[Copypasta] Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys πŸ† I πŸ† Was πŸ† On πŸ† Pornhub πŸ† And πŸ† I πŸ† Clicked πŸ† On πŸ† A πŸ† Link πŸ† That πŸ† Said πŸ† Local πŸ† Milfs πŸ† In πŸ† My πŸ† Area πŸ† And πŸ† Now πŸ† Eggplants πŸ† Appear πŸ† After πŸ† Every πŸ† Word πŸ† . πŸ† What πŸ† Do πŸ† I πŸ† Do πŸ†? πŸ†
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August 2019

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Here πŸ’¦ CUMS πŸ’¦ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here πŸ’¦CUMSπŸ’¦ πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa Claus,πŸŽ…πŸ½ here πŸ’¦CUMSπŸ’¦ πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa Claus,πŸŽ…πŸ½ right down πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘ΈπŸ½slutty girl lane!πŸ‘©πŸ½πŸ‘ΈπŸ½ ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ»daddyπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ» not giving you enough πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦cummies?!πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ Hold up,πŸ™…πŸ½πŸ™…πŸ½πŸ™…πŸ½ ho! It's πŸ’¦πŸ’¦cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦ β„οΈπŸ’¦β„οΈSEASON!β„οΈπŸ’¦β„οΈ Pushβœ‹πŸ½βœ‹πŸ½ that πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ»daddyπŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ‘¨πŸ» to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a πŸ‘ŒπŸ½NEWπŸ‘ŒπŸ½ father in 🏑YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏑 πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½Father CHRISTMAS,πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½ the πŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘KINGπŸ‘‘πŸ‘‘ of πŸ’¦cummies!πŸ’¦ That's right,πŸ‘πŸΌ he's been making πŸ‘§πŸ½littleπŸ‘§πŸ½ πŸ‘§πŸ½girlsπŸ‘§πŸ½ squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the πŸ’¦πŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ˜ˆNAUGHTIESTπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜«πŸ˜«πŸ’¦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 πŸ‘§πŸ½girlsπŸ‘§πŸ½ you know and share❗️Those❗️Cummies❗️Get 0️⃣ back and you're a basic πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘coal-slinging bitch.πŸŒ‘πŸŒ‘ Get 5️⃣ back and you get πŸ‘…eatenπŸ‘… like πŸͺcookiesπŸͺand πŸ‘…πŸ’¦slurpedπŸ’¦πŸ‘… like 🍼milk!🍼 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and πŸŽ…πŸ½Santa'sπŸŽ…πŸ½ big πŸ†πŸ†COCKπŸ†πŸ† will grow⏫⏫ 3️⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get πŸ‘πŸŒπŸ†yummy πŸ’πŸ­πŸΌnummy πŸΌπŸ’¦β˜οΈsquishyπŸΌπŸ’¦β˜οΈ πŸ’§πŸ’§cummiesπŸ’§πŸ’§ until next β©πŸŒ¨β˜ƒChristmas!πŸŒ¨β˜ƒ
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Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys πŸ† I πŸ† Was πŸ† On πŸ† Pornhub πŸ† And πŸ† I πŸ† Clicked πŸ† On πŸ† A πŸ† Link πŸ† That πŸ† Said πŸ† Local πŸ† Milfs πŸ† In πŸ† My πŸ† Area πŸ† And πŸ† Now πŸ† Eggplants πŸ† Appear πŸ† After πŸ† Every πŸ† Word πŸ† . πŸ† What πŸ† Do πŸ† I πŸ† Do πŸ†? πŸ†
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August 2019

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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning

twitchquotes: If my girlπŸ‘§πŸ˜ and my fidget spinners πŸ’―πŸ”₯ are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save oneπŸ˜„β˜οΈοΈ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeralπŸ˜…πŸ‘»πŸ’€ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade πŸ™πŸ‘Š
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May 2017

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹ β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Daddies are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Daddy!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺDaddiesπŸ‘ͺ who give you πŸ’¦cummiesπŸ’¦ Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‘Ώ 3 back: you're squishyβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπŸ˜½πŸ‘ΌπŸ’¦ 10+ back: Daddy
August 2021

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Came on the spider to kill it

twitchquotes: πŸ•·IπŸ•·wasπŸ•·masturbatingπŸ•·oneπŸ•·timeπŸ•·butπŸ•·thenπŸ•·IπŸ•·sawπŸ•·aπŸ•·spiderπŸ•·andπŸ•·itπŸ•·freakedπŸ•·meπŸ•·outπŸ•·soπŸ•·IπŸ•·cameπŸ•·onπŸ•·theπŸ•·spiderπŸ•·inπŸ•·orderπŸ•·toπŸ•·killπŸ•·itπŸ•·
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August 2019

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