๐I CAN'T ๐ถ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY ๐M๐L ๐K ๐ ๐ฃ EVE!! TONIGHT ๐ WE WILL GATHER ๐ช WITH OUR FAMILIESโค NOT ONLY TO PRAY๐ TO MLK ๐AND LET HIM KNOW๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ WHAT GIFTS๐ WE WOULD ๐LIKE ๐ TO RECEIVE๐ ON MLK DAY ๐ BUT TO REMEMBER ๐ THAT MLKโค IS THE REAL REASON ๐ถ FOR ๐ตTHE ๐ถ SEASONโ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS๐ฏ OR YOUR BROTHERS ๐ AND SISTERS๐ WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED ๐
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Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)
AMONG ๐ณ US ๐
ฑ๏ธ IN ๐ฑ REAL ๐ต LIFE ๐ฉ SUS ๐ฎ SUS
AMONG ๐ณ US ๐
ฑ๏ธ IN ๐ฑ REAL ๐ต LIFE ๐ฉ SUS ๐ฎ SUS
PLAYING ๐ AMONG ๐ US ๐ก IN ๐ค REAL ๐ค LIFE
SPACESHIP ๐ WITH ๐พ MY ๐
CREW
GOTTA ๐ฅท๐ฟ SPLIT ๐ UP ๐คก SPREAD โ๏ธ OUT ๐ฎCUZ ๐ WE ๐ ALL ๐ GOT ๐ฏ TASKS ๐ป TO ๐ฝ DO
GOTTA ๐ฟ FIND ๐บ THE ๐คง IMPOSTER ๐คซ AS ๐ THEY ๐ TRY ๐ฟ TO ๐ถ SA๐
ฑ๏ธOTAGE
WHO ๐ฎCAN ๐
ฑ๏ธ WE ๐ซ๐ท TRUST ๐ IN ๐คช THIS ๐คฏ AMONG ๐คญ US ๐คฃ ENTOURAGE.
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heart been broke
heart ๐ been broke ๐ so many times โฐ i donโt know 
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง
what to believe ๐ฏ mama ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ said ๐ฃ itโs my fault ๐ข itโs my fault ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธi wear my heart โค๏ธ on my sleeve ๐ช i think itโs best ๐๐ป I put my heart โค๏ธ on ice ๐ง
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Eggplants appear after every word
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Guys ๐ I ๐ Was ๐ On ๐ Pornhub ๐ And ๐ I ๐ Clicked ๐ On ๐ A ๐ Link ๐ That ๐ Said ๐ Local ๐ Milfs ๐ In ๐ My ๐ Area ๐ And ๐ Now ๐ Eggplants ๐ Appear ๐ After ๐ Every ๐ Word ๐ . ๐ What ๐ Do ๐ I ๐ Do ๐? ๐
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?๐๐ I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คข๐๐ข๐ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฎ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ๐๐๐๐๐ Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ค๐
๐๐๐คข๐๐๐ซ๐คฏ๐
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss
In Japan ๐ฏ๐ต , heart surgeon โค๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ . Number one ๐ญโ๏ธ . Steady hand๐ณโ๏ธ. One day, Yakuza boss ๐๐ปneed ๐ heart๐. I do operation๐ชโ๏ธ. But, mistake๐ฑ! Yakuza boss die๐ต๐ช! Yakuza very mad๐ฟ. I hide๐ in fishing boat๐๐ฃ๐ปโโ๏ธ, come to America๐๐๐บ๐ธ. No english๐ค, no food๐ฉ, no money๐๐ซ๐ฒ. Darryl ๐จ๐ฟgive me job๐๐จ๐ปโ๐ผ. Now I have house๐ก, American car ๐ , and new woman ๐๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ. Darryl ๐จ๐ฟsave lifeโ. My big secret๐: I kill โ ๏ธyakuza boss on purpose๐. I good ๐surgeon. The best๐๐ฏ!