ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
ð
ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
I used to be a real ad
More Emoji Pasta Copypastas
Ocean Man
twitchquotes:
OCEAN MAN ð ð Take me by the hand â lead me to the land that you understand ð ð OCEAN MAN ð ð The voyage ð² to the corner of the ð globe is a real trip ð ð OCEAN MAN ð ð The crust of a tan man ð³ imbibed by the sand ð Soaking up the ðŠ thirst of the land ð¯
twitch chat
Emoji Pasta
COCKtober emojipasta
Gulugulu in your stomach
twitchquotes:
Doâ not ð° eat ð fish ð after ð¶ u ð¯ drink water ðº bc ð° it can ð» swim in ð ur stomach ð® and u will ð² feel ð gulugulu in ur stomach ðð³ðŒ
twitch chat
Emoji Pasta
Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!ð±ð±
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ð€®GOVERNMENTð€® to enslave men!!!!ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
PROOFðð "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
So be ð°ð°CAREFULð°ð° around someone who claims to be a ð¡ð¡"FEMALE"ð¡ð¡ because they might be a ð±SPYð± sent by the ð€®GOVERNMENT ð€® ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
If you ð¡DONTð¡ farward this to 20 ðšâðŠ±peopleð§ ðšLITTLE TOMMYð± will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ðïžðïž
ðððððððð
Emoji Pasta
Cinco de Mayo Emoji Pasta
HOLAðð» all you dirty little TACOð®SLUTSðð€£do you know what day it is?!ð€ I smell immigrantsððŸââïžððœââïž and CULTURAL APPROPRIATIONð
ðŒ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISEð©ðŠð»ð®â€ïžð¯ Hide your KIDSðšâð©âð§âðŠ, hide your BURRITOSð¯, and get your CUMMIES READYð©cause DADDY TRUMPð§ðªis coming to deport us allð€·ðœââïžððŸ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ð® and eat TEQUILA ðžbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in Americaðºðžis to PARTYYYðððððŠð© So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIESTð jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT âget any back you get NO ð«ð«CULTURAL CUMMIES ðð€·ðœââïžð®ðŠð©