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[Copypasta]if my girl and fidget spinner both dying
twitchquotes:if my girl๐ง๐and fidget spinner฿ท both dying๐ฑand I can only save one ๐ค๐ฌcatch me at her funeral ๐๐ป๐นspinning ฿ท through ฿ท the ฿ท pain ฿ท ๐ฏ ๐
if my girl๐ง๐and fidget spinner฿ท both dying๐ฑand I can only save one ๐ค๐ฌcatch me at her funeral ๐๐ป๐นspinning ฿ท through ฿ท the ฿ท pain ฿ท ๐ฏ ๐
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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Happy PresiDICKโS ๐๐๐ฝ DAYโผ๏ธ Time โฐโฐ to honor the DADDIES ๐ฌ๐ฌ of our nation ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ George SLUTsington ๐ฏ๐ฏ, Benjamin SPANKlin๐๐, John HanCOCK ๐๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ These POUNDING ๐จโ fathers ERECTED โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ their ๐ป๐CUNTstitutional dongs ๐๐for LADY LIBERTY ๐ฝ๐ ๐ Raise that ASS ๐ to ๐ฆ๐ฆ Abraham LinCUM ๐ฆ๐ฆ, ๐ฒ WOODrow Wilson ๐๐ฒ๐, Bill CLIT-on ๐๐, and the CUMmander in chief, ๐ฆ๐๐BarCOCK Obama ๐ฆ๐๐ Donโt forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ๐๐ฉ DICKlared war ๐ซ๐ฃ on those CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐๐ Share in โ๏ธ SUCKonds or you wonโt be pounding ๐จthat presidential PUSSY ๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and ur a White House HOE ๐ Get ๐ back and ur the SUCKretary of state ๐๐๐บ๐ธ Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HAPPY JIZZIDENTโS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ๐๐๐
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My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea
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My ๐คธโโ๏ธBODY๐๏ธโโ๏ธ is a ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ that turns ๐๐น๐ถ๐พ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐น๐๐ธ๐๐๐ฅ into โก ๐ฅโโ โพโธโ๐ฅ ๐ณ๐๐พ๐๐๐พ๐น๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ป๐๐ธโโโ๐ผ๐ธ๐ช๐ช
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๐affirmative ๐amen ๐ซfine ๐good ๐okay ๐ธtrue ๐yea ๐all rightโกaye ๐beyond a doubt ๐ฅby all means ๐certainly โจdefinitely ๐โeven so ๐ฏexactly ๐gladly good enoughโค granted ๐indubitably ๐just so ๐ฅmost assuredly ๐naturally ๐ชof course ๐positively ๐ปprecisely ๐นsure thing ๐surely ๐undoubtedly ๐unquestionably ๐very well ๐ถwillingly ๐without fail ๐ฉyep๐
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