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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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Happy ðŠ Thanksgiving ðŠ! Guess what ð¯âitâs that time â° of year ð to gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ gobble ðŠ up â¬ïž those dicks ð chicks ð¥ and bicks ð€š (big dicks) ðð«ð«ð«ð« I bet ð youâre all ð€ð€ð€ HORNY-copia ðœ ð¥ð¥ð¶ðâïžððð for SKANKS-giving ð€ªðð€€ð€€ððð youâll be saying ð¬ thanks ð for giving me all ð« this ð« COCK ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ð¥³ send this to ð of your thiccest sluts with those hot 𥵠hot ð¥ tasty ð€€ð peach pies 𥧠ð ðð if you know 
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