[Copypasta] joe biden said he was the impostor

I πŸ‘ met joe biden at πŸ‘ΈπŸ’¦ 3 πŸŽ†πŸ•‘ am πŸ‘ he said πŸ’¬πŸ–• he was the πŸ„πŸ€› impostor guys β™‚ should πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘« i πŸ‘† believe 🏻 him πŸ‘¨πŸ˜© im 🏼 soo scared ❌ i dont 😑 know πŸ€”β“ what to πŸ‘πŸšΆ do πŸ‘Œ help πŸ’ me πŸ’‹ out. πŸ€”
July 2021

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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE πŸ’¦ THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT πŸ’­ IT WAS DROWNED πŸŒŠπŸ‘» ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE πŸ‘‰ IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING πŸ† BUTTHOLE πŸ‘β­• WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️
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August 2019

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Old town road

twitchquotes: I got the horses🐴 in the backπŸ”™ 😌 Horse🐴 tack is attachedπŸ‘Œ Hat 🀠is matte blackπŸ‘¨πŸΏ Got the bootsπŸ‘’ that’s blackπŸ‘ΆπŸΏ to match🀝 Ridin’ on a horse🐴, ha🀣 YouπŸ‘¨πŸΏπŸŒΎ can whip πŸ˜œπŸ‘Šyour PorscheπŸš— I been in the ⛰️valleyβ›°οΈπŸ‘‰πŸ‘Œ You ain’t πŸ™…β™‚οΈbeen upπŸ‘† off the porch🏠😴, now Can’t nobody tellπŸ—£οΈ me🀠 nothinβ€™βŒ
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June 2019

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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈBODYπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ is a πŸš‚πŒπ€π‚π‡πˆππ„πŸš‚ that turns πŸ„π’Ήπ’Άπ’Ύπ“‡π“Ž π“…π“‡π‘œπ’Ήπ“Šπ’Έπ“‰π“ˆπŸ₯› into ➑ πŸ”₯β“ˆβ“…β’Ύβ’Έβ“ŽπŸ”₯ πŸ³π“π’Ύπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’ΉπŸ’¦ πŸ’©πŸ’©π”»π•€π”Έβ„β„β„π”Όπ”ΈπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
March 2021

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Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys πŸ† I πŸ† Was πŸ† On πŸ† Pornhub πŸ† And πŸ† I πŸ† Clicked πŸ† On πŸ† A πŸ† Link πŸ† That πŸ† Said πŸ† Local πŸ† Milfs πŸ† In πŸ† My πŸ† Area πŸ† And πŸ† Now πŸ† Eggplants πŸ† Appear πŸ† After πŸ† Every πŸ† Word πŸ† . πŸ† What πŸ† Do πŸ† I πŸ† Do πŸ†? πŸ†
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August 2019

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Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ today 😳😱but I'm not smoking weed 🌿🍁😴😏🚬 I'm smoking πŸ’¨πŸ˜œ the Bible πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‹πŸ™πŸ“• because heaven β¬†οΈπŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ˜‚ is the highest you can get πŸ™ŒπŸ˜€
April 2021

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