It's COCKtober ðð u know what that means ðð
D**k sucking awareness month ð¯ððŒð
send this to 12 of ur closet hoes ðð that love that d**k ððððŠðŠðŠ ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ð ðððð ððððð ð ð ð ð ð ð THOT-O-WEEN ðis upon us !! If you get this message âïž you are queen ðžof the thots!!! Forward this to 7⣠of the ðThOtTiEsTð thots ðthat you know will get some ðð soon !!! If you don't, be prepared ðfor 6â£9⣠days of bad luck â ïž ð âŒïžATTENTION âŒïžðð»ALL HALLOWEEN ððžHOES ðð
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY â ïžYOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSðGET ðFISTEDð BY A ðSKELETON ðSHOVE âðCANDY ðœðœCORNð¬IN YOUR ðP***Y ðœAND ð
DONT ð
ââïžFORGET ð©ðTO SUCK SOME ðDRACULA ðD**K ððŠ SO PUT ð YOUR ðð COSTUMES AND GO ðªDOOR TO DOORðªðð
ðŠBEGGING FOR THAT ðGOOD GOODð SEND THIS TO TWELVE1ïžâ£2ïžâ£â ïžSPOOKY ð»ðSLUTSð® TO ðSHOW ððŒTHAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ð«CHOCOLATEð« COVEREDðD**Kðœ BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURLððð ITS COCKTOBER ððððð AND IF YOUððœ ARE GETTING THISððœð IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN ð»ðð»ð»ð ð»ðð» HOEðð©ð©ð
ðŠðŠ every year in Cocktober the jack o slutððð comes to lifeðð»ð»ððœððððœ coming to harvest ððð his hoes for THOT-O-WEENððð¥ð¥ððð send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICKðð»ð» ð IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREATðð IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCHððâšð® BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta
Rosa satð so I could walkð¶ðŸ MLK walkedð¶ðŸð¶ðŸ so I could runððŸObama ranðºðžððŸððŸððŸ so I could flyððœðŠ
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HughðŽð» diedðâ ïž so I could nutð«ðððŠðŠ #RIP
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
Iâll throw a party ðð·ðŸ and eat your ass ð
ð.
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!
ACHOOâŒïžð€§ð€§What was thatâïžâïžððUh-oh ð¯ looks like you just got ðð the Delta variant! ððð Donât you know ðºðžâïžð€¢ð€ð€ð€€ the world ð HOE Organization ðð
called it the most DOMINANT ððŒððŒ strain since the start of the ð PANTIE-DEMIC ððð No more touching daddy ð©ð© ð§ðŒ until you wash ð§œð§œyour dirty ðŸnasty ð€¢ little ð€ðŒfingers âð»ð€ð»âð»ð€ð»for 6ïžâ£9ïžâ£ seconds with sHOEp 𧌠and water ð§ ð
otherwise it doesnât count ð€¡ð€¡ð€¡ Time to stop ð spreading the germs ð€®ð¥Žð€and start spreading ð§your legsð€€ðŠ¶ðœðŠµð»because everyone ð©âðŠ°ðšâð«ðŠ¹ðŸââïžð§ðŒââïžhas to keep TWERKING ððfrom home! ð¡ SEND THIS TO 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ other coronavirus cucks ððŸðð»otherwise Fuckboy Fauci ðð is cumming for you ððð
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ððOMG ð youâre so FUNNY ð€£ ð€£ so quirky ðð ð€ª so different ð€©absolute crackhead energy ð€ªð€ª comedic geniusð§ ð I literally canât â breathe ð iâm crying dude ðð that was so hilarious ð u really got the whole squad laughing ðšâð©âð§âðŠðð©âð©âðŠâðŠððšâðšâð§âðŠ high IQ comedy ð§ ð§ howâd you come up with that ð§ð really original work ð never seen ð or heard ð anything like that before ð ð ð great ð job ðð keep up the funnies ðð€£ð i love you ð ð youâre my inspiration ð€©ð€©ð€© if only i were as funny ð or smart ð€ or cool ð as you ð but its whatever Iâll continue to watch ððð your content ð¥ð€³ because it âNEVER EVERâ fails to make me laugh ðð thank you ð for existing ð and doing what you do â€ïžâ€ïž
