[Copypasta] COCKtober emojipasta

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 D**k sucking awareness month đŸ˜ŻđŸ™†đŸŒđŸ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that d**k 🍆🍆🍆💩💩💩 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉ you are queen 👾of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠ 🍀 ‌ATTENTION â€ŒïžđŸ’€đŸ‘»ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕾HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY đŸŒœđŸŒœCORN🍬IN YOUR 👉P***Y đŸ˜œAND 🙅DONT đŸ™…â€â™‚ïžFORGET đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒTO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉D**K 🍆💩 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO đŸšȘDOOR TO DOORđŸšȘ👀👅💩BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1ïžâƒŁ2ïžâƒŁâ˜ ïžSPOOKY đŸ‘»đŸ‘SLUTS🌼 TO 👁SHOW đŸ’đŸŒTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME đŸ«CHOCOLATEđŸ« COVERED🍆D**KđŸŒœ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOUđŸ‘ˆđŸœ ARE GETTING THISđŸ‘‡đŸœđŸ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN đŸ‘»đŸŽƒđŸ‘»đŸ‘»đŸŽƒ đŸ‘»đŸŽƒđŸ‘» HOEđŸ˜đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ‘…đŸ’ŠđŸ’Š every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to lifeđŸ™€đŸ˜»đŸ˜»đŸ™ŒđŸœđŸ‘đŸ‘đŸ™ŒđŸœ coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEENđŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸŽˆđŸŽ‚đŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKđŸŽƒđŸ‘»đŸ‘» 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✹🔼 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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Hey👋 ladiesđŸ’â€â™€ïž đŸ“· Would 😍 you 👈 like 👍 to 2ïžâƒŁ get 😼 rich 💰💰💰 by running đŸƒâ€â™€ïžđŸƒâ€â™€ïž your 👈 own business đŸ‘©â€đŸ’ŒđŸ’Œ from home 🏡 with just ☝ your phone? đŸ“±đŸ€ł Well đŸ€·â€â™€ïž you can't. 😂 Get 👏 a 👏 real 👏 job 👏 you 👏 stupid 👏 cunt
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HEY đŸ‘‹đŸ˜© there comrade 💩đŸ’Șcummy! the đŸ‘č supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike đŸ‘©â€âš–ïžâŒ›ïždown the 🌈 sexy đŸ€§đŸ€°đŸ»roe v. wade decision 😏according đŸ€€đŸŠ¶đŸ»to a opinion 🖊writtenâœïžđŸ’ž by daddy đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ™ˆ sammy đŸ‘¶đŸ»đŸ™…đŸ»â€â™‚ïž aLITo. đŸ·đŸ’š the opinion is a 💩🍌 FULL THROATED đŸ“Čâ€ïžâ€đŸ”„GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion đŸš«đŸ‘ of the 1973 👿👎decision that đŸ’đŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ‘Œ guaranteed federal đŸ˜€ cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! â€ïžâ€đŸ”„đŸ«Ąeveryone who đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸ’Š woke remember đŸ™‹âœŠđŸ»đŸ€” to fund đŸ’žđŸ„” planned parenthood and đŸŒȘđŸ‘Œ donate to đŸ§‘đŸŒâ€đŸŒđŸ€‘abortion funds! get yo 📾uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows đŸ§ đŸŒthat everyone 🔜should have đŸ‘©â€âš•ïžđŸ„access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions â€ïžđŸ˜˜ if they choose đŸ’…đŸ»đŸ‘€ to have one. 👑đŸ‘čsend to ten 😬🙏of your closest đŸš±đŸ…ŸïžWHORES to secure abortion đŸ“«đŸ€rights in ameriCUM đŸ€€đŸ‡ș🇾if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified đŸ‘©â€âš–ïžđŸ€€in law 📾👠
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twitchquotes: WHEN I SAT DOWN âŹ‡ïž TO PEE 💩 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET đŸšœ BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED đŸŒŠđŸ‘» ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP âŹ†ïž IT WASN'T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉⁉⁉
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It’s CincHOE🎉 de mayHOE😈😘but all I want đŸ™đŸ» is cincođŸ–ïž5ïžâƒŁ DICKS 🌯🍆💩 in my May-OUTH đŸ˜©đŸ‘…đŸ’Š Today the SEXicans 😍đŸ‡ČđŸ‡œ beat the French đŸ˜’đŸ‡«đŸ‡· at the Battle of Puebla đŸ”«â˜  and now you’re gonna get your piñata beat đŸ˜œđŸ˜© Time to sink this MexicanđŸ‡ČđŸ‡œ dick🍆 into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussyđŸ¶ but❗ONLY❗ if you send đŸ“Č this to 5ïžâƒŁ amigos 👬 you’d cross borders âžĄïž for đŸ‘ŒđŸ»đŸ’Ż Get 5ïžâƒŁ back 🔙 and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❀â˜șïžđŸ˜˜
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