[Copypasta] SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTS‌😀🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏌‍♀BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‌ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😀💪🏌TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻
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