ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ðšðšðºðžðºðžðºðžðºðžtime to hop onto that founding father dickððððŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»ðŽð»or should i say founding DADDIES!!!ð©ð©ð©ððð
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ðŠðŠ out here tryna get rammed from behind ððððharder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREâïžâïžâ°ððgeorge washington mightve been able to survive the harsh âïžâïžð¬wintersð¬âïžâïž of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheetsðªðâââbe the monica Lewinsky ðð»to my bill clintonðââïž baby and i wont deny i had ððâïžsexual relationsâïžðð with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programsðžðžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðŒââïžâð»send this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSESðžðŒðºðžðºðžðžðŒwho will throw the nastiest neckððð©ð©ððð¬ðŠ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAYððððšâ€ïž if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonightð±ð±ðŠðŠðð©ð©ð©ð©ð©ðºðžðºðžðºðž
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And youâve been, GNOMED
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SIMP SUMMER IS OVER
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SORRY SLUTSâŒïžð€ðSIMP SUMMERðIS OVERð
ð»ââïžð«YOU BETTER FUCK OFF ððŒââïžBECAUSE NO âSIMP âSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUNðð»ðð» YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ðð³ LOOKS LIKE THE ðTURKEYð ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ð§ TONIGHTðâŒïž PREPARE ð€ð»UR PUSSIES ðð»ðð»FOR A DRY SPELL âïž CAUSE ITS TIMEð FOR THE BOYS ð€ðªðŒTO FOCUS ð ON THEMSELVES ðYOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES FOR THAT GOOD DICKðð»ð SEND THIS TO 7ïžâ£ OF YOUR BIGGEST HOESð¯ââïžTO LET THEM KNOW YOU'RE READYðFOR NO âSIMPâSEPTEMBERðð»ðð»
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Itâs CincHOEð de mayHOEððbut all I want ðð» is cincoðïž5ïžâ£ DICKS ð¯ððŠ in my May-OUTH ð©ð
ðŠ Today the SEXicans ðð²ðœ beat the French ðð«ð· at the Battle of Puebla ð«â and now youâre gonna get your piñata beat ðð© Time to sink this Mexicanð²ðœ dickð into that dirtyð³ chihuahua pussyð¶ butâïžONLYâïž if you send ð² this to 5ïžâ£ amigos ð¬ youâd cross borders â¡ïž for ðð»ð¯ Get 5ïžâ£ back ð and youâll find the Juan for you tonight â€ïžâºïžð
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece
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The ðºð»default danceðºð» is truly a ðmasterpiece. Neverâin all of historyðððððhas such an artistic masterpieceð ever been created. The choreographyðð» is possibly the most beautifulð sightð ever beheld by the humanðð»ââïž eyeð. The sharp ðªsound of the SLAPð when the playerâs handsð collide perfectly ð¯ with the beat of the song ðµ sends a bone chillingâ ïž shiver down my spine, every single time ðI hear itðð». I find my self watching ðmy in-game ð®avatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ðð»for hoursð§ on end.
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