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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!ð±ð±
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ð€®GOVERNMENTð€® to enslave men!!!!ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
PROOFðð "FEMALE" stands for;
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MALE !!!!
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So be ð°ð°CAREFULð°ð° around someone who claims to be a ð¡ð¡"FEMALE"ð¡ð¡ because they might be a ð±SPYð± sent by the ð€®GOVERNMENT ð€® ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden
The results ðare in and our gurl ðð» sanders is out ð³ïžâð. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming ðŠðŠ to DOMINATEð€Œââïž our HEAD of state ð and his bitchðð»ââïž mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse ððŽ and is ready to touch ðð€«ð the hearts ðof all Americans ðºðž. Cum erection day ð³ y'all sluts better fill that hole ðð»ð next to biden and relaseâ America's aching ð€€throbbing ð® desire for green ð€ð€energy, a ban ðon those naughty big black gunsðªðŸ, and more money to payðµð°ðž those slutty nurses ð©ââïžðââïž to make us all feel better ðð¥Ž. Cum ðŠ hoevember help the needy ð
ð§ð»ââïž by supporting big daddy Biden ðšð»âðŠ³and naughty Nancyðââïžð and give dirty Donald ð©, bitch McConnell ð¢, and those filthy ð·ð reSUBlicansð blue ballsðµ. Send to ð of your most deviant ðdemocrats. If you get 5ïžâ£back ur a Biden bitch ð
ð»ðµ. if u get ð u will spend a hot ð¥ Decemberâïžnight with those skanks at the ERECToral ðð college ð.)
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