[Copypasta] Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series

twitchquotes: ❕ATTENTION⚠️9️⃣YR OLDS👶🏻, WE NEED UR HELP🗣! PEWDIEPIE🇸🇪 IS BEING HELD🗡CAPTIVE👁 BY ♿T-SERIES🆘️AND CAN ONLY BE RELEASED🗝 IF U SMASH 🔨THAT SUBSCRIBE 🅱️UTTON👍🏻AND👏🏻 TURN ON THE BELL🔔! TIME🕒 IS TICKING, LETS⏳⌛️ 🤜🏻BRO FIST T-SERIES🤛🏻 AND GET THE EPIC 🥇VICTORY ROYAL🚩🚩💰
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November 2018

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T-Series is catching up to PewDiePie as the largest YouTube channel by subscribers
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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye 😂 Yuh 👌🏾👀 Uh 😔😤 Skrrrt 💨🤔 I 👁 hate 😡 people 👫 who have a different 😡 skin 💅🏻👑 color 🎨 from me (x32) instrumental 🎺 break 💔 I 👁👀 hate 😡🌚 people 👫 who have a different 👀❓⁉ skin 💅🏻👑 color 🏳️‍🌈 from me (x32)
June 2021

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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta

HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🤣do you know what day it is?!🤔 I smell immigrants🙎🏾‍♂️🙋🏽‍♂️ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏼 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💦🍻🌮❤️🌯 Hide your KIDS👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍸because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇸is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💦😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🤷🏽‍♂️🌮💦😩
May 2022

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Holiday

UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

twitchquotes: Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you’re😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone’s happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you’re😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn’t stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💦💦
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April 2019

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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK🙌🏻🍆 SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES👯‍♀️TO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBER👏🏻👏🏻
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September 2020

Simps

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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️
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August 2019

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