[Copypasta] SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTS‌😀🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏌‍♀BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‌ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😀💪🏌TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻
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September 2020

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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚚🚚🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞time to hop onto that founding father dick🍆🍆🍆👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻or should i say founding DADDIES!!!😩😩😩🙌🙌👅👅💊💊 out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMORE☄☄⛰🏔🏔george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh ❄❄🌬winters🌬❄❄ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets🌪💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky 🙋🏻to my bill clinton🙋‍♂ baby and i wont deny i had 🍆🍆♋sexual relations♋🍆🍆 with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs💞💞🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂✍🏻send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES👞🏌🇺🇞🇺🇞👞🏌who will throw the nastiest neck🍆🍆😩😩🙌🙌🌬💊 on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY😊😊💙🚚❀ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight🐱🐱💊💊🙌😩😩😩😩😩🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞
February 2024

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That's some good shit right there

twitchquotes: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit goొԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ÆœaÒ¯ so my sel 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶊᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
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I'm already Tracer

twitchquotes: ❓ Maybe I’ll be Tracer 😛💚🕰 ❗ I’m already Tracer 🏳‍🌈👩‍❀‍💋‍👩 ❔ What about Widowmaker 💜🕷 ❕ I’m already Widowmaker 🕞 👌🏿💯I’ll be Bastion 🀖 🚫 N͘͞E͞͠R̷͘F͟ ͞͠BAS̢͞Ţ͢IOÌ¢N͟҉҉ ⚰ 🀷 You’re right; so, Winston 🐵👍🏿 🍌 I wanna be Winston 🊍 🗡 I guess I’ll be Genji 🐱‍👀 😏 I’m already Genji 👀 💀 Then I’ll be McCree 🀠👌 🔫 I already chose McCree 🕛☠ ✋ I have an idea 🙋 ❓ What’s your idea? 🀔 🙌 You should be— 😇🊶 🙅 I’m not gonna be Mercy ‌✚
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🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💊

‌ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‌On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍜 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1⃣st GANG BANG! 👯‍♀👯👯‍♂ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏌 to all 🥰 that’s important ❀ to us: Family 👚‍👩‍👧‍👊, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇞, and DICK! 🍆🌜👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🀲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌜🌜 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯‍♀, just like your 🊃 THOTSgiving 🊃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🀞🏌‍♀in the air 🀞🏌‍♀and prepare to get ➡ STUFFED 🙀! After dinner,🍎it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👚🏜‍🊳 how 🙏🏌 thankful 🙏🏌 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🊎 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💊 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📀 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻‍♀you are thankful 🙏🏌 for! If you get 0⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🀮 If you get 5⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌜 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💊YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
August 2021

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Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys 🍆 I 🍆 Was 🍆 On 🍆 Pornhub 🍆 And 🍆 I 🍆 Clicked 🍆 On 🍆 A 🍆 Link 🍆 That 🍆 Said 🍆 Local 🍆 Milfs 🍆 In 🍆 My 🍆 Area 🍆 And 🍆 Now 🍆 Eggplants 🍆 Appear 🍆 After 🍆 Every 🍆 Word 🍆 . 🍆 What 🍆 Do 🍆 I 🍆 Do 🍆? 🍆
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August 2019

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