[Copypasta] Ocean Man

twitchquotes: OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand βœ‹ lead me to the land that you understand πŸ™Œ 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip πŸ‘Œ 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man πŸ‘³ imbibed by the sand πŸ‘ Soaking up the πŸ’¦ thirst of the land πŸ’―
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September 2016

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Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚢🏾 MLK walked🚢🏾🚢🏾 so I could runπŸƒπŸΎObama ranπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎ so I could flyπŸ™πŸ½πŸ¦…πŸ¦… HughπŸ‘΄πŸ» diedπŸ’€β˜ οΈ so I could nutπŸ˜«πŸ‡πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ #RIP
January 2024

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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έtime to hop onto that founding father dickπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ out here tryna get rammed from behind πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREβ˜„οΈβ˜„οΈβ›°πŸ”πŸ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh β„οΈβ„οΈπŸŒ¬wintersπŸŒ¬β„οΈβ„οΈ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsπŸŒͺπŸ’‘β“β“β“be the monica Lewinsky πŸ™‹πŸ»to my bill clintonπŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ baby and i wont deny i had πŸ†πŸ†β™‹οΈsexual relationsβ™‹οΈπŸ†πŸ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈβœπŸ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESπŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘ΈπŸΌwho will throw the nastiest neckπŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸŒ¬πŸ’¦ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ’™πŸš¨β€οΈ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightπŸ±πŸ±πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ™ŒπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Time is tickling

Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND πŸ’ŒπŸ“² this 🀳 to TEN (πŸ”Ÿ) FESTIVE FREAKS πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈπŸ•Ί if u get πŸ”Ÿ BACK your a 🀀😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE πŸ˜πŸ§¦πŸŽπŸ’πŸ˜»πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ get 5️⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham πŸ™ˆπŸ·πŸ€ͺπŸͺ΅πŸ”₯πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ but if u get 0️⃣ back 😡 u got a πŸ”₯ DRY CπŸ…ΎοΈAL CUNT πŸ§†πŸŒ΅πŸ˜°πŸ˜­πŸ˜±πŸ₯²πŸ‘
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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈBODYπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ is a πŸš‚πŒπ€π‚π‡πˆππ„πŸš‚ that turns πŸ„π’Ήπ’Άπ’Ύπ“‡π“Ž π“…π“‡π‘œπ’Ήπ“Šπ’Έπ“‰π“ˆπŸ₯› into ➑ πŸ”₯β“ˆβ“…β’Ύβ’Έβ“ŽπŸ”₯ πŸ³π“π’Ύπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’ΉπŸ’¦ πŸ’©πŸ’©π”»π•€π”Έβ„β„β„π”Όπ”ΈπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ
March 2021

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹ β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Daddies are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Daddy!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺDaddiesπŸ‘ͺ who give you πŸ’¦cummiesπŸ’¦ Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‘Ώ 3 back: you're squishyβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπŸ˜½πŸ‘ΌπŸ’¦ 10+ back: Daddy
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