[Copypasta] World War 2 in emojis

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July 2021

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AMONG 😳 US 🅱 IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS AMONG 😳 US 🅱 IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN 🀗 REAL 🀠 LIFE SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH 👟 MY 👅 CREW GOTTA 🥷🏿 SPLIT 😚 UP 🀡 SPREAD ⁉ OUT 📮CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS 👻 TO 👜 DO GOTTA 👿 FIND 👺 THE 🀧 IMPOSTER 🀫 AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO 🛶 SA🅱OTAGE WHO 📮CAN 🅱 WE 🇫🇷 TRUST 😂 IN 🀪 THIS 🀯 AMONG 🀭 US 🀣 ENTOURAGE.
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