âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
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HEY ðð© there comrade ðŠðªcummy! the ð¹ supreme ð cockð has ð³voted to strike ð©ââïžâïždown the ð sexy ð€§ð€°ð»roe v. wade decision ðaccording ð€€ðŠ¶ð»to a opinion ðwrittenâïžðž by daddy ð
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ð»ââïž aLITo. ð·ðš the opinion is a ðŠð FULL THROATED ð²â€ïžâð¥GIRTHY ð contraDICKtion ð«ð of the 1973 ð¿ðdecision that ðð»ââïžð guaranteed federal ð€ cocks-titutuinal ð³ protection ð
ðof abortion rights!!! â€ïžâð¥ð«¡everyone who ð³ïžâððŠ woke remember ðâð»ð€ to fund ðžð¥µ planned parenthood and ðªðŒ donate to ð§ðŒâðŒð€abortion funds! get yo ðžuturuses ðð turnt you ðwhore! ðevery whore knows ð§ ðŒthat everyone ðshould have ð©ââïžð¥access to safe ð ðabortions â€ïžð if they choose ð
ð»ð to have one. ðð¹send to ten ð¬ðof your closest ð±ð
ŸïžWHORES to secure abortion ð«ð€rights in ameriCUM ð€€ðºðžif you get five â back abortion ððrights will be codified ð©ââïžð€€in law ðžð
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ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME
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Happy PresiDICKâS ðððœ DAYâŒïž Time â°â° to honor the DADDIES ð¬ð¬ of our nation ðºðžðºðž George SLUTsington ð¯ð¯, Benjamin SPANKlinðð, John HanCOCK ððœðŠðŠðŠ These POUNDING ðšâ fathers ERECTED â¬ïžâ¬ïž their ð»ðCUNTstitutional dongs ððfor LADY LIBERTY ðœð
ð Raise that ASS ð to ðŠðŠ Abraham LinCUM ðŠðŠ, ð² WOODrow Wilson ðð²ð, Bill CLIT-on ðð, and the CUMmander in chief, ðŠððBarCOCK Obama ðŠðð Donât forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ðð© DICKlared war ð«ð£ on those CUMMIES ðŠðð Share in âïž SUCKonds or you wonât be pounding ðšthat presidential PUSSY ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and ur a White House HOE ð Get ð back and ur the SUCKretary of state ðððºðž Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ð©ð©ðŠðŠðŠðŠðŠ HAPPY JIZZIDENTâS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ððð
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS
âŒïžâŒïžHOLY FUCKING ððŠ SHITâŒïžâŒïžâŒïžâŒïž IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ð©ð AMONG ð° US ðºðž REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 ð±! ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð± AMONG ððšââ€ïžâðšð©ââ€ïžâð© US ðš IS THE BEST ðð¯ FUCKING ðŠðð GAME ð® ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¥ð¯ð¯ð¯ð¯ 
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