[Copypasta] COCKtober emojipasta

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 D**k sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏌👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that d**k 🍆🍆🍆💊💊💊 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃is upon us !! If you get this message ✉ you are queen 👞of the thots!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🍆ThOtTiEsT🍆 thots 💁that you know will get some 👉👌 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 6⃣9⃣ days of bad luck ⚠ 🍀 ‌ATTENTION ‌💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕞HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌜🌜CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉P***Y 😜AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉D**K 🍆💊 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💊BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1⃣2⃣☠SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW 💁🏌THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆D**K🌜 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏜 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏜😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💊💊 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏜👏👏🙌🏜 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BITCH👄😍✚🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIES
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