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If my girl ๐ฉ and yang ๐ค both drowning ๐ฑ and I can only save one ๐ข catch me with my 1000 extra a month ๐ค๐ค because it's yang gang for life ๐ค๐๐๐
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i๐โโ๏ธdidnโt ๐ซ fuck ๐๐ฆmy cat๐พ. i didnt ๐ซcum ๐๐ฆon my cat๐ผ . i didntโ put 
my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
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my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐ with this ๐
๐ผas possible. (1/?)
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece
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The ๐บ๐ปdefault dance๐บ๐ป is truly a ๐masterpiece. Neverโin all of history๐๐๐๐๐has such an artistic masterpiece๐ ever been created. The choreography๐๐ป is possibly the most beautiful๐ sight๐ ever beheld by the human๐๐ปโโ๏ธ eye๐. The sharp ๐ชsound of the SLAP๐ when the playerโs hands๐ collide perfectly ๐ฏ with the beat of the song ๐ต sends a bone chillingโ ๏ธ shiver down my spine, every single time ๐I hear it๐๐ป. I find my self watching ๐my in-game ๐ฎavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ๐๐ปfor hours๐ง on end.
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ