ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Happy ðŠ Thanksgiving ðŠ! Guess what ð¯âitâs that time â° of year ð to gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ up â¬ïž those dicks ð chicks ð¥ and bicks ð€š (big dicks) ðð«ð«ð«ð« I bet ð youâre all ð€ð€ð€ HORNY-copia ðœ ð¥ð¥ð¶ðâïžððð for SKANKS-giving ð€ªðð€€ð€€ððð youâll be saying ð¬ thanks ð for giving me all ð« this ð« COCK ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ send this to ð of your thiccest sluts with those hot 𥵠hot ð¥ tasty ð€€ð peach pies 𥧠ð ðð if you know 
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
what I mean âºïžðð if you get 1ïžâ£ back ðð€¬ð¡ then you and that slut ð€€ð€€ð€€ð«ð«ð« have to appropriate Native American culture together ððª¶ð if you get 3ïžâ£ back ðð€ youâre going to get your turkey ðŠ eaten ððððð tomorrow night ð±ð±ð±ð± if you get 5ïžâ£ back ðð you will be eating your cousinâs ð¶ð» peach ð pie 𥧠just like youâve always ð¯ð¯ð¯wanted ðð€€ð¥µ if you get 7ïžâ£ back ð¶ youâll become ð²ð² a pilgrim ð©ð and be the villain ðŠ¹ââïž of American ðºðž history ððð ððð if you get all 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ð±ð€¯ youâll be feasting ð€€ð this thanksgiving ðð in more ways than one ð«ðððŒð okay you sexy ð sexy ð gobbling turkey poos ðŠðŠðŠ itâs time â° for me to go â¡ïž atone ð€£for the sins âïž ðof my ancestorsðððð©ðŒââ€ïžâðâðšðŒð€°ðŒð€±ðŒð©âð§ð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ªð€ª
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ðHAPPY SPANKSGIVINGðŠ
âŒïžITSð SPANKSGIVING ð BITCHESâŒïžOn this day ð many years ago ð® the SLUTTY ð PILGRIMS ð© sailed âµïž across the ASSlantic ð HOEcean in a quest ðto find ð more ð COCKS ð to SUCK! ð
Together with the ð NAUGHTY ð NATIVES ð¹, they gathered ð« around the dinner table ðœ and had ð our nationâs very 1ïžâ£st GANG BANG! ð¯ââïžð¯ð¯ââïž We honor ðð» their ORGY ð® every year ð by giving THANKS ððŒ to all 𥰠thatâs important â€ïž to us: Family ðšâð©âð§âðŠ, Friends ð¬, Freedom ðºðž, and DICK! ððœð
So grab your BUNS, ðâððsqueeze those BREASTS, ðð¥ð€² and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ðœðœ amount of DICK ð ð© into that hungry ð® hungry HOLE! ð³ðð
Ladies ð¯ââïž, just like your ðŠ THOTSgiving ðŠ turkey, itâs time â° to throw your legs ð€žðŒââïžin the air ð€žðŒââïžand prepare to get â¡ïž STUFFED ð!
After dinner,ðŽitâs time ð® for CUMPKIN PIE!! 𥧠Show Daddy ðšðœâðŠ³ how ððŒ thankful ððŒ you are and LICKK ð his WishBONE ðŠŽ until he gets as HARD ðas PlyMOUTH rock â° and shoots ðŠ his HOMEADE GRAVY ð¥£! ð
Midnight ð starts ð BLACK â¬ïž FRIDAY ð so send ð€ this to ð THOTS ðð»ââïžyou are thankful ððŒ for! If you get 0ïžâ£ back, sail ð to England ðð»ð€® If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youâll be getting your corn ðœ CREAMED ðð¥°. Get ð back or more, and the ð BIGGEST, ð GIRTHIEST, BLACKâ«ïž FRIDAY ð COCK ð± is CUMMING ðŠYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ðððððð
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ððMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESðð!!
ððMERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHESðð!! Now that itâs finally DICKmas ð
ðŠSantaâs about to slide ð
ðŸð down your hot ð¥ hot ð¥chimney tonight. So lick ðŠðthose juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnogðŒ, itâs about to get wet down at Santaâs workshopðð! Donât forgot to slide down that XXXtra ð
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ðŸ big North Pole, and make sure your ðª cookie ðªis yummy enough for Santa to eatð! ð But are you bad enough to handle Santaâs giant juicy 8=candyððŒCOCK=DðŠ?? Send this to ð of your baddest bitch elvesððŒððŸ If you get 5ïžâ£ back, youre on the naughty list this yearððŠ! If you get ð back you better be ready for Santaâs hot âšïžCUMlateâïžðŠð If you get 2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back youâve got the most bitchin ð¬peppermint ð¬pussy in the North Pole! âïžâ Hope you get to blow ð¬ lots of XXXmas ðdick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ðCUMMIES ðð HAVE A SLUTTY ðŠðð
DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ð
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