[Copypasta] SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŒžSIMP SUMMER๐ŸŒžIS OVER๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸšซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธBECAUSE NO โŒSIMP โŒSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐Ÿ—TURKEY๐Ÿ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ŸŒง TONIGHT๐ŸŒšโ€ผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐Ÿคž๐ŸปUR PUSSIES ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปFOR A DRY SPELL โ˜€๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐Ÿ•‘ FOR THE BOYS ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผTO FOCUS ๐Ÿ‘€ ON THEMSELVES ๐Ÿ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐Ÿ˜ŽFOR NO โŒSIMPโŒSEPTEMBER๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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September 2020

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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

twitchquotes: Rawr๐Ÿฒ๐ŸŠ x3๐Ÿ˜‹ nuzzles how are you๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ™‚ pounces on you๐Ÿ˜› youโ€™re๐Ÿ˜ƒ so๐Ÿ˜„ warm๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ˆ o3o๐Ÿ˜ notices๐Ÿ˜ฏ you have a bulge๐Ÿ† o:๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ someoneโ€™s happy๐Ÿ˜ƒ ;)๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ nuzzles your necky wecky๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜—~ murr~ hehehe๐Ÿ˜Š rubbies๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿคš your bulgy๐Ÿ† wolgy youโ€™re๐Ÿ˜Œ so big๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ :oooo rubbies๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿคš more on your bulgy๐Ÿ† wolgy it๐Ÿšซ doesnโ€™t stop๐Ÿ›‘ growing ยท///ยท ๐Ÿ˜kisses๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜ you๐Ÿ™‚ and lickies๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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April 2019

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๐Ÿ‘…HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐Ÿ†

๐Ÿ‘ฏhey SlutS! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’… Now that we got our yearly ๐ŸŽ FUCK ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ itโ€™s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘… 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ was a LONGG ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and HARD ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ซ year.... we laughed๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ We cried ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Ž We coughed ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง we fucked GOOD๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป dick๐Ÿ† and ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตBAD ๐Ÿ˜” dick, ๐Ÿ˜ซ BUTT ๐Ÿ‘ now letโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Celebrate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ‰ and watch that ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†BIG ๐Ÿ‘… BALL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Drop ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ on us! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ So spread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ those ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ legs ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ and count down โฌ‡๏ธ from ๐Ÿ”Ÿ until your man ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ pops ๐ŸŽ‰ his CORK ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ into that thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…thirsty ๐Ÿ‘… hole! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ COCK-BEGGING โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ for the next 3๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ days ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
August 2021

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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss

In Japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต , heart surgeon โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ . Number one ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜๏ธ . Steady hand๐Ÿ˜ณโœ‹๏ธ. One day, Yakuza boss ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปneed ๐Ÿ†• heart๐Ÿ’˜. I do operation๐Ÿ”ชโš”๏ธ. But, mistake๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Yakuza boss die๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ช! Yakuza very mad๐Ÿ‘ฟ. I hide๐Ÿ™ˆ in fishing boat๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ, come to America๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. No english๐Ÿค, no food๐Ÿ˜ฉ, no money๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฒ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟgive me job๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ. Now I have house๐Ÿก, American car ๐Ÿš— , and new woman ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟsave lifeโ›‘. My big secret๐Ÿ™Š: I kill โ˜ ๏ธyakuza boss on purpose๐Ÿ˜ˆ. I good ๐Ÿ‘surgeon. The best๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ!
July 2019

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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜œ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
December 2020

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i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธdidnโ€™t ๐Ÿšซ fuck ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆmy cat๐Ÿ˜พ. i didnt ๐Ÿšซcum ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆon my cat๐Ÿ˜ผ . i didntโŒ put ๐Ÿ‘‰ my Dick ๐Ÿ† anywhere ๐ŸŒŽnear my cat๐Ÿ™€ . Ive never โŒ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธdone anything weird โ“โ“โ“with my ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ปcats. I promised๐Ÿค myself ๐Ÿคži wasnt going to make ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขapology ๐Ÿ˜ฟ videos๐Ÿ“น after last years๐Ÿ“… thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐Ÿ‘ with this ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ผas possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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