[Copypasta] GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!

twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇ TO PEE 💊 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚜 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆ IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉⁉⁉
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August 2019

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July 2021

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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden

The results 📈are in and our gurl 💃🏻 sanders is out 🏳‍🌈. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming 💊💊 to DOMINATE🀌‍♂ our HEAD of state 🍊 and his bitch💁🏻‍♀ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse 🍆🐎 and is ready to touch 👋🀫😈 the hearts 💞of all Americans 🇺🇞. Cum erection day 🗳 y'all sluts better fill that hole 👉🏻👌 next to biden and relase✊ America's aching 🀀throbbing 😮 desire for green 🀑🀑energy, a ban 🛑on those naughty big black guns💪🏟, and more money to pay💵💰💞 those slutty nurses 👩‍⚕💁‍♀ to make us all feel better 👄🥎. Cum 💊 hoevember help the needy 👅🧎🏻‍♂ by supporting big daddy Biden 👚🏻‍🊳and naughty Nancy💁‍♀👏 and give dirty Donald 🎩, bitch McConnell 🐢, and those filthy 😷😏 reSUBlicans🐘 blue balls🔵. Send to 🔟 of your most deviant 😈democrats. If you get 5⃣back ur a Biden bitch 💅🏻💵. if u get 🔟 u will spend a hot 🔥 December⛄night with those skanks at the ERECToral 😏🍆 college 🏛.)
May 2022

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i didnt fuck my cat emojified

twitchquotes: i🙋‍♂didn’t 🚫 fuck 🍆💊my cat😟. i didnt 🚫cum 🍆💊on my cat😌 . i didnt❌ put 👉 my Dick 🍆 anywhere 🌎near my cat🙀 . Ive never ❌🙅‍♀done anything weird ❓❓❓with my 💁‍♂😻cats. I promised🀝 myself 🀞i wasnt going to make 💢💢apology 😿 videos📹 after last years📅 thing so im just trying to be as short and honest 👍 with this 👅😌as possible. (1/?)
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March 2019

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President's Day Emoji Pasta

🎉HAPPY🥳PRESIDICKS🍆😫DAY😛💊2⃣9⃣0⃣ years ⏱ago 🗓our 👏👏fav😍pounding🧈👊🏻😘 father 👎🏻🍆💊and😌main🥺💯bitch💁‍♀🀭WHOREge😎WashingSLUT🥳💅🍟came💊💊into👉👌this🌎WORLD🌍to ✌becum💊 🀫the🇺🇞1ST🇺🇞presiDICK😢🍆🀞of👏🥳the💅United🇺🇞Sluts👙Of🀭America🇺🇞🏳‍🌈send📧📲this➡to 🔟of😉the😩sluttiest🍑💊💊patriots🔞👙🇺🇞you👇know🀗if you get 🔟 back😏😏you’re👏invited to the ✍📝constitutional 📝✍COCKus🍆💊 if you get 5⃣ back 🀭🀣💁‍♀ you’re a Mt. Rushmore 🗻👚🏻‍🊳WHORE🍆🍑👙💊if you 👀get 0⃣ back 💔😹no 🚫 presidick🍆💊 for 🀭you 😭👚🏻‍🊳🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞
March 2022

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Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series

twitchquotes: ❕ATTENTION⚠9⃣YR OLDS👶🏻, WE NEED UR HELP🗣! PEWDIEPIE🇞🇪 IS BEING HELD🗡CAPTIVE👁 BY ♿T-SERIES🆘AND CAN ONLY BE RELEASED🗝 IF U SMASH 🔚THAT SUBSCRIBE 🅱UTTON👍🏻AND👏🏻 TURN ON THE BELL🔔! TIME🕒 IS TICKING, LETS⏳⌛ 🀜🏻BRO FIST T-SERIES🀛🏻 AND GET THE EPIC 🥇VICTORY ROYAL🚩🚩💰
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November 2018

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