ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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Rosa sat๐ so I could walk๐ถ๐พ MLK walked๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐พ so I could run๐๐พObama ran๐บ๐ธ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ so I could fly๐๐ฝ๐ฆ
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Hugh๐ด๐ป died๐โ ๏ธ so I could nut๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ #RIP
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If my girl and my fidget spinners are both drowning
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If my girl๐ง๐ and my fidget spinners ๐ฏ๐ฅ are both drowning๐๐ฆ and I could only save one๐โ๏ธ๏ธ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral๐
๐ป๐ Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade ๐๐
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๐ HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS ๐
๐ฏhey SlutS! ๐ฏ๐
Now that we got our yearly ๐ FUCK ๐๐ผfrom good ole Saint DICK ๐
๐พ itโs FINALLY New Years Eve!!!๐๐พ๐
2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ was a LONGG ๐๐ and HARD ๐โ๐ป๐ซ year.... we laughed๐๐๐๐ผ We cried ๐ข๐๐ We coughed ๐ฆ๐ค๐คง we fucked GOOD๐๐ป dick๐ and ๐ต๐ตBAD ๐ dick, ๐ซ BUTT ๐ now letโs ๐๐Celebrate ๐๐ and watch that ๐ฆ๐BIG ๐
BALL ๐๐๐ผ Drop ๐๐ on us! ๐๐ So spread ๐๐ฝ those ๐๐ฝ legs ๐๐ฝ and count down โฌ๏ธ from ๐ until your man ๐ช๐พ pops ๐ his CORK ๐พ๐พ into that thirsty ๐
thirsty ๐
hole! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ Send this to 2๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ COCK-BEGGING โ๐ป๐ WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED ๐๐ฑ for the next 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days ๐๐๐
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The default dance is truly a masterpiece
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The ๐บ๐ปdefault dance๐บ๐ป is truly a ๐masterpiece. Neverโin all of history๐๐๐๐๐has such an artistic masterpiece๐ ever been created. The choreography๐๐ป is possibly the most beautiful๐ sight๐ ever beheld by the human๐๐ปโโ๏ธ eye๐. The sharp ๐ชsound of the SLAP๐ when the playerโs hands๐ collide perfectly ๐ฏ with the beat of the song ๐ต sends a bone chillingโ ๏ธ shiver down my spine, every single time ๐I hear it๐๐ป. I find my self watching ๐my in-game ๐ฎavatar performing this phenomenal dance ritual ๐๐ปfor hours๐ง on end.
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