Biden: Yo- uh, y-you, y-you got the vaccination?
Don Lemon: Yeah.
Biden: A-Are you... Are you okay? I mean, you seem... no, it works, or you, you know, or, or, or, or the mom and dad, or or, or, or, or the neighbor, or when you... go to church, or when youβre β n-no, I-I-I-I really mean it, there... are trusted interlocutors. Think of the people, if-if your kid wanted to find out whether or not there were β thereβs a man on the moon, or, or whatever, you know, something, or, you know, whether those aliens are here or not. You know, who are the people they talk to beyond the kids who love talking about it?
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Don Han'Cho tells Kripp to disenchant his collection
twitchquotes:
Hey Kripp its Don Han'Cho 
from da grimy goons. I got a job for yah. I know about a warehouse holding thousands of pounds of arcane dust. I got a tip that this place is called "collecteen manajaire" sounds french or somethin I don know. Anyways what I want you to do is da sneak in to dis place and look for a button called "deez ench ant". You whack dat and da goons will take care of da rest. You game?
from da grimy goons. I got a job for yah. I know about a warehouse holding thousands of pounds of arcane dust. I got a tip that this place is called "collecteen manajaire" sounds french or somethin I don know. Anyways what I want you to do is da sneak in to dis place and look for a button called "deez ench ant". You whack dat and da goons will take care of da rest. You game?
twitch chat
Kripp
Hearthstone
OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?
βΌοΈβΌοΈOH MY GODβΌοΈβΌοΈ IS THAT A π³οΈβπRπ³οΈβπAπ³οΈβπIπ³οΈβπNπ³οΈβπBπ³οΈβπOπ³οΈβπWπ³οΈβπ LOGO?!?!?!?!? ππππ OMG π€―π€―UR SO INCLUSIVEπ±π±π±π± π³οΈβπLGBT π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈTRANS π³οΈββ§οΈRIGHTS YAAAAS!!!!!!!!!π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ UR SO PROGRESSIVE ππ»ββοΈππΌββοΈππ½ββοΈππΎββοΈππΏββοΈ I WILL NOW BUY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE! ππππ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NOW π«π©π©πππ₯°π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
Emoji Pasta
Twitch staff Golden Kappa
twitchquotes:
Twitch Staff here, one person in this channel will be randomly given golden 
in the next few minutes minutes but only if you type Kappa, good luck!
Twitch Staff here, one person in this channel will be randomly given golden in the next few minutes minutes but only if you type Kappa, good luck!
twitch chat
KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR
twitchquotes:
KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!
KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION! PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!
twitch chat
Classic
I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ
I hate when people refer to orange juice as OJ.
Why OJ? Do you want to sound cool? Is it so much of a hustle to say orange juice? Do you abbreviate apple juice too? " Hey yeah, let me have some AJ?" - said by no one ever. I just think it sound annoying af.
Edit: I don't have any issues with abbreviations, except for OJ as orange juice. Sorry if I offended some of you with sensitive feelings.