"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!ð±ð±
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ð€®GOVERNMENTð€® to enslave men!!!!ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
PROOFðð "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
So be ð°ð°CAREFULð°ð° around someone who claims to be a ð¡ð¡"FEMALE"ð¡ð¡ because they might be a ð±SPYð± sent by the ð€®GOVERNMENT ð€® ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
If you ð¡DONTð¡ farward this to 20 ðšâðŠ±peopleð§ ðšLITTLE TOMMYð± will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ðïžðïž
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ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ