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[Copypasta]If Harambe and my girl both drowning
twitchquotes:If harambe ๐ and my girl ๐ง ๐ both drowning ๐ฑ ๐ and I can only save one ๐ค ๐ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐ ๐ป ๐น with my dick out ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐
If harambe ๐ and my girl ๐ง ๐ both drowning ๐ฑ ๐ and I can only save one ๐ค ๐ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐ ๐ป ๐น with my dick out ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ eaten๐ like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐ ๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐ like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐ ๐ฝSanta's๐ ๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ eaten๐ like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐ ๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐ like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐ ๐ฝSanta's๐ ๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
A fine capitalist girl
twitchquotes:I may beโ a communist ๐ฉโโญ๏ธ but if i see๐ a fine ๐ฏ๐๐ฉ capitalist ๐ฐ๐บ๐ธ girl ๐ฑโโ๏ธ you bet๐ค๐ imma be tryna seize ๐ the means of dat booty ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฏ
I may beโ a communist ๐ฉโโญ๏ธ but if i see๐ a fine ๐ฏ๐๐ฉ capitalist ๐ฐ๐บ๐ธ girl ๐ฑโโ๏ธ you bet๐ค๐ imma be tryna seize ๐ the means of dat booty ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฏ
Gulugulu in your stomach
twitchquotes:Doโ not ๐ฐ eat ๐ fish ๐ after ๐ถ u ๐ฏ drink water ๐บ bc ๐ฐ it can ๐ป swim in ๐ ur stomach ๐ฎ and u will ๐ฒ feel ๐ gulugulu in ur stomach ๐๐ณ๐ผ
Doโ not ๐ฐ eat ๐ fish ๐ after ๐ถ u ๐ฏ drink water ๐บ bc ๐ฐ it can ๐ป swim in ๐ ur stomach ๐ฎ and u will ๐ฒ feel ๐ gulugulu in ur stomach ๐๐ณ๐ผ
my brother is the best cook
twitchquotes:my๐ฝ brother ๐ฑ is the best๐ฅcook ๐งโ๐ณbecause ๐ฃwith 2๏ธโฃ eggs๐ฅ๐ฅ1๏ธโฃsausage๐ญand a cup๐ฅof milk๐ผhe๐ฑcan fillโฌ๏ธmy๐ฉtummy๐คฐfor9๏ธโฃ๐ฃmonths๐ ๐ฅฐ๐คฉ
my๐ฝ brother ๐ฑ is the best๐ฅcook ๐งโ๐ณbecause ๐ฃwith 2๏ธโฃ eggs๐ฅ๐ฅ1๏ธโฃsausage๐ญand a cup๐ฅof milk๐ผhe๐ฑcan fillโฌ๏ธmy๐ฉtummy๐คฐfor9๏ธโฃ๐ฃmonths๐ ๐ฅฐ๐คฉ
It's COCKtober ๐๐ u know what that means ๐๐ Dick sucking awareness month ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐ send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐ญ๐ that love that dick ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ THOT-O-WEEN ๐is upon us !! If you get this message โ๏ธ you are queen ๐ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โฃ of the ๐ThOtTiEsT๐ thots ๐that you know will get some ๐๐ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐for 6โฃ9โฃ days of bad luck โ ๏ธ ๐ โผ๏ธATTENTION โผ๏ธ๐๐ปALL HALLOWEEN ๐๐ธHOES ๐๐ ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY โ ๏ธYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐GET ๐FISTED๐ BY A ๐SKELETON ๐SHOVE โ๐ญCANDY ๐ฝ๐ฝCORN๐ฌIN YOUR ๐PUSSY ๐ฝAND ๐ DONT ๐ โโ๏ธFORGET ๐ฉ๐TO SUCK SOME ๐DRACULA ๐DICK ๐๐ฆ SO PUT ๐ YOUR ๐๐ COSTUMES AND GO ๐ชDOOR TO DOOR๐ช๐๐ ๐ฆBEGGING FOR THAT ๐GOOD GOOD๐ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃโ ๏ธSPOOKY ๐ป๐SLUTS๐ฎ TO ๐SHOW ๐๐ผTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ซCHOCOLATE๐ซ COVERED๐DICK๐ฝ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐๐๐ ITS COCKTOBER ๐๐๐๐๐ AND IF YOU๐๐ฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐๐ฝ๐ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐ป๐๐ป๐ป๐ ๐ป๐๐ป HOE๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐๐๐ comes to life๐๐ป๐ป๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ฝ coming to harvest ๐๐๐ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐๐ป๐ป ๐ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐๐ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐๐โจ๐ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES