[Copypasta] My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My 🀞‍♂BODY🏋‍♀ is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄𝒹𝒶𝒟𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒞𝓉𝓈🥛 into ➡ 🔥ⓈⓅ⒟⒞Ⓨ🔥 🐳𝓁𝒟𝓆𝓊𝒟𝒹💊 💩💩𝔻𝕀𝔞ℝℝℍ𝔌𝔞💪💪
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