[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ณ what's this? my heart is beating so fast ๐Ÿ’“ I feel dizzy ๐Ÿคช what is this tension in my lower body? ๐Ÿค” I am sweating so much ๐Ÿฅต I think i need a special vaccine ๐Ÿ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’
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April 2021
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Mom, twitch chat is not a documentary on Nazis!

twitchquotes: ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ™ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ผจ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ†๏ฝ†๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ "๏ผฎ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝŠ๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“" ๏ผณ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ ๏ผช๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ ๏ผณ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‹๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„๏ผŽ
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August 2014
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COPY THIS GEM TO HELP TSM

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โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–โ–„โ–‘โ–‘
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Investing in gourd futures

Due to local fluctuations in the tropopause, the jet stream has been shifting rapidly in a counterclockwise vector, causing a rapid disincorporation of the Hadley vortex cells in the lower ionosphere. Because of this, the geostrophic solar wind balance has deteriorated rapidly in the northern hemisphere. In essence, autumnal weather patterns in the western United States will lead to the biggest ornamental gourd yield in recorded history. Investing in gourd agricultural futures could likely produce up to $1600 per day in passive income. However, investing at the apex of the curve would be the most conducive to profit as the arbitrage (particularly 12b-1 fees) will develop at a market share higher than the back-end load. Basically, no one will be able to buy the stock at a higher price than you, and all value invested will be retained. A preliminary market penetration investment of $50,000 would be most efficient in generating this revenue.
January 2021

WallStreetBets

69 nice

twitchquotes: Oh you think youโ€™re funny eh? Yeah youโ€™re so funny commenting nice on a number that represents reproduction. Yeah so funny. Wouldnโ€™t it be nice if somebody came at your doorstep at 4:20 am with a bat that has 69 written on it? Yeah that will be as funny as your joke.
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October 2020
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