[Copypasta] have you ever had a dream like this?

have you πŸ‘‰πŸΏ ever 😠 had a dreams πŸ˜΄πŸ’­- thats βœ”- that you πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘€ uhm 😀 you πŸ‘ˆ had you πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ˆ could- you πŸ‘ˆ do what you πŸ‘‰ want 😍- you πŸ‘ˆ could do- so you πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘¦- you πŸ‘ˆ do- you πŸ‘ˆ could do you πŸ€–πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ wan πŸ”‘- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ want πŸ˜‹ him πŸ‘΄ to do so much πŸ”₯ that you πŸ‘‰ could do anything πŸ’°?
April 2021

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RIP Hugh Hefner emojipasta

Rosa sat🚌 so I could walk🚢🏾 MLK walked🚢🏾🚢🏾 so I could runπŸƒπŸΎObama ranπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎπŸƒπŸΎ so I could flyπŸ™πŸ½πŸ¦…πŸ¦… HughπŸ‘΄πŸ» diedπŸ’€β˜ οΈ so I could nutπŸ˜«πŸ‡πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ #RIP
January 2024

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Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta v4

It’s CincHOEπŸŽ‰ de mayHOE😈😘but all I want πŸ™πŸ» is cincoπŸ–οΈ5️⃣ DICKS πŸŒ―πŸ†πŸ’¦ in my May-OUTH πŸ˜©πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ Today the SEXicans πŸ˜πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ beat the French πŸ˜’πŸ‡«πŸ‡· at the Battle of Puebla πŸ”«β˜  and now you’re gonna get your piΓ±ata beat 😜😩 Time to sink this MexicanπŸ‡²πŸ‡½ dickπŸ† into that dirty😳 chihuahua pussy🐢 but❗️ONLY❗️ if you send πŸ“² this to 5️⃣ amigos πŸ‘¬ you’d cross borders ➑️ for πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ’― Get 5️⃣ back πŸ”™ and you’ll find the Juan for you tonight ❀️☺️😘
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HERE COMES DAT BOI

twitchquotes: βœ‹πŸΈβœ‹πŸΈβœ‹πŸΈβœ‹πŸΈ o *** waddup πŸ‘‹ here 🚲 come dat bΰ¬ i🚲🚲 right🚲🚲th 🐸 ereβœ‹βœ‹βœ‹ dat 🐸 boi βœ”πŸΈ βœ”if dat boi 🐸 Ζ½ai so πŸ’― i sai so πŸ’― thats what im talking about right there 🚲 o *** (chorus: ΰ¬  sΚ°αΆ¦α΅—) mMMMMαŽ·ΠœπŸ’― βœ‹βœ‹O0ОଠOOOοΌ―OОଠଠOoooα΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’α΅’βœ‹ βœ‹ βœ‹ βœ‹ πŸ’― 🐸🐸🐸 πŸ‘‹πŸ‘‹ waddup
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜€πŸŒžSIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVERπŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈBECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ LOOKS LIKE THE πŸ—TURKEYπŸ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHTπŸŒšβ€ΌοΈ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»FOR A DRY SPELL β˜€οΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπŸ•‘ FOR THE BOYS 😀πŸ’ͺ🏼TO FOCUS πŸ‘€ ON THEMSELVES πŸ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ† SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBERπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
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yang gang for life

twitchquotes: If my girl πŸ‘© and yang πŸ€“ both drowning 😱 and I can only save one 😒 catch me with my 1000 extra a month πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ because it's yang gang for life πŸ˜€πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜Œ
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