[Copypasta] UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

twitchquotes: Rawr馃惒馃悐 x3馃構 nuzzles how are you馃槈馃檪 pounces on you馃槢 you鈥檙e馃槂 so馃槃 warm馃馃槇 o3o馃槒 notices馃槸 you have a bulge馃崋 o:馃槸馃槷 someone鈥檚 happy馃槂 ;)馃槈馃槣 nuzzles your necky wecky馃槇馃槜~ murr~ hehehe馃槉 rubbies馃憢馃 your bulgy馃崋 wolgy you鈥檙e馃槍 so big馃槸馃槷 :oooo rubbies馃憢馃 more on your bulgy馃崋 wolgy it馃毇 doesn鈥檛 stop馃洃 growing 路///路 馃槓kisses馃槡馃槝 you馃檪 and lickies馃槤馃憛馃挦馃挦
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Oh god I want xqc so bad

twitchquotes: Oh god I want xqc so bad 馃槱 馃挦 he's so smart 馃 馃摎 and cute 馃槝 馃檲 I would take him to my apartment and kiss him 馃憚 馃槝 lick him 馃憛 馃槢 and finger him 馃憠 馃憣 I would fuck him 馃崋 馃挦 then I'd get him pregnant 馃ぐ 馃懚 and we'd raise our own little baby 馃懆馃懆馃懄 馃懄 and play fortnite with him 馃幃 鈱笍 xd
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That's some good shit right there

twitchquotes: 馃憣馃憖馃憣馃憖馃憣馃憖馃憣馃憖馃憣馃憖 good shit go啾υ sHit馃憣 thats 鉁 some good馃憣馃憣shit right馃憣馃憣th 馃憣 ere馃憣馃憣馃憣 right鉁攖here 鉁斺湐if i do 平a爷 so my sel锝 馃挴 i say so 馃挴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: 食岫︶祶拾岬 岬検搬祲食岬) mMMMM釒沸滒煉 馃憣馃憣 馃憣袧O0袨喱狅集OO锛疧袨喱犩瑺Oooo岬掅祾岬掅祾岬掅祾岬掅祾岬掟煈 馃憣馃憣 馃憣 馃挴 馃憣 馃憖 馃憖 馃憖 馃憣馃憣Good shit
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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME

twitchquotes: 馃攰馃攰馃毃馃毃WARNING馃攰馃毃馃毃WARNING馃毃馃毃馃攰THIS IS A 馃惛DANK 馃懡MEME鉂椻潡 馃惛ALERT. INCOMING 馃惛DANK 馃懡MEME馃惛 馃憪馃憣HEADING STRAIGHT 馃殌馃殌YOUR WAY. 馃敎馃憜馃憜馃憜PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS馃毀馃毀 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 馃惛DANK 馃懡MEME鉂椻潡 馃惛 馃寢馃寢馃寢 .BUCKLE UP鈾库櫩鈾 THEM SEATBELTS馃懏馃懏,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT馃摰馃摰 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS馃憛馃憛馃崙馃崙馃崙馃崺馃崺馃挬馃挬 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 馃毈馃毈 馃崄馃彮馃崄馃彮馃崄馃毈馃毈DANK FACTORY.
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