You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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Quibi is shutting down
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Quibi is shutting down. Whatās the fuckin point anymore? Now what am I supposed to do when I go to a restaurant and they tell me my table wonāt be ready for another eight minutes? How am I supposed to pass those eight minutes using a cell phone and internet connection without quibi exclusive content only available on quibi? Where else can i get āquick bitesā of content streaming directly to my mobile phone for viewing on the go?
As if 2020 wasnāt bad enough now I canāt watch any more murder house flip, the show where they renovate houses where human beings have lost their lives at the hands of their loved ones and sell those houses to rich cosmopolitan couples looking to move out of the city?
Whatās the point?
I for one am not ācontentā with the current state of the ācontentā
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Chat, don't salt the slug
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100% reason to go for the face
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10% luck, 20% skill, 15% slowly ranking uphill, 5% topdeck, 50% race or just 100% reason to go for the face 
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This is Mordeās mom
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Hi David, this is Mordeās mom. I noticed you havenāt been picking my son for your team in gym class. Morde has been having a really tough time since his dad and I split up, and it doesnāt make it easy on him when you reroll and say, āWeāre never taking Morde.ā I think you should take a hard look at yourself in the mirror and think how it would feel if someone said that about you. Morde has phantom synergy, knight synergy, and he can hit 2 units! Why donāt you try being a bit more inclusive?
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