[Copypasta] Emoji move emoji review

twitchquotes: A 👌 whole 💊 town 🏪 of 💊 beings, 👀 confined to 💊 feeling 😜 one 😀 emotion their 🍆 entire 👏 life. 👀 That 😐 could 🔒 honestly 👏 be 🐝 the 👏 focus of 💊 an 👹 entire 👏 movie, 🎥 but 🍑 in 👏 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 that's 😊 just 👏 the 👏 world 🌎 they 👥 live 🙅 in, 👏 and 👏 yet 😇 these 👈 beings 👀 don't 🚫 question 😩 it 💯 and 👏 carry 🔛 on 🔛 their 🍆 lives 📎 as 🍑 normal... 😐 the 👏 emoji 😂 movie 🎥 takes 😉 a 👌 far 🌌 more 🍗 subtle 🙈 approach 😜 meaning critics probably 😻 didn't 🚫 notice the 👏 strong 💪 existential themes present 💲 in 👏 the 👏 film upon 👊 first 👆 viewing.
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