[Copypasta] GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN โฌ‡๏ธ TO PEE ๐Ÿ’ฆ THERE WAS A BUG ๐Ÿž IN THE TOILET ๐Ÿšฝ BUT I THOUGHT ๐Ÿ’ญ IT WAS DROWNED ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘ป โ“โ”โ“โ” N WHEN I GOT UP โฌ†๏ธ IT WASN'T โŒ THERE ๐Ÿ‘‰ IM SOBBING ๐Ÿ˜ญ IS IT IN MY FUCKING ๐Ÿ† BUTTHOLE ๐Ÿ‘โญ• WHERE IS ITโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ
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August 2019

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twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œth ๐Ÿ‘Œ ere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ† ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit
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September 2015

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Time is tickling

Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ“ฒ this ๐Ÿคณ to TEN (๐Ÿ”Ÿ) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ•บ if u get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ BACK your a ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿงฆ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ get 5๏ธโƒฃ BACK and ur a ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Horny Xmas Ham ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿท๐Ÿคช๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ but if u get 0๏ธโƒฃ back ๐Ÿ˜ต u got a ๐Ÿ”ฅ DRY C๐Ÿ…พ๏ธAL CUNT ๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ‘
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heart been broke

heart ๐Ÿ’” been broke ๐Ÿ“‰ so many times โฐ i donโ€™t know ๐Ÿค” what to believe ๐Ÿ’ฏ mama ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ said ๐Ÿ—ฃ itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿ˜ข itโ€™s my fault ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐Ÿ’ช i think itโ€™s best ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ŸงŠ
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If Harambe and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If harambe ๐Ÿ’ and my girl ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ˜ both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ‘‹ and I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Catch me at my girl funeral ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŒน with my dick out ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ†
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August 2016

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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐ŸงปCorona๐Ÿคง is CUMMING๐Ÿ’ฆ for us and youโ€™ve just tested ๐Ÿ˜ฑpositive๐Ÿฆ  for being ๐Ÿ’‹NAUGHTY๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธSocial distancing is in effect๐Ÿšซ and I want to spend my ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธquarenTEEN๐Ÿ”ž with YOU ๐Ÿ˜ So grab your ๐Ÿงดisopropyl-lubricant ๐Ÿ’ฆ and CUM๐Ÿ‘… over so I can administer๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ your treatment๐Ÿ˜‰ and inject๐Ÿ’‰ you with the vaccine๐Ÿ† Weโ€™ll spend the ๐Ÿ—lockdown๐Ÿ”’ flattening the curve๐Ÿ“‰ and FATTENING DEMโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ CURVES ๐Ÿ‘ Get ready for 14 days of ๐Ÿ’ฏTHICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS๐Ÿ˜ญ and sitting on my facemask๐Ÿ˜ท Send this โœ‰๏ธ to covid-19 of your sloppiest ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆSYMPTOMATIC๐Ÿค’ SLUTS๐Ÿคซ If you get 5 back, youโ€™re a Wuhan bat๐Ÿฆ‡ bitch ๐Ÿ‘Ž If you get 10 back, youโ€™re a ๐Ÿ˜‰horny๐Ÿ’„healthy๐Ÿ’ชhoe๐Ÿ˜˜ If you get all 19 back๐Ÿ‘ your ass๐Ÿ‘ is the ANTIDOTE๐Ÿ’Š and itโ€™s in high demand ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿฟ
March 2020

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