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If harambe π and my girl π§ π both drowning π± π and I can only save one π€ π¬ Catch me at my girl funeral π π» πΉ with my dick out π π― π π
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Here π¦ CUMS π¦ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
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π½ right down π©π½πΈπ½slutty girl lane!π©π½πΈπ½ βπ«βπ«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!βπ«βπ« Is your π¨π»π¨π»daddyπ¨π»π¨π» not giving you enough π¦π¦π¦cummies?!π¦π¦π¦ Hold up,π
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π½Father CHRISTMAS,π
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π½ the ππKINGππ of π¦cummies!π¦ That's right,ππΌ he's been making π§π½littleπ§π½ π§π½girlsπ§π½ squishy for 6οΈβ£ CENTURIES. Don't ββ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the π¦π«π«πNAUGHTIESTππ«π«π¦girls βοΈsquishyβοΈ! So send this to all the πΌnastiestπΌ π§π½girlsπ§π½ you know and shareβοΈThoseβοΈCummiesβοΈGet 0οΈβ£ back and you're a basic ππcoal-slinging bitch.ππ Get 5οΈβ£ back and you get π
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π½ big ππCOCKππ will growβ«β« 3οΈβ£ sizes inside of you!π«π© Get 1οΈβ£5οΈβ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get πππyummy πππΌnummy πΌπ¦βοΈsquishyπΌπ¦βοΈ π§π§cummiesπ§π§ until next β©π¨βChristmas!π¨β
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have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ππΏ ever π had a dreams π΄π- thats β- that you ππ»π€ uhm π€ you π had you π- you π could- you π do what you 
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π»BOO! Srry did I scare you?
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π»π»π»BOO! Srry did I scare you???πππ it's October ππ»ππ½ππ you know what that means ππ SLUT-O-WEEN π― send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches ππ if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the blockππ―π₯ππ»
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ππOMG π youβre so FUNNY π€£ π€£ so quirky ππ π€ͺ so different π€©absolute crackhead energy π€ͺπ€ͺ comedic geniusπ§ π I literally canβt β breathe π iβm crying dude ππ that was so hilarious π u really got the whole squad laughing π¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦ππ©βπ©βπ¦βπ¦ππ¨βπ¨βπ§βπ¦ high IQ comedy π§ π§ howβd you come up with that π§π really original work π never seen π or heard π anything like that before π π π great π job ππ keep up the funnies ππ€£π i love you π π youβre my inspiration π€©π€©π€© if only i were as funny π or smart π€ or cool π as you π but its whatever Iβll continue to watch πππ your content π₯π€³ because it βNEVER EVERβ fails to make me laugh ππ thank you π for existing π and doing what you do β€οΈβ€οΈ
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girlπ§π and my fidget spinners π―π₯ are both drowningππ¦ and I could only save oneπβοΈοΈ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralπ
π»π Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ππ
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