ð¯hey SlutS! ð¯ð
Now that we got our yearly ð FUCK ððŒfrom good ole Saint DICK ð
ðŸ itâs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!ððŸð
2ïžâ£0ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ was a LONGG ðð and HARD ðâð»ð« year.... we laughedððððŒ We cried ð¢ðð We coughed ðŠð€ð€§ we fucked GOODðð» dickð and ðµðµBAD ð dick, ð« BUTT ð now letâs ððCelebrate ðð and watch that ðŠðBIG ð
BALL ðððŒ Drop ðð on us! ðð So spread ððœ those ððœ legs ððœ and count down â¬ïž from ð until your man ðªðŸ pops ð his CORK ðŸðŸ into that thirsty ð
thirsty ð
hole! ð¥°ð¥° Send this to 2ïžâ£1ïžâ£ COCK-BEGGING âð»ð WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ðð± for the next 3ïžâ£6ïžâ£5ïžâ£ days ððð
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yang gang for life
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If my girl ð© and yang ð€ both drowning ð± and I can only save one ð¢ catch me with my 1000 extra a month ð€ð€ because it's yang gang for life ð€ððð
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ðHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGðŠ
âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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Happy Thanksgiving emoji
Happy ðŠ Thanksgiving ðŠ! Guess what ð¯âitâs that time â° of year ð to gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ up â¬ïž those dicks ð chicks ð¥ and bicks ð€š (big dicks) ðð«ð«ð«ð« I bet ð youâre all ð€ð€ð€ HORNY-copia ðœ ð¥ð¥ð¶ðâïžððð for SKANKS-giving ð€ªðð€€ð€€ððð youâll be saying ð¬ thanks ð for giving me all ð« this ð« COCK ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ send this to ð of your thiccest sluts with those hot 𥵠hot ð¥ tasty ð€€ð peach pies 𥧠ð ðð if you know 
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
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my brother is the best cook
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myðœ brother ð± is the bestð¥cook ð§âð³because ð£with 2ïžâ£ eggsð¥ð¥1ïžâ£sausageðand a cupð¥of milkðŒheð±can fillâ¬ïžmyð©tummyð€°for9ïžâ£ð£monthsð
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
eatenð
like ðªcookiesðªand ð
ðŠslurpedðŠð
like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ