ð¯hey SlutS! ð¯ð
Now that we got our yearly ð FUCK ððŒfrom good ole Saint DICK ð
ðŸ itâs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!ððŸð
2ïžâ£0ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ was a LONGG ðð and HARD ðâð»ð« year.... we laughedððððŒ We cried ð¢ðð We coughed ðŠð€ð€§ we fucked GOODðð» dickð and ðµðµBAD ð dick, ð« BUTT ð now letâs ððCelebrate ðð and watch that ðŠðBIG ð
BALL ðððŒ Drop ðð on us! ðð So spread ððœ those ððœ legs ððœ and count down â¬ïž from ð until your man ðªðŸ pops ð his CORK ðŸðŸ into that thirsty ð
thirsty ð
hole! ð¥°ð¥° Send this to 2ïžâ£1ïžâ£ COCK-BEGGING âð»ð WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ðð± for the next 3ïžâ£6ïžâ£5ïžâ£ days ððð
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ððOMG ð youâre so FUNNY ð€£ ð€£ so quirky ðð ð€ª so different ð€©absolute crackhead energy ð€ªð€ª comedic geniusð§ ð I literally canât â breathe ð iâm crying dude ðð that was so hilarious ð u really got the whole squad laughing ðšâð©âð§âðŠðð©âð©âðŠâðŠððšâðšâð§âðŠ high IQ comedy ð§ ð§ howâd you come up with that ð§ð really original work ð never seen ð or heard ð anything like that before ð ð ð great ð job ðð keep up the funnies ðð€£ð i love you ð ð youâre my inspiration ð€©ð€©ð€© if only i were as funny ð or smart ð€ or cool ð as you ð but its whatever Iâll continue to watch ððð your content ð¥ð€³ because it âNEVER EVERâ fails to make me laugh ðð thank you ð for existing ð and doing what you do â€ïžâ€ïž
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ðHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGðŠ
âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece
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The ðºð»default danceðºð» is truly a ðmasterpiece. Neverâin all of historyðððððhas such an artistic masterpieceð ever been created. The choreographyðð» is possibly the most beautifulð sightð ever beheld by the humanðð»ââïž eyeð. The sharp ðªsound of the SLAPð when the playerâs handsð collide perfectly ð¯ with the beat of the song ðµ sends a bone chillingâ ïž shiver down my spine, every single time ðI hear itðð». I find my self watching ðmy in-game ð®avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ðð»for hoursð§ on end.
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ðare in and our gurl ðð» sanders is out ð³ïžâð. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ðŠðŠ to DOMINATEð€Œââïž our HEAD of state ð and his bitchðð»ââïž mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ððŽ and is ready to touch ðð€«ð the hearts ðof all Americans ðºðž. Cum erection day ð³ y'all sluts better fill that hole ðð»ð next to biden and relaseâ America's aching ð€€throbbing ð® desire for green ð€ð€energy, a ban ðon those naughty big black gunsðªðŸ, and more money to payðµð°ðž those slutty nurses ð©ââïžðââïž to make us all feel better ðð¥Ž. Cum ðŠ hoevember help the needy ð
ð§ð»ââïž by supporting big daddy Biden ðšð»âðŠ³and naughty Nancyðââïžð and give dirty Donald ð©, bitch McConnell ð¢, and those filthy ð·ð reSUBlicansð blue ballsðµ. Send to ð of your most deviant ðdemocrats. If you get 5ïžâ£back ur a Biden bitch ð
ð»ðµ. if u get ð u will spend a hot ð¥ Decemberâïžnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ðð college ð.)