[Copypasta] My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™‚๏ธBODY๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ is a ๐Ÿš‚๐Œ๐€๐‚๐‡๐ˆ๐๐„๐Ÿš‚ that turns ๐Ÿ„๐’น๐’ถ๐’พ๐“‡๐“Ž ๐“…๐“‡๐‘œ๐’น๐“Š๐’ธ๐“‰๐“ˆ๐Ÿฅ› into โžก ๐Ÿ”ฅโ“ˆโ“…โ’พโ’ธโ“Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿณ๐“๐’พ๐“†๐“Š๐’พ๐’น๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐”ป๐•€๐”ธโ„โ„โ„๐”ผ๐”ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
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