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If my girl ๐ฉ and yang ๐ค both drowning ๐ฑ and I can only save one ๐ข catch me with my 1000 extra a month ๐ค๐ค because it's yang gang for life ๐ค๐๐๐
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๐ปBOO! Srry did I scare you?
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๐ป๐ป๐ปBOO! Srry did I scare you???๐๐๐ it's October ๐๐ป๐๐ฝ๐๐ you know what that means ๐๐ SLUT-O-WEEN ๐ฏ send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches ๐๐ if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the block๐๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐ป
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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๐HAPPY๐ฅณPRESIDICKS๐๐ซDAY๐๐ฆ2๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ years โฑago ๐our ๐๐fav๐pounding๐ง๐๐ป๐ father ๐ด๐ป๐๐ฆand๐main๐ฅบ๐ฏbitch๐โโ๏ธ๐คญWHOREge๐WashingSLUT๐ฅณ๐
๐พcame๐ฆ๐ฆinto๐๐this๐WORLD๐to โ๏ธbecum๐ฆ ๐คซthe๐บ๐ธ1ST๐บ๐ธpresiDICK๐ข๐๐คof๐๐ฅณthe๐
United๐บ๐ธSluts๐Of๐คญAmerica๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐send๐ง๐ฒthisโก๏ธto ๐of๐the๐ฉsluttiest๐๐ฆ๐ฆpatriots๐๐๐บ๐ธyou๐know๐คif you get ๐ back๐๐youโre๐invited to the โ๏ธ๐constitutional ๐โ๏ธCOCKus๐๐ฆ if you get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐คญ๐คฃ๐โโ๏ธ youโre a Mt. Rushmore ๐ป๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณWHORE๐๐๐๐ฆif you ๐คget 0๏ธโฃ back ๐๐นno ๐ซ presidick๐๐ฆ for ๐คญyou ๐ญ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐
๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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Came on the spider to kill it
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๐ทI๐ทwas๐ทmasturbating๐ทone๐ทtime๐ทbut๐ทthen๐ทI๐ทsaw๐ทa๐ทspider๐ทand๐ทit๐ทfreaked๐ทme๐ทout๐ทso๐ทI๐ทcame๐ทon๐ทthe๐ทspider๐ทin๐ทorder๐ทto๐ทkill๐ทit๐ท
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