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If my girl ๐ฉ and yang ๐ค both drowning ๐ฑ and I can only save one ๐ข catch me with my 1000 extra a month ๐ค๐ค because it's yang gang for life ๐ค๐๐๐
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Itโs the end of May the Fourth 4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ซ but that means the beginning of ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ตCincHOE de Mayo ๐ธ๐จ๐พ๐ต get ready to get your TACO eaten ๐
๐ฆ๐ฎ and gulp Papi's BURRITO ๐ฉ๐ฏ๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your main ๐
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๐พwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ๐ญ๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back you're a border hopping ๐๐ฝCHOLA ๐๐ฝIf you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back you're a ๐ Green card HOE๐ If you get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back you're the๐๐ฝTelenovela main BITCH ๐๐ฝ If you get 0๏ธโฃ back you're getting deported by Trump! ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ซ๐ง๐บ๐ธ Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ Take me by the hand โ lead me to the land that you understand ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The voyage ๐ฒ to the corner of the ๐ globe is a real trip ๐ ๐ OCEAN MAN ๐ ๐ The crust of a tan man ๐ณ imbibed by the sand ๐ Soaking up the ๐ฆ thirst of the land ๐ฏ
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๐ HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐
๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
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hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days ๐๐๐
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSโผ๏ธ๐ค๐SIMP SUMMER๐IS OVER๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐๐ผโโ๏ธBECAUSE NO โSIMP โSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐๐ป๐๐ป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐๐ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐TURKEY๐ ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ง TONIGHT๐โผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐ค๐ปUR PUSSIES ๐๐ป๐๐ปFOR A DRY SPELL โ๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐ FOR THE BOYS ๐ค๐ช๐ผTO FOCUS ๐ ON THEMSELVES ๐YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐๐ป๐ SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐ฏโโ๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐FOR NO โSIMPโSEPTEMBER๐๐ป๐๐ป
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If Harambe and my girl both drowning
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If harambe ๐ and my girl ๐ง ๐ both drowning ๐ฑ ๐ and I can only save one ๐ค ๐ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐ ๐ป ๐น with my dick out ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐
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