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my brother is the best cook
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And youâve been, GNOMED
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Ho ho ho ha ha ðð€£ð, ho ho ho he hað€£ð€£. Hello thereðð, old chumðŽðµ. Iâm ð
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Halloween Mercy
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ðGuysð, Iâm ð²shakingð². Iâm fuckingð² shakingð². I never wanted to ððððbreed ððððwith anyone more than I want to with ðð»Halloween ð»âïžMercy.âïžðïž That ð¯perfect,ð¯ â³curvy â³ðbody.ð Those ðbountifulð ðbreastsð. The ðªchild ðªbearingð hipsð of a ðŒïžðliteral goddessððŒïž. It honestly fucking ð³ð³hurtsð³ð³ knowing that Iâll neverâ€ð
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ðwith her, â¬pass⬠my ðgenesð through her, and have her ðbirthð a set of ðªð¯perfect offspring.ð¯ðª Iâd do fuckingð°ð°ð° ANYTHING ð°ð°
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ðare in and our gurl ðð» sanders is out ð³ïžâð. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ðŠðŠ to DOMINATEð€Œââïž our HEAD of state ð and his bitchðð»ââïž mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ððŽ and is ready to touch ðð€«ð the hearts ðof all Americans ðºðž. Cum erection day ð³ y'all sluts better fill that hole ðð»ð next to biden and relaseâ America's aching ð€€throbbing ð® desire for green ð€ð€energy, a ban ðon those naughty big black gunsðªðŸ, and more money to payðµð°ðž those slutty nurses ð©ââïžðââïž to make us all feel better ðð¥Ž. Cum ðŠ hoevember help the needy ð
ð§ð»ââïž by supporting big daddy Biden ðšð»âðŠ³and naughty Nancyðââïžð and give dirty Donald ð©, bitch McConnell ð¢, and those filthy ð·ð reSUBlicansð blue ballsðµ. Send to ð of your most deviant ðdemocrats. If you get 5ïžâ£back ur a Biden bitch ð
ð»ðµ. if u get ð u will spend a hot ð¥ Decemberâïžnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ðð college ð.)