[Copypasta] COCKtober emojipasta

It's COCKtober ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽƒ u know what that means ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘… D**k sucking awareness month ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘… send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ that love that d**k ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ THOT-O-WEEN ๐ŸŽƒis upon us !! If you get this message โœ‰๏ธ you are queen ๐Ÿ‘ธof the thots!!! Forward this to 7โƒฃ of the ๐Ÿ†ThOtTiEsT๐Ÿ† thots ๐Ÿ’that you know will get some ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ๐Ÿ™for 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ days of bad luck โš ๏ธ ๐Ÿ€ โ€ผ๏ธATTENTION โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ปALL HALLOWEEN ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ•ธHOES ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’…ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY โ˜ ๏ธYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐Ÿ‘GET ๐Ÿ‘ŠFISTED๐Ÿ‘Š BY A ๐Ÿ’€SKELETON ๐Ÿ’€SHOVE โœŠ๐ŸญCANDY ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝCORN๐ŸฌIN YOUR ๐Ÿ‘‰P***Y ๐Ÿ˜ฝAND ๐Ÿ™…DONT ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธFORGET ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ŒTO SUCK SOME ๐Ÿ’DRACULA ๐Ÿ’‰D**K ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ SO PUT ๐Ÿ”› YOUR ๐Ÿ‘—๐Ÿ‘‘ COSTUMES AND GO ๐ŸšชDOOR TO DOOR๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆBEGGING FOR THAT ๐Ÿ˜GOOD GOOD๐Ÿ˜ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃโ˜ ๏ธSPOOKY ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘SLUTS๐ŸŒฎ TO ๐Ÿ‘SHOW ๐Ÿ’๐ŸผTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ŸซCHOCOLATE๐Ÿซ COVERED๐Ÿ†D**K๐ŸŒฝ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š ITS COCKTOBER ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ AND IF YOU๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ ARE GETTING THIS๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜˜ IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป HOE๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ every year in Cocktober the jack o slut๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ comes to life๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ coming to harvest ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰ send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒ IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ”ฎ BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜œ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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joe biden said he was the impostor

I ๐Ÿ‘ met joe biden at ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 3 ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ•‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ he said ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ–• he was the ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿค› impostor guys โ™‚ should ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ซ i ๐Ÿ‘† believe ๐Ÿป him ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ฉ im ๐Ÿผ soo scared โŒ i dont ๐Ÿ˜ก know ๐Ÿค”โ“ what to ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšถ do ๐Ÿ‘Œ help ๐Ÿ’ me ๐Ÿ’‹ out. ๐Ÿค”
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๐Ÿ‘…HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐Ÿ†

๐Ÿ‘ฏhey SlutS! ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’… Now that we got our yearly ๐ŸŽ FUCK ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ itโ€™s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘… 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ was a LONGG ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† and HARD ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ซ year.... we laughed๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ We cried ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘Ž We coughed ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคง we fucked GOOD๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป dick๐Ÿ† and ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตBAD ๐Ÿ˜” dick, ๐Ÿ˜ซ BUTT ๐Ÿ‘ now letโ€™s ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Celebrate ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽ‰ and watch that ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†BIG ๐Ÿ‘… BALL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ Drop ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„ on us! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ So spread ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ those ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ legs ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ and count down โฌ‡๏ธ from ๐Ÿ”Ÿ until your man ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ pops ๐ŸŽ‰ his CORK ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ into that thirsty ๐Ÿ‘…thirsty ๐Ÿ‘… hole! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ COCK-BEGGING โœŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ† WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ for the next 3๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ days ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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