[Copypasta] Happy Thanksgiving emoji

Happy 🩃 Thanksgiving 🩃! Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🩃 gobble 🩃 gobble 🩃 up âŹ†ïž those dicks 🍆 chicks đŸ„ and bicks đŸ€š (big dicks) đŸ†đŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜« I bet 😏 you’re all đŸ˜€đŸ˜€đŸ˜€ HORNY-copia đŸŒœ đŸ„”đŸ„•đŸŒ¶đŸ†â™‹ïžđŸ‘€đŸ‘‰đŸ‘Œ for SKANKS-giving đŸ€ȘđŸ˜”đŸ€€đŸ€€đŸ˜ƒđŸ˜đŸ˜ you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all đŸ˜« this đŸ˜« COCK đŸ„łđŸ„łđŸ„łđŸ„ł send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot đŸ„” hot đŸ”„ tasty đŸ€€đŸ˜‹ peach pies đŸ„§ 🍑 😏😏 if you know đŸ€” what I mean â˜șïžđŸ˜˜đŸ˜‹ if you get 1ïžâƒŁ back đŸ™„đŸ€ŹđŸ˜Ą then you and that slut đŸ€€đŸ€€đŸ€€đŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜« have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔đŸȘ¶đŸ• if you get 3ïžâƒŁ back đŸ˜ˆđŸ€‘ you’re going to get your turkey 🩃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜±đŸ˜± if you get 5ïžâƒŁ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s đŸ‘¶đŸ» peach 🍑 pie đŸ„§ just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted đŸ˜‹đŸ€€đŸ„” if you get 7ïžâƒŁ back đŸ›¶ you’ll become đŸ˜ČđŸ˜Č a pilgrim đŸŽ©đŸ‘ž and be the villain đŸŠč‍♀ of American đŸ‡ș🇾 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ back đŸ€ŻđŸ˜±đŸ€ŻđŸ˜±đŸ€ŻđŸ˜±đŸ€Ż you’ll be feasting đŸ€€đŸ˜ this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one đŸ˜«đŸ˜đŸ‘€đŸšŒđŸ’˜ okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🩃🩃🩃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go âžĄïž atone đŸ€Łfor the sins ✝ 😔of my ancestorsđŸ’€đŸ’€đŸ’€đŸ‘©đŸŒâ€â€ïžâ€đŸ’‹â€đŸ‘šđŸŒđŸ€°đŸŒđŸ€±đŸŒđŸ‘©â€đŸ‘§đŸ€ȘđŸ€ȘđŸ€ȘđŸ€ȘđŸ€Ș
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