Biden: Yo- uh, y-you, y-you got the vaccination?
Don Lemon: Yeah.
Biden: A-Are you... Are you okay? I mean, you seem... no, it works, or you, you know, or, or, or, or the mom and dad, or or, or, or, or the neighbor, or when you... go to church, or when youβre β n-no, I-I-I-I really mean it, there... are trusted interlocutors. Think of the people, if-if your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were β thereβs a man on the moon, or, or whatever, you know, something, or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not. You know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?
What happened to this ad? :(
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You have to concede... He has a wisp
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You have to concede... He has a wisp
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Hafu
Discord made me racist
Last time when I was 9 years old, my 29 years old roblox friend told me to download an app called discord.
So after using discord for 3 years, I found multiple racist servers that I joined. They all send nazi and geroge floyd.
They say n word and shit and now I say the n word too. I think saying n word is so funny. I say heil hitler too πππ
Everytime I post gore, me and the boys canβt stop laughing. We jack off to fortnite sex too.
I am now racist and a nazi πππππππππ
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Hosty and Amaz
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"Hey Hosty, I've got some bad news." says Amaz to Hosty. "But I wasn't ghosting I swear!" he replies, sweating heavily. "It's alright, I won't fire you, as long as you do something for me." Hosty knows what Amaz wants. He bends over and lets Amaz have his way. Afterwards, as he cries on the bed, Amaz whispers in his ear, "I lied. You're fired..
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Amaz
Hi Kripp, Google again here
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Kripp, Google again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Twitch for at least 2 minutes in the past. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still the merchandise? We're serious about raising the price if it's a problem to you. We just want you to have fun, and to of course buy more Twitch merchandise. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you (mostly us) much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon
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Kripp
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Elder Scrolls developer messages Kripp
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(The Elder Scrolls: Legendsβ’ Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to wear your TES:L shirt and don't forget our little 'arrangement' later tonight at the motel. 
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Kripp