[Copypasta] have you ever had a dream like this?

have you 👉🏿 ever 😠 had a dreams 😎💭- thats ✔- that you 👉🏻👀 uhm 😀 you 👈 had you 👈- you 👈 could- you 👈 do what you 👉 want 😍- you 👈 could do- so you 👈👊- you 👈 do- you 👈 could do you 🀖👈- you 👞👉 wan 🔑- you 👞👉 want 😋 him 👎 to do so much 🔥 that you 👉 could do anything 💰?
April 2021

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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?😂😂 I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! 🀣🀣😂🀢😂😢😜 Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? 😁🀣😂😆🀮🀣🀣😂 Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! 😁😁😁😁😁 Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! 🀣🀣🀗😅😆😂🀢😁😄😫🀯😅🀣🀣🀣 Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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Happy Thanksgiving emoji

Happy 🊃 Thanksgiving 🊃! Guess what 😯❓it’s that time ⏰ of year 🗓 to gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 gobble 🊃 up ⬆ those dicks 🍆 chicks 🐥 and bicks 🀚 (big dicks) 🍆😫😫😫😫 I bet 😏 you’re all 😀😀😀 HORNY-copia 🌜 🥔🥕🌶🍆♋👀👉👌 for SKANKS-giving 🀪😔🀀🀀😃😁😁 you’ll be saying 💬 thanks 🙏 for giving me all 😫 this 😫 COCK 🥳🥳🥳🥳 send this to 🔟 of your thiccest sluts with those hot 🥵 hot 🔥 tasty 🀀😋 peach pies 🥧 🍑 😏😏 if you know 🀔 what I mean ☺😘😋 if you get 1⃣ back 🙄🀬😡 then you and that slut 🀀🀀🀀😫😫😫 have to appropriate Native American culture together 😔🪶🏕 if you get 3⃣ back 😈🀑 you’re going to get your turkey 🊃 eaten 😋😋😉😉😏 tomorrow night 😱😱😱😱 if you get 5⃣ back 👀👀 you will be eating your cousin’s 👶🏻 peach 🍑 pie 🥧 just like you’ve always 💯💯💯wanted 😋🀀🥵 if you get 7⃣ back 🛶 you’ll become 😲😲 a pilgrim 🎩👞 and be the villain 🊹‍♀ of American 🇺🇞 history 📖📕📚 😔😔😔 if you get all 1⃣0⃣ back 🀯😱🀯😱🀯😱🀯 you’ll be feasting 🀀😏 this thanksgiving 👀👀 in more ways than one 😫😏👀🚌💘 okay you sexy 😇 sexy 😈 gobbling turkey poos 🊃🊃🊃 it’s time ⏰ for me to go ➡ atone 🀣for the sins ✝ 😔of my ancestors💀💀💀👩🏌‍❀‍💋‍👚🏌🀰🏌🀱🏌👩‍👧🀪🀪🀪🀪🀪
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Japan heart surgeon and yakuza boss

In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❀👚‍⚕ . Number one 😭☝ . Steady hand😳✋. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇞. No english🀐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👚🏿give me job🙌👚🏻‍💌. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀. Darryl 👚🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve

💁I CAN'T 🕶 BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY 💃M👏L 👏K 👏 🗣 EVE!! TONIGHT 🌛 WE WILL GATHER 👪 WITH OUR FAMILIES❀ NOT ONLY TO PRAY🙏 TO MLK 👍AND LET HIM KNOW💊💊💊 WHAT GIFTS🎁 WE WOULD 😚LIKE 😙 TO RECEIVE🍆 ON MLK DAY 🌞 BUT TO REMEMBER 😂 THAT MLK❀ IS THE REAL REASON 🎶 FOR 🎵THE 🎶 SEASON✔ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANS💯 OR YOUR BROTHERS 🙋 AND SISTERS🙆 WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED 😔
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Here 💊 CUMS 💊 SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 right down 👩🏜👞🏜slutty girl lane!👩🏜👞🏜 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 not giving you enough 💊💊💊cummies?!💊💊💊 Hold up,🙅🏜🙅🏜🙅🏜 ho! It's 💊💊cummy💊💊 ❄💊❄SEASON!❄💊❄ Push✋🏜✋🏜 that 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏜NEW👌🏜 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💊cummies!💊 That's right,👍🏌 he's been making 👧🏜little👧🏜 👧🏜girls👧🏜 squishy for 6⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💊😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💊girls ☁squishy☁! So send this to all the 😌nastiest😌 👧🏜girls👧🏜 you know and share❗Those❗Cummies❗Get 0⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💊slurped💊👅 like 🍌milk!🍌 Get 1⃣0⃣ back and 🎅🏜Santa's🎅🏜 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1⃣5⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍌nummy 🍌💊☁squishy🍌💊☁ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌚☃Christmas!🌚☃
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