ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Bullish market makes me hard
When the stocks ðð go up ððž, my dick goes too ðâ¬ïžð³. Bullish ð market ð¬ makes me hard ðŠŽðŠ. All the countries ð³ïžðŽðŽââ ïžðð©ð³ïžâðð³ïžââ§ïžðºð³ try to recover ð from corona ðŠ so the money ð°ðµðž flows ð¬ into my pocket ð³. Soon ð there will be a crash ððð¥ºð and the bears ð» will crawl ðŒ out of their holes ð³. Then they cut off my greedy dick âïžðð©ž if I donât â eat âem out ð
ðž. I must turn into a bear ðâ¡ïžð» and make ð€ðŒ more money ð°ðµðž and eat some honey ð»ð¯. When Iâm done â
Iâll throw a party ðð·ðŸ and eat your ass ð
ð.
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President's Day Emoji Pasta PresiDICK's Day
Happy PresiDICKâS ðððœ DAYâŒïž Time â°â° to honor the DADDIES ð¬ð¬ of our nation ðºðžðºðž George SLUTsington ð¯ð¯, Benjamin SPANKlinðð, John HanCOCK ððœðŠðŠðŠ These POUNDING ðšâ fathers ERECTED â¬ïžâ¬ïž their ð»ðCUNTstitutional dongs ððfor LADY LIBERTY ðœð
ð Raise that ASS ð to ðŠðŠ Abraham LinCUM ðŠðŠ, ð² WOODrow Wilson ðð²ð, Bill CLIT-on ðð, and the CUMmander in chief, ðŠððBarCOCK Obama ðŠðð Donât forget Dwight D. EisenWHORE ðð© DICKlared war ð«ð£ on those CUMMIES ðŠðð Share in âïž SUCKonds or you wonât be pounding ðšthat presidential PUSSY ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and ur a White House HOE ð Get ð back and ur the SUCKretary of state ðððºðž Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan ð©ð©ðŠðŠðŠðŠðŠ HAPPY JIZZIDENTâS DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS ððð
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Debunking the existence of females
"FEMALES" DON'T EXIST!!!!!!ð±ð±
A "FEMALE" is a fake person designed by the ð€®GOVERNMENTð€® to enslave men!!!!ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
PROOFðð "FEMALE" stands for;
F ake
E ngineered
MALE !!!!
ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
So be ð°ð°CAREFULð°ð° around someone who claims to be a ð¡ð¡"FEMALE"ð¡ð¡ because they might be a ð±SPYð± sent by the ð€®GOVERNMENT ð€® ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±ð±
If you ð¡DONTð¡ farward this to 20 ðšâðŠ±peopleð§ ðšLITTLE TOMMYð± will crawl out of your sink and eat Your eyeballs ðïžðïž
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OURcraft?!?!?
Youtube? More like OURtube, am I right?ðð I'll put a picture of Staling next to this, so the meme will be super-duper funny!! Get it? Get it? Cause communism, you know, its about making everything shared, right? So you see, this joke is so clever because instead of saying "you", I say OURS! ð€£ð€£ðð€¢ðð¢ð Get it? Get it? Cuz ours is like its SHARED XD. Man, i'm soooo clever. You know what, it seems to me like I'm really good at these camunism jokes, so I'll try making more!! How about instead of minecraft we say OURcraft? ðð€£ððð€®ð€£ð€£ð Get it? Cause commanism!!! Oh, how about, whenever I see something that breaks or falls apart, I'll ask in a very clever and humorous way: "What is this, the USSR?" Get it? Its cause the USSSSSSR also fell apart!! ððððð Or maybe I'll call anything that has the colour red in it COMMUNIST!! ð€£ð€£ð€ð
ððð€¢ððð«ð€¯ð
ð€£ð€£ð€£ Cuz you know, the USssSSSSR's flag is ALSO RED!!!!
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HEY ðð© there comrade ðŠðªcummy! the ð¹ supreme ð cockð has ð³voted to strike ð©ââïžâïždown the ð sexy ð€§ð€°ð»roe v. wade decision ðaccording ð€€ðŠ¶ð»to a opinion ðwrittenâïžðž by daddy ð
ð»ð sammy ð¶ð»ð
ð»ââïž aLITo. ð·ðš the opinion is a ðŠð FULL THROATED ð²â€ïžâð¥GIRTHY ð contraDICKtion ð«ð of the 1973 ð¿ðdecision that ðð»ââïžð guaranteed federal ð€ cocks-titutuinal ð³ protection ð
ðof abortion rights!!! â€ïžâð¥ð«¡everyone who ð³ïžâððŠ woke remember ðâð»ð€ to fund ðžð¥µ planned parenthood and ðªðŒ donate to ð§ðŒâðŒð€abortion funds! get yo ðžuturuses ðð turnt you ðwhore! ðevery whore knows ð§ ðŒthat everyone ðshould have ð©ââïžð¥access to safe ð ðabortions â€ïžð if they choose ð
ð»ð to have one. ðð¹send to ten ð¬ðof your closest ð±ð
ŸïžWHORES to secure abortion ð«ð€rights in ameriCUM ð€€ðºðžif you get five â back abortion ððrights will be codified ð©ââïžð€€in law ðžð