[Copypasta] joe biden said he was the impostor

I ๐Ÿ‘ met joe biden at ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 3 ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ•‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ he said ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ–• he was the ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿค› impostor guys โ™‚ should ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ซ i ๐Ÿ‘† believe ๐Ÿป him ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ im ๐Ÿผ soo scared โŒ i dont ๐Ÿ˜ก know ๐Ÿค”โ“ what to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšถ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ help ๐Ÿ’ me ๐Ÿ’‹ out. ๐Ÿค”
July 2021

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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

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Only three more COVID variants until Sigma

MASKS UP๐Ÿ˜ท AND TITS OUT๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ŒONLY THREE MORE COVID๐Ÿฆ VARIANTS๐ŸคคUNTIL SIGMA ฮฃฮฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ You know what that means you ๐Ÿ…ฑOOSTED๐Ÿ’‰SLUTS๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€ Itโ€™s time to get on that COVID Grindsetโ„ข before you get ๐Ÿคฏinfected๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†by the SUPERIOR๐Ÿ˜คvariantโ€ผโ€ผ The sixth 6๏ธโƒฃwave๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹ is CUMMING๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ…ฑeta males at the bottom๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘‡of the corona๐Ÿบsexual๐Ÿฅต hierarchy ๐Ÿ† should โ˜ prepare to get FUCKED๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†this timeโŒ› by the extra๐Ÿ‘Œlarge๐Ÿคชspike๐Ÿ‘†protein mutationโ˜ข๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ซ Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ of your most IMMUNOโ›”COMPROMISED๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ friends๐Ÿ’ฉotherwise๐Ÿ˜ณthere will be๐Ÿ’€ another VERY long๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ†LOCK๐Ÿ”DOWN๐Ÿ™ˆโ€ผโ€ผ
December 2021

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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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August 2019

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heart been broke

heart ๐Ÿ’” been broke ๐Ÿ“‰ so many times โฐ i donโ€™t know ๐Ÿค” what to believe ๐Ÿ’ฏ mama ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ said ๐Ÿ—ฃ itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿ˜ข itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐Ÿ’ช i think itโ€™s best ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ŸงŠ
July 2020

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