ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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if my girl and fidget spinner both dying
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if my girlð§ðand fidget spinnerß· both dyingð±and I can only save one ð€ð¬catch me at her funeral ðð»ð¹spinning ß· through ß· the ß· pain ß· ð¯ ð
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ð HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ð
ð¯hey SlutS! ð¯ð
Now that we got our yearly ð FUCK ððŒfrom good ole Saint DICK ð
ðŸ itâs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!ððŸð
2ïžâ£0ïžâ£2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ was a LONGG ðð and HARD ðâð»ð« year.... we laughedððððŒ We cried ð¢ðð We coughed ðŠð€ð€§ we fucked GOODðð» dickð and ðµðµBAD ð dick, ð« BUTT ð now letâs ððCelebrate ðð and watch that ðŠðBIG ð
BALL ðððŒ Drop ðð on us! ðð So spread ððœ those ððœ legs ððœ and count down â¬ïž from ð until your man ðªðŸ pops ð his CORK ðŸðŸ into that thirsty ð
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hole! ð¥°ð¥° Send this to 2ïžâ£1ïžâ£ COCK-BEGGING âð»ð WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ðð± for the next 3ïžâ£6ïžâ£5ïžâ£ days ððð
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
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ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
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ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
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ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
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like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
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ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ
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A ð whole ðŠ town ðª of ðŠ beings, ð confined to ðŠ feeling ð one ð€ emotion their ð entire ð life. ð€ That ð could ð honestly ð be ð the ð focus of ðŠ an ð¹ entire ð movie, ð¥ but ð in ð the ð emoji ð movie ð¥ that's ðŠ just ð the ð world ð they ð¥ live ð
in, ð and ð yet ð these ð beings ð don't ð« question ð© it ð¯ and ð carry ð on ð their ð lives ðŽ as ð normal... ð the ð emoji ð movie ð¥ takes ð a ð far ð more ð subtle ð approach ð meaning critics probably ð» didn't ð« notice the ð strong ðª existential themes present ð² in ð the ð film upon ðŠ first ð viewing.
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OMG you're so FUNNY so quirky
ððOMG ð youâre so FUNNY ð€£ ð€£ so quirky ðð ð€ª so different ð€©absolute crackhead energy ð€ªð€ª comedic geniusð§ ð I literally canât â breathe ð iâm crying dude ðð that was so hilarious ð u really got the whole squad laughing ðšâð©âð§âðŠðð©âð©âðŠâðŠððšâðšâð§âðŠ high IQ comedy ð§ ð§ howâd you come up with that ð§ð really original work ð never seen ð or heard ð anything like that before ð ð ð great ð job ðð keep up the funnies ðð€£ð i love you ð ð youâre my inspiration ð€©ð€©ð€© if only i were as funny ð or smart ð€ or cool ð as you ð but its whatever Iâll continue to watch ððð your content ð¥ð€³ because it âNEVER EVERâ fails to make me laugh ðð thank you ð for existing ð and doing what you do â€ïžâ€ïž