[Copypasta] If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning

twitchquotes: If my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜ and my fidget spinners ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ are both drowning๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ฆ and I could only save one๐Ÿ˜„โ˜๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘Š
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May 2017

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Fidget Spinner

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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚ youโ€™re so FUNNY ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ so quirky ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿคช so different ๐Ÿคฉabsolute crackhead energy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช comedic genius๐Ÿง  ๐Ÿ˜‚ I literally canโ€™t โŒ breathe ๐Ÿ˜ญ iโ€™m crying dude ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ that was so hilarious ๐Ÿ˜† u really got the whole squad laughing ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ high IQ comedy ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง  howโ€™d you come up with that ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚ really original work ๐Ÿ˜‚ never seen ๐Ÿ™ˆ or heard ๐Ÿ™‰ anything like that before ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ great ๐Ÿ‘ job ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ keep up the funnies ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘‘ i love you ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ˜˜ youโ€™re my inspiration ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ if only i were as funny ๐Ÿ˜„ or smart ๐Ÿค“ or cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž as you ๐Ÿ˜” but its whatever Iโ€™ll continue to watch ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ your content ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿคณ because it โŒNEVER EVERโŒ fails to make me laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ thank you ๐Ÿ™ for existing ๐Ÿ˜‡ and doing what you do โค๏ธโค๏ธ
April 2022

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Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ“ go up ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’ธ, my dick goes too ๐Ÿ†โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Bullish ๐Ÿ‚ market ๐Ÿฌ makes me hard ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ฆ. All the countries ๐Ÿณ๏ธ๐Ÿด๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ try to recover ๐Ÿ”„ from corona ๐Ÿฆ  so the money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ flows ๐ŸŒฌ into my pocket ๐Ÿ’ณ. Soon ๐Ÿ”œ there will be a crash ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜– and the bears ๐Ÿป will crawl ๐Ÿšผ out of their holes ๐Ÿ•ณ. Then they cut off my greedy dick โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฉธ if I donโ€™t โŒ eat โ€™em out ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ธ. I must turn into a bear ๐Ÿ‚โžก๏ธ๐Ÿป and make ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ more money ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ and eat some honey ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฏ. When Iโ€™m done โœ… Iโ€™ll throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ and eat your ass ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘.
October 2021

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WallStreetBets

And youโ€™ve been, GNOMED

twitchquotes: Ho ho ho ha ha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚, ho ho ho he ha๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Hello there๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘‹, old chum๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต. Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ g'not ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธa g'nelf๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‘Ž. Iโ€™m ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธg'not๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™€๏ธ a g'noblin๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘บ. Iโ€™m a g'nome๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ˜!! And youโ€™ve been, GNOOOMED๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ!!!
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September 2018

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I'm already Tracer

twitchquotes: โ“ Maybe Iโ€™ll be Tracer ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ โ— Iโ€™m already Tracer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ โ” What about Widowmaker ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ โ• Iโ€™m already Widowmaker ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ฏIโ€™ll be Bastion ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿšซ Nอ˜อžEอžอ Rฬทอ˜FอŸ อžอ BASอžฬขTฬงอขIOฬขNอŸา‰า‰ โšฐ๏ธ ๐Ÿคท Youโ€™re right; so, Winston ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ ๐ŸŒ I wanna be Winston ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ I guess Iโ€™ll be Genji ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™m already Genji ๐Ÿ‘ค ๐Ÿ’€ Then Iโ€™ll be McCree ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ”ซ I already chose McCree ๐Ÿ•›โ˜ ๏ธ โœ‹ I have an idea ๐Ÿ™‹ โ“ Whatโ€™s your idea? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ™Œ You should beโ€” ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿฆถ ๐Ÿ™… Iโ€™m not gonna be Mercy โ€ผ๏ธโœจ
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November 2018

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Overwatch

ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจWARNING๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ŠTHIS IS A ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐ŸธALERT. INCOMING ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEME๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ŒHEADING STRAIGHT ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€YOUR WAY. ๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐Ÿšง๐Ÿšง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ŸธDANK ๐Ÿ‘ฝMEMEโ—โ— ๐Ÿธ ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹ .BUCKLE UPโ™ฟโ™ฟโ™ฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐Ÿ“ต๐Ÿ“ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿšฌ๐ŸšฌDANK FACTORY.
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May 2016

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