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Now that we got our yearly π FUCK ππΌfrom good ole Saint DICK π
πΎ itβs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!ππΎπ
2οΈβ£0οΈβ£2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ was a LONGG ππ and HARD πβπ»π« year.... we laughedππππΌ We cried π’ππ We coughed π¦π€π€§ we fucked GOODππ» dickπ and π΅π΅BAD π dick, π« BUTT π now letβs ππCelebrate ππ and watch that π¦πBIG π
BALL πππΌ Drop ππ on us! ππ So spread ππ½ those ππ½ legs ππ½ and count down β¬οΈ from π until your man πͺπΎ pops π his CORK πΎπΎ into that thirsty π
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hole! π₯°π₯° Send this to 2οΈβ£1οΈβ£ COCK-BEGGING βπ»π WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ππ± for the next 3οΈβ£6οΈβ£5οΈβ£ days πππ
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This ππ is money snek
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This ππ is money snek. πππ°π° Upsnek β¬β¬ππ in 7.123 7β£ 1β£2β£3β£ snekonds ππ or you ββ will NEVER ββββ get monies π°π° again Beware!! ββββYouππ don't ββ have much time!!ππ§πππππ You ππ may never ββget monies π°π°ππ°π° again!!
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girlπ§π and my fidget spinners π―π₯ are both drowningππ¦ and I could only save oneπβοΈοΈ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralπ
π»π Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ππ
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! π¨π¨πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈtime to hop onto that founding father dickππππ΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!π©π©π©πππ
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π¦π¦ out here tryna get rammed from behind ππππharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREβοΈβοΈβ°ππgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh βοΈβοΈπ¬wintersπ¬βοΈβοΈ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsπͺπβββbe the monica Lewinsky ππ»to my bill clintonπββοΈ baby and i wont deny i had ππβοΈsexual relationsβοΈππ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsπΈπΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈβπ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESπΈπΌπΊπΈπΊπΈπΈπΌwho will throw the nastiest neckπππ©π©πππ¬π¦ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYππππ¨β€οΈ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightπ±π±π¦π¦ππ©π©π©π©π©πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!ππ ββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... βββββββ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... βββββββββββ] 99% complete..... π«ERROR!π« π―Trueπ― Daddies are irreplaceable πI could never delete you Daddy!π Send this to ten other πͺDaddiesπͺ who give you π¦cummiesπ¦ Or never get called βοΈsquishyβοΈ againββπ¬π¬ββ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you π«π«πΏ 3 back: you're squishyβοΈπ¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπ½πΌπ¦ 10+ back: Daddy
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve
πI CAN'T πΆ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY πMπL πK π π£ EVE!! TONIGHT π WE WILL GATHER πͺ WITH OUR FAMILIESβ€ NOT ONLY TO PRAYπ TO MLK πAND LET HIM KNOWπ¦π¦π¦ WHAT GIFTSπ WE WOULD πLIKE π TO RECEIVEπ ON MLK DAY π BUT TO REMEMBER π THAT MLKβ€ IS THE REAL REASON πΆ FOR π΅THE πΆ SEASONβ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSπ― OR YOUR BROTHERS π AND SISTERSπ WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED π