[Copypasta] My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My 🀞‍♂BODY🏋‍♀ is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄𝒹𝒶𝒟𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒞𝓉𝓈🥛 into ➡ 🔥ⓈⓅ⒟⒞Ⓨ🔥 🐳𝓁𝒟𝓆𝓊𝒟𝒹💊 💩💩𝔻𝕀𝔞ℝℝℍ𝔌𝔞💪💪
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heart been broke

heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🀔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩‍❀‍💋‍👩 said 🗣 it’s my fault 😢 it’s my fault 🀊🏻‍♂i wear my heart ❀ on my sleeve 💪 i think it’s best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❀ on ice 🧊
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HEY 👋😩 there comrade 💊💪cummy! the 👹 supreme 🍆 cock🏛 has 🗳voted to strike 👩‍⚖⌛down the 🌈 sexy 🀧🀰🏻roe v. wade decision 😏according 🀀🊶🏻to a opinion 🖊written✍💞 by daddy 💅🏻🙈 sammy 👶🏻🙅🏻‍♂ aLITo. 🐷💚 the opinion is a 💊🍌 FULL THROATED 📲❀‍🔥GIRTHY 🍆 contraDICKtion 🚫🍑 of the 1973 👿👎decision that 💁🏻‍♀👌 guaranteed federal 😀 cocks-titutuinal 😳 protection 👅💄of abortion rights!!! ❀‍🔥🫡everyone who 🏳‍🌈💊 woke remember 🙋✊🏻🀔 to fund 💞🥵 planned parenthood and 🌪👌 donate to 🧑🏌‍🍌🀑abortion funds! get yo 📞uturuses 💋👠turnt you 💃whore! 🌭every whore knows 🧠🍌that everyone 🔜should have 👩‍⚕🏥access to safe 🙏 🌎abortions ❀😘 if they choose 💅🏻👀 to have one. 👑👹send to ten 😬🙏of your closest 🚱🅟WHORES to secure abortion 📫🀝rights in ameriCUM 🀀🇺🇞if you get five ✋ back abortion 😘💋rights will be codified 👩‍⚖🀀in law 📞👠
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