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If harambe π and my girl π§ π both drowning π± π and I can only save one π€ π¬ Catch me at my girl funeral π π» πΉ with my dick out π π― π π
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joe biden said he was the impostor
I π met joe biden at πΈπ¦ 3 ππ am π he said π¬π he was the ππ€ impostor guys β should ππ« i π believe π» him π¨π© im πΌ soo scared β i dont π‘ know π€β what to ππΆ do π help π me π out. 
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New banger (from r/conservativerap)
Aye π
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Skrrrt π¨π€
I π hate π‘ people π« who have a different π‘ skin π
π»π color π¨ from me (x32)
instrumental πΊ break π
I ππ hate π‘π people π« who have a different πββ skin π
π»π color π³οΈβπ from me (x32)
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GIDDY UP SEXMAS
Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss
In Japan π―π΅ , heart surgeon β€οΈπ¨ββοΈ . Number one πβοΈ . Steady handπ³βοΈ. One day, Yakuza boss ππ»need π heartπ. I do operationπͺβοΈ. But, mistakeπ±! Yakuza boss dieπ΅πͺ! Yakuza very madπΏ. I hideπ in fishing boatππ£π»ββοΈ, come to AmericaπππΊπΈ. No englishπ€, no foodπ©, no moneyππ«π². Darryl π¨πΏgive me jobππ¨π»βπΌ. Now I have houseπ‘, American car π , and new woman ππ±π»ββοΈ. Darryl π¨πΏsave lifeβ. My big secretπ: I kill β οΈyakuza boss on purposeπ. I good πsurgeon. The bestππ―!
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i didnt fuck my cat emojified
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iπββοΈdidnβt π« fuck ππ¦my catπΎ. i didnt π«cum ππ¦on my catπΌ . i didntβ put 
my Dick π anywhere πnear my catπ . Ive never βπ
ββοΈdone anything weird βββwith my πββοΈπ»cats. I promisedπ€ myself π€i wasnt going to make π’π’apology πΏ videosπΉ after last yearsπ
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest π with this π
πΌas possible. (1/?)
my Dick π anywhere πnear my catπ . Ive never βπ
ββοΈdone anything weird βββwith my πββοΈπ»cats. I promisedπ€ myself π€i wasnt going to make π’π’apology πΏ videosπΉ after last yearsπ
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest π with this π
πΌas possible. (1/?)
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