[Copypasta] You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?

You’ve πŸ“‘πŸ‘¨ seen πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸŽ…πŸ» Miku on πŸ”› stage, 4οΈβƒ£πŸ’– but 😠 what πŸ‘πŸΌ about πŸ₯΄ your πŸ‘‰ wrist? βŒšπŸ’― Wrist βŒšπŸ’― World 🌍 is an AR game 🎯 using 😏 wristbands, now πŸ«‚ featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even βœ‹ save 🦎 the world! 🌍 Do πŸ‘€ You πŸ‘€πŸ‘¦ Wrist βŒšπŸ’― World? 🌎 wrist βŒšπŸ’― world 🌍🌎🌏
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