[Copypasta] Eggplants appear after every word

twitchquotes: Guys 🍆 I 🍆 Was 🍆 On 🍆 Pornhub 🍆 And 🍆 I 🍆 Clicked 🍆 On 🍆 A 🍆 Link 🍆 That 🍆 Said 🍆 Local 🍆 Milfs 🍆 In 🍆 My 🍆 Area 🍆 And 🍆 Now 🍆 Eggplants 🍆 Appear 🍆 After 🍆 Every 🍆 Word 🍆 . 🍆 What 🍆 Do 🍆 I 🍆 Do 🍆? 🍆
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Happy 🊃 Thanksgiving 🊃! Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 up ⬆ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🀚 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😀😀😀 HORNY-copia 🌜 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🀪😔🀀🀀😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🀀😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🀔 what I mean ☺😘😋 if you get 1⃣ back 🙄🀬😡 then you and that slut 🀀🀀🀀😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3⃣ back 😈🀑 you’re going to get your turkey 🊃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🀀🥵 if you get 7⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🊹‍♀ of American 🇺🇞 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1⃣0⃣ back 🀯😱🀯😱🀯😱🀯 you’ll be feasting 🀀😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚌💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🊃🊃🊃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡ atone 🀣for the sins ✝ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏌‍❀‍💋‍👚🏌🀰🏌🀱🏌👩‍👧🀪🀪🀪🀪🀪
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twitchquotes: 😍Guys😍, I’m 😲shaking😲. I’m fucking😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 🎃👻Halloween 👻✝Mercy.✝🎃 That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The 👪child 👪bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖌💐literal goddess💐🖌. It honestly fucking 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I’ll never❀👅💋mate ❀👅💋with her, ⬆pass⬆ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her 👑birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I’d do fucking💰💰💰 ANYTHING 💰💰
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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💊Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏟😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💊💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍌, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏟🎅🏟 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏌COCK=D💊?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏌💁🏟 If you get 5⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💊! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♚CUMlate☕💊😭 If you get 2⃣0⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💊🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏟🎅🏿🎅🏜🎅🏌
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Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌜 DAY‌ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation 🇺🇞🇺🇞 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌜💊💊💊 These POUNDING 🔚⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆⬆ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for LADY LIBERTY 🗜👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💊💊 Abraham LinCUM 💊💊, 🌲 WOODrow Wilson 😏🌲😉, Bill CLIT-on 👌👈, and the CUMmander in chief, 👊🍆👀BarCOCK Obama 👊🍆👀 Don’t forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE 👀😩 DICKlared war 🔫💣 on those CUMMIES 💊💂💂 Share in ♋ SUCKonds or you won’t be pounding 🔚that presidential PUSSY 🙀🙀 Get 5⃣ back and ur a White House HOE 🏠 Get 🔟 back and ur the SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇞 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan 😩😩💊💊💊💊💊 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑
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