[Copypasta] have you ever had a dream like this?

have you πŸ‘‰πŸΏ ever 😠 had a dreams πŸ˜΄πŸ’­- thats βœ”- that you πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘€ uhm 😀 you πŸ‘ˆ had you πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ˆ could- you πŸ‘ˆ do what you πŸ‘‰ want 😍- you πŸ‘ˆ could do- so you πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘¦- you πŸ‘ˆ do- you πŸ‘ˆ could do you πŸ€–πŸ‘ˆ- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ wan πŸ”‘- you πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘‰ want πŸ˜‹ him πŸ‘΄ to do so much πŸ”₯ that you πŸ‘‰ could do anything πŸ’°?
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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

You’ve πŸ“‘πŸ‘¨ seen πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸŽ…πŸ» Miku on πŸ”› stage, 4οΈβƒ£πŸ’– but 😠 what πŸ‘πŸΌ about πŸ₯΄ your πŸ‘‰ wrist? βŒšπŸ’― Wrist βŒšπŸ’― World 🌍 is an AR game 🎯 using 😏 wristbands, now πŸ«‚ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even βœ‹ save 🦎 the world! 🌍 Do πŸ‘€ You πŸ‘€πŸ‘¦ Wrist βŒšπŸ’― World? 🌎 wrist βŒšπŸ’― world 🌍🌎🌏
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We didn't start the fire (emoji pasta)

πŸ‘«WE 😑DIDN’TπŸ€ͺSTART❌THE😾 FIRE πŸ”₯ IT 🀨WAS 🀬ALWAYS🀩BURNINGπŸ₯΅ SINCE 😧THE✨WORLDS🌍 BEEN😻TURNING
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έtime to hop onto that founding father dickπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»πŸ‘΄πŸ»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ out here tryna get rammed from behind πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREβ˜„οΈβ˜„οΈβ›°πŸ”πŸ”george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh β„οΈβ„οΈπŸŒ¬wintersπŸŒ¬β„οΈβ„οΈ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsπŸŒͺπŸ’‘β“β“β“be the monica Lewinsky πŸ™‹πŸ»to my bill clintonπŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ baby and i wont deny i had πŸ†πŸ†β™‹οΈsexual relationsβ™‹οΈπŸ†πŸ† with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsπŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈβœπŸ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESπŸ‘ΈπŸΌπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‘ΈπŸΌwho will throw the nastiest neckπŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸŒ¬πŸ’¦ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ’™πŸš¨β€οΈ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightπŸ±πŸ±πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ™ŒπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER

twitchquotes: SORRY SLUTSβ€ΌοΈπŸ˜€πŸŒžSIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVERπŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸš«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈBECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNπŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ™πŸ» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS πŸ‘€πŸ˜³ LOOKS LIKE THE πŸ—TURKEYπŸ— ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHTπŸŒšβ€ΌοΈ PREPARE 🀞🏻UR PUSSIES πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘‰πŸ»FOR A DRY SPELL β˜€οΈ CAUSE ITS TIMEπŸ•‘ FOR THE BOYS 😀πŸ’ͺ🏼TO FOCUS πŸ‘€ ON THEMSELVES πŸ˜‡YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKπŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ† SEND THIS TO 7️⃣ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESπŸ‘―β€β™€οΈTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READY😎FOR NO ❌SIMP❌SEPTEMBERπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
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September 2020

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