[Copypasta] joe biden said he was the impostor

I πŸ‘ met joe biden at πŸ‘ΈπŸ’¦ 3 πŸŽ†πŸ•‘ am πŸ‘ he said πŸ’¬πŸ–• he was the πŸ„πŸ€› impostor guys β™‚ should πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘« i πŸ‘† believe 🏻 him πŸ‘¨πŸ˜© im 🏼 soo scared ❌ i dont 😑 know πŸ€”β“ what to πŸ‘πŸšΆ do πŸ‘Œ help πŸ’ me πŸ’‹ out. πŸ€”
July 2021

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If Harambe and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If harambe πŸ’ and my girl πŸ‘§ 😍 both drowning 😱 πŸ‘‹ and I can only save one 😀 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral πŸ˜” πŸ‘» 🌹 with my dick out 😏 πŸ’― 😎 πŸ†
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August 2016

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Aye πŸ˜‚ Yuh πŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ‘€ Uh πŸ˜”πŸ˜€ Skrrrt πŸ’¨πŸ€” I πŸ‘ hate 😑 people πŸ‘« who have a different 😑 skin πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘‘ color 🎨 from me (x32) instrumental 🎺 break πŸ’” I πŸ‘πŸ‘€ hate 😑🌚 people πŸ‘« who have a different πŸ‘€β“β‰ skin πŸ’…πŸ»πŸ‘‘ color πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ from me (x32)
June 2021

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RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta

Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚢🏾 MLK walked🚢🏾🚢🏾 so I could runπŸƒπŸΎObama ranπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎ so I could flyπŸ™πŸ½πŸ¦…πŸ¦… HughπŸ‘΄πŸ» diedπŸ’€β˜ οΈ so I could nutπŸ˜«πŸ‡πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ #RIP
January 2024

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πŸŽ„πŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESπŸŽ„πŸŽ„!!

πŸŽ„πŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESπŸŽ„πŸŽ„!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas πŸ‘…πŸ’¦Santa’s about to slide πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸ˜‰ down your hot πŸ”₯ hot πŸ”₯chimney tonight. So lick πŸ’¦πŸ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshopπŸ†πŸ†! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸŽ…πŸΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πŸͺ cookie πŸͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπŸ‘„! πŸ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candyπŸ‘ŠπŸΌCOCK=DπŸ’¦?? Send this to πŸ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elvesπŸ’πŸΌπŸ’πŸΎ If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this yearπŸ†πŸ’¦! If you get πŸ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlateβ˜•οΈπŸ’¦πŸ˜­ If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas πŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πŸŽ„CUMMIES πŸ’πŸ’ HAVE A SLUTTY πŸ’¦πŸ†πŸ‘…DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸŽ…πŸΏπŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸΌ
April 2022

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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜€πŸŒžSIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVERπŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈBECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ LOOKS LIKE THE πŸ—TURKEYπŸ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHTπŸŒšβ€ΌοΈ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»FOR A DRY SPELL β˜€οΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπŸ•‘ FOR THE BOYS 😀πŸ’ͺ🏼TO FOCUS πŸ‘€ ON THEMSELVES πŸ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ† SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBERπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
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September 2020

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