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[Copypasta]If Harambe and my girl both drowning
twitchquotes:If harambe ๐ and my girl ๐ง ๐ both drowning ๐ฑ ๐ and I can only save one ๐ค ๐ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐ ๐ป ๐น with my dick out ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐
If harambe ๐ and my girl ๐ง ๐ both drowning ๐ฑ ๐ and I can only save one ๐ค ๐ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐ ๐ป ๐น with my dick out ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐
Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and ur a ๐๐๐ Horny Xmas Ham ๐๐ท๐คช๐ชต๐ฅ๐๐ but if u get 0๏ธโฃ back ๐ต u got a ๐ฅ DRY C๐ พ๏ธAL CUNT ๐ง๐ต๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅฒ๐
Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and ur a ๐๐๐ Horny Xmas Ham ๐๐ท๐คช๐ชต๐ฅ๐๐ but if u get 0๏ธโฃ back ๐ต u got a ๐ฅ DRY C๐ พ๏ธAL CUNT ๐ง๐ต๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฑ๐ฅฒ๐
OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐ ๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
Here ๐ฆ CUMS ๐ฆ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ eaten๐ like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐ ๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐ like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐ ๐ฝSanta's๐ ๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ eaten๐ like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐ ๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐ like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐ ๐ฝSanta's๐ ๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐ ๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐ ๐.
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐ ๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐ ๐.
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