๐hey! ๐spooky๐ sluts itโs ๐ญcocktober ๐
๐happy samhain ๐ come on๐ ghouls๐ปgrab๐ ya crystal๐ balls๐ฎ and hop ๐on a ๐broomsdick ๐the ๐veil๐ is thin๐ tonight ๐so protect ๐ yourself ๐& ๐ซwrap it up ๐ฌ
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heart been broke
heart ๐ been broke ๐ so many times โฐ i donโt know 
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss
In Japan ๐ฏ๐ต , heart surgeon โค๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ . Number one ๐ญโ๏ธ . Steady hand๐ณโ๏ธ. One day, Yakuza boss ๐๐ปneed ๐ heart๐. I do operation๐ชโ๏ธ. But, mistake๐ฑ! Yakuza boss die๐ต๐ช! Yakuza very mad๐ฟ. I hide๐ in fishing boat๐๐ฃ๐ปโโ๏ธ, come to America๐๐๐บ๐ธ. No english๐ค, no food๐ฉ, no money๐๐ซ๐ฒ. Darryl ๐จ๐ฟgive me job๐๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ. Now I have house๐ก, American car ๐ , and new woman ๐๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ. Darryl ๐จ๐ฟsave lifeโ. My big secret๐: I kill โ ๏ธyakuza boss on purpose๐. I good ๐surgeon. The best๐๐ฏ!
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธOH MY GODโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A ๐ณ๏ธโ๐R๐ณ๏ธโ๐A๐ณ๏ธโ๐I๐ณ๏ธโ๐N๐ณ๏ธโ๐B๐ณ๏ธโ๐O๐ณ๏ธโ๐W๐ณ๏ธโ๐ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ๐๐๐๐ OMG ๐คฏ๐คฏUR SO INCLUSIVE๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐LGBT ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธTRANS ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐