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βΎβΈβπ₯ π³ππΎπππΎπΉπ¦ π©π©π»ππΈβββπΌπΈπͺπͺ
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My π€ΈββοΈBODYποΈββοΈ is a πππππππππ that turns ππΉπΆπΎππ π
πππΉππΈπππ₯ into β‘ π₯ββ
βΎβΈβπ₯ π³ππΎπππΎπΉπ¦ π©π©π»ππΈβββπΌπΈπͺπͺ
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When the stocks ππ go up ππΈ, my dick goes too πβ¬οΈπ³. Bullish π market π¬ makes me hard π¦΄π¦. All the countries π³οΈπ΄π΄ββ οΈππ©π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπΊπ³ try to recover π from corona π¦ so the money π°π΅πΈ flows π¬ into my pocket π³. Soon π there will be a crash πππ₯Ίπ and the bears π» will crawl πΌ out of their holes π³. Then they cut off my greedy dick βοΈππ©Έ if I donβt β eat βem out π
πΈ. I must turn into a bear πβ‘οΈπ» and make π€πΌ more money π°π΅πΈ and eat some honey π»π―. When Iβm done β
Iβll throw a party ππ·πΎ and eat your ass π
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ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!!
ππMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESππ!! Now that itβs finally DICKmas π
π¦Santaβs about to slide π
πΎπ down your hot π₯ hot π₯chimney tonight. So lick π¦πthose juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogπΌ, itβs about to get wet down at Santaβs workshopππ! Donβt forgot to slide down that XXXtra π
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πΎ big North Pole, and make sure your πͺ cookie πͺis yummy enough for Santa to eatπ! π But are you bad enough to handle Santaβs giant juicy 8=candyππΌCOCK=Dπ¦?? Send this to π of your baddest bitch elvesππΌππΎ If you get 5οΈβ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearππ¦! If you get π back you better be ready for Santaβs hot β¨οΈCUMlateβοΈπ¦π If you get 2οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back youβve got the most bitchin π¬peppermint π¬pussy in the North Pole! βοΈβ Hope you get to blow π¬ lots of XXXmas πdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas πCUMMIES ππ HAVE A SLUTTY π¦ππ
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! π
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in, π and π yet π these π beings π don't π« question π© it π― and π carry π on π their π lives π΄ as π normal... π the π emoji π movie π₯ takes π a π far π more π subtle π approach π meaning critics probably π» didn't π« notice the π strong πͺ existential themes present π² in π the π film upon π¦ first π viewing.
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