[Copypasta] My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My đŸ€žâ€â™‚ïžBODYđŸ‹ïžâ€â™€ïž is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄đ’čđ’¶đ’Ÿđ“‡đ“Ž 𝓅𝓇𝑜đ’čđ“Šđ’žđ“‰đ“ˆđŸ„› into ➡ đŸ”„â“ˆâ“…â’Ÿâ’žâ“ŽđŸ”„ đŸłđ“đ’Ÿđ“†đ“Šđ’Ÿđ’č💩 đŸ’©đŸ’©đ”»đ•€đ”žâ„â„â„đ”Œđ”žđŸ’ȘđŸ’Ș
March 2021

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Came on the spider to kill it

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August 2019

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Here 💩 CUMS 💩 SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here 💩CUMS💩 đŸŽ…đŸœSanta Claus,đŸŽ…đŸœ here 💩CUMS💩 đŸŽ…đŸœSanta Claus,đŸŽ…đŸœ right down đŸ‘©đŸœđŸ‘žđŸœslutty girl lane!đŸ‘©đŸœđŸ‘žđŸœ âŒđŸš«âŒđŸš«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âŒđŸš«âŒđŸš« Is your đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ»daddyđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ» not giving you enough 💩💩💩cummies?!💩💩💩 Hold up,đŸ™…đŸœđŸ™…đŸœđŸ™…đŸœ ho! It's 💩💩cummy💩💩 â„ïžđŸ’Šâ„ïžSEASON!â„ïžđŸ’Šâ„ïž Pushâœ‹đŸœâœ‹đŸœ that đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ»daddyđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‘šđŸ» to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a đŸ‘ŒđŸœNEWđŸ‘ŒđŸœ father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 đŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœFather CHRISTMAS,đŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœđŸŽ…đŸœ the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💩cummies!💩 That's right,đŸ‘đŸŒ he's been making đŸ‘§đŸœlittleđŸ‘§đŸœ đŸ‘§đŸœgirlsđŸ‘§đŸœ squishy for 6ïžâƒŁ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the đŸ’ŠđŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ˜ˆNAUGHTIESTđŸ˜ˆđŸ˜«đŸ˜«đŸ’Šgirls ☁squishy☁! So send this to all the đŸ˜ŒnastiestđŸ˜Œ đŸ‘§đŸœgirlsđŸ‘§đŸœ you know and share❗Those❗Cummies❗Get 0ïžâƒŁ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5ïžâƒŁ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like đŸȘcookiesđŸȘand 👅💩slurped💩👅 like đŸŒmilk!đŸŒ Get 1ïžâƒŁ0ïžâƒŁ back and đŸŽ…đŸœSanta'sđŸŽ…đŸœ big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3ïžâƒŁ sizes inside of you!đŸ˜«đŸ˜© Get 1ïžâƒŁ5ïžâƒŁ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy đŸ’đŸ­đŸŒnummy đŸŒđŸ’Šâ˜ïžsquishyđŸŒđŸ’Šâ˜ïž 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next â©đŸŒšâ˜ƒChristmas!🌹☃
December 2021

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OURcraft?!?!?

Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?😂😂 I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ€ąđŸ˜‚đŸ˜ąđŸ˜œ Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? đŸ˜đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜†đŸ€źđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚ Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! 😁😁😁😁😁 Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€—đŸ˜…đŸ˜†đŸ˜‚đŸ€ąđŸ˜đŸ˜„đŸ˜«đŸ€ŻđŸ˜…đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
December 2020

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World War 2 in emojis

đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸŠđŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘€đŸ‘€ đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžâžĄïžđŸ˜€đŸ˜€đŸ‡ŠđŸ‡č đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‘‰đŸ‘‰đŸ‡šđŸ‡żđŸ˜š đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ™„đŸ‘đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ™„đŸ‘ đŸ‡šđŸ‡żđŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡·đŸ‡ș đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‘‰đŸ‘‰đŸ™đŸ‡”đŸ‡± đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ€ŹđŸ™…â€â™‚ïžđŸ™…â€â™‚ïž đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ€đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžđŸš¶â€â™‚ïžâš”âžĄïžâš”đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ˜Ż đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ˜ŻđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ˜Ż đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ‘šâ€đŸŽšđŸ˜ĄđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒâš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡”đŸ‡±đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ€đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡·đŸ‡ș đŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒđŸšą đŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłđŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜âžĄïžđŸ˜łđŸ˜łâ™żđŸ‡ș🇾 đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜‘đŸ›«đŸ›«đŸ’ŁđŸ’ŁâžĄïžđŸ‡ș🇾♿😯😯😭😭 đŸ‡șđŸ‡žâ™żđŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ‡ŹđŸ‡§đŸ‘šđŸ»â€đŸŠłâœŒâš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜‘đŸ‡źđŸ‡č👹‍đŸŠČ đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»âš”đŸ†šïžâš”đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜ŻđŸ˜ŻđŸ˜ĄđŸ˜ĄđŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„ đŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜đŸ˜˜âžĄïžđŸ‡ș🇾😳🇬🇧😳 đŸ‡©đŸ‡ȘđŸ‘šđŸ»đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‡șđŸ‡žđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡·đŸ‡șđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡šđŸ‡ŠđŸ˜ŽđŸ‡«đŸ‡·đŸ˜Ž đŸ‡ŻđŸ‡”đŸ˜”đŸ”«đŸ‡ș🇾😎☱💣 đŸ‡ș🇳
July 2021

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Halloween Mercy

twitchquotes: 😍Guys😍, I’m đŸ˜ČshakingđŸ˜Č. I’m fuckingđŸ˜Č shakingđŸ˜Č. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with đŸŽƒđŸ‘»Halloween đŸ‘»âœïžMercy.âœïžđŸŽƒïž That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The đŸ‘Șchild đŸ‘Șbearing😍 hips😍 of a đŸ–ŒïžđŸ’literal goddessđŸ’đŸ–Œïž. It honestly fucking 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I’ll neverâ€đŸ‘…đŸ’‹mate â€đŸ‘…đŸ’‹with her, ⬆pass⬆ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her 👑birth👑 a set of đŸ‘Ș💯perfect offspring.💯đŸ‘Ș I’d do fucking💰💰💰 ANYTHING 💰💰
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June 2017

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Overwatch

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