[Copypasta] COCKtober emojipasta

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 D**k sucking awareness month đŸ˜ŻđŸ™†đŸŒđŸ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that d**k 🍆🍆🍆💩💩💩 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉ you are queen 👾of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠ 🍀 ‌ATTENTION â€ŒïžđŸ’€đŸ‘»ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕾HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY đŸŒœđŸŒœCORN🍬IN YOUR 👉P***Y đŸ˜œAND 🙅DONT đŸ™…â€â™‚ïžFORGET đŸ˜©đŸ™ŒTO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉D**K 🍆💩 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO đŸšȘDOOR TO DOORđŸšȘ👀👅💩BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1ïžâƒŁ2ïžâƒŁâ˜ ïžSPOOKY đŸ‘»đŸ‘SLUTS🌼 TO 👁SHOW đŸ’đŸŒTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME đŸ«CHOCOLATEđŸ« COVERED🍆D**KđŸŒœ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOUđŸ‘ˆđŸœ ARE GETTING THISđŸ‘‡đŸœđŸ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN đŸ‘»đŸŽƒđŸ‘»đŸ‘»đŸŽƒ đŸ‘»đŸŽƒđŸ‘» HOEđŸ˜đŸ˜©đŸ˜©đŸ‘…đŸ’ŠđŸ’Š every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to lifeđŸ™€đŸ˜»đŸ˜»đŸ™ŒđŸœđŸ‘đŸ‘đŸ™ŒđŸœ coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEENđŸ˜đŸ˜đŸ’„đŸ’„đŸŽˆđŸŽ‚đŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKđŸŽƒđŸ‘»đŸ‘» 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✹🔼 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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