[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: 😳 what's this? my heart is beating so fast πŸ’“ I feel dizzy πŸ€ͺ what is this tension in my lower body? πŸ€” I am sweating so much πŸ₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine πŸ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’
twitch chat
April 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Meet the Engineer TF2

twitchquotes: Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
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Absolutely appalled at it, 12 mins or so of pure shit

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🌈 BROMANCE πŸ‘Š nothing really gay πŸ₯΅ about it πŸ’― not that there's πŸ‘Œ anything wrong with being KappaPride gay 🌈 BROMANCE πŸ‘Š shouldn't be ashamed πŸ‘€ or hide it πŸ‘€ I love you 😍 in the most heterosexual way πŸ† πŸ’¦
February 2021

I'm not gonna read that

twitchquotes: I'm not gonna read that. Fuck you.
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Avoid embarrasing incidents

twitchquotes: Hey chat, take it easy please. Sometimes I see the same message posted twice. Take your time to actually read chat to avoid embarrassing incidents like this. Thank you. :)
twitch chat
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Classic

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