ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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heyyy ð Marthin Luther QUEENS ð¯ââïž i have a dream ðŽ ð that you will be dicked ð down â¬ïž tonight like DADDY ðšð¿âðŠ³ Martin Luther King Jr. would have wanted ðâð¿ so MARCH ð¶ââïž on down â¬ïž to his washington monument ðºðž and have a SIT IN ð§ââïž on that DICK ðð Make sure to ABOLISH his KKKOCK ðœ like a TRUE PATRIOT ðœ segregate those cheeks ð tonight it doesnât matter ð
ââïž if his fountain ððŠ is BLACK or WHITE ð€ we are all CUMRADES ðŠðŠ in the fight against discrimination ð SOAK those PANTIFA 𩲠our TWERK is not over âŒïž SEND this ð€ to âïž every WOKE HOE ð€¯ you know ð Get 2ïžâ£0ïžâ£ BACK to END racism â and UNITE the races in SEXUAL ðð HARMONY â®ïž
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WHEN I SAT DOWN â¬ïž TO PEE ðŠ THERE WAS A BUG ð IN THE TOILET ðœ BUT I THOUGHT ð IT WAS DROWNED ðð» ââââ N WHEN I GOT UP â¬ïž IT WASN'T â THERE 
IM SOBBING ð IS IT IN MY FUCKING ð BUTTHOLE ðâ WHERE IS ITâïžâïžâïž
IM SOBBING ð IS IT IN MY FUCKING ð BUTTHOLE ðâ WHERE IS ITâïžâïžâïž
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If Harambe and my girl both drowning
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If harambe ð and my girl ð§ ð both drowning ð± ð and I can only save one ð€ ð¬ Catch me at my girl funeral ð ð» ð¹ with my dick out ð ð¯ ð ð
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Harambe
My BODY is machine that turns diary products into spicy liquid diarrhea
My ð€žââïžBODYðïžââïž is a ððððððððð that turns ðð¹ð¶ðŸðð ð
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Here ðŠ CUMS ðŠ SANTA (Christmas Emoji Pasta)
Here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ here ðŠCUMSðŠ ð
ðœSanta Claus,ð
ðœ right down ð©ðœðžðœslutty girl lane!ð©ðœðžðœ âð«âð«STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!âð«âð« Is your ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» not giving you enough ðŠðŠðŠcummies?!ðŠðŠðŠ Hold up,ð
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ðœ ho! It's ðŠðŠcummyðŠðŠ âïžðŠâïžSEASON!âïžðŠâïž Pushâðœâðœ that ðšð»ðšð»daddyðšð»ðšð» to the â©â©sideâ©â© and let a ððœNEWððœ father in ð¡YOUR CHIMNEY!! ð¡ ð
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ðœFather CHRISTMAS,ð
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ðœ the ððKINGðð of ðŠcummies!ðŠ That's right,ððŒ he's been making ð§ðœlittleð§ðœ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ squishy for 6ïžâ£ CENTURIES. Don't ââ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ðŠð«ð«ðNAUGHTIESTðð«ð«ðŠgirls âïžsquishyâïž! So send this to all the ðŒnastiestðŒ ð§ðœgirlsð§ðœ you know and shareâïžThoseâïžCummiesâïžGet 0ïžâ£ back and you're a basic ððcoal-slinging bitch.ðð Get 5ïžâ£ back and you get ð
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like ðªcookiesðªand ð
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like ðŒmilk!ðŒ Get 1ïžâ£0ïžâ£ back and ð
ðœSanta'sð
ðœ big ððCOCKðð will growâ«â« 3ïžâ£ sizes inside of you!ð«ð© Get 1ïžâ£5ïžâ£ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ðððyummy ðððŒnummy ðŒðŠâïžsquishyðŒðŠâïž ð§ð§cummiesð§ð§ until next â©ðšâChristmas!ðšâ