It's COCKtober ðð u know what that means ðð
D**k sucking awareness month ð¯ððŒð
send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ðð that love that d**k ððððŠðŠðŠ ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð THOT-O-WEEN ðis upon us !! If you get this message âïž you are queen ðžof the thots!!! Forward this to 7⣠of the ðThOtTiEsTð thots ðthat you know will get some ðð soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ðfor 6â£9⣠days of bad luck â ïž ð âŒïžATTENTION âŒïžðð»ALL HALLOWEEN ððžHOES ðð
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY â ïžYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSðGET ðFISTEDð BY A ðSKELETON ðSHOVE âðCANDY ðœðœCORNð¬IN YOUR ðP***Y ðœAND ð
DONT ð
ââïžFORGET ð©ðTO SUCK SOME ðDRACULA ðD**K ððŠ SO PUT ð YOUR ðð COSTUMES AND GO ðªDOOR TO DOORðªðð
ðŠBEGGING FOR THAT ðGOOD GOODð SEND THIS TO TWELVE1ïžâ£2ïžâ£â ïžSPOOKY ð»ðSLUTSð® TO ðSHOW ððŒTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ð«CHOCOLATEð« COVEREDðD**Kðœ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURLððð ITS COCKTOBER ððððð AND IF YOUððœ ARE GETTING THISððœð IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ð»ðð»ð»ð ð»ðð» HOEðð©ð©ð
ðŠðŠ every year in Cocktober the jack o slutððð comes to lifeðð»ð»ððœððððœ coming to harvest ððð his hoes for THOT-O-WEENððð¥ð¥ððð send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKðð»ð» ð IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREATðð IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCHððâšð® BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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That's some good shit right there
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ðððððððððð good shit goà±ŠÔ sHitð thats â some goodððshit rightððth ð ereððð rightâthere ââif i do ÆœaÒ¯ so my selïœ ð¯ i say so ð¯ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶊáµÊ°áµ áµÊ°áµÊ³áµ) mMMMMá·Ðð¯ ðð ðÐO0ÐଠOOOÐଠଠOoooáµáµáµáµáµáµáµáµáµð ðð ð ð¯ ð ð ð ð ððGood shit
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Would you like to get rich by running your own business
Heyð ladiesðââïž ð· Would ð you ð like ð to 2ïžâ£ get ð® rich ð°ð°ð° by running ðââïžðââïž your ð own business ð©âðŒðŒ from home ð¡ with just 
your phone? ð±ð€³ Well ð€·ââïž you can't. ð Get ð a ð real ð job ð you ð stupid ð cunt
your phone? ð±ð€³ Well ð€·ââïž you can't. ð Get ð a ð real ð job ð you ð stupid ð cunt
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A fine capitalist girl
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I may beâ a communist ð©ââïž but if i seeð a fine ð¯ðð© capitalist ð°ðºðž girl ð±ââïž you betð€ð imma be tryna seize ð the means of dat booty ðððŠð¯
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ðHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGðŠ
âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ððOMG ð youâre so FUNNY ð€£ ð€£ so quirky ðð ð€ª so different ð€©absolute crackhead energy ð€ªð€ª comedic geniusð§ ð I literally canât â breathe ð iâm crying dude ðð that was so hilarious ð u really got the whole squad laughing ðšâð©âð§âðŠðð©âð©âðŠâðŠððšâðšâð§âðŠ high IQ comedy ð§ ð§ howâd you come up with that ð§ð really original work ð never seen ð or heard ð anything like that before ð ð ð great ð job ðð keep up the funnies ðð€£ð i love you ð ð youâre my inspiration ð€©ð€©ð€© if only i were as funny ð or smart ð€ or cool ð as you ð but its whatever Iâll continue to watch ððð your content ð¥ð€³ because it âNEVER EVERâ fails to make me laugh ðð thank you ð for existing ð and doing what you do â€ïžâ€ïž