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[Copypasta]RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta
Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฆ Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฆ Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
It's COCKtober ๐๐ u know what that means ๐๐ Dick sucking awareness month ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐ send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐ญ๐ that love that dick ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ THOT-O-WEEN ๐is upon us !! If you get this message โ๏ธ you are queen ๐ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โฃ of the ๐ThOtTiEsT๐ thots ๐that you know will get some ๐๐ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐for 6โฃ9โฃ days of bad luck โ ๏ธ ๐ โผ๏ธATTENTION โผ๏ธ๐๐ปALL HALLOWEEN ๐๐ธHOES ๐๐ ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY โ ๏ธYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐GET ๐FISTED๐ BY A ๐SKELETON ๐SHOVE โ๐ญCANDY ๐ฝ๐ฝCORN๐ฌIN YOUR ๐PUSSY ๐ฝAND ๐ DONT ๐ โโ๏ธFORGET ๐ฉ๐TO SUCK SOME ๐DRACULA ๐DICK ๐๐ฆ SO PUT ๐ YOUR ๐๐ COSTUMES AND GO ๐ชDOOR TO DOOR๐ช๐๐ ๐ฆBEGGING FOR THAT ๐GOOD GOOD๐ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃโ ๏ธSPOOKY ๐ป๐SLUTS๐ฎ TO ๐SHOW ๐๐ผTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ซCHOCOLATE๐ซ COVERED๐DICK๐ฝ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐๐๐ ITS COCKTOBER ๐๐๐๐๐ AND IF YOU๐๐ฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐๐ฝ๐ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐ป๐๐ป๐ป๐ ๐ป๐๐ป HOE๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐๐๐ comes to life๐๐ป๐ป๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ฝ coming to harvest ๐๐๐ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐๐ป๐ป ๐ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐๐ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐๐โจ๐ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
my brother is the best cook
twitchquotes:my๐ฝ brother ๐ฑ is the best๐ฅcook ๐งโ๐ณbecause ๐ฃwith 2๏ธโฃ eggs๐ฅ๐ฅ1๏ธโฃsausage๐ญand a cup๐ฅof milk๐ผhe๐ฑcan fillโฌ๏ธmy๐ฉtummy๐คฐfor9๏ธโฃ๐ฃmonths๐ ๐ฅฐ๐คฉ
my๐ฝ brother ๐ฑ is the best๐ฅcook ๐งโ๐ณbecause ๐ฃwith 2๏ธโฃ eggs๐ฅ๐ฅ1๏ธโฃsausage๐ญand a cup๐ฅof milk๐ผhe๐ฑcan fillโฌ๏ธmy๐ฉtummy๐คฐfor9๏ธโฃ๐ฃmonths๐ ๐ฅฐ๐คฉ
If Harambe and my girl both drowning
twitchquotes:If harambe ๐ and my girl ๐ง ๐ both drowning ๐ฑ ๐ and I can only save one ๐ค ๐ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐ ๐ป ๐น with my dick out ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐
If harambe ๐ and my girl ๐ง ๐ both drowning ๐ฑ ๐ and I can only save one ๐ค ๐ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐ ๐ป ๐น with my dick out ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐
Ocean Man
twitchquotes:OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta
HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐ ๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ
HOLA๐๐ป all you dirty little TACO๐ฎSLUTS๐๐คฃdo you know what day it is?!๐ค I smell immigrants๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION๐ ๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ