[Copypasta] I think i need a special vaccine

twitchquotes: 😳 what's this? my heart is beating so fast πŸ’“ I feel dizzy πŸ€ͺ what is this tension in my lower body? πŸ€” I am sweating so much πŸ₯΅ I think i need a special vaccine πŸ† because I have [insert streamer name]virus πŸ€’πŸ€’πŸ€’
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