ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! π¨π¨πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈtime to hop onto that founding father dickππππ΄π»π΄π»π΄π»π΄π»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!π©π©π©πππ
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π¦π¦ out here tryna get rammed from behind ππππharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREβοΈβοΈβ°ππgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh βοΈβοΈπ¬wintersπ¬βοΈβοΈ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsπͺπβββbe the monica Lewinsky ππ»to my bill clintonπββοΈ baby and i wont deny i had ππβοΈsexual relationsβοΈππ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsπΈπΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈβπ»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESπΈπΌπΊπΈπΊπΈπΈπΌwho will throw the nastiest neckπππ©π©πππ¬π¦ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYππππ¨β€οΈ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightπ±π±π¦π¦ππ©π©π©π©π©πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
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