ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
๐
๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
(โฬฟฤนฬฏโโฌโดโฌโด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Emoji Pasta Copypastas
Would you like to get rich by running your own business
Hey๐ ladies๐โโ๏ธ ๐ท Would ๐ you ๐ like ๐ to 2๏ธโฃ get ๐ฎ rich ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ by running ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ your ๐ own business ๐ฉโ๐ผ๐ผ from home ๐ก with just 
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
your phone? ๐ฑ๐คณ Well ๐คทโโ๏ธ you can't. ๐ Get ๐ a ๐ real ๐ job ๐ you ๐ stupid ๐ cunt
Emoji Pasta
my brother is the best cook
twitchquotes:
my๐ฝ brother ๐ฑ is the best๐ฅcook ๐งโ๐ณbecause ๐ฃwith 2๏ธโฃ eggs๐ฅ๐ฅ1๏ธโฃsausage๐ญand a cup๐ฅof milk๐ผhe๐ฑcan fillโฌ๏ธmy๐ฉtummy๐คฐfor9๏ธโฃ๐ฃmonths๐
๐ฅฐ๐คฉ
twitch chat
Emoji Pasta
Gulugulu in your stomach
twitchquotes:
Doโ not ๐ฐ eat ๐ fish ๐ after ๐ถ u ๐ฏ drink water ๐บ bc ๐ฐ it can ๐ป swim in ๐ ur stomach ๐ฎ and u will ๐ฒ feel ๐ gulugulu in ur stomach ๐๐ณ๐ผ
twitch chat
Emoji Pasta
ALERT INCOMING DANK MEME
twitchquotes:
๐๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐๐จ๐จWARNING๐จ๐จ๐THIS IS A ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธALERT. INCOMING ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEME๐ธ ๐๐HEADING STRAIGHT ๐๐YOUR WAY. ๐๐๐๐PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS๐ง๐ง NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS ๐ธDANK ๐ฝMEMEโโ ๐ธ ๐๐๐ .BUCKLE UPโฟโฟโฟ THEM SEATBELTS๐ฎ๐ฎ,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT๐ต๐ต AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS๐
๐
๐๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ญ๐๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ฌDANK FACTORY.
twitch chat
Emoji Pasta
Classic
joe biden said he was the impostor
I ๐ met joe biden at ๐ธ๐ฆ 3 ๐๐ am ๐ he said ๐ฌ๐ he was the ๐๐ค impostor guys โ should ๐๐ซ i ๐ believe ๐ป him ๐จ๐ฉ im ๐ผ soo scared โ i dont ๐ก know ๐คโ what to ๐๐ถ do ๐ help ๐ me ๐ out. 