โผ๏ธITS๐ SPANKSGIVING ๐ BITCHESโผ๏ธOn this day ๐ many years ago ๐ฎ the SLUTTY ๐ PILGRIMS ๐ฉ sailed โต๏ธ across the ASSlantic ๐ HOEcean in a quest ๐to find ๐ more ๐ COCKS ๐ to SUCK! ๐
Together with the ๐ NAUGHTY ๐ NATIVES ๐น, they gathered ๐ซ around the dinner table ๐ฝ and had ๐ our nationโs very 1๏ธโฃst GANG BANG! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏโโ๏ธ We honor ๐๐ป their ORGY ๐ฎ every year ๐ by giving THANKS ๐๐ผ to all ๐ฅฐ thatโs important โค๏ธ to us: Family ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, Friends ๐ฌ, Freedom ๐บ๐ธ, and DICK! ๐๐ฝ๐
So grab your BUNS, ๐โ๐๐squeeze those BREASTS, ๐๐ฅ๐คฒ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ๐ฝ๐ฝ amount of DICK ๐ ๐ฉ into that hungry ๐ฎ hungry HOLE! ๐ณ๐๐
Ladies ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, just like your ๐ฆ THOTSgiving ๐ฆ turkey, itโs time โฐ to throw your legs ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธin the air ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธand prepare to get โก๏ธ STUFFED ๐!
After dinner,๐ดitโs time ๐ฎ for CUMPKIN PIE!! ๐ฅง Show Daddy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆณ how ๐๐ผ thankful ๐๐ผ you are and LICKK ๐ his WishBONE ๐ฆด until he gets as HARD ๐as PlyMOUTH rock โฐ and shoots ๐ฆ his HOMEADE GRAVY ๐ฅฃ! ๐
Midnight ๐ starts ๐ BLACK โฌ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐ so send ๐ค this to ๐ THOTS ๐๐ปโโ๏ธyou are thankful ๐๐ผ for! If you get 0๏ธโฃ back, sail ๐ to England ๐๐ป๐คฎ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youโll be getting your corn ๐ฝ CREAMED ๐๐ฅฐ. Get ๐ back or more, and the ๐ BIGGEST, ๐ GIRTHIEST, BLACKโซ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐ COCK ๐ฑ is CUMMING ๐ฆYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT๐คฎ to enslave men!!!!๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
PROOF๐๐ "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
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So be ๐ฐ๐ฐCAREFUL๐ฐ๐ฐ around someone who claims to be a ๐ก๐ก"FEMALE"๐ก๐ก because they might be a ๐ฑSPY๐ฑ sent by the ๐คฎGOVERNMENT ๐คฎ ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
If you ๐กDONT๐ก farward this to 20 ๐จโ๐ฆฑpeople๐ง ๐จLITTLE TOMMY๐ฑ will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐ โโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete..... ๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ 10+ back: Daddy
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UwU what's this? Nuzzles how are you
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Rawr๐ฒ๐ x3๐ nuzzles how are you๐๐ pounces on you๐ youโre๐ so๐ warm๐ค๐ o3o๐ notices๐ฏ you have a bulge๐ o:๐ฏ๐ฎ someoneโs happy๐ ;)๐๐ nuzzles your necky wecky๐๐~ murr~ hehehe๐ rubbies๐๐ค your bulgy๐ wolgy youโre๐ so big๐ฏ๐ฎ :oooo rubbies๐๐ค more on your bulgy๐ wolgy it๐ซ doesnโt stop๐ growing ยท///ยท ๐kisses๐๐ you๐ and lickies๐๐
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Came on the spider to kill it
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๐ทI๐ทwas๐ทmasturbating๐ทone๐ทtime๐ทbut๐ทthen๐ทI๐ทsaw๐ทa๐ทspider๐ทand๐ทit๐ทfreaked๐ทme๐ทout๐ทso๐ทI๐ทcame๐ทon๐ทthe๐ทspider๐ทin๐ทorder๐ทto๐ทkill๐ทit๐ท
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i didnt fuck my cat emojified
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i๐โโ๏ธdidnโt ๐ซ fuck ๐๐ฆmy cat๐พ. i didnt ๐ซcum ๐๐ฆon my cat๐ผ . i didntโ put 
my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐ with this ๐
๐ผas possible. (1/?)
my Dick ๐ anywhere ๐near my cat๐ . Ive never โ๐
โโ๏ธdone anything weird โโโwith my ๐โโ๏ธ๐ปcats. I promised๐ค myself ๐คi wasnt going to make ๐ข๐ขapology ๐ฟ videos๐น after last years๐
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ๐ with this ๐
๐ผas possible. (1/?)
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