๐hey! ๐spooky๐ sluts itโs ๐ญcocktober ๐
๐happy samhain ๐ come on๐ ghouls๐ปgrab๐ ya crystal๐ balls๐ฎ and hop ๐on a ๐broomsdick ๐the ๐veil๐ is thin๐ tonight ๐so protect ๐ yourself ๐& ๐ซwrap it up ๐ฌ
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heart been broke
heart ๐ been broke ๐ so many times โฐ i donโt know 
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง
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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v2
It's Cinco de mayo... ๐๐ฎ๐ but all I want ๐๐ป is cinco DICKS ๐ฏ in my May-OUTH ๐ฉ๐
๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now you're gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ with a huge stick ๐ณ๐ but โ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ you'd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and you'll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
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Boomer anthem
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Please๐ณ rise ๐ for the ๐คจ national ๐ anthem ๐ถ of boomers ๐คช
๐บ๐บ๐บ
Video Games ๐ฎ cause violence ๐ก๐๐ผ,
Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐
I hate ๐ my wife ๐ฐ
Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐ฅ please ๐ค
Funny ๐คฃ Facebook ๐ minion ๐คญ memes ๐คช
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And youโve been, GNOMED
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Ho ho ho ha ha ๐๐คฃ๐, ho ho ho he ha๐คฃ๐คฃ. Hello there๐๐, old chum๐ด๐ต. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธ g'not ๐
โโ๏ธa g'nelf๐ง๐. Iโm ๐
โโ๏ธg'not๐
โโ๏ธ a g'noblin๐บ๐๐บ. Iโm a g'nome๐
๐!! And youโve been, GNOOOMED๐
๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ!!!
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MLK day emojipasta
heyyy ๐ Marthin Luther QUEENS ๐ฏโโ๏ธ i have a dream ๐ด ๐ that you will be dicked ๐ down โฌ๏ธ tonight like DADDY ๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆณ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ๐โ๐ฟ so MARCH ๐ถโโ๏ธ on down โฌ๏ธ to his washington monument ๐บ๐ธ and have a SIT IN ๐งโโ๏ธ on that DICK ๐๐ Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ๐ฝ like a TRUE PATRIOT ๐ฝ segregate those cheeks ๐ tonight it doesnโt matter ๐
โโ๏ธ if his fountain ๐๐ฆ is BLACK or WHITE ๐ค we are all CUMRADES ๐ฆ๐ฆ in the fight against discrimination ๐ SOAK those PANTIFA ๐ฉฒ our TWERK is not over โผ๏ธ SEND this ๐ค to โ๏ธ every WOKE HOE ๐คฏ you know ๐ Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ BACK to END racism โ and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ๐๐ HARMONY โฎ๏ธ