[Copypasta] World War 2 in emojis

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July 2021

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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you

twitchquotes: Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you’re😃 so😄 warm🀒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone’s happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🀚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you’re😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🀚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn’t stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💊💊
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ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? 💊😉 🧻Corona🀧 is CUMMING💊 for us and you’ve just tested 😱positive🊠 for being 💋NAUGHTY😉 🙅‍♀Social distancing is in effect🚫 and I want to spend my 🀷‍♂quarenTEEN🔞 with YOU 😍 So grab your 🧎isopropyl-lubricant 💊 and CUM👅 over so I can administer👩‍⚕ your treatment😉 and inject💉 you with the vaccine🍆 We’ll spend the 🗝lockdown🔒 flattening the curve📉 and FATTENING DEM’ 👏🏿 CURVES 🍑 Get ready for 14 days of 💯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS😭 and sitting on my facemask😷 Send this ✉ to covid-19 of your sloppiest 💊💊SYMPTOMATIC🀒 SLUTS🀫 If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat🊇 bitch 👎 If you get 10 back, you’re a 😉horny💄healthy💪hoe😘 If you get all 19 back👏 your ass🍑 is the ANTIDOTE💊 and it’s in high demand 👬🏿
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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks 📊📝 go up 📈💞, my dick goes too 🍆⬆😳. Bullish 🐂 market 🏬 makes me hard 🊎💊. All the countries 🏳🏎🏎‍☠🏁🚩🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🇺🇳 try to recover 🔄 from corona 🊠 so the money 💰💵💞 flows 🌬 into my pocket 💳. Soon 🔜 there will be a crash 📉😭🥺😖 and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚌 out of their holes 🕳. Then they cut off my greedy dick ✂🍆🩞 if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out 👅😞. I must turn into a bear 🐂➡🐻 and make 🀌🏌 more money 💰💵💞 and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done ✅ I’ll throw a party 🎉🍷🍟 and eat your ass 👅🍑.
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

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June 2021

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Gulugulu in your stomach

twitchquotes: Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😌
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