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ðHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGðŠ
âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS
âŒïžâŒïžHOLY FUCKING ððŠ SHITâŒïžâŒïžâŒïžâŒïž IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ð©ð AMONG ð° US ðºðž REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 ð±! ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð± AMONG ððšââ€ïžâðšð©ââ€ïžâð© US ðš IS THE BEST ðð¯ FUCKING ðŠðð GAME ð® ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¯ð¯ð¯ð¯ 
ðŽ IS SO SUSSSSS ðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ COME ðŠððââïž TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ð ME SCAN ð ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ WHY ð¡ð€ IS NO â ð« ONE 1ïžâ£ FIXING ðŸ O2 ð
Ÿ ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ OH ð YOUR 
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ðŽ IS SO SUSSSSS ðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžðµïžð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ COME ðŠððââïž TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ð ME SCAN ð ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ WHY ð¡ð€ IS NO â ð« ONE 1ïžâ£ FIXING ðŸ O2 ð
Ÿ ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ð€¬ð€¬ð¡ OH ð YOUR CREWMATE? NAME ð EVERY ð¯ TASK ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð ð«ð Where Any sus!â â Where!â â Where! Any sus!â Where! â Any sus!â â Any sus ðð³ïžâð! â â â â Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus ðð³ïžâð Where!â Where! â Where!Any susâ â Any sus ðŠ! â â â â â â Where! â Where! â Any sus!â â â â Any sus ðð³ïžâð! â â Where!â Any sus ðŠ! â â Where!â â Where! â Where!Where! â â â â â â â Any sus!â â â Any sus!â â â â Where! â Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! â â â â â â I ð¥ think it was purple!ððððððððððIt wasnt me I ð was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ðð€£ðð€£ðð€£ðððð€£ð€£ð€£ððð
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
Iâll throw a party ðð·ðŸ and eat your ass ð
ð.
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Itâs the end of May the Fourth 4ïžâ£ ðð« but that means the beginning of ðžðšðŸðµCincHOE de Mayo ðžðšðŸðµ get ready to get your TACO eaten ð
ðŠð® and gulp Papi's BURRITO ð©ð¯ðŠ send this to 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ of your main ð
ðŸPUTAS ð
ðŸwho need to be stuffed by a CHORIZO ððŠ if you get 5ïžâ£ back you're a border hopping ððœCHOLA ððœIf you get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back you're a ð Green card HOEð If you get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back you're theððœTelenovela main BITCH ððœ If you get 0ïžâ£ back you're getting deported by Trump! ð²ðœð«ð§ðºðž Have a happy CincHOE de Mayo and don't let la Migra get you!!
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
ðœð
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ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
ðœð
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ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
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ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
eatenð
like ðªcookiesðªand ð
ðŠslurpedðŠð
like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ