[Copypasta] Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys πŸ† I πŸ† Was πŸ† On πŸ† Pornhub πŸ† And πŸ† I πŸ† Clicked πŸ† On πŸ† A πŸ† Link πŸ† That πŸ† Said πŸ† Local πŸ† Milfs πŸ† In πŸ† My πŸ† Area πŸ† And πŸ† Now πŸ† Eggplants πŸ† Appear πŸ† After πŸ† Every πŸ† Word πŸ† . πŸ† What πŸ† Do πŸ† I πŸ† Do πŸ†? πŸ†
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August 2019

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!πŸ˜­πŸ‘‹ β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Daddies are irreplaceable πŸ’–I could never delete you Daddy!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺDaddiesπŸ‘ͺ who give you πŸ’¦cummiesπŸ’¦ Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you πŸš«πŸš«πŸ‘Ώ 3 back: you're squishyβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you're daddy's kittenπŸ˜½πŸ‘ΌπŸ’¦ 10+ back: Daddy
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πŸ‘»BOO! Srry did I scare you?

twitchquotes: πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»BOO! Srry did I scare you???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it's October πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ‘½πŸ˜ˆπŸŒ‘ you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN πŸ‘― send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the blockπŸŽƒπŸ‘―πŸ”₯πŸ’€πŸ‘»
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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks πŸ“ŠπŸ“ go up πŸ“ˆπŸ’Έ, my dick goes too πŸ†β¬†οΈπŸ˜³. Bullish πŸ‚ market 🏬 makes me hard πŸ¦΄πŸ’¦. All the countries πŸ³οΈπŸ΄πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸπŸš©πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ try to recover πŸ”„ from corona 🦠 so the money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ flows 🌬 into my pocket πŸ’³. Soon πŸ”œ there will be a crash πŸ“‰πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜– and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes πŸ•³. Then they cut off my greedy dick βœ‚οΈπŸ†πŸ©Έ if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out πŸ‘…πŸ˜Έ. I must turn into a bear πŸ‚βž‘οΈπŸ» and make 🀌🏼 more money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done βœ… I’ll throw a party πŸŽ‰πŸ·πŸΎ and eat your ass πŸ‘…πŸ‘.
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Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series

twitchquotes: ❕ATTENTION⚠️9️⃣YR OLDSπŸ‘ΆπŸ», WE NEED UR HELPπŸ—£! PEWDIEPIEπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ IS BEING HELDπŸ—‘CAPTIVEπŸ‘ BY β™ΏT-SERIESπŸ†˜οΈAND CAN ONLY BE RELEASEDπŸ— IF U SMASH πŸ”¨THAT SUBSCRIBE πŸ…±οΈUTTONπŸ‘πŸ»ANDπŸ‘πŸ» TURN ON THE BELLπŸ””! TIMEπŸ•’ IS TICKING, LETSβ³βŒ›οΈ 🀜🏻BRO FIST T-SERIESπŸ€›πŸ» AND GET THE EPIC πŸ₯‡VICTORY ROYALπŸš©πŸš©πŸ’°
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