[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: 😳 what's this? my heart is beating so fast πŸ’“ I feel dizzy πŸ€ͺ what is this tension in my lower body? πŸ€” I am sweating so much πŸ₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine πŸ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’
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April 2021
I used to be a real ad
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LS aka β€œLast Straw”

twitchquotes: LS aka β€œLast Straw” is always on the verge of commiting vehicular manslaughter. He has been assigned to multiple psychiatric hospitals, but always manages to escape due to the prison guards β€œbad pathing”.
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Traumatized Mr Incredible

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February 2022

You kids call that a copypasta?

twitchquotes: You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
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Kripp

No girlfriend. No friends. No talents.

twitchquotes: 4Head No girlfriend 4Head No friends 4Head No talents 4Head Saturday night alone 4Head Wasting time on Twitch 4Head Watching a dead game 4Head Reading the chat more than the stream 4Head Spamming pastas brainlessly 4Head Must be me
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September 2018

A donger with a monocle

twitchquotes: (β•­ΰ²°_βŠ™) what, never seen a donger with a monocle? (β•­ΰ²°_βŠ™)
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