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Emoji Pasta
Among Us In Real Life Song Lyrics (Emojipasta)
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Emoji Pasta
Among Us / Amogus
Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
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Emoji Pasta
Christmas
Holiday Emoji
Holiday
OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
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Emoji Pasta
ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you?
ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? ðŠð ð§»Coronað€§ is CUMMINGðŠ for us and youâve just tested ð±positiveðŠ for being ðNAUGHTYð ð
ââïžSocial distancing is in effectð« and I want to spend my ð€·ââïžquarenTEENð with YOU ð So grab your ð§Žisopropyl-lubricant ðŠ and CUMð
over so I can administerð©ââïž your treatmentð and injectð you with the vaccineð Weâll spend the ðlockdownð flattening the curveð and FATTENING DEMâ ðð¿ CURVES ð Get ready for 14 days of ð¯THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICSð and sitting on my facemaskð· Send this âïž to covid-19 of your sloppiest ðŠðŠSYMPTOMATICð€ SLUTSð€« If you get 5 back, youâre a Wuhan batðŠ bitch ð If you get 10 back, youâre a ðhornyðhealthyðªhoeð If you get all 19 backð your assð is the ANTIDOTEð and itâs in high demand ð¬ð¿