[Copypasta] UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

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April 2019

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Weebs

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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky

馃槀馃槀OMG 馃槀 you鈥檙e so FUNNY 馃ぃ 馃ぃ so quirky 馃憠馃憟 馃お so different 馃ぉabsolute crackhead energy 馃お馃お comedic genius馃 馃槀 I literally can鈥檛 鉂 breathe 馃槶 i鈥檓 crying dude 馃槶馃槶 that was so hilarious 馃槅 u really got the whole squad laughing 馃懆鈥嶐煈┾嶐煈р嶐煈︷煒傪煈┾嶐煈┾嶐煈︹嶐煈︷煒傪煈ㄢ嶐煈ㄢ嶐煈р嶐煈 high IQ comedy 馃馃 how鈥檇 you come up with that 馃馃槀 really original work 馃槀 never seen 馃檲 or heard 馃檳 anything like that before 馃槀 馃槀 馃槀 great 馃憤 job 馃憤馃憤 keep up the funnies 馃憫馃ぃ馃憫 i love you 馃挄 馃槝 you鈥檙e my inspiration 馃ぉ馃ぉ馃ぉ if only i were as funny 馃槃 or smart 馃 or cool 馃槑 as you 馃様 but its whatever I鈥檒l continue to watch 馃憗馃憚馃憗 your content 馃帴馃こ because it 鉂孨EVER EVER鉂 fails to make me laugh 馃槀馃槀 thank you 馃檹 for existing 馃槆 and doing what you do 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍
April 2022

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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks 馃搳馃摑 go up 馃搱馃捀, my dick goes too 馃崋猬嗭笍馃槼. Bullish 馃悅 market 馃彫 makes me hard 馃Υ馃挦. All the countries 馃彸锔忦煆答煆粹嶁槧锔忦煆侌煔煆筹笍鈥嶐煂堭煆筹笍鈥嶁毀锔忦焽吼焽 try to recover 馃攧 from corona 馃 so the money 馃挵馃挼馃捀 flows 馃尙 into my pocket 馃挸. Soon 馃敎 there will be a crash 馃搲馃槶馃ズ馃槚 and the bears 馃惢 will crawl 馃毤 out of their holes 馃暢. Then they cut off my greedy dick 鉁傦笍馃崋馃└ if I don鈥檛 鉂 eat 鈥檈m out 馃憛馃樃. I must turn into a bear 馃悅鉃★笍馃惢 and make 馃馃徏 more money 馃挵馃挼馃捀 and eat some honey 馃惢馃嵂. When I鈥檓 done 鉁 I鈥檒l throw a party 馃帀馃嵎馃嵕 and eat your ass 馃憛馃崙.
October 2021

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WallStreetBets

Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series

twitchquotes: 鉂旳TTENTION鈿狅笍9锔忊儯YR OLDS馃懚馃徎, WE NEED UR HELP馃棧! PEWDIEPIE馃嚫馃嚜 IS BEING HELD馃棥CAPTIVE馃憗 BY 鈾縏-SERIES馃啒锔廇ND CAN ONLY BE RELEASED馃棟 IF U SMASH 馃敤THAT SUBSCRIBE 馃叡锔廢TTON馃憤馃徎AND馃憦馃徎 TURN ON THE BELL馃敂! TIME馃晵 IS TICKING, LETS鈴斥寷锔 馃馃徎BRO FIST T-SERIES馃馃徎 AND GET THE EPIC 馃VICTORY ROYAL馃毄馃毄馃挵
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November 2018

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The default dance is truly a masterpiece

twitchquotes: The 馃暫馃徎default dance馃暫馃徎 is truly a 馃枈masterpiece. Never鉂宨n all of history馃晼馃晽馃晿馃暀馃暁has such an artistic masterpiece馃枈 ever been created. The choreography馃拑馃徎 is possibly the most beautiful馃槏 sight馃憖 ever beheld by the human馃拋馃徎鈥嶁檪锔 eye馃憗. The sharp 馃敧sound of the SLAP馃憦 when the player鈥檚 hands馃憪 collide perfectly 馃挴 with the beat of the song 馃幍 sends a bone chilling鈽狅笍 shiver down my spine, every single time 馃晿I hear it馃憘馃徎. I find my self watching 馃憖my in-game 馃幃avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual 馃拑馃徎for hours馃暓 on end.
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November 2018

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Fortnite

World War 2 in emojis

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