[Copypasta] my brother is the best cook

twitchquotes: my๐Ÿ˜ฝ brother ๐Ÿ‘ฑ is the best๐Ÿฅ‡cook ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿณbecause ๐Ÿ—ฃwith 2๏ธโƒฃ eggs๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš1๏ธโƒฃsausage๐ŸŒญand a cup๐Ÿฅ›of milk๐Ÿผhe๐Ÿ‘ฑcan fillโฌ†๏ธmy๐Ÿ‘ฉtummy๐Ÿคฐfor9๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ—ฃmonths๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฉ
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November 2019

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New banger (from r/conservativerap)

Aye ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yuh ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘€ Uh ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ค Skrrrt ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿค” I ๐Ÿ‘ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ˜ก skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐ŸŽจ from me (x32) instrumental ๐ŸŽบ break ๐Ÿ’” I ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€ hate ๐Ÿ˜ก๐ŸŒš people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who have a different ๐Ÿ‘€โ“โ‰ skin ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‘ color ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ from me (x32)
June 2021

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It's EXAM WEEK

twitchquotes: It's EXAM WEEK ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค and it's TIME โฑโฑ to WHIP OUT ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and FUCK THESE FINALS ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“ž your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ and HIT ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š the BOOKS ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“™till your BRAIN ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  is RUBBED RAW ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ and your PEN ๐Ÿ–Š๐Ÿ–Šis DRY ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and do this THING ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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December 2019

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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden

The results ๐Ÿ“ˆare in and our gurl ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป sanders is out ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to DOMINATE๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ our HEAD of state ๐ŸŠ and his bitch๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿด and is ready to touch ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ˆ the hearts ๐Ÿ’žof all Americans ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. Cum erection day ๐Ÿ—ณ y'all sluts better fill that hole ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ next to biden and relaseโœŠ America's aching ๐Ÿคคthrobbing ๐Ÿ˜ฎ desire for green ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘energy, a ban ๐Ÿ›‘on those naughty big black guns๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ, and more money to pay๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ those slutty nurses ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ to make us all feel better ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿฅด. Cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ hoevember help the needy ๐Ÿ‘…๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ by supporting big daddy Biden ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณand naughty Nancy๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ and give dirty Donald ๐ŸŽฉ, bitch McConnell ๐Ÿข, and those filthy ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ reSUBlicans๐Ÿ˜ blue balls๐Ÿ”ต. Send to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your most deviant ๐Ÿ˜ˆdemocrats. If you get 5๏ธโƒฃback ur a Biden bitch ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ต. if u get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ u will spend a hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ Decemberโ›„๏ธnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† college ๐Ÿ›.)
May 2022

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Joe Biden

SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ค๐ŸŒžSIMP SUMMER๐ŸŒžIS OVER๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸšซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธBECAUSE NO โŒSIMP โŒSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐Ÿ—TURKEY๐Ÿ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ŸŒง TONIGHT๐ŸŒšโ€ผ๏ธ PREPARE ๐Ÿคž๐ŸปUR PUSSIES ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปFOR A DRY SPELL โ˜€๏ธ CAUSE ITS TIME๐Ÿ•‘ FOR THE BOYS ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸผTO FOCUS ๐Ÿ‘€ ON THEMSELVES ๐Ÿ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICK๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† SEND THIS TO 7๏ธโƒฃ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOES๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY๐Ÿ˜ŽFOR NO โŒSIMPโŒSEPTEMBER๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
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September 2020

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Happy ๐Ÿฆƒ Thanksgiving ๐Ÿฆƒ! Guess what ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ“itโ€™s that time โฐ of year ๐Ÿ—“ to gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ up โฌ†๏ธ those dicks ๐Ÿ† chicks ๐Ÿฅ and bicks ๐Ÿคจ (big dicks) ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ I bet ๐Ÿ˜ youโ€™re all ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค HORNY-copia ๐ŸŒฝ ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿ†โ™‹๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ for SKANKS-giving ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ youโ€™ll be saying ๐Ÿ’ฌ thanks ๐Ÿ™ for giving me all ๐Ÿ˜ซ this ๐Ÿ˜ซ COCK ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your thiccest sluts with those hot ๐Ÿฅต hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ tasty ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹ peach pies ๐Ÿฅง ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ if you know ๐Ÿค” what I mean โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‹ if you get 1๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก then you and that slut ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ have to appropriate Native American culture together ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿชถ๐Ÿ• if you get 3๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿค‘ youโ€™re going to get your turkey ๐Ÿฆƒ eaten ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ tomorrow night ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ if you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ you will be eating your cousinโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป peach ๐Ÿ‘ pie ๐Ÿฅง just like youโ€™ve always ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏwanted ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต if you get 7๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ›ถ youโ€™ll become ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ a pilgrim ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‘ž and be the villain ๐Ÿฆนโ€โ™€๏ธ of American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ history ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“š ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜” if you get all 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฏ youโ€™ll be feasting ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ this thanksgiving ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ in more ways than one ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿšผ๐Ÿ’˜ okay you sexy ๐Ÿ˜‡ sexy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ gobbling turkey poos ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ itโ€™s time โฐ for me to go โžก๏ธ atone ๐Ÿคฃfor the sins โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜”of my ancestors๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
January 2024

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Thanksgiving

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