[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

My dad works at twitch dude

twitchquotes: My dad works at twitch dude, he's a sr Vice President, and he oversees players accounts. If you don't unban me, I'll make sure he gets both you and majinphil permabanned. But if you unban me, I'll make sure you fit in the algorithms to always be in people's recommended feed. Your choice.

twitch chat

December 2018

I like turtles

twitchquotes: I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”

twitch chat

December 2014

Kripp

All becoming better than Kripp

twitchquotes: ＷｈｅｎＫｒｉｐｐｍｉｓｐｌａｙ, Ｉｗａｎｔｔｏｓｈｏｗｈｉｍｍｙｋｎｏｗｌｅｄｇｅ. ＩＣｒｉｔｉｃｉｚｅｈｉｓｇａｍｉｎｇａｂｉｌｉｔｉｅｓａｎｄｃａｌｌｈｉｍｔｈｅｎｏｏｂ. ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｂｅｔｔｅｒｔｈａｎｋｒｉｐｐ

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone 2

twitchquotes: Hey guys, I want to tell you about a terrible experience I had. I'm quite a nice guy but I've had a rough time lately. Kripp said I was a "Mind-blowingly bad hunter" or something like that. This made me a bit sad, but it got worse though. Kripp then said "This guy is a garbage human being", and he said that I'm "a super shit person". I don't know why this guy was being so toxic towards me. He seemed to be a grown man living in a palace, but he hated me so much and he's never even met me.

twitch chat

July 2019

Kripp

Hearthstone

Corridor creeper

twitchquotes: 🐛In the dungeon I go deeper🐛in set reviews I was a sleeper🐛when minions die I get cheaper🐛You guessed it right🐛I'm corridor creeper🐛

twitch chat

August 2018

[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

My dad works at twitch dude

I like turtles

All becoming better than Kripp

Kripp BMs an opponent in Hearthstone 2

Hearthstone

Corridor creeper

Hearthstone

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