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twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN âŹ‡ïž TO PEE 💩 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET đŸšœ BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED đŸŒŠđŸ‘» ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP âŹ†ïž IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉⁉⁉
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