[Copypasta] 👅HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS 🍆

👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏌from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏟 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍟👅 2⃣0⃣2⃣0⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏌 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💊🀒🀧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💊🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏌 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏜 those 👐🏜 legs 👐🏜 and count down ⬇ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏟 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍟🍟 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2⃣1⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3⃣6⃣5⃣ days 😍😍😍
August 2021

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twitchquotes: I got the horses🐎 in the back🔙 😌 Horse🐎 tack is attached👌 Hat 🀠is matte black👚🏿 Got the boots👢 that’s black👶🏿 to match🀝 Ridin’ on a horse🐎, ha🀣 You👚🏿🌟 can whip 😜👊your Porsche🚗 I been in the ⛰valley⛰👉👌 You ain’t 🙅♂been up👆 off the porch🏠😎, now Can’t nobody tell🗣 me🀠 nothin’❌
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‌‌HOLY FUCKING 🖕👊 SHIT‌‌‌‌ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 👩💞 AMONG 💰 US 🇺🇞 REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 😱! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 AMONG 💑👚‍❀‍👚👩‍❀‍👩 US 👚 IS THE BEST 👌💯 FUCKING 💊🍆👀 GAME 🎮 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RED 🔎 IS SO SUSSSSS 🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 COME 💊🏃🏃‍♀ TO MEDBAY AND WATCH 👀 ME SCAN 👀 🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥🏥 🏥🏥🏥🏥 WHY 😡🀔 IS NO ⚠🚫 ONE 1⃣ FIXING 👟 O2 🅟 🀬😡🀬😡🀬😡🀬🀬😡🀬🀬😡 OH 🙀 YOUR 👉 CREWMATE? NAME 📛 EVERY 💯 TASK 📋 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Where Any sus!❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! Any sus!❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈 Where!❓ Where! ❓ Where!Any sus❓ ❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus 🌈🏳‍🌈! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ Any sus 💊! ❓ ❓ Where!❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where!Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ Any sus!❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Where! ❓ Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ I 👥 think 🀔 it was purple!👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀It wasnt me I 👁 was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🀣😂🀣😂🀣😂😂😂🀣🀣🀣😂😂😂
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden

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Happy 🊃 Thanksgiving 🊃! Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 up ⬆ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🀚 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😀😀😀 HORNY-copia 🌜 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🀪😔🀀🀀😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🀀😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🀔 what I mean ☺😘😋 if you get 1⃣ back 🙄🀬😡 then you and that slut 🀀🀀🀀😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3⃣ back 😈🀑 you’re going to get your turkey 🊃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🀀🥵 if you get 7⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🊹‍♀ of American 🇺🇞 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1⃣0⃣ back 🀯😱🀯😱🀯😱🀯 you’ll be feasting 🀀😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚌💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🊃🊃🊃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡ atone 🀣for the sins ✝ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏌‍❀‍💋‍👚🏌🀰🏌🀱🏌👩‍👧🀪🀪🀪🀪🀪
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twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTS‌😀🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏌‍♀BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‌ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😀💪🏌TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻
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