Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ
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Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
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So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ๐๐ go up ๐๐ธ, my dick goes too ๐โฌ๏ธ๐ณ. Bullish ๐ market ๐ฌ makes me hard ๐ฆด๐ฆ. All the countries ๐ณ๏ธ๐ด๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ๐ณ try to recover ๐ from corona ๐ฆ so the money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ flows ๐ฌ into my pocket ๐ณ. Soon ๐ there will be a crash ๐๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ and the bears ๐ป will crawl ๐ผ out of their holes ๐ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โ๏ธ๐๐ฉธ if I donโt โ eat โem out ๐
๐ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐โก๏ธ๐ป and make ๐ค๐ผ more money ๐ฐ๐ต๐ธ and eat some honey ๐ป๐ฏ. When Iโm done โ
Iโll throw a party ๐๐ท๐พ and eat your ass ๐
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Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐
๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธOH MY GODโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A ๐ณ๏ธโ๐R๐ณ๏ธโ๐A๐ณ๏ธโ๐I๐ณ๏ธโ๐N๐ณ๏ธโ๐B๐ณ๏ธโ๐O๐ณ๏ธโ๐W๐ณ๏ธโ๐ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ๐๐๐๐ OMG ๐คฏ๐คฏUR SO INCLUSIVE๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐LGBT ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธTRANS ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v3
Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐
๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐
๐พPUTAS ๐
๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!