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my brother is the best cook
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myπ½ brother π± is the bestπ₯cook π§βπ³because π£with 2οΈβ£ eggsπ₯π₯1οΈβ£sausageπand a cupπ₯of milkπΌheπ±can fillβ¬οΈmyπ©tummyπ€°for9οΈβ£π£monthsπ
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Here π¦ CUMS π¦ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here π¦CUMSπ¦ π
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π½ right down π©π½πΈπ½slutty girl lane!π©π½πΈπ½ βπ«βπ«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!βπ«βπ« Is your π¨π»π¨π»daddyπ¨π»π¨π» not giving you enough π¦π¦π¦cummies?!π¦π¦π¦ Hold up,π
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π½ the ππKINGππ of π¦cummies!π¦ That's right,ππΌ he's been making π§π½littleπ§π½ π§π½girlsπ§π½ squishy for 6οΈβ£ CENTURIES. Don't ββ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the π¦π«π«πNAUGHTIESTππ«π«π¦girls βοΈsquishyβοΈ! So send this to all the πΌnastiestπΌ π§π½girlsπ§π½ you know and shareβοΈThoseβοΈCummiesβοΈGet 0οΈβ£ back and you're a basic ππcoal-slinging bitch.ππ Get 5οΈβ£ back and you get π
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It's EXAM WEEK
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It's EXAM WEEK π€π€ and it's TIME β±β± to WHIP OUT π―π― your EDUCATION ERECTIONS ππππ and FUCK THESE FINALS π€£π€£ππ. That's RIGHT, get READY to BOOTYCALL ππ your SLUTTY STUDY BUDDIES ππ and HIT ππ the BOOKS πππtill your BRAIN π§ π§ is RUBBED RAW π«π« and your PEN ππis DRY π΅π΅. So let's put the CUM in CUMULATIVE π¦π¦ and do this THING ππ. Send this to 11 of the SKANKIEST π€€π€€ SCHOLARS you know or you will LITERALLY get F'D! π±π±
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