[Copypasta] if my girl and fidget spinner both dying

twitchquotes: if my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜and fidget spinner฿ท both dying๐Ÿ˜ฑand I can only save one ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌcatch me at her funeral ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŒนspinning ฿ท through ฿ท the ฿ท pain ฿ท ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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