[Copypasta] have you ever had a dream like this?

have you 👉🏿 ever 😠 had a dreams 😎💭- thats ✔- that you 👉🏻👀 uhm 😀 you 👈 had you 👈- you 👈 could- you 👈 do what you 👉 want 😍- you 👈 could do- so you 👈👊- you 👈 do- you 👈 could do you 🀖👈- you 👞👉 wan 🔑- you 👞👉 want 😋 him 👎 to do so much 🔥 that you 👉 could do anything 💰?
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MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUT💯👏🙌ONLY THREE MORE COVID🊠VARIANTS🀀UNTIL SIGMA ΣΣ😩 You know what that means you 🅱OOSTED💉SLUTS👅👀 It’s time to get on that COVID Grindset™ before you get 🀯infected🍆🍆🍆by the SUPERIOR😀variant‌‌ The sixth 6⃣wave🌊👋 is CUMMING💊💊📈🅱eta males at the bottom😓👇of the corona🍺sexual🥵 hierarchy 🏆 should ☠prepare to get FUCKED🍑🍆this time⌛ by the extra👌large🀪spike👆protein mutation☢🀀😫 Send this to 1⃣9⃣ of your most IMMUNO⛔COMPROMISED🚫😚😚 friends💩otherwise😳there will be💀 another VERY long📏🍆LOCK🔐DOWN🙈‌‌
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💊😉 🧻Corona🀧 is CUMMING💊 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🊠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🀷‍♂quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧎isopropyl-lubricant 💊 and CUM👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💊💊SYMPTOMATIC🀒 SLUTS🀫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🊇 bitch 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿
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Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🀳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯‍♀🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🀀😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧊🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5⃣ BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny Xmas Ham 🙈🐷🀪🪵🔥😉😏 but if u get 0⃣ back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅟AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑
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