[Copypasta] GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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August 2019

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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜œ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
December 2020

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Only three more COVID variants until Sigma

MASKS UP๐Ÿ˜ท AND TITS OUT๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ŒONLY THREE MORE COVID๐Ÿฆ VARIANTS๐ŸคคUNTIL SIGMA ฮฃฮฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ You know what that means you ๐Ÿ…ฑOOSTED๐Ÿ’‰SLUTS๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘€ Itโ€™s time to get on that COVID Grindsetโ„ข before you get ๐Ÿคฏinfected๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†by the SUPERIOR๐Ÿ˜คvariantโ€ผโ€ผ The sixth 6๏ธโƒฃwave๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹ is CUMMING๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ…ฑeta males at the bottom๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ‘‡of the corona๐Ÿบsexual๐Ÿฅต hierarchy ๐Ÿ† should โ˜ prepare to get FUCKED๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†this timeโŒ› by the extra๐Ÿ‘Œlarge๐Ÿคชspike๐Ÿ‘†protein mutationโ˜ข๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ซ Send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ of your most IMMUNOโ›”COMPROMISED๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜จ friends๐Ÿ’ฉotherwise๐Ÿ˜ณthere will be๐Ÿ’€ another VERY long๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ†LOCK๐Ÿ”DOWN๐Ÿ™ˆโ€ผโ€ผ
December 2021

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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚ youโ€™re so FUNNY ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ so quirky ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿคช so different ๐Ÿคฉabsolute crackhead energy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช comedic genius๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ˜‚ I literally canโ€™t โŒ breathe ๐Ÿ˜ญ iโ€™m crying dude ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ that was so hilarious ๐Ÿ˜† u really got the whole squad laughing ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ high IQ comedy ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  howโ€™d you come up with that ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚ really original work ๐Ÿ˜‚ never seen ๐Ÿ™ˆ or heard ๐Ÿ™‰ anything like that before ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ great ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ keep up the funnies ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‘ i love you ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ˜˜ youโ€™re my inspiration ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ if only i were as funny ๐Ÿ˜„ or smart ๐Ÿค“ or cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž as you ๐Ÿ˜” but its whatever Iโ€™ll continue to watch ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ your content ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿคณ because it โŒNEVER EVERโŒ fails to make me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you ๐Ÿ™ for existing ๐Ÿ˜‡ and doing what you do โค๏ธโค๏ธ
April 2022

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Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ† Was ๐Ÿ† On ๐Ÿ† Pornhub ๐Ÿ† And ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ† Clicked ๐Ÿ† On ๐Ÿ† A ๐Ÿ† Link ๐Ÿ† That ๐Ÿ† Said ๐Ÿ† Local ๐Ÿ† Milfs ๐Ÿ† In ๐Ÿ† My ๐Ÿ† Area ๐Ÿ† And ๐Ÿ† Now ๐Ÿ† Eggplants ๐Ÿ† Appear ๐Ÿ† After ๐Ÿ† Every ๐Ÿ† Word ๐Ÿ† . ๐Ÿ† What ๐Ÿ† Do ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ† Do ๐Ÿ†? ๐Ÿ†
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August 2019

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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss

In Japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต , heart surgeon โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ . Number one ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜๏ธ . Steady hand๐Ÿ˜ณโœ‹๏ธ. One day, Yakuza boss ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปneed ๐Ÿ†• heart๐Ÿ’˜. I do operation๐Ÿ”ชโš”๏ธ. But, mistake๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Yakuza boss die๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ช! Yakuza very mad๐Ÿ‘ฟ. I hide๐Ÿ™ˆ in fishing boat๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ, come to America๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. No english๐Ÿค, no food๐Ÿ˜ฉ, no money๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฒ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟgive me job๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ. Now I have house๐Ÿก, American car ๐Ÿš— , and new woman ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟsave lifeโ›‘. My big secret๐Ÿ™Š: I kill โ˜ ๏ธyakuza boss on purpose๐Ÿ˜ˆ. I good ๐Ÿ‘surgeon. The best๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ!
July 2019

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