ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
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have you ever had a dream like this?
have you ðð¿ ever ð had a dreams ðŽð- thats â- that you ðð»ð€ uhm ð€ you ð had you ð- you ð could- you ð do what you 
want ð- you ð could do- so you ððŠ- you ð do- you ð could do you ð€ð- you ðžð wan ð- you ðžð want ð him ðŽ to do so much ð¥ that you could do anything ð°?
want ð- you ð could do- so you ððŠ- you ð do- you ð could do you ð€ð- you ðžð wan ð- you ðžð want ð him ðŽ to do so much ð¥ that you could do anything ð°?
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Boomer anthem
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Pleaseð³ rise ð for the ð€š national ð anthem ð¶ of boomers ð€ª
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Video Games ð® cause violence ð¡ððŒ,
Phone ð± bad ð, book ð good ð
I hate ð my wife ð°
Pause âžïž the Fortnite ð¥ please ð€
Funny ð€£ Facebook ð minion ð€ memes ð€ª
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If Harambe and my girl both drowning
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If harambe ð and my girl ð§ ð both drowning ð± ð and I can only save one ð€ ð¬ Catch me at my girl funeral ð ð» ð¹ with my dick out ð ð¯ ð ð
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
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ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
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ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
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ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
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like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
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ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ