It's COCKtober ðð u know what that means ðð
D**k sucking awareness month ð¯ððŒð
send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ðð that love that d**k ððððŠðŠðŠ ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð THOT-O-WEEN ðis upon us !! If you get this message âïž you are queen ðžof the thots!!! Forward this to 7⣠of the ðThOtTiEsTð thots ðthat you know will get some ðð soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ðfor 6â£9⣠days of bad luck â ïž ð âŒïžATTENTION âŒïžðð»ALL HALLOWEEN ððžHOES ðð
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY â ïžYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSðGET ðFISTEDð BY A ðSKELETON ðSHOVE âðCANDY ðœðœCORNð¬IN YOUR ðP***Y ðœAND ð
DONT ð
ââïžFORGET ð©ðTO SUCK SOME ðDRACULA ðD**K ððŠ SO PUT ð YOUR ðð COSTUMES AND GO ðªDOOR TO DOORðªðð
ðŠBEGGING FOR THAT ðGOOD GOODð SEND THIS TO TWELVE1ïžâ£2ïžâ£â ïžSPOOKY ð»ðSLUTSð® TO ðSHOW ððŒTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ð«CHOCOLATEð« COVEREDðD**Kðœ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURLððð ITS COCKTOBER ððððð AND IF YOUððœ ARE GETTING THISððœð IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ð»ðð»ð»ð ð»ðð» HOEðð©ð©ð
ðŠðŠ every year in Cocktober the jack o slutððð comes to lifeðð»ð»ððœððððœ coming to harvest ððð his hoes for THOT-O-WEENððð¥ð¥ððð send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKðð»ð» ð IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREATðð IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCHððâšð® BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
ð
ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you
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Rawrð²ð x3ð nuzzles how are youðð pounces on youð youâreð soð warmð€ð o3oð noticesð¯ you have a bulgeð o:ð¯ð® someoneâs happyð ;)ðð nuzzles your necky weckyðð~ murr~ heheheð rubbiesðð€ your bulgyð wolgy youâreð so bigð¯ð® :oooo rubbiesðð€ more on your bulgyð wolgy itð« doesnât stopð growing ·///· ðkissesðð youð and lickiesðð
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girlð§ð and my fidget spinners ð¯ð¥ are both drowningððŠ and I could only save oneðâïžïž you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralð
ð»ð Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ðð
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
Iâll throw a party ðð·ðŸ and eat your ass ð
ð.