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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS
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It's Cinco de mayo... ðð®ð but all I want ðð» is cinco DICKS ð¯ in my May-OUTH ð©ð
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