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ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! 🚚🚚🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞time to hop onto that founding father dick🍆🍆🍆👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻or should i say founding DADDIES!!!😩😩😩🙌🙌👅👅💊💊 out here tryna get rammed from behind 🍑🍑🍑🍑harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMORE☄☄⛰🏔🏔george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh ❄❄🌬winters🌬❄❄ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets🌪💑❓❓❓be the monica Lewinsky 🙋🏻to my bill clinton🙋‍♂ baby and i wont deny i had 🍆🍆♋sexual relations♋🍆🍆 with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs💞💞🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂🀷🏌‍♂✍🏻send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES👞🏌🇺🇞🇺🇞👞🏌who will throw the nastiest neck🍆🍆😩😩🙌🙌🌬💊 on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY😊😊💙🚚❀ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight🐱🐱💊💊🙌😩😩😩😩😩🇺🇞🇺🇞🇺🇞
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