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[Copypasta]RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta
Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฆ Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ฆ Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ๐are in and our gurl ๐๐ป sanders is out ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ๐ฆ๐ฆ to DOMINATE๐คผโโ๏ธ our HEAD of state ๐ and his bitch๐๐ปโโ๏ธ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ๐๐ด and is ready to touch ๐๐คซ๐ the hearts ๐of all Americans ๐บ๐ธ. Cum erection day ๐ณ y'all sluts better fill that hole ๐๐ป๐ next to biden and relaseโ America's aching ๐คคthrobbing ๐ฎ desire for green ๐ค๐คenergy, a ban ๐on those naughty big black guns๐ช๐พ, and more money to pay๐ต๐ฐ๐ธ those slutty nurses ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ to make us all feel better ๐๐ฅด. Cum ๐ฆ hoevember help the needy ๐ ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ by supporting big daddy Biden ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณand naughty Nancy๐โโ๏ธ๐ and give dirty Donald ๐ฉ, bitch McConnell ๐ข, and those filthy ๐ท๐ reSUBlicans๐ blue balls๐ต. Send to ๐ of your most deviant ๐democrats. If you get 5๏ธโฃback ur a Biden bitch ๐ ๐ป๐ต. if u get ๐ u will spend a hot ๐ฅ Decemberโ๏ธnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ๐๐ college ๐.)
The results ๐are in and our gurl ๐๐ป sanders is out ๐ณ๏ธโ๐. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ๐ฆ๐ฆ to DOMINATE๐คผโโ๏ธ our HEAD of state ๐ and his bitch๐๐ปโโ๏ธ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ๐๐ด and is ready to touch ๐๐คซ๐ the hearts ๐of all Americans ๐บ๐ธ. Cum erection day ๐ณ y'all sluts better fill that hole ๐๐ป๐ next to biden and relaseโ America's aching ๐คคthrobbing ๐ฎ desire for green ๐ค๐คenergy, a ban ๐on those naughty big black guns๐ช๐พ, and more money to pay๐ต๐ฐ๐ธ those slutty nurses ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ to make us all feel better ๐๐ฅด. Cum ๐ฆ hoevember help the needy ๐ ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ by supporting big daddy Biden ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณand naughty Nancy๐โโ๏ธ๐ and give dirty Donald ๐ฉ, bitch McConnell ๐ข, and those filthy ๐ท๐ reSUBlicans๐ blue balls๐ต. Send to ๐ of your most deviant ๐democrats. If you get 5๏ธโฃback ur a Biden bitch ๐ ๐ป๐ต. if u get ๐ u will spend a hot ๐ฅ Decemberโ๏ธnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ๐๐ college ๐.)