[Copypasta] Boomer anthem
twitchquotes: Please馃槼 rise 馃槑 for the 馃え national 馃弫 anthem 馃幎 of boomers 馃お 馃幒馃幒馃幒 Video Games 馃幃 cause violence 馃槨馃憡馃徏, Phone 馃摫 bad 馃憥, book 馃摎 good 馃憤 I hate 馃槖 my wife 馃懓 Pause 鈴革笍 the Fortnite 馃 please 馃槫 Funny 馃ぃ Facebook 馃槣 minion 馃き memes 馃お
(喔 鈥⑻_鈥⑻)喔 ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (喔 鈥⑻_鈥⑻)喔
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    twitchquotes: If my girl 馃懇 and yang 馃 both drowning 馃槺 and I can only save one 馃槩 catch me with my 1000 extra a month 馃馃 because it's yang gang for life 馃槫馃槈馃槍馃槍
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    twitchquotes: If my girl馃懅馃槏 and my fidget spinners 馃挴馃敟 are both drowning馃寠馃槮 and I could only save one馃槃鈽濓笍锔 you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral馃槄馃懟馃拃 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade 馃檹馃憡
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    twitchquotes: ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 馃挦馃槈 馃ЩCorona馃ぇ is CUMMING馃挦 for us and you鈥檝e just tested 馃槺positive馃 for being 馃拫NAUGHTY馃槈 馃檯鈥嶁檧锔廠ocial distancing is in effect馃毇 and I want to spend my 馃し鈥嶁檪锔弎uarenTEEN馃敒 with YOU 馃槏 So grab your 馃Тisopropyl-lubricant 馃挦 and CUM馃憛 over so I can administer馃懇鈥嶁殨锔 your treatment馃槈 and inject馃拤 you with the vaccine馃崋 We鈥檒l spend the 馃棟lockdown馃敀 flattening the curve馃搲 and FATTENING DEM鈥 馃憦馃徔 CURVES 馃崙 Get ready for 14 days of 馃挴THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS馃槶 and sitting on my facemask馃樂 Send this 鉁夛笍 to covid-19 of your sloppiest 馃挦馃挦SYMPTOMATIC馃 SLUTS馃か If you get 5 back, you鈥檙e a Wuhan bat馃 bitch 馃憥 If you get 10 back, you鈥檙e a 馃槈horny馃拕healthy馃挭hoe馃槝 If you get all 19 back馃憦 your ass馃崙 is the ANTIDOTE馃拪 and it鈥檚 in high demand 馃懍馃徔
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