âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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heart been broke
heart ð been broke ð so many times â° i donât know 
what to believe ð¯ mama ð©ââ€ïžâðâð© said ð£ itâs my fault ð¢ itâs my fault ð€Šð»ââïži wear my heart â€ïž on my sleeve ðª i think itâs best ðð» I put my heart â€ïž on ice ð§
what to believe ð¯ mama ð©ââ€ïžâðâð© said ð£ itâs my fault ð¢ itâs my fault ð€Šð»ââïži wear my heart â€ïž on my sleeve ðª i think itâs best ðð» I put my heart â€ïž on ice ð§
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ð HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ð
ð¯hey SlutS! ð¯ð
Now that we got our yearly ð FUCK ððŒfrom good ole Saint DICK ð
ðŸ itâs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!ððŸð
2ïžâ£0ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ was a LONGG ðð and HARD ðâð»ð« year.... we laughedððððŒ We cried ð¢ðð We coughed ðŠð€ð€§ we fucked GOODðð» dickð and ðµðµBAD ð dick, ð« BUTT ð now letâs ððCelebrate ðð and watch that ðŠðBIG ð
BALL ðððŒ Drop ðð on us! ðð So spread ððœ those ððœ legs ððœ and count down â¬ïž from ð until your man ðªðŸ pops ð his CORK ðŸðŸ into that thirsty ð
thirsty ð
hole! ð¥°ð¥° Send this to 2ïžâ£1ïžâ£ COCK-BEGGING âð»ð WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ðð± for the next 3ïžâ£6ïžâ£5ïžâ£ days ððð
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iðââïždidnât ð« fuck ððŠmy catðŸ. i didnt ð«cum ððŠon my catðŒ . i didntâ put 
my Dick ð anywhere ðnear my catð . Ive never âð
ââïždone anything weird âââwith my ðââïžð»cats. I promisedð€ myself ð€i wasnt going to make ð¢ð¢apology ð¿ videosð¹ after last yearsð
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ð with this ð
ðŒas possible. (1/?)
my Dick ð anywhere ðnear my catð . Ive never âð
ââïždone anything weird âââwith my ðââïžð»cats. I promisedð€ myself ð€i wasnt going to make ð¢ð¢apology ð¿ videosð¹ after last yearsð
thing so im just trying to be as short and honest ð with this ð
ðŒas possible. (1/?)
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece
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The ðºð»default danceðºð» is truly a ðmasterpiece. Neverâin all of historyðððððhas such an artistic masterpieceð ever been created. The choreographyðð» is possibly the most beautifulð sightð ever beheld by the humanðð»ââïž eyeð. The sharp ðªsound of the SLAPð when the playerâs handsð collide perfectly ð¯ with the beat of the song ðµ sends a bone chillingâ ïž shiver down my spine, every single time ðI hear itðð». I find my self watching ðmy in-game ð®avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ðð»for hoursð§ on end.
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