[Copypasta] My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea

My 🀞‍♂BODY🏋‍♀ is a 🚂𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄🚂 that turns 🐄𝒹𝒶𝒟𝓇𝓎 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒹𝓊𝒞𝓉𝓈🥛 into ➡ 🔥ⓈⓅ⒟⒞Ⓨ🔥 🐳𝓁𝒟𝓆𝓊𝒟𝒹💊 💩💩𝔻𝕀𝔞ℝℝℍ𝔌𝔞💪💪
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HOLA👋🏻 all you dirty little TACO🌮SLUTS😘🀣do you know what day it is?!🀔 I smell immigrants🙎🏟‍♂🙋🏜‍♂ and CULTURAL APPROPRIATION🙅🏌 so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE😩💊🍻🌮❀🌯 Hide your KIDS👚‍👩‍👧‍👊, hide your BURRITOS🌯, and get your CUMMIES READY😩cause DADDY TRUMP🇧🇪is coming to deport us all🀷🏜‍♂🙆🏟 But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS 🌮 and eat TEQUILA 🍞because the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America🇺🇞is to PARTYYY🎈🎉🎁😍💊😩 So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST😏 jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT ❌get any back you get NO 🚫🚫CULTURAL CUMMIES 😭🀷🏜‍♂🌮💊😩
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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💊Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏟😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💊💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍌, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏟🎅🏟 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏌COCK=D💊?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏌💁🏟 If you get 5⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💊! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♚CUMlate☕💊😭 If you get 2⃣0⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💊🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏟🎅🏿🎅🏜🎅🏌
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