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You've seen Miku on stage, but what about your wrist?
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π» Miku on π stage, 4οΈβ£π but π what ππΌ about π₯΄ your 
wrist? βπ― Wrist βπ― World π is an AR game π― using π wristbands, now π« featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even β save π¦ the world! π Do π You ππ¦ Wrist βπ― World? π wrist βπ― world πππ
wrist? βπ― Wrist βπ― World π is an AR game π― using π wristbands, now π« featuring Hatsune Miku! Collect songs, dances, and even β save π¦ the world! π Do π You ππ¦ Wrist βπ― World? π wrist βπ― world πππ
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ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!!
ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!! Now that itβs finally DICKmas π
π¦Santaβs about to slide π
πΎπ down your hot π₯ hot π₯chimney tonight. So lick π¦πthose juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogπΌ, itβs about to get wet down at Santaβs workshopππ! Donβt forgot to slide down that XXXtra π
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πΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πͺ cookie πͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπ! π But are you bad enough to handle Santaβs giant juicy 8=candyππΌCOCK=Dπ¦?? Send this to π of your baddest bitch elvesππΌππΎ If you get 5οΈβ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearππ¦! If you get π back you better be ready for Santaβs hot β¨οΈCUMlateβοΈπ¦π If you get 2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back youβve got the most bitchin π¬peppermint π¬pussy in the North Pole! βοΈβ Hope you get to blow π¬ lots of XXXmas πdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πCUMMIES ππ HAVE A SLUTTY π¦ππ
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! π
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ππOMG π youβre so FUNNY π€£ π€£ so quirky ππ π€ͺ so different π€©absolute crackhead energy π€ͺπ€ͺ comedic geniusπ§ π I literally canβt β breathe π iβm crying dude ππ that was so hilarious π u really got the whole squad laughing π¨βπ©βπ§βπ¦ππ©βπ©βπ¦βπ¦ππ¨βπ¨βπ§βπ¦ high IQ comedy π§ π§ howβd you come up with that π§π really original work π never seen π or heard π anything like that before π π π great π job ππ keep up the funnies ππ€£π i love you π π youβre my inspiration π€©π€©π€© if only i were as funny π or smart π€ or cool π as you π but its whatever Iβll continue to watch πππ your content π₯π€³ because it βNEVER EVERβ fails to make me laugh ππ thank you π for existing π and doing what you do β€οΈβ€οΈ
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A fine capitalist girl
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I may beβ a communist π©ββοΈ but if i seeπ a fine π―ππ© capitalist π°πΊπΈ girl π±ββοΈ you betπ€π imma be tryna seize π the means of dat booty πππ¦π―
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Eggplants appear after every word
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Guys π I π Was π On π Pornhub π And π I π Clicked π On π A π Link π That π Said π Local π Milfs π In π My π Area π And π Now π Eggplants π Appear π After π Every π Word π . π What π Do π I π Do π? π
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