ITS PRESIDENTS DAY SLUTS!! ๐จ๐จ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธtime to hop onto that founding father dick๐๐๐๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ป๐ด๐ปor should i say founding DADDIES!!!๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ๐ฆ out here tryna get rammed from behind ๐๐๐๐harder than the rock of MOUNT RUSHMOREโ๏ธโ๏ธโฐ๐๐george washington mightve been able to survive the harsh โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฌwinters๐ฌโ๏ธโ๏ธ of valley forge, but can he handle the conditions between the sheets๐ช๐โโโbe the monica Lewinsky ๐๐ปto my bill clinton๐โโ๏ธ baby and i wont deny i had ๐๐โ๏ธsexual relationsโ๏ธ๐๐ with you!!! crack the whip down harder on your bae than ronald Reagan did on welfare programs๐ธ๐ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ปsend this to FIVE of your baddest presidential PRINCESSES๐ธ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ธ๐ผwho will throw the nastiest neck๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฆ on this AMERICAN BEAUT OF A DAY๐๐๐๐จโค๏ธ if you get 10 back, be prepared for the president to enter the oval office of you PUSSY tonight๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
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ACHOO uh oh you just got the Delta variant!
ACHOOโผ๏ธ๐คง๐คงWhat was thatโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐Uh-oh ๐ฏ looks like you just got ๐๐ the Delta variant! ๐๐๐ Donโt you know ๐บ๐ธโ๏ธ๐คข๐ค๐ค๐คค the world ๐ HOE Organization ๐๐
called it the most DOMINANT ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ strain since the start of the ๐ PANTIE-DEMIC ๐๐๐ No more touching daddy ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ง๐ผ until you wash ๐งฝ๐งฝyour dirty ๐พnasty ๐คข little ๐ค๐ผfingers โ๐ป๐ค๐ปโ๐ป๐ค๐ปfor 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ seconds with sHOEp ๐งผ and water ๐ง ๐
otherwise it doesnโt count ๐คก๐คก๐คก Time to stop ๐ spreading the germs ๐คฎ๐ฅด๐คand start spreading ๐งyour legs๐คค๐ฆถ๐ฝ๐ฆต๐ปbecause everyone ๐ฉโ๐ฆฐ๐จโ๐ซ๐ฆน๐พโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธhas to keep TWERKING ๐๐from home! ๐ก SEND THIS TO 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ other coronavirus cucks ๐๐พ๐๐ปotherwise Fuckboy Fauci ๐๐ is cumming for you ๐๐๐
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๐ฆ Today the SEXicans ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ beat the French ๐๐ซ๐ท at the Battle of Puebla ๐ซโ and now youโre gonna get your piรฑata beat ๐๐ฉ Time to sink this Mexican๐ฒ๐ฝ dick๐ into that dirty๐ณ chihuahua pussy๐ถ butโ๏ธONLYโ๏ธ if you send ๐ฒ this to 5๏ธโฃ amigos ๐ฌ youโd cross borders โก๏ธ for ๐๐ป๐ฏ Get 5๏ธโฃ back ๐ and youโll find the Juan for you tonight โค๏ธโบ๏ธ๐
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Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐
๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and ur a ๐๐๐ Horny Xmas Ham ๐๐ท๐คช๐ชต๐ฅ๐๐ but if u get 0๏ธโฃ back ๐ต u got a ๐ฅ DRY C๐
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๐ผ so it must be SINKO DE FUCKING MAYONNAISE๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฎโค๏ธ๐ฏ Hide your KIDS๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, hide your BURRITOS๐ฏ, and get your CUMMIES READY๐ฉcause DADDY TRUMP๐ง๐ชis coming to deport us all๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐๐พ But DONT FORGET to drink TACOS ๐ฎ and eat TEQUILA ๐ธbecause the only way for you FILTHY CUMSLUTS to stay in America๐บ๐ธis to PARTYYY๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ So send this to CINCO(5 you dumb bitch) of the SLUTTIEST๐ jars of MAYO you know and if you DONT โget any back you get NO ๐ซ๐ซCULTURAL CUMMIES ๐ญ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ