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HEY ππ© there comrade π¦πͺcummy! the πΉ supreme π cockπ has π³voted to strike π©ββοΈβοΈdown the π sexy π€§π€°π»roe v. wade decision πaccording π€€π¦Άπ»to a opinion πwrittenβοΈπΈ by daddy π
π»π sammy πΆπ»π
π»ββοΈ aLITo. π·π¨ the opinion is a π¦π FULL THROATED π²β€οΈβπ₯GIRTHY π contraDICKtion π«π of the 1973 πΏπdecision that ππ»ββοΈπ guaranteed federal π€ cocks-titutuinal π³ protection π
πof abortion rights!!! β€οΈβπ₯π«‘everyone who π³οΈβππ¦ woke remember πβπ»π€ to fund πΈπ₯΅ planned parenthood and πͺπΌ donate to π§πΌβπΌπ€abortion funds! get yo πΈuturuses ππ turnt you πwhore! πevery whore knows π§ πΌthat everyone πshould have π©ββοΈπ₯access to safe π πabortions β€οΈπ if they choose π
π»π to have one. ππΉsend to ten π¬πof your closest π±π
ΎοΈWHORES to secure abortion π«π€rights in ameriCUM π€€πΊπΈif you get five β back abortion ππrights will be codified π©ββοΈπ€€in law πΈπ
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This ππ is money snek
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This ππ is money snek. πππ°π° Upsnek β¬β¬ππ in 7.123 7β£ 1β£2β£3β£ snekonds ππ or you ββ will NEVER ββββ get monies π°π° again Beware!! ββββYouππ don't ββ have much time!!ππ§πππππ You ππ may never ββget monies π°π°ππ°π° again!!
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GUYS PLEASE HELP! I NEED HELP!
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WHEN I SAT DOWN β¬οΈ TO PEE π¦ THERE WAS A BUG π IN THE TOILET π½ BUT I THOUGHT π IT WAS DROWNED ππ» ββββ N WHEN I GOT UP β¬οΈ IT WASN'T β THERE 
IM SOBBING π IS IT IN MY FUCKING π BUTTHOLE πβ WHERE IS ITβοΈβοΈβοΈ
IM SOBBING π IS IT IN MY FUCKING π BUTTHOLE πβ WHERE IS ITβοΈβοΈβοΈ
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OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?
βΌοΈβΌοΈOH MY GODβΌοΈβΌοΈ IS THAT A π³οΈβπRπ³οΈβπAπ³οΈβπIπ³οΈβπNπ³οΈβπBπ³οΈβπOπ³οΈβπWπ³οΈβπ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ππππ OMG π€―π€―UR SO INCLUSIVEπ±π±π±π± π³οΈβπLGBT π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈTRANS π³οΈββ§οΈRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ππ»ββοΈππΌββοΈππ½ββοΈππΎββοΈππΏββοΈ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ππππ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW π«π©π©πππ₯°π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
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Pewdiepie is being held captive by T-Series
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βATTENTIONβ οΈ9οΈβ£YR OLDSπΆπ», WE NEED UR HELPπ£! PEWDIEPIEπΈπͺ IS BEING HELDπ‘CAPTIVEπ BY βΏT-SERIESποΈAND CAN ONLY BE RELEASEDπ IF U SMASH π¨THAT SUBSCRIBE π
±οΈUTTONππ»ANDππ» TURN ON THE BELLπ! TIMEπ IS TICKING, LETSβ³βοΈ π€π»BRO FIST T-SERIESπ€π» AND GET THE EPIC π₯VICTORY ROYALπ©π©π°
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