You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Waiting for adblock to be disabled
More Copypastas
Hitler speech bubble
β β β‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β‘β β β
β β β β β‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β‘β β β β
β β β β β β ’β’β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β£β ΄β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β’Έβ β β β’β£β£β£β£β£β‘β €β β β β β β β β β β β
β β β β β β β β β£β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
β
β β β β β’⣴⠢⠿β β β »β β ³β Άβ£β‘β β β β β β
β β β£ β£Άβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Άβ£β Άβ’Άβ£€β‘β β β’Ώβ£β β β β β
β’⣴⣿β β β β β β β β β Ώβ’Ώβ£·β‘β β β’·β‘β β β
β‘Ύβ β‘β β β β β β β β β β β β β’¦β‘β β£·β‘β β
β£·β’°β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β’³β‘β’Έβ‘β β
β’»β‘β‘β β’β£β£€β£Άβ£Άβ‘⣴⣾⣿β£β£β β ⣧Ⓒβ£β β
β’⣧⣧β β’©β β Ώβ Ώβ »β β β β β β β β β£Ώβ£»β Ώβ£·β
β’Έβ‘΅β£Ώβ β β β β β β β β β‘β β β β β β’»β£β‘β
β β’§β£Ώβ‘β β β β β’§β£€β£€β£Άβ£β β β β β β β£½β β
β β Ⓙ⣧β β β β β£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£Ώβ£β β β β’ β‘β β β
β β β β β£β β β °β β β β β β β β β β£Όβ‘
β β β
β β β β ⠹⣦β‘β β β β β β β β β β£ β β’»β£€β‘β
β β β β β β’Ήβ‘·β’¦β£β£β£β£β£β£€β£΄β‘Ύβ β β β‘Ώβ β’Ά
β β β β β β’¨β‘·β£€β‘β β β β’β‘΄β β β β β£Έβ β β
A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage
twitchquotes:
A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a cage far too small for himself. Malnourished because of his "vegan" diet, his ribs are clearly visible through his coat. He barely has the energy to move, let alone enjoy life. Yet, he knows there's hope. He knows he could draw attention to himself, as he hears Kripp constantly talking to someone. In a single act of defiance, Dex barks to draw attention to his dire situation. "Quiet, Dex" is his only reply as Kripp ignores his pleas yet again.
twitch chat
Kripp
I fucking hate gaming laptops
I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Nicholas Cage You Don't Say
Jared, one final ff
twitchquotes:
The year is 2027, Jared has just returned from his third tour in North Korea. Each time he fired his rifle he whispered the same word, "/ff". He looks down to the 9mm in his belt and dreams of seeing imaqtpie and Dom one last time, one final "/ff'
twitch chat
Annie Bot