๐hey! ๐spooky๐ sluts itโs ๐ญcocktober ๐
๐happy samhain ๐ come on๐ ghouls๐ปgrab๐ ya crystal๐ balls๐ฎ and hop ๐on a ๐broomsdick ๐the ๐veil๐ is thin๐ tonight ๐so protect ๐ yourself ๐& ๐ซwrap it up ๐ฌ
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๐ HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐
๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
thirsty ๐
hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days ๐๐๐
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK ๐ค๐ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐ฏ๐ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐๐๐๐ and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐๐ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐๐ and HIT ๐๐ the BOOKS ๐๐๐till your BRAIN ๐ง ๐ง is RUBBED RAW ๐ซ๐ซ and your PEN ๐๐is DRY ๐ต๐ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐ฆ๐ฆ and do this THING ๐๐. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐คค๐คค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐ฑ๐ฑ
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Gulugulu in your stomach
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Doโ not ๐ฐ eat ๐ fish ๐ after ๐ถ u ๐ฏ drink water ๐บ bc ๐ฐ it can ๐ป swim in ๐ ur stomach ๐ฎ and u will ๐ฒ feel ๐ gulugulu in ur stomach ๐๐ณ๐ผ
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Would you like to get rich by running your own business
Hey๐ ladies๐โโ๏ธ ๐ท Would ๐ you ๐ like ๐ to 2๏ธโฃ get ๐ฎ rich ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ by running ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ your ๐ own business ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐ผ from home ๐ก with just 
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
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A fine capitalist girl
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I may beโ a communist ๐ฉโโญ๏ธ but if i see๐ a fine ๐ฏ๐๐ฉ capitalist ๐ฐ๐บ๐ธ girl ๐ฑโโ๏ธ you bet๐ค๐ imma be tryna seize ๐ the means of dat booty ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฏ
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