[Copypasta] GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss

In Japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต , heart surgeon โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ . Number one ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜๏ธ . Steady hand๐Ÿ˜ณโœ‹๏ธ. One day, Yakuza boss ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปneed ๐Ÿ†• heart๐Ÿ’˜. I do operation๐Ÿ”ชโš”๏ธ. But, mistake๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Yakuza boss die๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ช! Yakuza very mad๐Ÿ‘ฟ. I hide๐Ÿ™ˆ in fishing boat๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ, come to America๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. No english๐Ÿค, no food๐Ÿ˜ฉ, no money๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฒ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟgive me job๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ. Now I have house๐Ÿก, American car ๐Ÿš— , and new woman ๐Ÿ†•๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ. Darryl ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟsave lifeโ›‘. My big secret๐Ÿ™Š: I kill โ˜ ๏ธyakuza boss on purpose๐Ÿ˜ˆ. I good ๐Ÿ‘surgeon. The best๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ!
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heart been broke

heart ๐Ÿ’” been broke ๐Ÿ“‰ so many times โฐ i donโ€™t know ๐Ÿค” what to believe ๐Ÿ’ฏ mama ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ said ๐Ÿ—ฃ itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿ˜ข itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐Ÿ’ช i think itโ€™s best ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ŸงŠ
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปdefault dance๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป is truly a ๐Ÿ–Šmasterpiece. NeverโŒin all of history๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•™๐Ÿ•šhas such an artistic masterpiece๐Ÿ–Š ever been created. The choreography๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป is possibly the most beautiful๐Ÿ˜ sight๐Ÿ‘€ ever beheld by the human๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ eye๐Ÿ‘. The sharp ๐Ÿ”ชsound of the SLAP๐Ÿ‘ when the playerโ€™s hands๐Ÿ‘ collide perfectly ๐Ÿ’ฏ with the beat of the song ๐ŸŽต sends a bone chillingโ˜ ๏ธ shiver down my spine, every single time ๐Ÿ•˜I hear it๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿป. I find my self watching ๐Ÿ‘€my in-game ๐ŸŽฎavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿปfor hours๐Ÿ•ง on end.
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Heaven is the highest you can get

It's 4๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ today ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑbut I'm not smoking weed ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšฌ I'm smoking ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜œ the Bible ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ“• because heaven โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ is the highest you can get ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ค
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twitchquotes: A ๐Ÿ‘Œ whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ town ๐Ÿช of ๐Ÿ’ฆ beings, ๐Ÿ‘€ confined to ๐Ÿ’ฆ feeling ๐Ÿ˜œ one ๐Ÿ˜ค emotion their ๐Ÿ† entire ๐Ÿ‘ life. ๐Ÿ‘ค That ๐Ÿ˜ could ๐Ÿ”’ honestly ๐Ÿ‘ be ๐Ÿ the ๐Ÿ‘ focus of ๐Ÿ’ฆ an ๐Ÿ‘น entire ๐Ÿ‘ movie, ๐ŸŽฅ but ๐Ÿ‘ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ movie ๐ŸŽฅ that's ๐Ÿ˜ฆ just ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ world ๐ŸŒŽ they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ live ๐Ÿ™… in, ๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ‘ yet ๐Ÿ˜‡ these ๐Ÿ‘ˆ beings ๐Ÿ‘€ don't ๐Ÿšซ question ๐Ÿ˜ฉ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ and ๐Ÿ‘ carry ๐Ÿ”› on ๐Ÿ”› their ๐Ÿ† lives ๐Ÿ“ด as ๐Ÿ‘ normal... ๐Ÿ˜ the ๐Ÿ‘ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚ movie ๐ŸŽฅ takes ๐Ÿ˜‰ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ far ๐ŸŒŒ more ๐Ÿ— subtle ๐Ÿ™ˆ approach ๐Ÿ˜œ meaning critics probably ๐Ÿ˜ป didn't ๐Ÿšซ notice the ๐Ÿ‘ strong ๐Ÿ’ช existential themes present ๐Ÿ’ฒ in ๐Ÿ‘ the ๐Ÿ‘ film upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆ first ๐Ÿ‘† viewing.
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