[Copypasta] joe biden said he was the impostor

I ๐Ÿ‘ met joe biden at ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 3 ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ•‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ he said ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ–• he was the ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿค› impostor guys โ™‚ should ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ซ i ๐Ÿ‘† believe ๐Ÿป him ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ im ๐Ÿผ soo scared โŒ i dont ๐Ÿ˜ก know ๐Ÿค”โ“ what to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšถ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ help ๐Ÿ’ me ๐Ÿ’‹ out. ๐Ÿค”
July 2021

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๐Ÿ‘…HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐Ÿ†

๐Ÿ‘ฏhey SlutS! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’… Now that we got our yearly ๐ŸŽ FUCK ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ itโ€™s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘… 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ was a LONGG ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and HARD ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ซ year.... we laughed๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ We cried ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Ž We coughed ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง we fucked GOOD๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป dick๐Ÿ† and ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตBAD ๐Ÿ˜” dick, ๐Ÿ˜ซ BUTT ๐Ÿ‘ now letโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Celebrate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ‰ and watch that ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†BIG ๐Ÿ‘… BALL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Drop ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ on us! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ So spread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ those ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ legs ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ and count down โฌ‡๏ธ from ๐Ÿ”Ÿ until your man ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ pops ๐ŸŽ‰ his CORK ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ into that thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…thirsty ๐Ÿ‘… hole! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ COCK-BEGGING โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ for the next 3๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ days ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
August 2021

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Only three more COVID variants until Sigma

MASKS UP๐Ÿ˜ท AND TITS OUT๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ŒONLY THREE MORE COVID๐Ÿฆ VARIANTS๐ŸคคUNTIL SIGMA ฮฃฮฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ You know what that means you ๐Ÿ…ฑOOSTED๐Ÿ’‰SLUTS๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€ Itโ€™s time to get on that COVID Grindsetโ„ข before you get ๐Ÿคฏinfected๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†by the SUPERIOR๐Ÿ˜คvariantโ€ผโ€ผ The sixth 6๏ธโƒฃwave๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹ is CUMMING๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ…ฑeta males at the bottom๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘‡of the corona๐Ÿบsexual๐Ÿฅต hierarchy ๐Ÿ† should โ˜ prepare to get FUCKED๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†this timeโŒ› by the extra๐Ÿ‘Œlarge๐Ÿคชspike๐Ÿ‘†protein mutationโ˜ข๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ซ Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ of your most IMMUNOโ›”COMPROMISED๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ friends๐Ÿ’ฉotherwise๐Ÿ˜ณthere will be๐Ÿ’€ another VERY long๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ†LOCK๐Ÿ”DOWN๐Ÿ™ˆโ€ผโ€ผ
December 2021

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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

Youโ€™ve ๐Ÿ“ก๐Ÿ‘จ seen ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ค๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป Miku on ๐Ÿ”› stage, 4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ’– but ๐Ÿ˜  what ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ about ๐Ÿฅด your ๐Ÿ‘‰ wrist? โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ Wrist โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ World ๐ŸŒ is an AR game ๐ŸŽฏ using ๐Ÿ˜ wristbands, now ๐Ÿซ‚ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even โœ‹ save ๐ŸฆŽ the world! ๐ŸŒ Do ๐Ÿ‘€ You ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Wrist โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ World? ๐ŸŒŽ wrist โŒš๐Ÿ’ฏ world ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ
June 2021

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October 2021

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