It's COCKtober ðð u know what that means ðð
D**k sucking awareness month ð¯ððŒð
send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ðð that love that d**k ððððŠðŠðŠ ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð THOT-O-WEEN ðis upon us !! If you get this message âïž you are queen ðžof the thots!!! Forward this to 7⣠of the ðThOtTiEsTð thots ðthat you know will get some ðð soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ðfor 6â£9⣠days of bad luck â ïž ð âŒïžATTENTION âŒïžðð»ALL HALLOWEEN ððžHOES ðð
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY â ïžYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSðGET ðFISTEDð BY A ðSKELETON ðSHOVE âðCANDY ðœðœCORNð¬IN YOUR ðP***Y ðœAND ð
DONT ð
ââïžFORGET ð©ðTO SUCK SOME ðDRACULA ðD**K ððŠ SO PUT ð YOUR ðð COSTUMES AND GO ðªDOOR TO DOORðªðð
ðŠBEGGING FOR THAT ðGOOD GOODð SEND THIS TO TWELVE1ïžâ£2ïžâ£â ïžSPOOKY ð»ðSLUTSð® TO ðSHOW ððŒTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ð«CHOCOLATEð« COVEREDðD**Kðœ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURLððð ITS COCKTOBER ððððð AND IF YOUððœ ARE GETTING THISððœð IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ð»ðð»ð»ð ð»ðð» HOEðð©ð©ð
ðŠðŠ every year in Cocktober the jack o slutððð comes to lifeðð»ð»ððœððððœ coming to harvest ððð his hoes for THOT-O-WEENððð¥ð¥ððð send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKðð»ð» ð IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREATðð IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCHððâšð® BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ðare in and our gurl ðð» sanders is out ð³ïžâð. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ðŠðŠ to DOMINATEð€Œââïž our HEAD of state ð and his bitchðð»ââïž mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ððŽ and is ready to touch ðð€«ð the hearts ðof all Americans ðºðž. Cum erection day ð³ y'all sluts better fill that hole ðð»ð next to biden and relaseâ America's aching ð€€throbbing ð® desire for green ð€ð€energy, a ban ðon those naughty big black gunsðªðŸ, and more money to payðµð°ðž those slutty nurses ð©ââïžðââïž to make us all feel better ðð¥Ž. Cum ðŠ hoevember help the needy ð
ð§ð»ââïž by supporting big daddy Biden ðšð»âðŠ³and naughty Nancyðââïžð and give dirty Donald ð©, bitch McConnell ð¢, and those filthy ð·ð reSUBlicansð blue ballsðµ. Send to ð of your most deviant ðdemocrats. If you get 5ïžâ£back ur a Biden bitch ð
ð»ðµ. if u get ð u will spend a hot ð¥ Decemberâïžnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ðð college ð.)
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ððOMG ð youâre so FUNNY ð€£ ð€£ so quirky ðð ð€ª so different ð€©absolute crackhead energy ð€ªð€ª comedic geniusð§ ð I literally canât â breathe ð iâm crying dude ðð that was so hilarious ð u really got the whole squad laughing ðšâð©âð§âðŠðð©âð©âðŠâðŠððšâðšâð§âðŠ high IQ comedy ð§ ð§ howâd you come up with that ð§ð really original work ð never seen ð or heard ð anything like that before ð ð ð great ð job ðð keep up the funnies ðð€£ð i love you ð ð youâre my inspiration ð€©ð€©ð€© if only i were as funny ð or smart ð€ or cool ð as you ð but its whatever Iâll continue to watch ððð your content ð¥ð€³ because it âNEVER EVERâ fails to make me laugh ðð thank you ð for existing ð and doing what you do â€ïžâ€ïž
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Time is tickling
Time is tickling â°â° SEND ðð² this ð€³ to TEN (ð) FESTIVE FREAKS ð
ð¿ð¯ââïžðº if u get ð BACK your a ð€€ð STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ðð§Šððð»ðð³ get 5ïžâ£ BACK and ur a ððð Horny Xmas Ham ðð·ð€ªðªµð¥ðð but if u get 0ïžâ£ back ðµ u got a ð¥ DRY Cð
ŸïžAL CUNT ð§ðµð°ðð±ð¥²ð
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK ð€ð€ and it's TIME â±â± to WHIP OUT ð¯ð¯ your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ðððð and FUCK THESE FINALS ð€£ð€£ðð. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ðð your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ðð and HIT ðð the BOOKS ðððtill your BRAIN ð§ ð§ is RUBBED RAW ð«ð« and your PEN ððis DRY ðµðµ. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE ðŠðŠ and do this THING ðð. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST ð€€ð€€ SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! ð±ð±
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Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series
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âATTENTIONâ ïž9ïžâ£YR OLDSð¶ð», WE NEED UR HELPð£! PEWDIEPIEðžðª IS BEING HELDð¡CAPTIVEð BY â¿T-SERIESðïžAND CAN ONLY BE RELEASEDð IF U SMASH ðšTHAT SUBSCRIBE ð
±ïžUTTONðð»ANDðð» TURN ON THE BELLð! TIMEð IS TICKING, LETSâ³âïž ð€ð»BRO FIST T-SERIESð€ð» AND GET THE EPIC ð¥VICTORY ROYALð©ð©ð°
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