âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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ððMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESðð!!
ððMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESðð!! Now that itâs finally DICKmas ð
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ðŸ big North Pole, and make sure your ðª cookie ðªis yummy enough for Santa to eatð! ð But are you bad enough to handle Santaâs giant juicy 8=candyððŒCOCK=DðŠ?? Send this to ð of your baddest bitch elvesððŒððŸ If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearððŠ! If you get ð back you better be ready for Santaâs hot âšïžCUMlateâïžðŠð If you get 2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back youâve got the most bitchin ð¬peppermint ð¬pussy in the North Pole! âïžâ Hope you get to blow ð¬ lots of XXXmas ðdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ðCUMMIES ðð HAVE A SLUTTY ðŠðð
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ð
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