[Copypasta] joe biden said he was the impostor

I πŸ‘ met joe biden at πŸ‘ΈπŸ’¦ 3 πŸŽ†πŸ•‘ am πŸ‘ he said πŸ’¬πŸ–• he was the πŸ„πŸ€› impostor guys β™‚ should πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘« i πŸ‘† believe 🏻 him πŸ‘¨πŸ˜© im 🏼 soo scared ❌ i dont 😑 know πŸ€”β“ what to πŸ‘πŸšΆ do πŸ‘Œ help πŸ’ me πŸ’‹ out. πŸ€”
July 2021

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πŸŽ„πŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESπŸŽ„πŸŽ„!!

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESπŸŽ„πŸŽ„!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas πŸ‘…πŸ’¦Santa’s about to slide πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸ˜‰ down your hot πŸ”₯ hot πŸ”₯chimney tonight. So lick πŸ’¦πŸ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshopπŸ†πŸ†! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸŽ…πŸΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πŸͺ cookie πŸͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπŸ‘„! πŸ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candyπŸ‘ŠπŸΌCOCK=DπŸ’¦?? Send this to πŸ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elvesπŸ’πŸΌπŸ’πŸΎ If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this yearπŸ†πŸ’¦! If you get πŸ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlateβ˜•οΈπŸ’¦πŸ˜­ If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas πŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πŸŽ„CUMMIES πŸ’πŸ’ HAVE A SLUTTY πŸ’¦πŸ†πŸ‘…DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸŽ…πŸΏπŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸΌ
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹ β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Daddies are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Daddy!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺDaddiesπŸ‘ͺ who give you πŸ’¦cummiesπŸ’¦ Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‘Ώ 3 back: you're squishyβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπŸ˜½πŸ‘ΌπŸ’¦ 10+ back: Daddy
August 2021

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VEGAN MAN

twitchquotes: VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the spam that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the top of the 🌎deck is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 VEGAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a Romanian man πŸ‘³ fueled by the banned πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ salt in the spam πŸ’―
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If Harambe and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If harambe πŸ’ and my girl πŸ‘§ 😍 both drowning 😱 πŸ‘‹ and I can only save one 😀 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral πŸ˜” πŸ‘» 🌹 with my dick out 😏 πŸ’― 😎 πŸ†
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twitchquotes: If my girl πŸ‘© and yang πŸ€“ both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😒 catch me with my 1000 extra a month πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ because it's yang gang for life πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜Œ
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