[Copypasta] My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My 🀞‍♂BODY🏋‍♀ is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄𝒹𝒶𝒟𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒞𝓉𝓈🥛 into ➡ 🔥ⓈⓅ⒟⒞Ⓨ🔥 🐳𝓁𝒟𝓆𝓊𝒟𝒹💊 💩💩𝔻𝕀𝔞ℝℝℍ𝔌𝔞💪💪
March 2021

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Here 💊 CUMS 💊 SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)

Here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 here 💊CUMS💊 🎅🏜Santa Claus,🎅🏜 right down 👩🏜👞🏜slutty girl lane!👩🏜👞🏜 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 not giving you enough 💊💊💊cummies?!💊💊💊 Hold up,🙅🏜🙅🏜🙅🏜 ho! It's 💊💊cummy💊💊 ❄💊❄SEASON!❄💊❄ Push✋🏜✋🏜 that 👚🏻👚🏻daddy👚🏻👚🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏜NEW👌🏜 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏜🎅🏜🎅🏜 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💊cummies!💊 That's right,👍🏌 he's been making 👧🏜little👧🏜 👧🏜girls👧🏜 squishy for 6⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💊😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💊girls ☁squishy☁! So send this to all the 😌nastiest😌 👧🏜girls👧🏜 you know and share❗Those❗Cummies❗Get 0⃣ back and you're a basic 🌑🌑coal-slinging bitch.🌑🌑 Get 5⃣ back and you get 👅eaten👅 like 🍪cookies🍪and 👅💊slurped💊👅 like 🍌milk!🍌 Get 1⃣0⃣ back and 🎅🏜Santa's🎅🏜 big 🍆🍆COCK🍆🍆 will grow⏫⏫ 3⃣ sizes inside of you!😫😩 Get 1⃣5⃣ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get 🍑🍌🍆yummy 🍒🍭🍌nummy 🍌💊☁squishy🍌💊☁ 💧💧cummies💧💧 until next ⏩🌚☃Christmas!🌚☃
December 2021

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if my girl and fidget spinner both dying

twitchquotes: if my girl👧😍and fidget spinnerß· both dying😱and I can only save one 😀😬catch me at her funeral 😔👻🌹spinning ß· through ß· the ß· pain ß· 💯 😎
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June 2017

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Fidget Spinner

Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)

AMONG 😳 US 🅱 IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS AMONG 😳 US 🅱 IN 😱 REAL 😵 LIFE 💩 SUS 📮 SUS PLAYING 🐈 AMONG 💀 US 😡 IN 🀗 REAL 🀠 LIFE SPACESHIP 🚀 WITH 👟 MY 👅 CREW GOTTA 🥷🏿 SPLIT 😚 UP 🀡 SPREAD ⁉ OUT 📮CUZ 😃 WE 😋 ALL 😐 GOT 😯 TASKS 👻 TO 👜 DO GOTTA 👿 FIND 👺 THE 🀧 IMPOSTER 🀫 AS 👀 THEY 🛖 TRY 🗿 TO 🛶 SA🅱OTAGE WHO 📮CAN 🅱 WE 🇫🇷 TRUST 😂 IN 🀪 THIS 🀯 AMONG 🀭 US 🀣 ENTOURAGE.
June 2021

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Among Us / Amogus

OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

‌‌OH MY GOD‌‌ IS THAT A 🏳‍🌈R🏳‍🌈A🏳‍🌈I🏳‍🌈N🏳‍🌈B🏳‍🌈O🏳‍🌈W🏳‍🌈 LOGO?!?!?!?!? 😍😍😍😍 OMG 🀯🀯UR SO INCLUSIVE😱😱😱😱 🏳‍🌈LGBT 🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧TRANS 🏳‍⚧RIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈 UR SO PROGRESSIVE 💁🏻‍♂💁🏌‍♂💁🏜‍♂💁🏟‍♂💁🏿‍♂ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! 👏👏👏🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW 😫😩😩😍😍🥰🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈🏳‍⚧🏳‍🌈
June 2021

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Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden

The results 📈are in and our gurl 💃🏻 sanders is out 🏳‍🌈. Time to get ready for big daddy HOE Biden. He's cumming 💊💊 to DOMINATE🀌‍♂ our HEAD of state 🍊 and his bitch💁🏻‍♀ mike pence. He may be a donkey but he's big as a horse 🍆🐎 and is ready to touch 👋🀫😈 the hearts 💞of all Americans 🇺🇞. Cum erection day 🗳 y'all sluts better fill that hole 👉🏻👌 next to biden and relase✊ America's aching 🀀throbbing 😮 desire for green 🀑🀑energy, a ban 🛑on those naughty big black guns💪🏟, and more money to pay💵💰💞 those slutty nurses 👩‍⚕💁‍♀ to make us all feel better 👄🥎. Cum 💊 hoevember help the needy 👅🧎🏻‍♂ by supporting big daddy Biden 👚🏻‍🊳and naughty Nancy💁‍♀👏 and give dirty Donald 🎩, bitch McConnell 🐢, and those filthy 😷😏 reSUBlicans🐘 blue balls🔵. Send to 🔟 of your most deviant 😈democrats. If you get 5⃣back ur a Biden bitch 💅🏻💵. if u get 🔟 u will spend a hot 🔥 December⛄night with those skanks at the ERECToral 😏🍆 college 🏛.)
May 2022

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Joe Biden

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