ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ชcummy! the ๐Ÿ‘น supreme ๐Ÿ† cock๐Ÿ› has ๐Ÿ—ณvoted to strike ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธโŒ›๏ธdown the ๐ŸŒˆ sexy ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿปroe v. wade decision ๐Ÿ˜according ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿปto a opinion ๐Ÿ–Šwrittenโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ธ by daddy ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ˆ sammy ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ aLITo. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’จ the opinion is a ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒ FULL THROATED ๐Ÿ“ฒโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅGIRTHY ๐Ÿ† contraDICKtion ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ of the 1973 ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘Ždecision that ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ guaranteed federal ๐Ÿ˜ค cocks-titutuinal ๐Ÿ˜ณ protection ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’„of abortion rights!!! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซกeveryone who ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฆ woke remember ๐Ÿ™‹โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค” to fund ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿฅต planned parenthood and ๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ‘ผ donate to ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค‘abortion funds! get yo ๐Ÿ“ธuturuses ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘ turnt you ๐Ÿ’ƒwhore! ๐ŸŒญevery whore knows ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿผthat everyone ๐Ÿ”œshould have ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿฅaccess to safe ๐Ÿ™ ๐ŸŒŽabortions โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜ if they choose ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘€ to have one. ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘นsend to ten ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™of your closest ๐Ÿšฑ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธWHORES to secure abortion ๐Ÿ“ซ๐Ÿคrights in ameriCUM ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธif you get five โœ‹ back abortion ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’‹rights will be codified ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš–๏ธ๐Ÿคคin law ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ‘ 
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

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