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if my girlð§ðand fidget spinnerß· both dyingð±and I can only save one ð€ð¬catch me at her funeral ðð»ð¹spinning ß· through ß· the ß· pain ß· ð¯ ð
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Jacking Off Emoji
SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSâŒïžð€ðSIMP SUMMERðIS OVERð
ð»ââïžð«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ððŒââïžBECAUSE NO âSIMP âSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNðð»ðð» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ðð³ LOOKS LIKE THE ðTURKEYð ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ð§ TONIGHTðâŒïž PREPARE ð€ð»UR PUSSIES ðð»ðð»FOR A DRY SPELL âïž CAUSE ITS TIMEð FOR THE BOYS ð€ðªðŒTO FOCUS ð ON THEMSELVES ðYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKðð»ð SEND THIS TO 7ïžâ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESð¯ââïžTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYðFOR NO âSIMPâSEPTEMBERðð»ðð»
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Simps
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I can't believe it's already MLK eve
ðI CAN'T ð¶ BELIEVE IT'S ALREADY ðMðL ðK ð ð£ EVE!! TONIGHT ð WE WILL GATHER ðª WITH OUR FAMILIES†NOT ONLY TO PRAYð TO MLK ðAND LET HIM KNOWðŠðŠðŠ WHAT GIFTSð WE WOULD ðLIKE ð TO RECEIVEð ON MLK DAY ð BUT TO REMEMBER ð THAT MLK†IS THE REAL REASON ð¶ FOR ðµTHE ð¶ SEASONâ SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER TRUE MLK FANSð¯ OR YOUR BROTHERS ð AND SISTERSð WILL BE FOREVER OPPRESSED ð
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Holiday Emoji
MLK Day
Oh god I want xqc so bad
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Oh god I want xqc so bad ð© ðŠ he's so smart ð€ ð and cute ð ð I would take him to my apartment and kiss him ð ð lick him ð
ð and finger him 
ð I would fuck him ð ðŠ then I'd get him pregnant ð€° ð¶ and we'd raise our own little baby ðšðšðŠ ðŠ and play fortnite with him ð® âšïž xd
ð I would fuck him ð ðŠ then I'd get him pregnant ð€° ð¶ and we'd raise our own little baby ðšðšðŠ ðŠ and play fortnite with him ð® âšïž xd
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xQcOW
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
ðœð
ðœð
ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
eatenð
like ðªcookiesðªand ð
ðŠslurpedðŠð
like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ