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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v4
Itβs CincHOEπ de mayHOEππbut all I want ππ» is cincoποΈ5οΈβ£ DICKS π―ππ¦ in my May-OUTH π©π
π¦ Today the SEXicans ππ²π½ beat the French ππ«π· at the Battle of Puebla π«β and now youβre gonna get your piΓ±ata beat ππ© Time to sink this Mexicanπ²π½ dickπ into that dirtyπ³ chihuahua pussyπΆ butβοΈONLYβοΈ if you send π² this to 5οΈβ£ amigos π¬ youβd cross borders β‘οΈ for ππ»π― Get 5οΈβ£ back π and youβll find the Juan for you tonight β€οΈβΊοΈπ
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President's Day Emoji Pasta PresiDICK's Day
Happy PresiDICKβS πππ½ DAYβΌοΈ Time β°β° to honor the DADDIES π¬π¬ of our nation πΊπΈπΊπΈ George SLUTsington π―π―, Benjamin SPANKlinππ, John HanCOCK ππ½π¦π¦π¦ These POUNDING π¨β fathers ERECTED β¬οΈβ¬οΈ their π»πCUNTstitutional dongs ππfor LADY LIBERTY π½π
π Raise that ASS π to π¦π¦ Abraham LinCUM π¦π¦, π² WOODrow Wilson ππ²π, Bill CLIT-on ππ, and the CUMmander in chief, π¦ππBarCOCK Obama π¦ππ Donβt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ππ© DICKlared war π«π£ on those CUMMIES π¦ππ Share in βοΈ SUCKonds or you wonβt be pounding π¨that presidential PUSSY ππ Get 5οΈβ£ back and ur a White House HOE π Get π back and ur the SUCKretary of state πππΊπΈ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan π©π©π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ HAPPY JIZZIDENTβS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS πππ
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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea
My π€ΈββοΈBODYποΈββοΈ is a πππππππππ that turns ππΉπΆπΎππ π
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βΎβΈβπ₯ π³ππΎπππΎπΉπ¦ π©π©π»ππΈβββπΌπΈπͺπͺ
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve
πI CAN'T πΆ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY πMπL πK π π£ EVE!! TONIGHT π WE WILL GATHER πͺ WITH OUR FAMILIESβ€ NOT ONLY TO PRAYπ TO MLK πAND LET HIM KNOWπ¦π¦π¦ WHAT GIFTSπ WE WOULD πLIKE π TO RECEIVEπ ON MLK DAY π BUT TO REMEMBER π THAT MLKβ€ IS THE REAL REASON πΆ FOR π΅THE πΆ SEASONβ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSπ― OR YOUR BROTHERS π AND SISTERSπ WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED π
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?
Youβve π‘π¨ seen ππ€π
π» Miku on π stage, 4οΈβ£π but π what ππΌ about π₯΄ your 
wrist? βπ― Wrist βπ― World π is an AR game π― using π wristbands, now π« featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even β save π¦ the world! π Do π You ππ¦ Wrist βπ― World? π wrist βπ― world πππ
wrist? βπ― Wrist βπ― World π is an AR game π― using π wristbands, now π« featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even β save π¦ the world! π Do π You ππ¦ Wrist βπ― World? π wrist βπ― world πππ